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 Author has written 1 story for Twilight. Hello! My name is Sarah and I live in Florida, though I was born in California and have also lived in Georgia. I am 26 years old, and am going for an International Business degree. I love watching all kinds of movies and reading all kinds of books, but my favorites all have some aspect of fantasy to them. I love escaping from reality for a little while and going to a world with different rules. Some of my favorite book series are Harry Potter, Twilight, Artemis Fowl, Anita Blake, Merry Gentry, Southern Mysteries, and The Hollows/Rachel Morgan. I also enjoy Stephen King, though I haven't read his Dark Tower books. My favorite movies are similar, reality with some fantasy thrown in to make the world more interesting. My favorite TV shows are completely different: Doctor Who, Criminal Minds, and Big Bang Theory! |
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A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently, she was not prepared to find Harry Potter at 221B Baker Street. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 515,886 - Reviews: 5495 - Favs: 7,070 - Follows: 5,418 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Diamond in the Rough: Part 1 by Moonchild707 reviews
Bella Swan is a timid first-grader at Forks Elementary who lives in dread of her abusive, volatile father, Charlie. With no friends and no one but her teacher to love, Bella finds her life irrevocably changed by the arrival of Miss Hale—a gentle, golden-eyed lady from the local high school. Rewrite of the original. Loosely based on true events. Rated M for dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 127,430 - Reviews: 2432 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 3/12/2017 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
The Quiet Room by givemesomevamp reviews
So, I'm a little crazy.You're a little dead, but I don't keep throwing that up in your face."I had to admit she made a valid point. I was still wary, but we out numbered her at least. After all, how much trouble could one small human possibly be. OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 192,504 - Reviews: 4091 - Favs: 2,987 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
World of Weirdcraft by SpaceAnJL reviews
This is Sheldor the Conqueror – a cold, brutal warlord. He's quite a guy. This is Queen Penelope. She's a beautiful barbarian. She's one warrior-goddess who knows how to take care of herself. When they met, it was...Mordor...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,437 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
Strange and Charmed by SpaceAnJL reviews
*New Ficlet* Non-chronological TPP-verse ficlets.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 13,374 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny
Reel Life by SpecialK199 reviews
Used to feeling lonely in a crowded room, Edward Cullen is on another press junket for his latest film when a certain journalist breaks through the tedium. Half an hour later, she's gone - or so he thinks. Rated M for later chapters of the citrus variey
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,874 - Reviews: 2024 - Favs: 3,295 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Eric by DeeDeeINFJ reviews
A retelling of Charlaine Harris' Southern Vampire Mysteries from Eric's POV.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 234,850 - Reviews: 3443 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 1,838 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Eric, Sookie
In the Service of Liars and Killers by MildredJosephine reviews
When Loki appears in Midgard to take it over, he manages to 'recruit' a certain taser-toting brunette. He gets more than he bargained for, as brainwashing Darcy Lewis could never turn out as planned. Loki/Darcy [Currently re-editing. 5/2018]
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 153,671 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 2,147 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - [Loki, Darcy L.] - Complete
Never Have I Ever by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
John finds himself alone in the flat and decides to enjoy the quiet. At least until a very intoxicated Sherlock Holmes shows up.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7636 - Favs: 11,515 - Follows: 6,102 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Agglomeration by Silver Pard reviews
A collection of half-forgotten meme fills, with a disproportionate number of crossovers and at least a fifty percent chance of being utter crack.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,081 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Bellagio Peregrination by FlippySpoon reviews
Summary: Sheldon reluctantly takes Penny along to a conference in Las Vegas. Epiphanies are had, stars are gazed, cards are counted, shenanigans are shenaniganed.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,083 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Not Quite Made in China by Fyrie reviews
Emma didn't really believe in the curse until it broke. When your world sprouts dragons, and your skin is glowing with magic, and Mr Gold is prancing around in skintight leather, sometimes, the craziest explanation is the only one that make sense.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,940 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Emma S., Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Make Me a Lion by Freelance Fanfictioner reviews
At a time when all seems lost, Tyrion comes to the rescue and Sansa learns a different meaning to the words "A Lannister pays his debts". Tyrion really is a bigger man than he seems, and her captivity at the Vale makes her appreciate this.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,066 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Tyrion L., Sansa S. - Complete
Giofógach by ltlerthqak reviews
