sarcasticcomebackshide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Morganville Vampires, and Rise of the Guardians.
Kia oraaaa. Jorden , but call me Jordy 'cause that rolls off the tongue better. Pay no mind to the words above, they're simply things I think about constantly.
I live in New Zealand (wooh! go nz) But I wasn't taught either of the languages (I'm learning) much to my disappointment. But I do know a bit about the cultures, Māori more so than Cook Island. So if you have any questions regarding that, I'd be happy to answer.
As you can see, I haven't written anything in a while. And probably won't continue the three stories I do have. I don't have the best motivation when dit comes to writing, but when you're reduced to typing stories on your phone, it becomes a bit of a struggle. That and I have low confidence in myself and my nearly non-existent writing ':)
We do indeed have a lot of sheep here. Shocker, I know. |
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Love, hate and etternaty by AnGellica A fan reviews
All your favorite characters from Adventure time, but with a really weird twist. It's a mix between Finn and Jake and Fiona and Cake stories, but again with some twist you might not expect. Finn and Fiona are siblings and so are all the other alternates. It has some weird love stories. Finn and Fiona ran away from their abusive father. The story follows a whole new line, be ready.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,184 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/30/2018 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Finn, Jake, Marshall Lee, Fionna
Camp Wars by K00kie Senpai reviews
Clary is from Camp Omega and Jace is from Camp Alpha. When one incident happens a war between the two camps rile up. But they have to be careful or the heads of the camps will serve punishments. With Clary and Jace leading, who'll win? Also, there's NO socializing or having any kind of intercourse between the camps but Jace and Clary can't keep their lips off each other.Discontined
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,954 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 4/4/2016 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
When I Fall by Cantica10 reviews
Seven years after his sister is kidnapped, a phone call changes everything for Dipper. Mabel has been found, and she's going to need a strong support network to heal from the scars of her ordeal. With a change of scenery to Gravity Falls, Oregon staying with their Great Uncle, Dipper and Mabel are going to have to face her inner demons, and take out a few real ones on the way.
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,540 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 8/30/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan
A Pines Family Christmas by AnimationNut reviews
A series of short Christmas-themed stories, based off prompts following the order of the alphabet. It's 26 Days of Gravity Falls Christmas! Dipper and Mabel are visiting their great-uncles for winter break, and are excited to spend the holidays with their favourite people in the world. Festive antics ensue, as well as family fluff.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 21,400 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 11/30/2015 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford - Complete
Its A Boy Girl Thing by WritingToPlease reviews
Based on the film Its A Boy Girl Thing. Claire Danvers is the type to keep herself to herself, where as Shane Collins is the popular boy who everyone wants to be around. So what happens when Claire and Shane have an argument and they end up switching body's? How will they switch back? Will they learn how to put up with each other? Bad summary but please read :)
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 51,849 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/14/2015 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
Deafening Darlings by EvangelVamp511 reviews
One big happy family. With a now fourteen-year-old Laney as well as two sons and another daughter how will Edward and Bella handle their crazy lives? *Sequel* AH Canon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,763 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Bella
Ever Since We Met: All Grown Up by ButterflyWhisperer reviews
The gang is back and all grown up! Rosalie and Emmett are getting married, Alice wants to but Jasper's overseas, Bella has a fear of marriage, Edward and Nessie have to deal with someone from their dark past, Jacob can't find a job, and Seth is finally not single? Also someone in the group is hiding something huge to top it all off. Find out in the sequel to Ever Since We Met!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 129,531 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Not How It Seems by Thalia's Tree reviews
Claire's not feeling great. She hasnt for a while, and now people are starting to notice. What could be wrong? Now things have gone furthur, decisions must be made, friends will be found and love will be put to the test as Claire battle through her demons. How will the glass house gang cope with there individual and shared problems? But everything is Not How It Seems . . . . . . .
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 99,717 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Claire D., Shane C., Eve R., Michael G. - Complete
Glass House - Shane's POV by morganville-vamp-chick reviews
Basically it's the first Morganville Vampires book, but in Shane's point of view
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,137 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Shane C.
Something to Live For by SarcasticChoices reviews
When Clary's foster father is arrested she is taken to a new home, she fears it will be just as bad as her previous ones. But when she gets there... She meets her goth foster sister Isabelle, A super muscular foster brother named Alec and cocky hotheaded foster brother Jace! She trusts no one and lives for nothing. Can she find Something to Live For?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,315 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
Mind Games by becca-loraine'.D reviews
Naomi wants Morganville, but for that she needs Claire. Can her friends get her back or will Naomi succeed? Plenty of Shane vs. Myrnin drama :
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,668 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Claire D.
