Well, hello there! I am PhoenixFlame53 and this is my profile. :D

Stuff about me!

Name: Queen Scherazade the Fifth. (Nope, just kidding. xD)

Residence: Great Britannia! :P (*god save the queen comes on as a tear runs down my cheek*)

Favourite Book: HOW DO I DECIIIIIIIDE

Favourite Song: Leaving Donna by Empath-P (Vocaloid. You should really check it out :3)

Favourite Food: TOFFEE. FUDGE. CHOCOLATE. :D

I'll mainly write lots of Phoenix Wright stuff on here, just to let you know, but I'm starting to wriote lots of other fandoms on here too! :D

In fact, I might write some things about Phoenix Wright below!

Stuff about Phoenix Wright! (Or Gyakuten Saiban, if you live in the awesomeness which is Japan.) Oh, by the way, spoiler alert.

.My favourite character is Miles Edgeworth, because he's just a logical being of epicness that beats the heck out of everyone's testimony. In fact, he's THE logical being of epicness that beats the heck out of everyone's testimony.
And, well, he looks awesome too.
And his backstory is awesome.
I could go on for hours... :D

.The worst character, in my opinion, is Lance Amano from Ace Attorney Investigations.
First off, his plot is basically the same as Terry and Dahlia's fake kidnapping. (And Lollie sounds just like Dahlia's nickname...just without the 'd' at the beginning and an 'l' in its place.)
Secondly, his breakdown is that he breaks his handcuffs in anger...and bursts into tears. While his nose is running everywhere. And he's pulling such a weird face.
Yes, I know Cody Hackins had a breakdown like that, but he was a WITNESS. This guy was supposed to be a villain.
Thirdly, he's just so, so annoying.

.The creepiest character is Dr. Hotti or Dr. Hickfield or whatever he's changed his name to now.
I played Justice For All and then he just came back again and again, saying REALLY creepy quotes that make him look like a complete and utter pervert.
Then I reached Apollo Justice and when it said, 'Hickfield Clinic' I was scared it was going to be him, and it was.
Soon after he had reappeared, he told Phoenix's daughter something like this:

"Are you sure you don't want anywhere else...examined?" D':

Second to him is a tie between Spark Brushel or Wesley Stickler. Spark Brushel brushes his hair with a toothbrush, then uses the same toothbrush on his TEETH and under his armpits, as well.
To top it all off, we find that when we Percieve him his nervous habit is to accumulate a giant sweat patch underneath his arm. :/

Wesley Stickler is just..well, read this quote. I'm sure it went something like:

"No, no, no! D-don't get the wrong idea!
I stole her pants in the name of science!"

Um... :(

Anyway, my pairings:

.Narumitsu! (Phoenix x Edgeworth. This is my OTP, I'm proud to say. :3)

.Klapollo! (Klavier x Apollo. If Narumitsu wasn't my OTP, this would be. x3333)

.Miego! (Mia x Diego.)

.I don't know the name for this one, so I guess I'll just call it Magshoe. XD (Maggey x Gumshoe. If it wasn't for Narumitsu, this would be my OTP.)

.I don't know the name for this, either, so I'll call it Klavziska. :D (Klavier x Franziska. It's so cuuute! :3)

I can't wait for Dual Destinies! :D

It's coming out sometime in Autumn, but I'll have to wait until Christmas to get myself a 3DS. :'(

I also can't wait for news of possibly the most genius game ever created: Phoenix Wright VS Professor Layton. :D

I must say, though, I'm a little bit angry at Capcom for not releasing Ace Attorney Investigations 2 in English. (Why, Capcom, why?! We need more Edgey goodness!)

That also means that not counting AAI 1, at the release of Dual Destinies we would have already had two games without Gumshoe: Apollo Justice and then Dual Destinies itself. :(

I miss Gumshoe! He's an awesome character, and he has room for further development! (Especially in the case of Magshoe. :D)

EDIT: I'm hoping to get it for Christmas, now that I have a 3DS. :D

SECOND EDIT: I finished it a while back! It's amazing :DDDD

For fun, I'm going to do some Phoenix Wright 10-character meme-things. (I have no idea what they're called. :P) Who shall I pick...? *evil laugh*

1. Phoenix
2. Gumshoe
3. Larry
4. Edgeworth
5. Mia
6. Franziska
7. Diego (A.K.A Godot)
8. Maya
9. Dahlia
10. Grossberg

Let's get started!

You've just informed everyone that they need to be a part of this meme. What are their reactions?

Phoenix: "Alright, I'll give it a shot! ...Just don't make anything extremely crazy happen to me..."
Gumshoe: "OK, pal! Wait...are we getting paid for this?!"
Larry: "What's that? Is it a group of lots of hot, sexy models?!" *daydreams*
Edgeworth: "Fine, I'll do it. However, for my sake, don't let anything happen to me, Wright and the other sane people here..."
Mia: "That sounds good to me. I'll do it."
Franziska: "Fool! Why should I even bother with this...fallacy?!"
Diego: "Sounds great, Kitten- but remember that although the bitterest of flavours appeals to some, it is all too bitter for others..."
Maya: "Do we get burgers for this? If so...I'm all up for it!"
Dahlia: "I prefered the underworld, thank you very much..."
Grossberg: "Ah, the days of my youth... like the scent of fresh lemon, you see."

3 is out swimming in the pool. What happens?

He tries to chat up loads of women and fails at showing off. XD After all, when something smells...you know the rest.

6 is given a dare by 8. What do they have to do?

She has to last at least 48 hours without saying the word 'fool', 'foolish', 'foolhardy' or any other variations of that. If she absolutely cannot do that, she'd have to last 24 hours without her whip. ):)

What does 7 like to do in their spare time?

Drink coffee, do more work, or tease Mia. :P

If you had to choose between going out with 2 or stabbing yourself, what would you pick?

Going out with 2. :)

Now I wish Edgeworth wasn't number 4... :c

Oh no! 5 is on fire!

Oh no! :'c

Diego quickly grabs a bucket of water and extinguishes the fire*

Yay! :D

10 has just told 4 that they are in love with them. What is 4's reaction?

. . . XD That would never happen. Ever. Pfft...I'll probably be laughing forever now. Grossberg confessing his love to Edgeworth...*bursts out laughing*

But anyway, Edgeworth would run out of the room faster than you could say 'extremely disturbing'. :D

Where was 9 last?

In the underworld. Don't let her out at all cost! ):(

Congratulations, 1 has just had quintuplets!

WHO'S THE MOTHER?! :O Pearly will be going mad!

Wait...that's not what I should be worrying about... D:

How the heck is he a woman?! XD

The police have just arrested 8, but why?

Oh, it's just another bout of Maya's bad luck. She always gets arrested for murder, then turns out to be innocent. Or maybe she saved Nick in court again and got contempt of court! :) Good old Maya.

What animal would 3 be?

There is a species of bird called the Blue-Footed Booby, and to impress the females they do a sort of swaying dance and gather lots of sticks. :D Larry likes to impress females a lot, and manages to impress them until they have to move somewhere or get another job far, far away, so he's quite like them.