I didn't know anything was missing from my life until I met him at the carnival. Were my gypsy lifestyle and unbelievable gift too much for him to accept? And was there something bigger we should have been watching for? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 214,395 - Reviews: 2493 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 1,461 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Crimson Starlight by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Things don't go to plan in the throne room and Aro keeps Bella. Bella is learning to live with what she has, trying to build herself a new life, but there's an immortal who is not convinced, and who shakes her to her core. Is the feeling mutual? Lem/Lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 125,638 - Reviews: 1970 - Favs: 2,390 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Bella, Caius - Complete
My Shiny Freak by prettyflour reviews
Bella with some backbone. A cynical smart ass who attracts the attention of the local brooding vampire, Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. Rated M for strong snark and lemons galore. Nominated for three Tomato Soup Awards!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,332 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3682 - Favs: 4,601 - Follows: 4,600 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Edward Cullen: Purse Snatcher by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. "Yeah, but do you think we should've told him that she's the police chief's daughter?" One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,439 - Reviews: 4002 - Favs: 3,440 - Follows: 2,502 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Life Happens, So Just Roll With It by mama4dukes reviews
Five years after the events in New Moon, the Cullens are living in New Hampshire and Edward is finally getting married. During a wild night out on the town, some of the Cullens run into a happy, more confident Bella who only has eyes for our favorite Major.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 554,526 - Reviews: 9603 - Favs: 5,129 - Follows: 2,574 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Soup by Jooles34 reviews
A little bit of Janto fluffiness to warm up a cold day. Going to add my random Janto fluffs as chapters here rather than new stories each time. All separate, all Janto. Some silly fluff, some meant as tender fluff.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,240 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Lover Shuffle by peter-pan-equals-luv reviews
*COMPLETE* Part two of my Shuffle universe. Now that their relationship status has been changed, Rachel, Sam and Puck now face the school in the aftershock. Hilarious drama and sexy times will ensue! Pucklevanberry, M for a reason! Mentions of slash
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,618 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13636 - Favs: 8,606 - Follows: 6,361 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Through The Looking Glass, Darkly by SpaceAnJL reviews
Sheldon subscribes to the many worlds theory, which posits the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons, in an infinite number of universes. He just never expected to meet one of them... Canonverse, pre S4 finale
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,321 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Truth by BlondeOnBlonde34 reviews
I really don't think Amy's speech in 'The Day of the Moon' was really directed at Rory. This is my idea of how it should have gone.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Forever by DeeDeeCat reviews
Alice and Hatter continue to make their lives together, life is a constant recoil...but they have each other, and all you need is love. This is the sequel to 'Always,' but can be read as a stand alone if you must. Epilogue posted! Bloody huge!
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 164,956 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
Dead and Blonde by Math Princess reviews
What if... Eric was the vampire charged with investigating the local telepath? How would that change Sookie's experience with vampires? How would it impact their relationship?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,221 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Don't Fear the Reaper by DoUFlanMe reviews
Edward tells Bella she's dead, and it sounds plausible. Also, he's really hot. Knights sometimes ride in on white hearses. A twisted tale of a mortician and the woman he loves. An undertaking between DoUTrustMe and BellaFlan. AH, OOC, Dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,113 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Broken Moonlight by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Jasper finds the new girl quite intriguing. With Edward recovering with Alice in Alaska, can Jasper get closer to Bella? Can he control himself enough to fall in love? Lem/Lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 100,007 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 1,679 - Follows: 1,628 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8933 - Favs: 5,914 - Follows: 3,942 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Like Fathers Like Son by DontReadAnyOfThisPlease reviews
Artemis Sherlock crossover from an idea provided by Aji xybolic . Artemis is Sherlock and John's son. Definitely contains slash as well as Artemis/Holly. This is currently only a one shot as I have no other ideas to continue it.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Artemis F., Sherlock H. - Complete
And Dream Away by smiles2go reviews
What happens when you take a fractured Wonderland story, drop it into an insane mind…and twist.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 96,477 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
Fruitcake by Wonderkin reviews
One-shot for the FML Contest. Poor Edward. His family thinks he's gay, and gives him a fruitcake at Christmas to symbolically let him know that they're okay with it. The trouble? He's straight. ExB. AH. Oh, boy. Link to the contest in the story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lady Of The Knight by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
