Hai! I'm TheNerdyOwl! I'm lazy, bored and in love with warrior cats! Purrlease go check out my stories. Thank you! Feel free to review on any of them. I don't mind.

Friends:

xMysticWolfx

Vri has cookies for sale

Fourms that i'm in:

Night Walkers- Leafkit

Around The Lake- Badgerstar, Acornbreeze, Redheart and Blossomflight.

Things:

When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache

When you open it, he collapses

When he sees you reading it, he faints

When he sees you living it, he flees

Just when you try to re-post this, he stops you

Can you hear that voice that says this is silly and so are you if you re-post this?

I just defeated him. Copy and paste this on your profile if if you're in God's army and strong enough to pick up the sword.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, though they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared Him...

He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.

Feel honored to serve such a Lord who loved us enough to come down from his heavenly home and suffer, heal, teach, and win us back our chance of being happy with Him for all eternity in Heaven. DO NOT IGNORE THAT CHANCE, and do not deny God for what he did for us, because as soon as you die, you're going to be judged by Him for all your deeds, good and bad. And if you ignore this, when you die some day, think back to this and remember how I wasn't just telling you what I BELIEVE, I was telling you the TRUTH. Blue1272000 wrote this.

I did not write this

My name is Joey,

I am three,

My eyes are swollen,

I cannot see,

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me,

I can't do a wrong,

I can't speak at all,

Or else I'm locked up,

All day long,

When I'm awake,

I'm all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home,

When my mommy does come home,

I'll try to be nice,

So maybe I'll just get,

One whipping tonight,

I just heard a car,

My daddy is back,

From Charlie's bar,

I hear him curse,

My name is called,

I press myself,

Against the wall,

I try to hide,

From his evil eyes,

I'm so afraid now,

I'm starting to cry,

He finds me weeping,

He calls me ugly words,

He says it's my fault,

He suffers at work,

He slaps and hits me,

And yells at me more,

I finally get free,

And run to the door,

He's already locked it,

And I start to bawl,

He takes and throws me,

Against the hard wall,

I fall to the floor,

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues,

With more bad words spoken,

"I'm Sorry!" I scream,

But it's now much to late,

His face has been twisted,

Into an unimaginable state,

The hurt and the pain,

Again and again,

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops,

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless,

Sprawled out on the floor,

My name is Joey,

I am three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me,

And you can help,

It strickens me to the soul,

And if you read this,

And don't pass it on,

I pray for your forgiveness,

Because you would have to be,

One heartless person,

To not be affected,

By this poem,

And because you are affected,

Do something about it!

So all I ask you to do,

Is pass this on!

If you are against CHILD ABUSE.

Please Pass This On

(I copied and pasted everything from Vri's profile because i'm in God's army and want Child Abuse to stop. (Don't judge, it's my opinion, believe in God or not. I do. You don't. If you want to judge, judge in your mind, not out loud.)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister, is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

A black man sat on a bus. A white man followed and said, "No colored people."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK.

When I grew up I was BLACK,

When I'm sick I'm BLACK,

When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,

When I'm cold I'm BLACK,

When I die I'll be BLACK.

But you sir,

When you're born you're PINK,

When you grow up you're WHITE,

When you're sick, you're GREEN,

When you go in the sun you turn RED,

When you're cold you turn BLUE,

And when you die you turn PURPLE.

And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.

Copy and paste this if you're against racism.

10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirit. Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the ceremony and named her Brightspirit. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name. The Erin's placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirit, Braveheart, and Shinningheart.

Please pass this message along by copy and pasting it into your profile and adding your name to the list of people who will always remember a true warrior: Wolfgrowl, Skysong Angel, Sunmist, Iceshadow of ShadowClan, Featherleap, Petalwish, Sorrelheart, Dawnfeather of Thunderclan, Goldskies5, Lavenderfrost of KittyClan, Skyleaf12, TheNerdyOwl

(Message: Emmy is a true warrior and will always be. In StarClan, she is still one, She has joined Braveheart and Shiningheart in StarClan.)

(rip)

How much am I worth?

Natural Hair Color:

[x] Brown - $100

[ ] Blonde - $50

[ ] Black - $15

[ ] Bald - $5

[ ] Bald and a cancer survivor- $200 and a pat on the back

[ ] Other - $75

Eye Color:

[ ] Brown - $50

[ ] Green - $75

[ ] Blue - $150

[x] Hazel - $100

[ ] Other - $15

Height:

[ ] Over 7' - $200

[ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175

[ ] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150

[ ] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75

[ ] 5'4" to 5'10" - $85

[ ] Under 5'4" - $0

(i dont know this one so it counts as a $0)

Age:

[ ] 50 to 56 - $175

[ ] 46 to 50 - $150

[ ] 41 to 45 - $125

[ ] 31 to 40 - $100

[ ] 26 to 30 - $75

[ ] 21 to 25 - $50

[ ] 19 to 20 - $25

[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Birth Order:

[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 (My Mom missed carried and thought I wasn't their then got tested and she had another baby...)