...And I know this sounds weird, but I'd bet he would like the name 'Blue-Footed Booby' anyway... XD

If 4 could have any wish, what would it be?

To bring back his father. :'c

...Now I feel really sad...

DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?!

YES, I DO! :D

I also like French toast and pancakes. :)

5 has just walked into the middle of a deadly samurai fight. What happens?

Edgeworth, Maya, Cody and Penny tell her to quiet down; they're watching the newest battle between the Steel Samurai and the Evil Magistrate. XD

A witch has appeared and cursed 8, 9 and 10. What has she done to them?

8: The witch made her unable to eat burgers ever again! D:

9: YAY! She cursed Dahlia! :D But Dahlia's already dead...and in the underworld...so why would the witch even need to curse her?

10. The witch made him unable to talk about his hemorrhoids ever again! That's a good thing, though. :D

Why hello there, 7!

"Good morning, kitten. Are you feeling alright today? ..No? Don't fret too much. Life is like coffee; you can have it bitter one day and sweet the next." :)

Where would 1 take 6 on a date?

shouts* Hey, all Phoenix/Franziska shippers? Can you help me here? :)

Hm...I think he would take her to a fancy cafe, and he would make sure it was pretty good-quality first in fear of getting whipped. :D

What would you do if 10 appeared at your door?

I would invite him in, offer him coffee, and talk about law. :)

5 is being attacked by a raging chimera-dragon-murderous-thing (i.e. monster)!

Coffee-Man to the rescue! :3

Diego saves her from the monster-thing*

Yay! :D

What is 9's weapon of choice?

Poison. :c Watch out, Feenie! There's atroquinine in that bottle! :O

Will 4 go to heaven or-

HEAVEN. :D
I mean, come on. It's MILES EDGEWORTH we are talking about here. :)

Put together a pairing (as many as you want) of your choice using your 10 characters only!

Narumitsu for the win! :D
Miego a close second! :)
And for my last one...I have to say Larry/Franziska. It would be absolutely hilarious. XD

Where does 3 like to go on holiday?

Somewhere where there's lots of women, like the beaches of California or Barbados. :D

5 has just called at your door asking you to sign a petition to stop them from being put in life-risking situations.

Hahahahaha! I see what you did there. XD
But I really can't sign it; Diego's filled the page with his signature... :D

1 and 2 meet for the first time. How does it happen?

Well, April May has just reported Mia's death to the police and said that she saw Maya doing it, so Gumshoe (Number 2) barges into the office. Phoenix (Number 1) gets scared that Gumshoe will arrest him, but Gumshoe explains that the witness saw Maya and not him doing the deed.

3 and 5 have started an organization. What is it called and what is its goal?

The 'Stop Making Clocks Look Like Statues!' organization!
Its goal is, because of what happened in the Sahwit murder case and the White murder case, to stop production of all clocks that look like statues. :D

4 was pulled over by a cop. What happens?

"Hey, Mr. Edgeworth! How has your day been?"
"It's been fine, Detective- now can I get back to my car?"

8 has started a collection. What does she collect?

Burgers! :D
No, just kidding. She collects Steel Samurai trading cards and trades them with Penny and Cody! :)

6 and 7 are giving a party. Why?

To celebrate the invention of coffee, or the invention of law itself. :)

9 and 10 are talking and giggling like idiots. Why?

gasps*

Never mind that!

Mr. Grossberg, run from the demon! She's escaped from the underworld!

Don't let her fool you with her innocent looks! D:

You and all of your 10 characters were given a giant house to live in together. How would each of their rooms look like?

Phoenix: A blue-themed room, with lots of law stuff and law books that he probably won't even read.
Gumshoe: A dark green room, with a comfy sofa, a nice lamp, not a lot of other furniture, and a cupboard with lots of instant noodles in it.
Larry: An orange, very untidy room with lots of magazines, hot dogs and CDs littered about the floor.
Edgeworth: A crimson room, with a mahogany cupboard, lots of other expensive furniture, a spotless floor, a glass lamp, a very untidy desk, a TV with Steel Samurai DVD cases next to it and a dog bed for Pesu (Or Pess, as lots of people call him).
Mia: A light brown room, with lots of law stuff, a few paintings here and there, a desk littered with paperwork, some more furniture and Charley the pot plant.
Franziska: A turquoise room of absolutely perfect quality.
Diego: A dark brown room with a lot of coffee and law-themed things in it.
Maya: A purple room with lots of girly furniture, a TV, a stack of Steel Samurai trading cards and an extra mattress for when Pearl stays over.
Dahlia: A blood red room that's perfect for her to plan out her villianous deeds...
Grossberg: A peach-colored room, with lots of very, very expensive furniture, a brown polished desk, a giant oil painting, and lots of law things.

8 made a giant abstract sculpture and is showing it to 4 first. What is 4's reaction?

"Uh...that's a very nice sculpture, Miss Fey. Is it..a burger, perhaps?"
"Wow! How did you guess?!"
"Well, it was a bit obvious, don't you think?"
"I suppose...OK! Next time, I'll make a hotdog!"
"..." (I don't think she gets the point...)

3 learnt to play an instrument! What does he play?

"OK! I haven't seen Nick for seven years, but I will become a better pianist than him!"

1 wants to go do something. Where does 2 take him?

Gumshoe takes him to the precinct and gives him the info on the case he's solving. :)

7 made you food! What is it?

...Does drink count? If so, he made me a frappe with cream. :3
Thanks, Godot! :D

5 has tried out for a sports club but failed to get in. Why was she not accepted?

She wasn't very good at running, unlike Diego, so she wasn't accepted into the Los Angeles Running Club. :c

9 had the same idea as 5 and went to join a club as well. What kind of club will she join?

A modelling club. :)

8 and 10 started a band. What will be the name of the band?

'Law Assistants Rock!'

8 is trying to make her love notice her. How does she try it?

If she did, she'd take them for burgers. :P

3 and 5 both have a thing for you. With whom will you go with and why?

3. *sigh*

Lucky I'm not a model.

4 is trying to set up 2 and 10 to go on a date. Describe how this happens.

'Edgeworth had an amazing idea to get revenge on that absent-minded detective.
He would trick Gumshoe and Marvin Grossberg to go on a date together!
After devising his plan, however, he realised it was very, very foolish- and decided that he would get revenge on Gumshoe by docking his pay instead.
He has used this plan for many years now, and is extremely glad he didn't go through with the most embarassing plan he's ever put together in his entire life..."

7 asks you to a dance. Do you accept?

Yes, of course! :DDDD

6 is cheating on 7 with 3, and you find out about it. What do you do?

Hahahahaha! :D

Are you serious? Really? :)
Franziska would never be that foolish.

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for 9. Your reaction?

"Detective Gumshoe, there's something you need to know about that girl, so DO NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH HER. AT ALL COST."

4 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending you a text-message. What do you do?

. . . . . . . . . . X3 X3 X3

dies of happiness*

It's the one year anniversary between 6 and 8-

No. I'm not even going to answer that question.

MASSIVE HUGE GIGANTIC EDIT: Y'know, I look back on this answer, and I suddenly realise I really like Maya x Franziska now. Oops. :P

3 and 9 are about to break up. How do you prevent it?