One rainy night and a bit of bad luck has two complete strangers thrown together in a chance encounter. Bitter by an unfaithful wife Edward runs away to New York where he takes in an unlikely companion with a questionable occupation. Pretty Woman AU/AH,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,160 - Reviews: 3758 - Favs: 4,557 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Distractions by windchymes reviews
An unexpected discovery and Bella realises Edward lied when he left her. She is determined to find him, but as she searches she finds there is more to Edward Cullen than she ever realised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 184,779 - Reviews: 3427 - Favs: 4,368 - Follows: 1,658 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hope Is The Thing With Feathers by Terri Botta reviews
A Let Love In side story - Eric gives Sookie a gift
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 117,515 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Eric, Sookie
Whole World Can Change In A Minute by smc-27 reviews
She vaguely registers Quinn's sister saying things like 'car accident' and 'dead on impact' and 'they're gone, Rachel.' But who in the world would trust the man next to her with raising a child? Like it or not, they're in all this together. AU.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,897 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
5 Historical Events Amy Kissed the Doctor During by misscam reviews
If you asked the Doctor and you have, as you are reading this , he never initiated anything, never took any action that might lead to a predictable reaction, never sought companions and always just stumbled across them. Accidental. Always. Every time.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Crumbs in the Butter by Brumeier reviews
Hatter comes down with a mysterious illness and Alice has to figure out how to help him. But that's only the beginning of an adventure that will take them back to Wonderland!
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,440 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Unexpected by SexySiri reviews
When Jack finds out finds out he is pregnant how will Team Torchwood cope?
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,115 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Going Forward by Shanntarra reviews
Immediatly following "Journey's End". A story of the human Doctor and Rose picking up the pieces and going on with life. Sometimes the hardest things in life are getting what you always wanted but not in the way you had hoped.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,239 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T. - Complete
Better Man by seastarr08 reviews
AU - By day, Sookie and Eric are regular people, at first glance, but looks can be deceiving. Connected by their differences, they try to survive in a dangerous world, by using their abilities for good.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Game On Series by remuslives23 reviews
Ianto sets Jack a challenge. "Lots of things you can do with a stopwatch." Chapter fic.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,932 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Fountain of Youth by ShainaNight reviews
The Doctor and Amy decide to visit the legendary Fountain of Youth and find themselves accompanied by a certain Spaniard the Doctor isn't too fond of. Little do they know this is the one adventure that might just change everything.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 55,823 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4614 - Favs: 4,082 - Follows: 1,637 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Going Soft by Val-Creative reviews
It is not unfamiliar for the Doctor to wake up naked and to be somewhat fuzzy on the details. /ElevenxAmyxRory. Post-The Big Bang. Spoilers. Threesome. Fluff. Standalone.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/27/2010 - [11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy] Rory W. - Complete
When Worlds Collide by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
A vampire is a vampire, right? Not so much. What happens when one undead Viking encounters three golden-eyed fellows from Forks?
Crossover - Twilight & Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Edward, Eric - Complete
Speedbumps on the Way to Forever by Queen of the Castle reviews
Doctor/Rose. A rogue Torchwood agent crosses universes to end up on a bus on a planet called Midnight. Along the way, however, she discovers that there's a more important job to be done than just stopping the stars from going out.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,153 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Breaking vows by Molleyn reviews
A couple of mistakes leaves Rose stranded and the Doctor desperate to get her back. But even if he succeeds, will she forgive him? Drawings, bunnies, love seats and someone bumps their head. It ends well, I swear!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,893 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 2,562 - Follows: 300 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Waking Up by Brumeier reviews
A retelling of the movie from Hatter's POV, with added scenes to fill in some gaps.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,517 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 3,865 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Eternity Games by Tamilya reviews
James wasn't the only one who liked to play games. When Victoria catches up with Bella after the Cullens leave, she starts her own unique game of cat & mouse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 101,579 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Slow and Steady Wins the Race by NanaRie reviews
...At least that's what his mum always said. And Connor Temple certainly loved a challenge. Oneshot. Rated M for sMut. Connor/Abby.
