Hello and welcome to my profile!

My name is Tee-Jai and my older sister has helped me set up own FanFiction. You should all go read her story A Lily So Sweet. Her pen name is Rosebetweentwothorns and her pen name is funnily enough how I got my pen name:)

Ok so my profile is full of stuff that I got off other profiles. Woops my bad... (I caught it off my sister who uses her boyfriends electronical equipment to write her stories... shame on you Rose shame on you.)

If you guys are reading this then you have somehow (through a single mouse click) stumbled upon one of the lost Profiles of FanFiction.net. Only a few people know of these profiles so now that you know you must keep it a secret.

Now and forever, throughout wars and revolutions searching for these profiles, you will watch, the guardians of a great secret that the world will forever search for, but never find.

You will carry this secret to your grave. In sickness and in health,through thick and thin you will tell no one.

Your children and wife will know that you carry a heavy secret but they will never know it upon the penalty of death.

And finally when you are on your death bed and you are waiting for the ever approaching darkness that is death, you look back on your life and will have one real regret.

That you didn't stop WWIII by telling the secret of the profiles

Copy this to join the ranks of the Lost Profiles Of FanFiction the cause brothers and sisters in writing.

Ok so on with the profile...

“Once on a yellow piece of paper with green lines
he wrote a poem
And he called it "Chops"
because that was the name of his dog

And that's what it was all about
And his teacher gave him an A
and a gold star
And his mother hung it on the kitchen door
and read it to his aunts
That was the year Father Tracy
took all the kids to the zoo

And he let them sing on the bus
And his little sister was born
with tiny toenails and no hair
And his mother and father kissed a lot
And the girl around the corner sent him a
Valentine signed with a row of X's

and he had to ask his father what the X's meant
And his father always tucked him in bed at night
And was always there to do it

Once on a piece of white paper with blue lines
he wrote a poem
And he called it "Autumn"

because that was the name of the season
And that's what it was all about
And his teacher gave him an A
and asked him to write more clearly
And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
because of its new paint

And the kids told him
that Father Tracy smoked cigars
And left butts on the pews
And sometimes they would burn holes
That was the year his sister got glasses
with thick lenses and black frames
And the girl around the corner laughed

when he asked her to go see Santa Claus
And the kids told him why
his mother and father kissed a lot
And his father never tucked him in bed at night
And his father got mad
when he cried for him to do it.

Once on a paper torn from his notebook
he wrote a poem
And he called it "Innocence: A Question"
because that was the question about his girl
And that's what it was all about
And his professor gave him an A

and a strange steady look
And his mother never hung it on the kitchen door
because he never showed her
That was the year that Father Tracy died
And he forgot how the end
of the Apostle's Creed went

And he caught his sister
making out on the back porch
And his mother and father never kissed
or even talked
And the girl around the corner
wore too much makeup
That made him cough when he kissed her

but he kissed her anyway
because that was the thing to do
And at three a.m. he tucked himself into bed
his father snoring soundly

That's why on the back of a brown paper bag
he tried another poem

And he called it "Absolutely Nothing"
Because that's what it was really all about
And he gave himself an A
and a slash on each damned wrist
And he hung it on the bathroom door
because this time he didn't think

he could reach the kitchen.” Stephen Chbosky- The Perks Of Being A Wall Flower.

You've got your demons and darlin', they all look like me.

If you have to ask, you'll never know. If you know, you need only ask.

There comes a time when you have to choose between turning the page and closing the book.

The only way of knowing the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible.

Don't say, "There's still time," or "Maybe next time." Because there's also the concept of "It's too late."

If there ever comes a day when we can't be together, keep me in your heart & I'll be there forever.

There is no security on this earth, only opportunity.

One day, you'll be just a memory to some people. Do your best to be a good one.

A tongue as no bones, but it can still break a heart.

We don't meet people by accident. They are meant to cross our path for a reason.

Bold for what you like/do.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a fire-fighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS3 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports is fun. (sometimes)

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the colour pink.

You go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheer-leading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewellery. (I mean... I don't mind it..)