P-prevent someone from breaking up with Dahlia Hawthorne?!
I'd encourage them!

What on earth happened with 8 at that rock concert last night?

She totally fangirled out over Klavier Gavin. :3

Why is 3 covered in paint?

Well, he is an artist, and an idiot. It's to be expected.

Why did 7 get so angry at 9?

Uh...she DID put him in a coma by poisoning him, then while he was in that coma someone murdered his girlfriend...
Why wouldn't he be angry at her?

Why is 5 painting a giant crocodile?

Oh, it's for Pearly. She likes crocodiles. :3

How did a monkey get into your room? You are allowed to make a small scene between you and the 10 characters.

"Hey, Miles?" (That's me talking to Edgeworth, by the way.)

"Yes?"

"Why is there a monkey in your office?"

"There's no- WAIT, IS THAT A-"

"Yes, it is indeed."

"D-Detective! Come here this instant!"

"Yes, sir?"

"Did you put this monkey into my office?!"

"N-no, sir! It's that redhead's pet monkey, Atro, and it has nothing to do with me, honest!"

Dahlia pops her head around the door*

"Tee hee!"

Dahlia disappears*

"HAWTHORNE!"

1 and 6 are having a fight in the living room. What is going on?

"Foolish fool!"

whip crack*

"OW!"

"The golden rule of a washing machine, Phoenix Wright, is that you don't put the colours in with the whites! Now my shirt is imperfectly stained pink, thanks to you!"

"Franziska, how would YOU know that rule? You live in this giant, fancy house where your servants do everything for you..."

whip crack* *whip crack* *whip crack*

"O-ow..."

4 is stuck underneath a couch. What do you do?

Noooooooooooooo! D:

pulls him out with the help of Phoenix and Maya*

Thank goodness... :)

There is a awesome party in the town, however you can only pick three friends to come with you. Who do you pick and why?

Diego, Edgeworth and Pearl.
Pearl because I could have fun with her! And she's SO cute. :3
Edgeworth because...he's Edgeworth! :)
Diego because he's awesome. :D

Sorry, Gummy and Phoenix... :c

You can't stop laughing. What will 3 do?

He'd find what I was laughing about and join in. :)

7 is going to be a teacher at your school. What do you do?

"Hello, my name is-"

I stand up and interrupt him*

"This guy is called Diego Armando. He is a prosecutor, a coffee addict, an awesome guy, and our teacher for today." X3

What did 1 do to get the toilet plugged?

gasp* Phoenix would never plug his precious toilet! He keeps it as clean, fresh and sparkling as possible!
If you don't believe me, just ask Maya!

There is a giant blue statue of a soda can in your room. Who are you going to blame?

"Larry Butz, get over here. NOW."

You wake up in space! How did this happen?

"LARRY..." ):(

What is 8 trying to do with 2?

She's trying to teach him to cook. :D

Someone, in the room next to yours, is throwing potatoes at the wall. Who and why?

"LARRY BUTZ, IF YOU DO NOT STOP THAT I'LL-"

How does 4 celebrate?

"Go, Steel Samurai! Believe in the power of friendship, and muster the courage to defeat him!"

I open the door*

"Hey, Miles! Can I join you?"

"H-how did you know I was watching this?!"

"We could hear you from miles away, you know."

"...You do know that pun is used just about all the time."

"Yeah, I do. Still!"

sits down next to Miles*

4 has presented you with a peanut-butter and squid taco.

"...Excuse me?"

"Yes, Miles? What is it?"

"Larry presented me with this taco. P-please can you..."

"Of course, Miles!" *throws taco in the bin very cautiously*

7 and 10 are shopping at the mall when 1 runs out of a store with stolen merchandise. What do 7 and 10 do?

"Hey, Trite! Put those back right now!"

"Yes! Mr. Wright, I'm surprised at you!"

You've brushed your teeth, put on your pajamas, and are about to get into your bed, when you discover that 9 is sleeping in it. What happens next?

I sprint over to my best friend's house (carrying my laptop and my Ipod) and beg to sleep there for a night.

"Sarah! I need to sleep over here tonight!"

"Why?"

"There's some sort of evil demon sleeping in my bed, and...and she'll poison me if I stay there! I know who she is!"

9 and 8 discover voodoo dolls of 3 and 7. What do they do with them?

Maya leaves, extremely creeped out, as she watches Dahlia relish in stabbing the dolls (especially Diego's) where the heart should be... :'c

6 is feeling out of shape and somehow obtains an exercise machine. 5 decides to help out and becomes his/her trainer. How does that work out?

"Franziska von Karma...I shall be your fitness trainer for today."

"B-but...you're a spirit!

"I know that."

Make up an email address for 10.

marvingrossbergshemorrhoids@easytoblackmail.com

While 10 is checking his/her inbox, they receive an email from 1. They open it to find a picture of 5 and 3 hugging each other while passed out on the floor. How does 10 react and what does he/she send back to 1 in response?

Mr. Wright,

What on earth is this all about?!
I certainly wasn't invited to this party of sorts!

Best wishes,

Marvin Grossberg

2 wakes up one morning to find him/herself in a random alleyway wearing a plaid shirt, striped pants, and a polka-dot bowtie. His/her reaction?

"WOAH, pal! These are better clothes than I normally wear! Maggey's gonna be so impressed..."

It's Halloween! 7, 10, 6, and 1 are going trick-or-treating. What do they dress up as?

Diego goes as an mad, laser-shooting, evil scientist who focuses on making poisonous coffee to kill his nemesis, the Blood Demoness. Long ago, the Blood Demoness used the same tactics to nearly kill him, but now it's his turn for revenge... :D

Grossberg goes as a vampire. XD

Franziska goes as herself, for two reasons: she doesn't like celebrating Halloween ("What's the point of foolishly begging your neighbours for sweets?") and she knows that, to the general public, she's already quite scary. :)

Phoenix goes as a zombie hotdog; Maya persuaded him to.

4 is stuck handing out candy while everyone else watches a scary movie. Who wets themselves first?

"Ugh...now I understand why Franziska hates this festival...what's the point of just standing here handing out sweets to little children, and if not that begging them from those children's parents?

...I used to love it when I was a child, though. Me and Phoenix would pass every house, Larry running off in all directions, and when we got home we would secretly eat all the sweets before we went to bed. *laughs*

Oh, they were good times. I remember-"

"EDGEEEEEY! THIS FILM IS TOO SCARY FOR MEEEEEEE!"

"I told you that you should have gone trick-or-treating, Larry..."

3, 1, 5, and 4 start up a game of Super Smash Brothers Brawl. Who do they play as and who wins?

"I will totally win, Nick! I'm Mario, after all."

"Look, Larry, I'm Ganondorf. He's SO much stronger than that red plumber of yours."

"He's not just a red plumber, Nick! He's-"

"Listen, Wright. I cannot doubt that Ganondorf is extremely strong when used well-"

"And I will use him well, Edgeworth."

"...Please let me finish, Wright. So, anyway, I have an even stronger character: Pit."