The Darkness Is Coming by Kittylover118 reviews
Oliver's youngest niece, Anna, sees something scary coming to Morganville. She calls it "The Darkness". But what is it exactly? Can Claire help the vamps find out what Anna means? Morganville Vampires belong to Rachel Caine, not me. Rated T.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,816 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 3/13/2013
Just Another Day by RockPaperRuby reviews
Claire's life is just as it has been for a while - miserable. But the appearance of one Shane Collins in Morganville High might be able to change that. (T to be safe and this is my first fanfiction so please be nice and R&R)
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,837 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Claire D., Shane C., Eve R., Michael G. - Complete
Blood Bonds by Joshwa' Williams reviews
Jakob, new to the brilliant city of Morganville doesn't know what to expect when he first comes here meeting his sister; Claire. However, dangers lurk round every corner in Morganville and, with Amelie going rampant, the Glass clan have nowhere to run...or hide.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,806 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Claire D., Shane C., Eve R., Michael G.
A New Beginning by Stephaniecrow9 reviews
SEQUEL TO LIKE MOTHER LIKE DAUGHTER! Alyssa and Justin are having a baby! But what obstacles will they come across on the way? When their baby is born, will it be all happy family for Alyssa and Justin? Please review! :)
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 64,081 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Claire D.
Secretly Sisters Discontinued by llamas-and-bullets reviews
Imagine what would happen if our two favourite Morganville girls were related. But what if Claire's parents never intended for eve to find out? What would they do to keep thier secret safe? My first fanfic so be nice :) please R&R rated T just to be safe
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 16,803 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Claire D., Shane C., Eve R., Michael G.
You left as simple as that by 0123456 reviews
Claire ends up living in the Glass House on her own unaware why the gang had abruptly left her. Will she leave the Glass House after they return or will forgiveness fill the air after she's heard the whole story? But most importantly will she forgive Shane who regrets every single thing he had to do. A Shane and Claire story.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,651 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Claire D., Shane C.
Redemption's Heart by Marina-ondine reviews
(Sequel to Assasin's heart) Edward has been kidnapped by the Volturi in hope that the talented member's of the Cullen clan will join Aro's army. What will the Cullens do to get back their Edward? A lot of OC X OC and sadly not much werewolf...Do not read if you are a Jacob/Renesmee fanatic. Rated T because of swearing :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Bella, Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
The Lost One by Lydia Belle reviews
Bella Salvatore, the "lost" Salvatore sibling, has been brought back to Mystic Falls time and time again through unforeseen circumstances. Now she's facing the roughest one of all, a past love. Edward? Eh, not exactly... [Currently being Re-done/Chapter 4 done]
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,155 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Bella, Elena G., Klaus, OC
Caved In by Katy-Cullen23 reviews
On the trip of a lifetime, things take an unexpected turn for the worse when an avalanche hits the mountain they're climbing. Stuck together, Edward and Bella need to work together in order to survive, but will they manage that with their conflicting personalities? R&R, BPOV and EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,034 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Bella, Edward
Dancer in the Dark:Part I by Edward cullen is my hero reviews
Bella has an attiude but she can dance.Edwards in the popular crowd.What happens when he sees a girl dancing at school but doesnt know her?His only clue is a video and tattoo. Bellas sister starts bringing the populars home.Will Bella get along with them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,988 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
I'm back by xxclaireandevexx reviews
Basically the story is about Claire walking in on Shane and a girl. Claire can't believe who the girl he is cheating on her is. She hasn't seen her since she was a kid. Everyone thought she was dead. Claire packs up and leaves forever? Or will Amelie call her back?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Claire D., Shane C., Eve R., Michael G.
Karaoke Night by SimmyChicken reviews
Jack finally comes to North's Karaoke Night, a feat the Guardians host once a month, something Jack's avoided for five. To his surprise, he actually enjoys it and decides to participate in the Winter Concert with his friends. But Pitch has something else in mind for him. Will Jack still be able to go to the Winter Concert? Warning: RAPE Pitch/Jack(VERY one sided) Tooth/Jack
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 154,646 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Jack Frost, Tooth - Complete
Love is Sweeter the Second Time Around by x Nevaeh x reviews
Claire and Shane have a fight. Claire runs out and gets hurt. When she wakes up she can't remember Shane. Can he help her remember how she felt for him? Will she fall in love with him again? And was the accident on purpose?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,997 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Claire D., Shane C.
