Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain and Totally Majestic Badass of Middle Earth, does not have a raging hard-on for Bilbo Baggins. No, seriously. Just read his diary.

The first has a dead father and a psychotic madman out to kill him. The second has lost everything except his tainted family name. And the third learned the truth more than three years before she was technically supposed to. Lily and Sirius have their hands full - once these three turn eleven, Hogwarts won't know what hit it. Twisted canon.

Sherlock finds a list of rules. He and his friends decide to break one a day. Chaos ensures. Potterlock! Inspired by a list of rules I found on facebook.

Azog discovers that he actually feels sorry, nay protective of Fili and Kili and warns them that there are worse things than a pale orc who wants them dead.

"On Common Rooms and the Clandestine Histories of the Four Houses", or What happens in the Common Room stays in the Common Room; an exploration into the Four Houses of Hogwarts.