"Pfft...Pit? Against Ganondorf? You have got to be kidding me, Edgeworth."

"I am not kidding."

"Excuse me, everyone, but I think you're missing the point."

"What point, Miss Fey?"

"I have Sheik, the strongest character out of all of yours."

"...Really?"

"Really. I'll prove it to you!"

twenty minutes later*

"I can't believe you won, Chief! I had Ganondorf..."

"Um, Wright? I believe that I was the one that defeated Ganondorf."

"Edgeworth...that makes me feel even more pathetic..."

When it's all over, they shut off the game to find themselves turned into the characters they were playing as! Their reactions?

Phoenix wakes up, gasping*

"Woah...that was a horrible nightmare..."

It's the first high school football game of the season! 5, 2, 7, 3, and 9 are on the football team! How do they fare against the other team?

Dahlia poisioned all the people on the other football team- therefore they won.
If Dahlia hadn't poisoned the other team, they would have surely lost, for her and Diego would be having a very violent fight in the middle of the game as soon as they laid eyes on each other.

1, 4, 6, and 8 on the other hand, are on the cheerleading squad doing their best to support the team! Do they succeed? Or crash and burn?

"Go Sis! Go Diego! Go Gummy, Larry, everyone! Go team, go team, go, go, go!"

Edgeworth turns to Phoenix mid-routine*

"Wright, why on earth am I doing this?"

"That's what I want to know, Edgeworth."

CRACK!

"Ow...!"

"Just get on with this foolish routine, Phoenix Wright!"

10 is in the bleachers observing all of this. What does he/she think about all of it?

"Ah, the days of my youth..." :D

3 wakes up one morning to find out he/she cannot speak anything but French and without realizing it, very good French. What does he/she do now?

Larry simply jets over to France and flirts with a good-looking French girl. XD

It's 4's wedding day! Who is he/she marrying? Who (on this list) do they invite and how do they react to having to put on nice clothes?

He's marrying Phoenix, because my OTP is NaruMitsu and I've read loads of NaruMitsu proposal fics. :3

He invites Gumshoe, Larry (reluctantly, though), Mia, Franziska, Diego and Maya.

He wears nice clothes all the time, so he's fine with it. :D

5. IS. PREGNANT!!! And 2 is the father! How do the two react? What about everyone else?

Gumshoe wakes up, gasping*

"That...was a horrible nightmare, pal!"

Maggey rushes in and takes his hand worriedly*

"Are you OK?"

"Yeah...I'm fine."

9 months later...

Gumshoe goes to buy more instant noodles, as normal, his and Maggey's hands interlinked. :D

6, 8, 2, and 1 are on a mission to steal the world's largest diamond from a tall office building. 9 is manning the security station. Do the cat-burglars succeed?

They went straight home when they realised who the security guard was. :(

5, 4, 10, 1, and 3 all go to the bookstore. Which section does each one go to?

Mia goes to the classics section. :)

Grossberg and Phoenix go to the law section. (If there even is one. :P)

Larry goes to the magazine part at the very front, takes out a few copies of The Sun, and flips straight to Page 3. XD

Edgeworth, however, sneaks to the manga section at the very back, and takes out Steel Samurai: Warrior of Neo Olde Tokyo, Volume 21... :D

While they are there, they see Stephen King handing out autographs. Who goes over to say hi?

Mia does! :)

10, 8, and 7 all get employed as farmhands on a dairy farm for a day. How does that work out?

Not very well... *weak laugh*

5 and 2 go to the park together for a picnic. While on this picnic, a troop of ants invades and steals the food! How does 5 deal with this?

"Detective Gumshoe?"

"Y-yes, miss?"

"Have you got any spare instant noodles on you?"

6 has suddenly proposed to 9! What is 9's reaction to this?

I don't know about Dahlia's reaction, but I know my own:

WHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHATWHAT ON EARTH WERE YOU THINKING?!

The zombie apocalypse has begun and 1's best friend has been bitten! Does 1 have the guts to kill them?

Phoenix Wright rushed through the debris cluttered around him, skillfully dodging every thing in his way. Even though the apocalypse only began a few hours ago, he had learnt how he could survive for a while. With Maya, Pearl and everyone else safe in Rooms 1201, 1202 and 1203 of the Prosecutor's Offices, locked and barricaded firmly in, all Phoenix had to do was find anyone else who needed help before he raced back to where it was finally safe.

A voice suddenly called out from behind him. It was the most desperate voice he had ever heard in his life.

"Phoenix...help me...please..."

No...NO!

"Miles!"

Phoenix rushed over and kneeled down at his friend's side, immediately checking for a pulse. It was minute and fast, but stable enough to keep him alive for some time.

"Phoenix..." Miles whispered, a ghost of a smile appearing on his face. "I'm so glad you're here..."

"Miles, what's wrong? Are you hurt?" Phoenix asked, a cold sweat cascading down his face and his heart pounding inside his chest. If Miles had been hurt here, here, of all places, then who knows what had happened?

"Phoenix, it's alright. You don't have to-" Miles began, but he was stopped by a fresh wave of nausea rushing over him and he turned his head to the side in time before he lurched, a wince of pain escaping his lips.

"No, no, Miles, you aren't alright." Phoenix told him, wiping the vomit off Miles' mouth with his sleeve. Phoenix checked every part of Miles' body until he finally came to his right arm. After tapping it to check if it were alright, Phoenix instantly looked back at Miles when he cried out in pain, his face screwed up in agony.

"Phoenix, no! Don't...do...that..." Miles demanded, tears of pain snaking down his face. Phoenix looked confused for a moment, and then genuinely worried.

"Miles, what's wrong with your- oh my gosh, Miles..." Phoenix gasped as he pulled up Miles' sleeve. An average-sized section of Miles's right arm was nearly missing, the muscle deep red and the bone bitten clean through.
Phoenix couldn't begin to imagine how much pain Miles was in, and it made him nauseous at the mere thought.
He had to get Miles emergency help. Now. If the venom from the bite stayed in the wound for long, it could do something to Edgeworth; something that Phoenix had seen many times before and never wanted to see again.

"There's no use getting help, Phoenix. In about half an hour I'll be a...a monster. A monster. Do you know what a monster is, Phoenix? It's something that people are afraid of. It's something that people don't want to be near. It's something that doesn't feel emotion. It's something that..." Miles stopped, his hands coming up to cover his mouth as racking sobs escaped him for the first time in years.

"It's something that is what, Miles?"

"Something that...something that isn't loved, Phoenix..." Miles sobbed, Phoenix reaching over to dry the tears that were rapidly falling down his face.

"No...Miles, please don't cry. You'll still be loved, whatever you are." Phoenix reassured him. "I'll always love you, because you're my best friend, and you've always been there for me. Do you...do you remember the class trial we had back when we were kids?"

"Y-yes..."

"You were so inspiring back then, and you always have been. That class trial was the thing that made me decide to become a lawyer."

Miles' eyes widened.

"R-really, Phoenix? I never-" Edgeworth started to speak again, but in vain; the venom had sent another piercing pain through what was left of his right arm, making him wince in pain once more.