Fat girl no more by Marrie-cullen reviews
Isabella swan is the outsider, the girl every one picks on because she's overweight. Not able to take constant bullying,she moves to forks to live with her dad.3yrs later,around the same group of people looking totally different,what goes down? M for over the top performing arts kids out to get each other... and sexy fun times.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,129 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
Survival of the Fittest by Ashbrie13 reviews
Sina Reyye was reaped for the 33rd Hunger Games, much to her distaste. The Head Gamemaker has brutal plans for these Games, a final pop before she finally retires from her job. The Head Gamemaker has had years of experience of torturing children, and she assured all of Panem that this Games will be breathtaking. Can Sina and her friends survive these perilous Games?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,433 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013
Blinded Heart by celine-the adorkable one reviews
Bella Swan is an adoptive daughter and blind. What happens when she meets the Cullens especially she's not so human herself... Will sparks fly between her and Edward? But how? Will she meet her real family? A/V A/H Part supernatural so you don't freak! [marked as complete]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,686 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Girl With The Hazel & Brown Eyes by X.WolfMovement.X reviews
Ally Dawson was your typical nerd while Austin Moon was your average school bad boy. Once upon a time it was team Austin, so that meant Austin, Ally, Trish, & Dez always and forever right? Not! Now Ally's by herself getting bullied because she's different. To make it worst, she ends up having to tutor Austin but what Austin wants to know is, where does she go at 5:00 everyday?
Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Ally D., Austin M., Dez, Trish dlR.
If No One Will Listen by hfinerfrock reviews
Nick is a jerk. Demi is a shy girl. When their paired together for an English assignment, Nick is dreading working with Demi. But after a while he starts to fall in love with her, and Demi with him. When he finds out that Demi is being abused both mentally and psychically, can he save her?
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,278 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Nate, Mitchie T.
What We Least Expect! by Justjessx1x reviews
When new guy Drake takes an interest in Claire a love triangle ensues that will lead to happiness, heartbreak and everything in between. High School! Shane's family still alive! Regular characters with some newbies - remember to review!xoxo
Morganville Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,124 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Shane C., Claire D.
Why know ? by hwilkes1999 reviews
austin and ally are partners for a project but he kisses her unexpectedly and it keeps happening he has never really noticed her untill know what will happen when mrs brown changes the project to a trip for two weeks but they have to be in a room together.
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,903 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Austin M., Ally D.
Towards the Edge by Col. Rage-Shadow Dragon Leader reviews
Bella is sixteen, and has moved to Forks. She's exactly like her mother in more ways than looks and disorders. Bella has a creature after her very life and soul, and it's up to Edward Cullen and his family to save Bella, who happens to be Edward's soul mate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 99,746 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Our baby girl by wonderland1901 reviews
Carlisle and Esme go hunting and stumble upon a gruesome scene. There they find a small little bundle who finds her way into the heart of seven vampires...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 9,523 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Ever Since We Met by ButterflyWhisperer reviews
When little Bella Swan & her brother move to Forks as children she doesn't expect to make any friends. That's until she meets the Hale & Cullen families, resulting in a life long friendship. As time passes the gang goes from children playing pranks to teenagers falling in love. These friends are nothing but normal, but their tale is a journey. The sequel is now up! (Trying to Edit)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 89,651 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Assassin's Heart by Marina-ondine reviews
Bella, is the world's deadliest vampire. After bieng framed for a crime she didn't commit, she has left her father Aro before his army could kill her...500 years later Bella is at last brave enough to face the world again, she can't trust anyone not even herself but what will happen when she meets a certain family with topaz coloured eyes. RATED T BECAUSE OF SWEARING.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 41 - Words: 23,096 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When I Met You by WritingToPlease reviews
When Claire finds that Shane Cheated, she packs her stuff and leaves, talking their daughter with her. 13 years later their daughter goes out to search for her dad, in a town called Morganville. When she finally finds him, How we he react? Better yet what happens when some of Shane's enemy's kidnap his daughter. Really bad summary but please read :)
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 105 - Words: 221,684 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
Like Mother Like Daughter by Stephaniecrow9 reviews
Eve and Claire get pregnant but what happens when Amelie sends Claire, Eve and the two children away for 12 years without Shane and Michael? Will it be all happy family when they come back? What happens when Lola Morrell, Monica's daughter takes a bad liking towards Alyssa Collins, Shane and Claire's daughter? New and improved summary! Please R&R! :)
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 100 - Words: 93,561 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Claire D., Michael G. - Complete
Omen by x-NeonQueen-x reviews
What would happen if Edward had found baby Bella in a car accident? Will the Cullen's adapt her into their family? What will her life be like under the Cullen's roof. Will she and Edward still end up falling in love? Or will she fall for someone else? Perhaps a certain wolf might try getting in the middle. What will the Volturi think of the Cullen's raising a mortal child?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,229 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Bella, Edward
My Beautiful Rescue by ry123red reviews
After finding out that Edward and Alice were unfaithful, the Cullen's will never be the same. Heartbroken, Jasper & Bella each turn to the one person they can depend on...each other. Can two people learn to move on in the midst of a war? Bella/Jasper version of Breaking Dawn. SEQUEL POSTED! Slowly being edited/revised...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 88,428 - Reviews: 2350 - Favs: 2,163 - Follows: 1,534 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Hunger Games Morganville Style by XxMyHeartOfIcexX reviews
A crossover of the Morganville Vampires and The Hunger Games. Set as if nothing happened in the 74th games and they are still going, but in 2012. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Hunger Games or any of The Morganville vampires. They belong to Suzanne Collins and Rachel Caine. I wrote this because I was bored, and it's my first fanfic. Constructive criticism is appreciated.
