okahy then.

to start, im just gonna tell you that this is my profile.
shock and awe
therefore, if you were looking for someone wise, interesting, or relatively sane...
well too durn bad, you came to the wrong place.
the back arrow is usually in the top left corner.

alrighty, now i just wanna make it clear that i am a really sucky writer, and that im just here to vent and learn.
when i eventually write a story, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE REVIEW!!
even if just two people review, i will be the happiest camper on the whole mountain.

YAY!! THEY'RE STARTING TO FILM NEW MOON!! WHOO!!
Of course, the movies are nothing compared to the book.
But hey, it can still be a good movie, right?
Right!!

My cousins and i were in the theater (watching Twilight again...).
We were commenting, ranting, laughing, and just being loud in general.
Cuz, ya know, that's just how we roll.
Yeah.
Anyway, this fat lady sitting near us gets REALLY, REALLY, mad.
Ha.
She gets up to stomp past us, pushing over our legs (which of course, were on top of the seats).
Then the stupid cow stepped on Baby Kate's foot!
Baby Kate is skinny as a twig, mind you.
Stupid cow came back to the theater within a minute, us knowing that she was complaining about our noise.
So then this fat guy comes in (he worked there. probably...) and says, affirming our suspicions, that there have been noise complaints about this area and that we needed to stop doing what we were doing (oh, and what were we doing? YOU HAVE NO PROOF FAT GUY!!).
That's movie theater talk for 'Shut the hell up before we throw you out'.
The whole rest of the movie was boring because of that.
Let this be a lesson to all of you.
Don't be like the stupid cow.

Now for if you are interested in learning about me (again, the back arrow is on the top left corner):

I like: Blue Bloods, Masquerade, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn (Stephenie, you are forgiven), Ouran High School Host Club, Fruits Basket, Corpse Bride, Edward Scissorhands, Phantom Of The Opera, Juno, Twilight, Peter Pan, Fried Green Tomatoes, The Ring, Step Up, Get Smart, Beetlejuice, Nightmare Before Christmas, Sleepy Hollow, Practical Magic, Addams Family Values, Penelope, Labyrinth, Mimi Taylor, Baby Kate, Bear, God, Princess, Nana, Nunu, Leah, Delly, Josh, Liam, Pop Rocks, my meds, sleeping, ninjas, vampires, climbing, Peanut butter, my friends, chocolate milk, sweet tea, Colorado, Boston, dancing, latin, science, music, food, honey, the smell of Gold Bond lotion stuff, werewolves, crew, photography, theatre

I hate: homophobes, plastic bags, whales, dressing rooms, shots, board games, the smell of beer, cards, misuse of the word "depression," people, football, baseball, softball, tennis (y'all get the picture, right?), Jonas Brothers, The Naked Brothers Band, NSYNC, Disney channel, Backstreet Boys, wannabes (don't we all), fakers, posers, AIM speak (on the computer is fine, but saying out loud...just no), when people call graphite "lead," Doritos, corded phones (rawr), the basement, puke green, gumdrops, the word "moist," the word "lil," valley girls, pushy moms, people who don't go away when you tell them to, fake hyper people (no, you DON'T have ADHD), people who think other people are their friend and they're not, Macs (PC all the way!), bad actors, limits, backstabbers, liars (guilty), rules, sharing, Donatos, stores for uptight social climbers (my sister got high in one a thems), bratty children, licorice, surprises, fake British accents, margarine, Splenda, Australian show hosts, British show hosts, phone bills, American Idol, So You Think You Can Dance, The Next Great American Band, Dancing with the Stars, cherries, dried fruit, baked fruit, TV Land, seafood, bananas, avocados, Zoloft, when people end sentences with prepositions, freezer-burned chocolate

Whoever said that paper beats rock is cracked. NO IT CANT!! that paper is good for nothing. the rock could smash the paper into a pulpy substance. honestly, even if the paper could outdo the rock, it would totally be able to wrap around the scissors too! rock beats scissors and scissors beats nothing cuz the paper was pulped by the rock. paper, just because you're a loser, doesn't mean that you should make others losers too. LET THE SCISSORS GO!!

Why is that? There are so many beautiful people, but they all just hide their faces with stupid excuses. Seriously, you ARE beautiful. Every one of you is beautiful. Whether you believe it is your choice. It's just so stupid though, not being comfortable with how you look. There are worse things to worry about, SO LET THE PEOPLE TAKE THE DURN PICTURE!!

Quotes from my life (as opposed to song or book quotes)

MY COOKEE!! -Leah

Me: I'll show you what they look like.
Molleh: I don't care. It just sounds like they have mustaches.

That's not really what she said. Don't lie to me. You should die. I'll kill you. Yeah, I'll shoot you in the face. Ooh, or the foot. No... BOOM headshot, to be honest. That's what she said. -Leah

You guys are funnier than sliced bread! -Josh

That cloud is neatobugeytoe!! -Delly

Mommy, if i had to pick between me dying or the baby dying, it would be me because i already lived my life. -Baby Kate (she was 5 at the time)

And I text like a blind kitty. -Molleh

PSHHH!! I'M Batman and YOU'RE gonna be in jail!! -Bear

Being depressed is a waste of time. -Me

...your eating tater-tots with a spoon? -Princess

Nana: I TOLD THEM TO SHUT THE DAMN DOOR!!

Bear: damn door!

oh my god! puffy is the new fat! -God

Don't look at me with that tone of voice! -Dan

They're gonna talk about drugs. We should go learn about drugs. -Mom

Maybe if i sleep with paperclips on my ears... -Baby Kate

Me: You're not Gandhi.

Mom: No, i am not. I have never, ever even pretended to be anything close to Gandhi-like

Now remember kids, if you don't study, the terrorists will win. -Bill

Baby Kate: What color is the front door?

Bill: Let me Google that for you...

-I'm reading in the kitchen, Bill walks in out of nowhere-

Bill: Ok Kelly, you and me, right now. we're gonna finish these cinnamon rolls!!

Me: Excuse me?

Ok guys, here's what you do: crouch down, put your hands up, and say 'tweedle deedle deedle'!! -Student gym teacher

Me: ... So yeah, Jasper can control people's emotions.

Mom: Which one is he?

Me: The dude with Alice.

Mom: Ooooh, ok. The constipated one.

MO-OSS!! -Baby Kate

I'm the Devil Jesus! I walk on fire. Way funner. -Liam

Yeah, It's a hi-def avocado. -Science teacher

Me: Where's the action?

God: Giant Eagle.

You all will be loved. But right now you're just despised, and hated, and loathed. Loathed... I love that word, it's so much better than hate. -Latin Teacher

Acrylic nails and bird talons, two things that claw out my eyes. -Liam