"Miles, are you O-OK?" Phoenix checked Edgeworth's pulse for the second time. It was becoming fainter by the second.

No...please, no...

Miles took a deep breath, closing his eyes.

"...Phoenix, you still have that revolver Detective Gumshoe gave you...right?"

"Yes, I do. Why?"

"Do you remember what he said when he gave it to us?"

"He said that we are allowed to end the life of those who have or are currently turning into- Miles, no!"

Miles looked up at Phoenix, a small frown on his face and tears still falling down his cheeks.

"It's the only way, Phoenix..."

Phoenix began to cry himself, putting his head in his hands. Miles couldn't be asking him to do this. After all these years together, after all this time, after everything they had been through...

"No...Miles, no..."

"Phoenix, you have to kill me. It's the only thing you can do..."

Something snapped.

"NO! I refuse to kill you! There..must be another way..." Phoenix sobbed, Miles reaching up and putting his good hand on Phoenix's shoulder.

"I didn't want this to happen, and I know how much this may break your heart, but you have to kill me. I could kill an innocent person if I become one of them...or I could kill more. I don't want to contribute to this massacre!"

"Neither do I want to commit murder by killing you..."

Miles shook his head.

"What is the law, Phoenix? It is something we desired to protect when we were both attorneys. Although rivals, we worked together to find the truth- and yet we now see our home being destroyed. Is that really justice? Are we really doing what we pledged to do back then, or has everyone seen a new light inside of their own hearts and decided to protect that instead?"

Phoenix couldn't produce an answer, so he listened intently as Edgeworth went on.

"A race of unknown creatures have taken over our lives in just a few hours and become criminals in their own right. Why aren't we prosecuting them? Why aren't they locked away? Why am I in this dreadful state?"

Phoenix choked. "Miles..."

"There is but one answer: We have no authority any more. The law isn't what controls justice anymore, as justice itself has gone so awry that no-one can tell whether something is right or wrong. What controls justice now- or what it has turned into- is our hearts, Phoenix, and I know what your heart wants; it wants for me to stay with you, alive and well."

That's all I want, Miles. All I want, alright? Nothing more.

"But, Phoenix...that can't happen. So you must go against your heart and face the truth we worked so hard to find." Edgeworth gestured to Phoenix's chest area with his left hand.

Phoenix thought intently for a moment, then stood up. With shaking hands, Phoenix reached into his back pocket and pulled out the revolver.

"I..I can't do this. I can't, Miles."

"Yes, you can. Just...look away, alright?"

"Are you sure you want me to do this?"

"Phoenix, there's nothing else you can do to help me. When you die of old age, I'll be waiting in the afterlife for you, I promise."

Miles managed to let out a small laugh.

"I'd have died knowing the most incredible, caring and brave person in the world- I'd have died happily, Phoenix."

Phoenix looked into Miles' deep grey eyes. His eyes showed no trace of fear as he smiled warmly.

"Ready?"

"...I'm ready, Miles."

Silence reigned over the wasteland as the two best friends stood there, waiting for the right moment to come.

"Phoenix..." Miles finally whispered.

"Miles?"

"I'll miss you."

Phoenix closed his eyes as a single tear dropped down.

BANG!

(Man...that was deep, and extremely heart-breaking. It made me cry a little. I will try and not write anything of that degree of angst and sadness ever again unless needs be :'c :'c :'c)

8, 9, and 4 throw a surprise birthday party for 3. How does is turn out?

Edgeworth's phone rings*

"Hey, Mr. Edgeworth! Larry's suprise birthday party is in ten minutes. Wanna come?"

"..I suppose. I guess that I'll be seeing you later, Maya."

"You got it! See ya, Mr. Edgeworth!"

"Goodbye, and take care of yourself."

"I will, I will. Ooh, ooh, hang on a moment! Did you watch the 20th anniversary episode yesterday?"

"Yes yes yes yes yes and... yes. It was brilliant, wasn't it, Maya? I loved how the Evil Magistrate found out the truth about his father."

"Oh, and I loved how the Pink Princess got the little fox as her assistant! It was sooooo cute. What was its name again? Ki...Kit..."

"Kitsune."

"Yes, that's it! I loved Kitsune's attack move. Super Metal Claw Strike!

"Heh...I loved that part too. When the moon is bright with a pale blue light-"

"And trouble is nearby-"

"Only one man fights for what is right-"

"THE STEEL SAMURAI!"

"Great singing, Mr. Edgeworth!"

"Thank you, Maya. I'll see you later then."

"Yep!"

"Take care, okay?"

"Will do. See you later!"

"Goodbye."

Edgeworth hangs up*

"Now to ring Dahlia...oh, wait, she's dead. Never mind! I'll just ring Franziska instead..."

10 walks in on 2 and 8 kissing! How do they react?

Gumshoe wakes up, clutching the sheets and sweating bullets*

"Right, I don't know what's happening, but I really hate these nightmares, pal!"

7 has been dared to spend the night in a haunted house with nothing but a flashlight and a blanket. Do they make it through the night?7

"But of course, Kitten. Only be afraid of things you have brought on by your own actions; that's one of my rules."

6 finds a loaded gun on the sidewalk. What do they do?

"Detective Gumshoe! Come here this instant!"

"Y-yes, Miss von Karma?"

"Don't stutter, Scruffy!"

whip lash*

"Ow...Y-yes, Miss!"

"Is this, by any chance, the gun you were entrusted by the Police Department?"

"Y-yes..."

"Any criminal could have picked that up and used it, you foolish fool!"

whip lash* *whip lash* *whip lash*

9 runs up to you with a super, totally awesome story that they just HAVE to tell you! What is it?

"I just killed Miles Edgeworth! Isn't that great?!"

Silence.

"Well, I poisoned your coffee so that even if my favourite prosecutor ended up dead and you had escaped from the depths of the underworld I would have ensured your quick demise."

Dahlia promptly dies.

"...DRINKS FOR EVERYONE!"

5, 2, 1 and 6 go on a camping trip together. While on this camping trip, they get lost in the woods. What happens?

"I-I'm scared, pal..." Gumshoe sniffs. "I really miss Maggey, and..." A sob escapes his throat. He's really, really worried.

Franziska whips Gumshoe violently.

"How pathetic, Scruffy! Do you see anyone here that is acting like you right now?!"

"N-no..." Gumshoe sniffs again before he silently starts to cry, Mia rushing over to hug him.

"There, there...shhh..." Mia reassures Gumshoe, glaring daggers at Franziska. Huge, extremely sharp daggers.

"W-what wrong have I done?! Foolish fools like him need discipline as much as they need food and water to live."

"Miss von Karma, that's enough. You just don't know when to stop, do you? There's a fine line between discipline and downright insults, but you- you've crossed that line too many times."

"Miss Fey, what you are saying to me now is quite hypocritical."

Mia comforted Gumshoe once more, then looked Franziska in the eye.

"Apologize to him. Now."

"I do not take orders from people like you!"

"...Apologize."

"Guys, can we all calm down? I think I've found the right way back to the camp."

"WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO BEFORE?!"

"S-sorry...!"

3 and 5 are in bed together. 10 walks in. Their reaction?