Crossover - Morganville Vampires & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,132 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Claire D.
Life With Jack Frost by meganfrost89 reviews
Is a story of me and Jack Frost. I got into a little tragedy and I met the young guardian. But that tragedy became the best thing that happened to my life.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 55,224 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Girls get there own back by Mystery Girl 01 reviews
The boys insult the girls. Its time for Rose, Alice and Bella to take action but what have they got instore for the boys? Rated M for lemons and mature theams. OOC LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS LEMONS and a few more LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,478 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Edward, Bella
Blind Seeing by Twilighterheart xxxx reviews
The Cullen's have just moved to Forks, there first day of school is boring as many. Until Bella Swan a strange girl who seems to avoid the people at Forks high, she is what as known as a freak. But how could she know of what the Cullen's are?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 39,912 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Indigo Skies by The Only Pancake reviews
Jasper left Bella, and she needed Jacob for stability. She finds peace in him, but when Jasper comes back, she questions everything she has grown know. Cullen/Werewolf drama will ensue. My JxB version of New Moon and Eclipse. Sequel to Darkest Before Dawn
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,165 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Our Little Man by MyBella reviews
Partner to LLC. All Human-OOC. Rated M, but mostly fluff. Edward and Bella are now parents to a baby boy, Charlie. Alice and Jasper have twins, and Lily is talking up a storm. Life for the Cullens isn't as little as it was before. Can they handle it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 265,527 - Reviews: 3795 - Favs: 1,925 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Life's Little Choices by MyBella reviews
Very Human Edward, Alice, Rose, Jasper, & Emmett are all friends heading off to meet Emmett's little sister for the first time. Will they get along with her, or wish they'd stayed in for the night? Characters are slightly OOC. Rated M for adult material.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 205,203 - Reviews: 6702 - Favs: 2,688 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Home Improvement Cullen Style by hellopants reviews
This is what My-Bella and myself think would happen if The beloved Cullen's had to go to a home improvement store. Oh for the love of a toilet! what will we do with our dear sweet Emmett.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
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The Labyrinth reviews
When the new girl Claire Danvers makes a stand against Monica Morrell, she makes an unwanted enemy, very humorous friends and a small blooming romance. When Claire is dragged off in the middle of a slumber party, the gang will stop at nothing to get their CB back, even if it means entering Monica's new Playground. The deep and dark Labyrinth.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,567 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013
Arrows of a Cupid reviews
After 310 years of wondering around, Rose finds herself being dragged off to the North Pole, but why? 310 years of trouble and now this? Damn them people and their bad timing. But Pitch had a friend...an old friend of Rose's. Together the boogeyman and his apprentice stop at nothing to bring down the guardians. Will Rose battle her fears and win? Or will she finally be broken? R&R
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,564 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013
Music Is My Escape reviews
'Paranormal Dead' is a very popular band with a call for help. So what makes Amelie agree to their call? Charlie and her brother Miles are very different creatures though. And so desirable to even the dead who speaks. And to make matters worse...Charlie's stuck in a love triangle between a sweet nerd and hot bad boy. Who will she choose and how will she remember her dark past.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,224 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Claire D., Eve R., Michael G., Shane C.