Primeval - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,003 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Abby M., Connor T. - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12650 - Favs: 7,441 - Follows: 3,562 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
He Must Be In Want Of A Wife No, Really, He Must! by Dead Pan Contest reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that if you are tall, arrogant, proud and dead, you must be in want of a wife. Pride and Prejudice meets SVM.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,718 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Not the Stomach Flu by Glitter Poisoned My Blood reviews
In which Clary finds out that she does not have the stomach flu. But she does have something in her stomach… Humor J/C
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Always by DeeDeeCat reviews
Continues from "the kiss" in Syfy's "Alice" Mini-Series.I didn't want it to end! So I continued on with Alice & Hatter making a life with each other in her world.It isn't always easy, but all you need is love.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 133,591 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
Playing Games by sillysac reviews
A continuation of Rock Steady... Clary and Jace continue to develop their relationship, but when a new Shadowhunter enters the picture, things become complicated. Post COG, before COFA.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,645 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Life As You Know It by cenowar reviews
As the relationship between Rose and the Doctor develops, can he resist the temptation of his own selfishness? Follows every episode of season two. Sequel to Welcome To Your Life. TenRose. Complete.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,874 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 6/4/2007 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Fervent for Foreplay by Glitter Poisoned My Blood reviews
It's Jace and Clary's first time and what does Jace do? He makes mean remarks! “Don’t worry about it. It only hurts so much because I’m so big.” J/C Humor
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Ten People the Twilight Characters Never Met by Starshinedown reviews
A series of stand-alone one-shots in which the Twilight characters have encounters with folks from other fandoms. Including, but not limited to, Highlander, Buffy, Angel, Huck Finn, the Dark-Hunter series, and Supernatural. The multiverse collides here.
Crossover - X-overs & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,161 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Complete
Soap by sillysac reviews
Clary plus Jace plus soap. Complete/One-shot. Written before COFA.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 88 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Daedalus in Exile by EZRocksAngel reviews
After leaving Forks, Edward follows a path of weakness and isolation while eventually seeking redemption from the only person who can absolve him. Alternate Universe, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,525 - Reviews: 4797 - Favs: 2,505 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Slushie Shots by WheezerSneezer reviews
Mike gestured wildly and vaguely at Puck. “Dude! You think that I would know? I don’t know what goes on in their heads! Girls are crazy, and you picked the craziest one out there!” He paused, before quickly tacking on, “Rachel’s nice, though.”
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,483 - Reviews: 1848 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Puck, Rachel B.
I Have Gone Out by Nyah reviews
Would you rather eat from the tree of knowledge or remain a child in the garden forever? Eric/Sookie. End, part the first.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 96,579 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Reunite by unsedentary reviews
Sequel to Rebuild. Jack and Rose found each other, but there was a missing side in their triangle. Jack/Rose/Tenth Doctor
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Rose T., Jack H. - Complete
Rebuild by unsedentary reviews
They’re seeing dead people from their pasts come back to life, and cling to each other.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Rose T., Jack H. - Complete
The Seduction by NerdyArtsyUnderdog reviews
Two times Puck and Rachel try to seduce each other, and one time... well... you'll just have to read and see!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,391 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
A Time to Dine by Jooles34 reviews
Could Gwen and Owen ever enjoy a normal date? If they went on a date what would happen? And would Torchwood get in the way? Gwen/Owen fluff. Silly, but hopefully lovely, fluff.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,701 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Gwen C., Owen H. - Complete
Break Free by Astaralis reviews
When situations suddenly change for both Rachel and Puck they turn to each other for answers. I suck at summaries . Rated M for future holy whoa-ness.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,200 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
The Wizard of Forks by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
Support Stacie crackfic. Your favorite Twilight characters take a cracktacular journey from Kansas to the mythical land of Forks. Rated M for language, Roman Polanski jokes, and excessive urination. AH-ish, OOC. Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,082 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Complete
Howling At The Storm by The.Right.Doctor reviews
Fifty words, fifty sentences revolving around those words and the pair that even Satan himself could not tear apart. Short and sweet one-shot. Please R&R. T for innuendo and allusions. Mostly 10/Rose, some 9/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Plastic Passion by youbettago reviews
Sookie is dressed to impress for Pam's Halloween party. What will happen when she meets a shirtless hottie? AH/AU, ONESHOT. Halloween theme. Lemonade.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,274 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Don't Make an Empath and a Human Shield Mad by Chibi-Kari reviews