Mia wakes up, sweating profusely*

"That...was the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my life...are these the nightmares everyone's been telling me about?"

OH NO! Someone has stolen 4's cookies!

Ten years ago...

"M-my cookies? But, I-I was saving those for my father..."

sob*

Someone has spiked 10's drink and now they think that 4 is their "lover". What happens?

The confession, all over again, but in a more drunk and romantic form... XD XD XD

Everyone is going to a dance. 1 goes with 2, 3 with 4, 5 with 6, etc. Are any of these pairings perfect? Are any too messed up to even consider?

Phoenix/Gumshoe?!

Larry/Edgeworth?!

Mia/Franziska?!

Godot/Maya?!

DAHLIA/GROSSBERG?!?!?!?!?!?!

ALL of them are too messed up to even consider! :(

4 leaves the dance floor and does not return. When 3 goes to look for him/her, he/she finds 4 making out with 8! What happens?

shouts* Hey! Any Miles/Maya shippers! I need your help immediately!

I have actually read two Miles/Maya fics. One was sweet and I can't wait to read more, whereas the other was much too...graphic. :'c

But I think that the two would break the kiss, smiling- then Maya would spot Larry and, hand on her mouth, run off sobbing.

Edgeworth would then proceed to yell the loudest he had ever yelled at Larry, hit him across the face, yell some more, and rush off to find Maya while Larry stands in tears watching his friendship break apart before his eyes.

While those three are occupied, what's happening on the dance floor?

Havoc. :)

Did 3 and 4 make up?

I-I don't think so... :'c

sobs*

What's going through 8's head?

Oh no...It was such a nice moment, and now I've spoilt it!
We could have just walked away together, and not say another word to that damn Larry Butz but, no! I had to run away from it all! And to top it off, start crying!
I'm...such a failure...
I've loved him all my life. I felt his pain because I had been through the same thing, I understood him when no one else but Nick did, I was the one who looked into his eyes from the defence's bench and saw pain, the type of pain that tears someone's heart to pieces. I had known! I had been there!
Most of all, I made him smile, and when that rare occasion happened it was the most beautiful thing I was ever able to witness.
But now it's all gone... *weeps*

Okay, so forget about the dance. If 7 add 5=x, describe x.

HOORAY! One of my favourite Phoenix Wright pairings! *cheers*

7 add 5= The most beautiful couple. X3

4 finds a time machine! What time period do they visit?!

Probably Victorian for the exact same reason as everything else: the women. XD

2 falls in love with 9, but knows that 9 is dating 6. What happens?

First off, Franziska von Karma would not be dating Dahlia Hawthorne. Never. Not even if she could achieve perfection from it.

Secondly, Detective Gumshoe? Why didn't you listen to me when I told you not to fall in love with her at all cost earlier?!

1 wakes up in 3's house with no memory of how they got there.

"Larry...why am I in your house? And why is Edgeworth sleeping on the other sofa...?"

"...Oopsies."

"Larry Butz, did you spike our drinks with alcohol again?!"

"Sorry, Nick! It was a party, after all...hehehehehe...!

"I don't care, Larry! You know that Edgeworth is not one for alcohol! He hasn't even had a hangover before!"

Edgeworth wakes up*

"Wright...Larry...I have this really bad headache. Can I have an aspirin?"

"See, Larry? I told you!"

"Told him what, Wright?"

"...Ummm..."

7 receives a love note from 5. What does it say? How does 7 react?

I must say that these questions, all from different memes, seem to know one of my favourite pairings. I must thank them. X3

Dear Diego,

Today is Valentines' Day, and I remember that when I was younger, I used to love this day. I sent valentines to a crush of mine every year, too scared to put my name at the bottom. He was a lovely boy, very kind, and very handsome. His name was Michael.

It had been four years since I had fallen in love with Michael and, in the last year of my primary school, he eventually went out with a popular girl named Lily. Lily had it all; a great life, a big house, the latest mobile phone, everything. I still loved Michael, but I was a little sad, to say the least.

Then everything changed. By the time we reached secondary school, Michael wasn't nice anymore. He was snide and cruel, like Lily, and he didn't even look at me. I continued to send him valentine's cards even then, but he always threw them away and accepted those of his girlfriend. I was very sad and a litle heartbroken.
Eventually, I moved on. I didn't really love the new him, anyway. He wasn't the Michael I knew.

Lily and him are probably married right now, but I couldn't care in the least.

You may wonder why I'm telling you this boring story of my schoolday crush. Well, to tell you the truth, I never want to make the same mistake ever again.

I've loved you, Diego, ever since we met and have gotten to know eachother better. You always looked out for me and accompanied me through trials that ended up horribly; you always let me share your coffee when I had stayed up late doing paperwork; you always help me do said paperwork; you always look at me kindly with those deep brown eyes of yours that always comfort me whenever I need it, and you always tease me even though I don't find it all that funny.
Now that I reflect on it, it's quite cute, actually.

So, here I am- signing my name at the bottom of the paper, something I never did and that cost me my heart. I just hope that...that you might feel the same way about me, Diego, and if you don't, that's fine. I wanted to be honest for once and tell you how much you mean to me.

Thanks for taking the time to read this.

Best Wishes,

Mia

10 and 6 get married!

Do they now?

Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?

You're lying to me.

2 and 5 are stuck on a deserted island. Who survives longest?

Both: 5's dead already and 2's got food. Instant noodles, more specifically.

9 beats up 3. Why?

Look! Larry, just run! Run for your life! D:

6 enters your bedroom at night, saying she had a nightmare. What do you do?

Awwwww, I give her a hug, of course!
Then I sit and ponder why everyone's having nightmares recently...

You're hosting a party with 3, 9, and 7. What's going on?

Well, I was originally hosting it with just Larry, but then Dahlia Hawthorne came back from the dead and I had to call in Diego to kill her before she could do anything harmful or poison someone. When Diego finally got his revenge and killed Dahlia, I hosted the party with Larry, Diego and her corpse, ergo hosting it with 3, 9 and 7.

1 says 9 stole his/her last (favorite food/drink). Reactions?

Aww, don't worry, Feenie! I'll get her for stealing your grape juice.
Nobodysteals Phoenix Wright's grape juice. :(

4 and 9 are picking on 3. Why? What do you do?

Well, Edgeworth's pretty sure that Larry's the biggest idiot he's ever met, and Dahlia's just a douche.
I grab a katana and kill Dahlia, sending her spirit back to the underworld once again and tell Edgeworth that however incompetent Larry is, he's hurting Larry's feelings. I then hug Larry to comfort him and do not leave his side until it's all sorted.

7 is spreading rumors about 2 and 10. What is it about?

Hmmm...maybe that they're both obsessed with the scent of lemons?
At least that's partly true, for one. XD

8 and 3 ask a favor of you. What for? Your reaction?

It's to buy them burgers; Maya told Larry he could get some with her and then he followed at her heels to me.
I'd buy them burgers, but I'd need to find some money- for that, I'd go to Phoenix. :D

3 and 4 have a big secret. You and 5 happen to stumble upon it. What is it?

