Tired of being pursued by the gold-digging, glory-seeking, Satan obsessed freaks of the world, Videl will resort to the only method open to a celebrity like her to find Mr. Right.

Three years after the coronation, a plot to overthrow the Emperor has been put into motion. Disguised as a noblewoman, Lan Fan plunges into the Xingese court—and into a courtship with the emperor himself. "You are my master," she said. "There is nothing that I will not do for you." He smiled then. "So why won't you kiss me, Lan Fan?" Co-posted. Ongoing. Next update: probs 12/24/15.

Basorexia: an overwhelming desire to kiss.

Makoto tastes like summer and it is just as Haru expected, just as he hoped.

5:35 PM: I make it a foundational point of my life to have full disclosure to all of those I misdial at four in the morning. Or, Ling dials the wrong number, and Lan Fan's certain she's now flirting with a serial killer. Well, maybe 43% sure. He keeps making her laugh, and she's pretty sure sociopaths aren't that charming. Pt. 1 of Fidelis ad Mortem.

In Which Greed Reluctantly Helps Ed Out, Ed Grumbles About It, and Ling Just Laughs At Both of Them. A day in the life during that camping trip on the run. Rated T because of Greed's mouth.

Hi Winry, I'll bet you're surprised to get a letter from me. I guess it's easier to want to write home when I'm not having to fight for my life every other day. Edward writes home from his travels.

The prince impatiently pulled her along, laughing with a glee she couldn't quite understand.

After a few years of city life, Makoto and Haru move back to their sleepy hometown and into Haru's old house. As they unpack and their friends visit, old memories resurface. (Pairings: MakoHaru, Reigisa, Rintori)

This is nothing like the first time. ((Set some time after Ling Yao becomes Emperor. Both Ling and Lan Fan are of age because oh god, this is just total smut, not even gonna lie.))

Edward thinks Germany is boring and "dull"; not anything like Amestris nor his hometown. But , maybe Alfons is the key to seeing just how wrong he is; just how much color there really was. HeiEd; Oneshot, maybe expanded; Cause these rocket boys don't get enough love. 3

Ed has some pressing business in Berlin and Alfons isn't too eager to let him go; will Ed figure out a way to make it all work out in the end? HeiEd; One-shot; Set sometime before CoS.

Oneshot. "One was dying, and wanted to feel important. The other homesick, and needed something to keep him grounded. They were both there, they were both lonely. That was all it was."

Greed and Ling discuss ruling the world.

Alfons has always been good at solving puzzles, but Ed is one he just can't figure out. As he delves into the enigma that is Edward Elric, he may be in over his head, specifically head-over-heels. But is it possible Ed is more than Alfons bargained for? Is that even possible, equivalent exchange and what not? Major Edhei shipping, smarm for now and smut to come! (no pun intended)

A collection of Edward x Alfons drabbles taking place in various universes and timelines. All ratings. Updated daily.

"I am not here. He is not here. He is not dying. Not here, not with me. Again."

A set of LingFan drabbles. Not in any specific order, nor are they specifically interconnected. Will update when convenient. Rated T to be safe.

An accused detective. A suspicious lawyer. Together, they must search for the truth behind a grisly murder, even if the murderer is one of them.

"Don't be silly. All the Saiyans were wiped out long ago! Now they're no more real than the monsters under your bed." Videl and her crew of misfit humans, discover a conspiracy out in space. There are still Saiyans left? What has Freeza been hiding? AU

I signed up for Ed/Russell at the LJ community 30 kisses. I'll be posting all of the entries as separate chapters. There is no specific order to read them in unless noted.

"Alfons watta ya do-do-doin, up hurm?" Edward asked in a very inaudible tone from a distance.He was standing in the bedroom doorway and the first three buttons of his shirt undone... T for heavy petting

AU. One is a predator of the night. The other is the hunter of them. Together they form an unlikely alliance, one destined for failure.

The return from Amestris to Xing should have been triumphant. However when faced with guilt, a mounting forbidden attraction, a homicidal panda, and an endless stretch of desert – Ling almost misses the homunculi.

AU. One kingdom. Four houses. One lad that must rescue a not-so-distressing damsel while everything around him goes wrong. And that's just a typical day.

Ling makes a deal with Greed. Implied Ling/Lan Fan

Written for fma fuh q. Heiderich/Edward, light bondage, lemon, humor.

A 50 Sentences challenges done for Hei/Ed. Contains sexual situations.

No, Edward wasn't a romantic. At least not in the typical way... Hei/Ed fluff

Heiderich/Ed PWP, Lemon, Yaoi

Edward loves books, Heiderich loves to watch him read. Will Edward help Heiderich understand an english book? And how will he do it?

Whenever Alfons would reach out, Ed would just grab on, never letting go. Pairing: Ed x Alfons Heiderich

He was just going in Ed’s room to bring out his brother’s dirty laundry. That was all. But when he opened the door…he was sure he was never going to look at suspenders, Alfons, or his brother the same way again. Al HeiderichxEd PostCos AU