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around 30-60 minutes to shower, get dressed, and do make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like. (Sometimes)

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume.

You love the movies. ( I adore them)

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of everything.

Do it one by one and don't look ahead, 'kay?

1.Write the name of a person of the opposite sex Oscar Wade

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, and yellow? Yellow (PIKACHU)

3.Your first initial? T

4.Your month of birth? March

5.Which color do you like more, black or white? white

6.Name of a person the same sex as you Rose Green

7.Your favorite number? 12

8.Do you like California or Florida more? Never been to either but California

9.Do you like the lake, or the ocean? Lake

10.Write down a wish (A realistic one) I wish to be happy with a good life and happy family

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

THE ANSWERS

1.You are totally in love with this person

2.If you chose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love

Black: You are conservative and aggressive

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back

Yellow: You a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3.If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You help others and your future love life looks very good

4.If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long, but the memories will last forever

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be to great, but eventually, you will find your soulmate

5.If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time, but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it

6.This person is your best friend

7.This is how many friends you will have in a lifetime

8.If you chose:

California: You like adventure

Florida: You are a laid back person

9.If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and love to please people.

10.This wish will come true only if you REPOST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and your wish will come true before your next birthday!

The Story of How Nearly Headless Nick Died:

J.K. Rowling says; "In the first draft of 'Chamber of Secrets', Nick sang a self-penned ballad explaining how his head had (nearly) come off. My editor was not very fond of the song and so I cut it. However, for those who are curious, here is the story of Nick's decapitation in his own moving words."

It was a mistake any wizard could make
Who was tired and caught on the hop
One piffling error, and then, to my terror,
I found myself facing the chop.
Alas for the eve when I met Lady Grieve
A-strolling the park in the dusk!
She was of the belief I could straighten her teeth
Next moment she'd sprouted a tusk.
I cried through the night that I'd soon put her right
But the process of justice was lax;
They'd brought out the block, though they'd mislaid the rock
Where they usually sharpened the axe.
Next morning at dawn, with a face most forlorn,
The priest said to try not to cry,
"You can come just like that, no, you won't need a hat,"
And I knew that my end must be nigh.
The man in the mask who would have the sad task
Of cleaving my head from my neck,
Said "Nick, if you please, will you get to your knees,"
And I turned to a gibbering wreck.
"This may sting a bit" said the cack-handed twit
As he swung the axe up in the air,
But oh the blunt blade! No difference it made,
My head was still definitely there.
The axeman he hacked and he whacked and he thwacked,
"Won't be too long", he assured me,
But quick it was not, and the bone-headed clot
Took forty-five goes 'til he floored me.
And so I was dead, but my faithful old head
It never saw fit to desert me,
It still lingers on, that's the end of my song,
And now, please applaud, or you'll hurt me.

Dear Rosebetweentwothorns,

You are my sister and I sincerely love you but shut up for once you're not always right.

Sincerely An Annoyed sister... Teebetweentwothorns

PLEASE READ. If this doesn't touch you... Man, It Hurt me!

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

Dear SilverStare,

You are awesome and together we shall over throw my sister

Sincerely A young person...Teebetweentwothorns

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You zone out even with other people.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You're profile is REALLY long.

Your computer runs out of memory.

You can't stop writing!

Your parents take away your computer, and you almost die. Literally.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS:Take yours and say 'RUN B*H RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS:Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin, "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore/Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS:Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS:Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will talk sh*t to the person who talks sh*t about you.
BEST FRIENDS:Will knock them the f*k out!

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say, 'Its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap!!

"A stranger stabs you in the front.
A friend stabs you in the back.
A boyfriend stabs your heart.
Best Friends only poke each other with straws."

AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with-you might end up crying.
4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

Girls Don't Realize These Things:

Girls don't realise these things
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

Girls don't realise these things
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

Girls don't realise these things
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

Girls don't realise these things
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

Girls don't realise these things
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

Girls don't realise these things
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

Girls don't realise these things
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

Girls don't realise these things
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

Girls don't realise these things
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

Girls don't realise these things
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

Girls don't realise these things
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

Girls don't realise these things
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

Girls don't realise these things
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

Girls don't realise these things
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

Girls don't realise these things
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

Girls don't realise these things
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

Girls don't realise these things
For not being sorry anymore

Girls don't realise these things
That you can't accept me for who I am

Girls don't realise these things
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

Girls don't realise these things
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

Girls don't realise these things
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

Girls don't realise these things
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

Girls don't realise these things
That I cared

Girls don't realise these things
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Things I over heard my sister say at times:

I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

We must never, ever be mean to stupid people. If we are, they might go away. Then who would we laugh at?

We are not retreating . . . we are advancing in another direction.

I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, tell me to wait here.

Any minute now, I will jump in with my pointless observations.

More people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy denying them.

I don't obsess; I think intensely.

Muffins are just ugly cupcakes . . . and we love them anyways. (Whilst staring at a muffin)

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

People have the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff. (I walked past her room and she was talking to her friend)

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do? Kill me?

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with!

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide!

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

I did what they say and chose the road less travel...Now where the heck am I?

Someday, my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. (I was complaining about apples)

Life isn’t passing me by; it’s trying to run me over!

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! (She was talking to her friend who was saying guys are better then girls...He's so delusional)

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there are footprints on the moon!

Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I'm gonna miss your emails my friend.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Harry Potter Pledge

I promise to remember Harry

When someone grows up with no love

I promise to remember Ron

When someone is jealous

I promise to remember Hermione

When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years

I promise to remember James and Lily

when someone dies before their time

I promise to remember Dumbledore

At the thought of the greater good

I promise to "Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good"

for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course

I promise to remember Moony

And fight for human rights

I promise to remember Snape

When My heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Narcissa

When I'd do anything for family

I promise to remember Dora Tonks

When someone is hyper

I promise to remember Hedwig,

who lived and died soaring

I promise to remember Percy

When ambition gets the best of me

I promise to be careful

For Moody's sake, of course

I promise to remember Hagrid

When one is wrongly blamed

I promise to remember Neville

when I stand up for what is right

I promise to remember the Marauders

When a friend says "Call me and I'll be there."

_REMEMBRANCES_

In Remembrance of Severus Snape
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor
without all the red and gold crap
In Remeberance of Lily Potter
Who died to protect her son
she made the ulimate sacrifice
to make the world a safer place
she'll always remain in our hearts
In Remembrance of James Potter
Who was the leader of the Marauders
And died to protect his son and wife
In Remembrance of Fred Weasley
Who fought bravely to the very end
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother
with many jokes, he's got forever to think of them, right
In Remenberance of Cedric Diggory
Who died before his time
and will be remembered for his bravery
In Rememberance of Sirius Black
The black sheep in his family
he died laughing at the hands of his cousin
he didn't deserve to spend the last fourteen years of his life
the way he did in Azkaban and on the run
In Remembrance of Dobby
Who was more free and full of love
than any elf, and most humans
In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin
the last real Marauderer
who was not just a wonderful father
a incredible husband and brave hero
as well as a freaking awesome werewolf
In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks
who died for ‘the greater good’
and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora
In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody
who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive
and scared the crap out of some kids too
In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort
who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger
but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end
In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore
whose past and wisdom confused us
whose seeming betrayal shocked us
but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end
despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange
because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra
She deserved everything she got and more
In Remembrance of Colin Creevey
who we really didn’t know too well
but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war
so he must’ve done something good
besides stalking Harry
In Remembrance of Hedwig
Harry actual first friend
who lived and died SOARING

You say vampires, I say Wizards

You say Rob Pattinson, I say Daniel Radcliffe

You say Bella and Edward, I say Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger

You say Team Edward, I say Quiditch Team

You say Jacob Black I say SIRIUS BLACK

You say ECLIPSE I say FULL MOON

You say Werewolf pack I say Remus

You say Bella, I say Hermoine

You say Jacob, I say RON

You say Forks, I say Hogsmeade

You say Twilight, I say...Harry Potter

You say Jacob Turns into a giant dog... I say How original But Sirius did that before you!!! SORREEEE