Why, that Larry was the one who stole the $38.00 from Edgeworth back in primary school when Phoenix was accused of it!

2 says that 1, 7, 8 are fighting over you. He suggests 7. Who do you pick?

This is hard. Uhhhhhh...
I'd probably go with Gumshoe's suggestion and pick Diego. X3

5's birthday is today, but she is all alone. What do you do?

I would spend it with her! Five minutes after I would have done so, I would march over to Phoenix, Maya, Edgeworth and Diego's respective places of residation and literally drag them to Mia's house to celebrate too. Then we'd all have a party! :)

6 wants to kiss you. What do you say?

"I don't want anything more than this, but I really don't mind if you kiss me."

3 is obsessed with 10. How does 4 deal with his/her jealousy?

Last time, it was 10 dealing with his jealousy at his precious Edgeworth courting with someone else... XD
Uhhh...in this situation, however, Edgeworth would not be jealous, but he would ask Larry why he was obsessed with Marvon Grossberg very suspiciously...

1 is becoming really irritating. Why? Reaction?

He cleans the toilet far too much when he doesn't need to! Me and Maya have told him countless times to leave it and its pristine seat and to do something worthwhile! :(

You host a slumber party, inviting 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 over and you're being forced to pair up with someone to sleep with from losing a bet. Why? Who do you end up with?

I lost a bet to Phoenix that I could tell what he was thinking of...I said 'cleaning the toilet'. XD
I was originally going to be forced to sleep with Dahlia's spirit but the others remembered what a danger this was and, after sending Dahlia's spirit back into the underworld again (Yawn...) they force me to pair up with Larry. He snores really loudly, though.

While you guys prepare for bed, that person strips down to his underwear, saying it is his/her pajamas. What do you do?

...Well, it was to be expected, wasn't it? It's Larry Butz, for goodness sake.
I probably turn away or shut my eyes while telling Larry to put his pajamas on.

Same question as above except with 2, 4, 6, 8, 10. What do you do?

Wow...this is pretty awkward. Uhhh...

2. "Gummy, go put some clothes on."
4. "You can stay as you are..." * u *

"On second thought, I preferred you with the suit on."

6. It's a trick of the light. Franziska would never do something that foolish.
8. "Maya, put some clothes on, and I'll get you a burger afterwards, OK?"
10. "OH. MY. GOSH." *looks away rapidly and/or runs out of the room, pretty disturbed*

Same thing, except he's just flirting with you. What do you do?

He's Larry Butz. On a daily basis he flirts with just about everyone.
I tell him for the second time to put his clothes on.

5 and 6 ask you to decide who is better looking. Who do you choose?

I choose Franziska, 6, although I do not tell Mia this. It would hurt her feelings, and that would be mean of me to do so.

1 and 10?

1, Phoenix, without a doubt.

2 and 7?

Sorry, Gummy, but it's 7- Diego- who's the better looking out of you two.

You go to a party with 3. Where? Why?

Ah, so Larry finally remembered Edgey's birthday! :D
Thank goodness.

1 is dying. What do you do?

W-what do you mean, dying?
Phoenix Wright, dying?
Oh, that is not happening. Not now, not ever. :'c
If he was- which he's not- I'd do anything to revive him, OK?

In all seriousness, if the Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney series should end, I would weep until all my feels had gone. :'(

Out of 1, 2, 3, who is your Valentine's date?

Well, Gumshoe's got Maggey and Larry's got yet another girlfriend...
I guess that I've got number 1- Phoenix- and I'm pretty happy about that. :)
At least it's not 10 or something.

Same question except, 4, 5, 6.

4, Miles Edgeworth, without question! X3

Again, because this meme demands it! 7, 8, 9.

Oh, does it, now?
Well, for this one, the answer's obvious.
Diego Armando, 7. :)

10 takes you to the theatre. What goes on?

We have fun watching Les Miserables, that's what! :D

3 and 6 stole something of yours? What was it? Reaction?

Larry stole my sanity and Franziska stole my pain every time she hit me with her whip when she thought I was being a foolish fool. :)
My reaction? Well, it's to be expected of those two, isn't it?
They steal it from everyone else, anyway.

You enter your house, only to find out 1 moved in. What do you do?

What do I do? I demand that he stays! :D

4 and 7 moved in as well? Reaction?

My reaction?
"Why have the three most good-looking, kind, intelligent and awesome men in the meme just moved in to my house?" X3

1 is feeling ill. Why? Do you help?

What do you mean, do I help?
Of course I help him! Nevertheless, I scold him for getting a stomach bug from that precious toilet of his.

2 had a car accident. What do you do?

Tend to his wounds as best I can and ask him if he was OK. :C

4,5,6 invite you on a road trip! Then the vehicle breaks down. What happens?

Oh no!
...Right, Miles, you try and find out where we are.
Mia, you try and coearce some passers-by into helping us.
Franziska, if those passers-by do not want to help us, whip them.
All sorted? Good. :D

Needing help in classes. You have 4 and 8 tutor you. What happens?

I get amazingly good grades but goof off in my spare time with Maya. :)

A tornado wiped out 10's home. Do you help?

Oh my gosh, a tornado?! D:

Yes, of course I'd help him!

7 wants you to help him make dinner using nothing but marshmallows. Participate?

Yes. Anything Diego cooks/prepares is good.
Mmmmm...marshmallows... :3

Something's going on in 1's bedroom, you hear 1 and 9 in there. Do you go in?

Uh-huh! Phoenix is probably about to get stabbed/poisoned/hanged/suffocated/strangled/smothered/sliced in half/shot/drowned/defenestrated/murdered in some shape or form! D:

You and 2 are stuck in an elevator. What happens?

We patiently wait for help, and instantly remember the DL-6 incident and our dear friend Miles Edgeworth.
We wonder what it would be like if he was stuck with us, as he's deadly afraid of both earthquakes and elevators.
Then we feel sad.

Phoenix Wright Oath!

OK, so I found the Professor Layton Oath somewhere, and I am glad to say that I can place my name under it. Take a look:

-- Professor Layton Oath --

I promise to remember Luke,
Each time I carelessly fall down.
I promise to remember Flora,
Whenever I'm out of town.
I promise to follow traffic laws,
For Emmy's sake of couse.
I promise to remember Claire,
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Dr. Schrader,
Whenever I am in the Emergency Room.
I promise to remember Don Paolo,
Everytime there's a big boom.
I promise to remember Arianna,
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty.
I promise to remember Professor Layton,
When I'm at a mall and a top hat spots me.
I promise to remember Clive,
When I see that beautiful bronze hair.
I promise to remember Brenda,
When someone tells me they care.
I promise to remember Descole,
When someone speaks of dominating the world.
Yes, I promise to love Professor Layton,
Wherever I may go.
So that all may see my obsession,
Because I know that Layton Fans know!

And if you love Professor Layton as much as I do, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to this list: Dandelion Oak MikuLover Redsparrow3 Musicbee13 Rueskatniss PhoenixFlame53

-Katarina West

I decided that if Professor Layton gets an oath, then naturally the best game series ever to be created should get one too.
So I'm going to create the Phoenix Wright Oath, styled on the Professor Layton one!
...Unless there's one already out there. Which will be quite sad to hear of.
It will probably have spoilers. And be quite long.
I really don't mind, though. I hope you don't.

