Like my friend, Im gonna just post a bunch of random phrases:

Automatic doors make me feel like a Jedi.

I come with my own background music.

If Jesus were alive, he'd drink PEPSI!

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it! (haha i love that one)

Music is my boyfriend.

Music is my life.

Math sucks!! 420 + 666 = WHO CARES?

Never take life too seriously... nobody ever gets out alive anyways...

(this is from a thought bubble above a penguins head): Penguins are black and white. Some old TV shows are black and white. Therefore, some penguins are old TV shows. Logic: another thing Penguins aren't very good at...

Some people are like Slinkies... they're really good for nothing... But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs!

It's the Easter Bunny... RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!

Don't ever leave the one you love for the one you like. Because the one you like might leave for the one he loves.

Some girls want a happy ending. I just want a story...

I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not.

Love isn't finding the perfect person... It's seeing an imperfect person perfectly.

The truth is, everyone will hurt you... You just have to decide who is worth the pain.

The worst thing about being lied to is knowing you weren't worth the truth (omg this one really got to me...)(for more than one reason...)

If guns kill people, can I blame mispelled words on my pencil?

But Here I'd Like to Dedicate to My Friends... (corny much...) oh well

we walk around talking to complete strangers, laugh for absolutely no reason at all,

have stupid fights that are over in ten minutes,

attempt to dance and sing like they do in the music videos,

have a billion "you had to be there" times,

make fun of eachother when we walk into stuff,

act like we're all on drugs (or something),

and no matter what happens,

we're always there for eachother through good times and bad.

Awwww... Except for you, Bob, i don't like you. See you tomorow!! :)LOL JK You know you rock!

MAXIMUM RIDE SECTION!!

Faxness -- my anti-drug!

I am a proud member of the Haters of Ter Borcht Club.

Warning: Iggy is (and has) the bomb!

IT WAS THE VALIUM TALKING!!

Love Maximum Ride Stlye: Max: I hate you!

Fang: No you doon't!

Voice: You guys are crazy for eachother!

"She offered to cook breakfast."

The thing about sarcasm is that it's lost on robots...

Shut up Voice, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again!

"You Loooooooove Me!!"