[ ]First born - $320

[ ] Only Child - $250

[ ] Second born - $150

[ ] Middle child - $100

[x] Last Born - $100

[ ] Third born - $550

[ ] Fourth born - $300

[ ] Fifth born - $400

[ ] Sixth born -$215

Drink?

[ ] I did like once - $400

[ ] Only Holidays - $250

[ ] Sometimes - $215

[ ] YES - $200

[ ] Only weekends - $300

[ ] Every other day - $50

[ ] Once a day - $15

[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ BACK TO ZERO!

[x] No - $600

Vision?

[ ] Perfect vision - $400

[ ] Need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200

[ ] No correction - $100

[x] Glasses - $50

[ ] Contacts - $25

[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Favorite Colors (multiple):

[ ] Green - $750.

[ ] Red - $600.

[ ] Black - $100.

[ ] Yellow -$475.

[ ] Brown - $300.

[x]Purple - $225

[ ] White - $400.

[x] Aqua - $350.

[ ] Orange - $300.

[ ] Blue - $300.

[x] Pink - $100

[ ] Other - $500

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?

[x] Yes - $0

[ ] Nope - $1000 (I wrote it up!!!)

[ ] Some - $750

Total: $1725

(yay people partly know who i am XD)ADVICE FOR GUYS

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Bold means it happened. Normal means it didn't happen.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out(I dont use them)
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (i dont have a upstairs floor)
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it (i have a broken computer chair but i forgot how it broke)
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking (jackpot)
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking (many times ;-;)
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head (im a brown haired person why would people say that?)
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself (yay)
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand. (i am bad at finding things tho xd)
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull (woohoo)
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push (change of words)
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion (i dont what to get a husband xd)
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else (i think you mean slamming a door on your toe)
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs (how is this possible xd)
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave (no)
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (why would that happen)
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble (KIDS NEVER BLOW BUBBLES WITH GUM IN YOUR MOUTH what is up with gum these days)
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it (i dont like tomatoes)
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard (Hot Chocolate, Milk, Yogurt.) (i was in the car with my bro and we had Mcdonalds. I drank some choco milk and was laughing. I ended spitting it onto the back seat left window. We cleaned it with napkins. Btw he was on the left and i was on the right)
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name (smart)
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot (flip flops for the beach, barefoot for in you house no soccer or kickball. use shoes)
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on (put stickers on hands people)
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. (omg no plz)
23. Have run into a closed door (does locking yourself in room count?)
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else (#thistakesmebacktothatwormholeofcrappyyoutubevideosiwatchedyesterday)
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it (mine is always on its charger)
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke (it takes me a while to get some jokes but not all!)
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer (blow drys cat "have fun" cat gives me death stare and is all fluffy xd)
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan (never ever)
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk (tries not to kill ants)
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock (that sounds like my brother xd)
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it (ehhhh)
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside (i wear anything i dont care about the shirt)
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (nope)
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property (no)
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot (i had dreams of touching a curling iron)
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on (many times)
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in (nope)
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard (my ceral goes on the top of the fridge)
39. Walked into a pole (why would i do that?)
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident (i dont have any earrings and only one pair of shoes)
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house (yeahhhhhh)
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on (why would people do this?)
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small (ehhhhh)
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it (nope)
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. (lots of times)
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it. (no)
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up (im a agile person. i basically can lean down and grab something without falling)
48. Have poked yourself in the eye (with my finger on purpose)
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on (...)
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair (how can you melt a hairbrush)
51. Have done enough stupid things to take/make a test (?)
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil (not fun let me promise you that)
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. (listens to teacher)
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were (i always remember my age)
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on (try spinning too!)
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.(im ready for a promotion! oh wait nvm mr crabs hates me)
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it (bruh there was a cord right there)
59. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny. (cricket or owl noises)
60. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa (?)
61. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it (?)
62. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence (yeahhhhh about that)
63. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person (...?)
64. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side (checks back of papers)
65. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions (only nerds do that sorry nerdies)
66. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong (my brother is counting on meh)
67. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it (throws stuff on floor and leaves)
68. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out. (what the heck)
69. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
70. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face (science)
71. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb (what happens if its on?)
72. Ran into a door jam (rip my door because my dad used a knife to cut parts of my door just to unlock it)
73. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
74. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it (Me: Look out for treasure. I run into gold. Me: HEY LOOK I FOUND IT! Other person thinks they wasted their time and walks away with no words while i dance)
75. Have purposely licked playground sand (licks pebbles)
76. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band (what the?????)
77. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't (candy canes)
78. Have been so hyper you actually scared people (;-;)
79. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out (EWWWW XD)
80. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off (;-;)
81. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again (lol)
82. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back. (i wonder why)
83. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about. (what in the world i have to try this)
84. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair (yeah it happens xd)
85. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone. (why would i do that)
86. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird (i can image the bloody murder screams oh my ;-;)
87. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people (FOOD FIGHT!)
88. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria (FOOD FIGHT 2)
89. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it. (?)
90. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil (done it a lot in 3rd grade)
91. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them (this one is Phil and this one is Anna!)
92. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper (i would love to do this sometime)
93. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours (mine is the only pink one)
94. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story (life gives you a brain, you dont use it)
95. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs (hey guys do you own dogs?)
96. You have spelled your own name wrong before (many times)
97. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. (its fun! XD)
98. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class (hi stanford pines)
99. Have popped a balloon in your mouth. (pop)
100. You realized that it as easier to count the sections that were not in normal text to calculate your final score on this test (yep)