Here we go:

Phoenix Wright Oath--

I promise to remember Phoenix,
whenever I find the truth.
I promise to remember Maya,
while I'm still in my youth.
I promise to remember Mia,
when someone I love can't be there.
I promise to remember Misty,
when someone shows me they care.
I promise to remember Edgeworth,
when I try to put the past behind me.
I promise to remember Manfred,
whenever someone regards me highly.
I promise to remember Gumshoe,
as my money wastes away.
When someone winks romantically,
I'll remember April May.
I promise to remember Franziska,
when I spot a foolish fool.
I promise to remember Furio,
when I struggle to keep my cool.
I promise to remember Klavier,
when our siblings cross the line.
I promise to remember Apollo,
when somebody asks if I'm fine.
I promise to remember Shi-Long,
when I pass on some advice.
I promise to remember Rhoda,
when, to a stranger, I am nice.
I promise to remember Diego,
when, with something, I'm obsessed.
I promise to remember Redd,
whenever I get the best.
I promise to remember Maggey,
when Lady Luck cannot provide.
I promise to remember Ace Attorney,
when someone's on my side.
Yes, I'll always love Phoenix Wright, even when it recieves rejection;
because when that ever happens, I'll answer with a great 'Objection!'

If you like this, great! If you like it a lot, copy-and-paste it onto your profile and add your name here:

-PhoenixFlame53

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Copy-and-paste profile statements!

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I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid and stuck up,.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm not a Virgin, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be irresponsible.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER AND/OR ART, so I MUST be homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so must crazy
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a one myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt).
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YIRI so I MUST hate gay people
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's.
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

After that really happy note about myself, I know this isn't Phoenix Wright but here's a Hetalia meme, hehehe

North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

(X) You were bullied a lot in your childhood
(X) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
() You're (were) very happy-go-lucky
() You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
() You're a good artist
(X) You can be clumsy
(X) You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
() If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
() You would surrender in a war situation

(4/10) Ah, what a shame. Italy is too wonderful for me to be like him. :)

South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)
() You love tomatoes (I'm sorry. I HATE tomatoes with a passion. Ugh. They taste DISGUSTING for me.)
(X) You tend to say "dammit" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot
(X) You tend to get irritated easily
() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out
( ) You hate French people
(X) You rely on people too much
() You would surrender in a war situation
() You often feel like people are after your inheritance
(X) You are lazy at times
(X) You are horrible at cleaning

(5/10) Huh! Romano and me are halfway. Cool beans. :P

Germany (Ludwig)
(X) You're very stoic and serious
(X) Sausages are one your favorite foods.
(X) You like to walk your dog.
(X) Your boss/principal/tutor/homeroom teacher is a nut-case.
() You love rules and think they should always be followed to.
(X) You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules (but I never actually play by them, that's the thing)
() You work very hard, too hard...
(X) Your alone time is your "happy time"
(X) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
(X) You've had issues with money once or twice

(8/10) DOITSU! YAY! :DDD

Japan (Kiku Honda)
(X) You're very mature
() You think everything over before saying it.
() You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
(X) You isolated yourself during childhood
(X) You became very successful in a short amount of time

(X) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
(X) You can seem cold/aloof to other people
() You're good at practical tasks
(X) You need time to adjust to new people

(6/10) Oh, OK. :3

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
(X) You love hamburgers
(X) You think you're awesome (EVERYTHING is awesome *slips on shades*)
(X) You love to invent things
(X) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
() You can seem to be very brash to other people
(X) You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
() You're terrified of ghosts
() You know aliens exist
() You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
(X) You wear glasses

(6/10) Yay! Alfred is amazing. Love him to pieces :333

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
(X) You like tea
(X) You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
(X) You're very sarcastic and cynical
() Your cooking is awful
(X) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
(X) ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
() You have tried doing black magic before
() You get drunk quite easily
( ) When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
( ) You're good at embroidery

(5/10) I am ashamed. I am British... :(
Oh well, I love Iggy anyway :D

France (Francis Bonnefoy)
(X) You're very affectionate
() You think you have a great fashion sense
() You like wine
() You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
(X) You love red roses
( ) When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
(X) You're very proud of yourself
(X) You love culture and the arts
(X ) You're very flamboyant
( ) You say you're a gourmet

(5/10) Whoops. xD

Russia (Ivan Braginski)
(X) You had a very sad childhood.
(X) You're very tall
(X) You have a tendency to switch between personalities
() You wear a scarf all the time
(X) You love sunflowers
( ) You love vodka
(X) You can seem intimidating to other people
() You're very strong(X) You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(6/10) Okay...? Is this a good or a bad thing? xD

Canada (Matthew Williams)
(X) You're often ignored by people

() You look younger than you actually are (Older. :D)
(X) You love hockey
(X) You love polar bears
(X) You hate fighting
() You have one strand of curly hair like Italy
(X) You often get mistaken for someone else

(X) You feel under-appreciated
() You're bilingual
() You always carry a bear with you

(6/10) C'mon, higher than 6, higher than 6...

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)
() You're quite mean-spirited
(X) You're a bit of a hooligan
(X) You're very loyal
(X) You're very good at tactics
( ) You hate Russia
() You love to fight people
() You can avoid marriages quite well
(X) You're not always taken seriously

() You like drinking
(X) You want to become stronger

(4/10) NO-ONE CAN MATCH THE MIGHTY PRUSSIA.

China (Wang Yao)
(X) You're very mature
() You're very superstitious
(X) You're very religious
(X) You love pandas
() You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
( ) You love Hello Kitty
(X) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
(X) You work hard
(X) You're good at drawing
() You like sweets (nope)

(6/10) I love China. He's grown to one of my favs :)

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
() You are very well-raised
(X) You're polite
(X) You love classical music (sure, I guess)
(X) You like cake
() You have a mole on your face. (No, but I have acne)
(X) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
() You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
(X) You've composed music before
() You tend to call people 'morons.'
(X) You wear glasses

(6/10) Ah, Austria. He's great, really. Just needs to calm down. :)

Hungary (Elizabeta Hédeváry)
(X) You have a potty-mouth
() You like to wear flowers in your hair
(X) You used to be a very tough kid (USED to being the key phrase.)
(X) You're very reliable
(X) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
(X) You're very faithful
(X) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
(X) You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
(X) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
(X) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. (YAOI? WHERE :PPPP)

(9/10) WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT :DDDDDDDDDD

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)
(X) You are clueless about things around you.
() You favour the taste of fresh tomatoes. (hate 'em)
(X) You're very responsible.
(X) You tend to dramatize over things a lot.

(X) You love churros. (They are literally one of the best things known to man. Try one when you get the chance. Please. :D)
(X) You help people in crisis.
(X) You are quite random.
(X) Somehow, you like bananas.
(X) You often offer food to people.
() You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers.

(8/10) Nice! :DDDD

I hope you enjoyed my profile! (If you took the time to read it, which I don't think you would have. :P)