And then there's this,

95% of my life probably needs adult supervision, the other 5% is spent realizing Im the adult...

…I’m still confused between whether I’m a good writer, or I should just stick to my artistic talents elsewhere. I've never let anyone read any of my stories …not because I don’t want them to but because I've never actually finished a story. I can’t tell if its laziness or the lack of attention span. My therapist says Im a habitual

quitter…So I quit seeing her.

I have a sickness, it’s called severe plot twist syndrome (SPTS) I can’t just make a story with original ideas. I end up twisting plot lines until the original story is

unrecognizable. Example ‘writing is going great I’m so excited I have so much to write about on this topic. A week later, oh! But wouldn't this work so much better if it

happened like this. Huh, but that wouldn't work without this new protagonist. A month later…..wtf did I just write. Who thought any of this was a good idea?...end

example…lather and repeat…Okay wait, Before I turn anyone off of my writing I’ll mention that I am in the processes of recovery. I kind of sort of promise I won’t ditch my stories…mostly

Seriously I've never been a good sales person, up selling is not in my blood. ‘Here you want this product? It kind of works, I've never actually used it, and I’m not

even quite sure why anyone else would but it seems pretty legit…’ that’s about the extent of that….yeah…My manger hates me.

Warning! Read at your own risk….None of this is good reading material! Seriously people…I’m not trying to chase anyone away with my off colored humor, I honestly would like readers. But that’s just a pipe dream I’m being extraordinarily honest here, maybe one day I’ll be a good writer…that day is not today!.

P.S. I use commas like Shakespeare…yes I know that’s why they made spell check and proof reading but I have neither patience or time for that. I try not to make

mistakes but it makes me feel human when I do.

-_-…this is mostly so the plot lines stop keeping me awake at night …overactive imagination is sleeps worst nightmare.