Warrior Cats Fan Oath

I'll remember Brightheart, When I see a scar one someone's face. I will think of WindClan, Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream, When I see a young mother. I'll remember Violet, When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather, When nobody believes me. I will think of Scourge, When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing, When I find it hard to believe. I'll be reminded of Princess, When I see someone, who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail, When someone wants to be 'just friends'. I will think of StarClan, When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt, Whenever I feel judged. I will think of Darkstripe, When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart, When I climb a tree. I'll remember Midnight, Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool, When I must follow my heart. I will think of Hollyleaf, If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw, When I must prove myself. I'll remember Spottedleaf, When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze, When I am feeling strong. I'll remember Tigerstar, If I choose the path that's wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing, When I hear of something far away. I'll remember Cloudtail, When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar, Whenever I must choose. I'll remember Crowfeather, When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind, Whenever I must be brave. And I'll remember The Tribe, When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur, When somebody breaks my heart. I'll remember Barley, When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool, When I try to be the best. I'll remember Firestar, When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar, If someone abandons me. I'll remember Ravenpaw, If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather, When I have a strange dream. I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt, Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt, When my leg is sore. I'll remember Longtail, When I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles, When I see conflict or strife. I promise to remember all these cats, For the rest of my life.

IF YOU WANT A WARRIORS MOVIE, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: Squirrelflightlover, Dreamnorn.uplate, Nianque, AuthorAnomalous, Mosstail21, Brightsun, Avatar-state craziness, Fluttersong, Kawakage,Echosky Of ForestClan, Rory's Greatest Fan, Redwolfvirus, Littleflower54276408, Splashpaw, Song of Falling Feathers, Keeralie Starflight, Everlasting Meow, ScipioPB, Rainheart Warrior, Warriorwolfdestiel, TheNerdyOwl

(all i wanna see is bluestar's death scene)

My least favorite warrior cats!

1. Bluestar.

2. Stoneteller

3. Firestar

My most favorite cats!

1. Ashfur

2. Hollyleaf

3. Fallen Leaves.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, TheOnlyMarauderette, Foxbracken, Deathwish1234 (Fernpelt), ANIMAL - L0VER, StarlightDark, Shady Atmospherical , KirbyofRandom, RangerNinja, Rainheart Warrior, Warriorwolfdestiel, TheNerdyOwl

Now I, of all people, disapprove to abortion, if you do too, please read this:

Month one

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

(If you think killing unborn children is cruel, sick, heartless and harsh, copy and paste this onto your profile. It is the saddest thing ever to me. Think about how the parents would regret it. It is true and touching so please, pass this on. Thank you.)

Good Friend: Knows all your best memories.

Best Friend: Has lived them with you.

Good Friend: Will stop you from doing something stupid.

Best Friend: Will hands down never let you do anything stupid . . . alone.

Good Friend: Helps you up when you fall.

Best Friend: Laughs at you and trips you again.

Good Friend: Comforts you when you have just had a terrible breakup.

Best Friend: Goes and beats the (Little kids, cover your ears, er, eyes) g--n s--t out of that f--g a--e/d--d b--h.

Good Friend: Knocks politely on your door.

Best Friend: Barges right in and yells, "I'M HOME!"

Good Friend: Hands you your shoe when it falls off.

Best Friend: Grabs it and runs away with it yelling, "You'll never see this shoe again!"

Good Friend: Will be a guest in your house.

Best Friend: Will raid your refridgerator and make themselves at home.

Good Friend: Disagrees when you say, "Words can't hurt me."

Best Friend: Will hit you over the head with a dictionary to prove you wrong.

Good Friend: They ask you what's wrong, and when you say "I'm fine", they drop it.

Best Friend: They ask you what's wrong, and when you say "I'm fine", they reply, "Okay, now what's wrong?"

Good Friend: When you're in the hospital, they'll say, "Get well soon."

Best Friend: When you're in the hospital, they'll say, "Soooo, if you die, can I have your (insert really valuable item that you own)?"

Good Friend: Will talk you out of running away from home.

Best Friend: Will tell you to keep in touch and help you pack. (Only if it's for a good reason)

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he convinced his friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

See the kid on the bench you just threw an apple at? His dad died of a heart disease.

See that kid you made fun of for crying? his mother is dying.

See that 16 year old girl, with the kid, that you called a slut? she was raped

People have enough sorrow without you adding to it, just for a laugh, or to be funny

Repost this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't.

(Have a heart, pass this on, it helps.)