Post New Moon. Is possible to take revenge in a house with no secrets? Jasper/Bella friendship.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Rock Steady by sillysac reviews
It's the night before Clary's eighteenth birthday. Lemony... Post COG, before COFA and continued with Playing Games.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,079 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Vanilla and Chrome by theladyingrey42 reviews
I stared at him, taking in the steel bar above his brow, the line of helix studs along the curl of one ear, the swirls of green and black ink around his neck dipping down below his shirt. And then I looked deeper." Tattward & Inkella. AU/AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,180 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3918 - Favs: 4,256 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9186 - Favs: 16,583 - Follows: 3,619 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Left For Dead by Malanna reviews
Sequel to "Dead to Rights". After the battle for Sookie's survival, a tribunal has been called, and the vampire community is facing threats to their very existence. Spoilers for books 1-8 and 'Gift Wrap'.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,547 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 2,262 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Cowboys & Indians by Minisinoo reviews
Lessons on the road in a journey through time. Existentialism, a Texas pow-wow, a '67 Mustang, a bar brawl, Pocahontas, and Jack Kerouac. Sometimes, family is chosen, even if they're not who we expect. Jasper, Leah & Seth, Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,891 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Jasper, Leah - Complete
Imagination Land by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,017 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hovering by Tashilovet reviews
Shilo asks Grave Robber for something. S/Gr fluffy one-shot.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Complete
Kodak Moment by Terri Botta reviews
A Let Love In side story. The Monday photoshoot for Fangtasia's new calendar.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,656 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Let Love In by Terri Botta reviews
Eric decides it's time for him and Sookie to come to an understanding.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 209,764 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 2,835 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2877 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Drunk Redneck Wedding by AutumnDreamer reviews
While out drunk at the Hampton Inn Ball Room, Emmett convinces each of the couples to get married. One-shot. Rated: M. Fluff, verge of Cracktastic. Inspired by a real event in my family.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Major Jasper and Blackbird by Calendulam reviews
Bella talks in her sleep. Emmett gets an idea. Jasper/Bella bonding ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 234 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Cliché by DarlingVioletta777 reviews
She laughs, and Logan has never seen anything so beautiful in his life, even if it’s nothing but a damn cliché. Logan/Veronica post season three.
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Veronica, Logan - Complete
The Queen of the Stars by EclipseoftheTwilightMoon reviews
Edward met Bella as a baby & felt the connection but denied it. Alice saw Bella coming into Edward's life. Is Bella's destiny more important than she knows and does Carlisle and Alice know it? 1st Fanfic. Was rated T, now rated M for darker parts, semi AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 153,497 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
Brotherhood by LindaRoo reviews
The Cullen boys go hunting. Jasper can't stop quoting The Princess Bride, Emmett can't stop quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Edward, rather put out, responds with Shakespeare. Hilarity ensues! Co-written with the awesome Blondie AKA Robin.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,195 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008
The Computer Lab by BronzeStorm reviews
Carlisle and Esme are called into the school, but why? Who got in trouble this time and what does it have to do with the computer lab?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,712 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Practicing by nothingleft reviews
Bella convinces Edward they should 'practice' their self control before they get married. What effect will this have on them and the other members of their family? Funny, Fluffy, and, eventually, a little lemony. Sequel to The Talk, but stands alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,382 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
The Talk by nothingleft reviews
Edward's continuing worry about being with Bella before she's changed leaves him no choice but to have The Talk with Carlisle. Some things are too important to leave to chance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Cupcakes by Angel Ren reviews
As a class project, everyone has been asked to bring something homemade. Only, Edward can't cook. Bella offers to help. Mix in some Emmett, and there's a recipe for disaster! B&E Fluff
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Destined to Reign by Marisa reviews
COMPLETE Legolas becomes the personal bodyguard to the Rhûn king’s young daughter and as the years pass he confronts serious complications.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,258 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Legolas - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 135 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Welcome To Your Life by cenowar reviews
The most important things can be what we don’t see. Clips and companion pieces to every episode throughout season one, including some interlude pieces just for fun. Rated for themes and content. Romance. NineRose. First in a Series. [Complete]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,915 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Complete
Seed Pearls by HonorH reviews
When Rose loses all her memories of the Doctor, she knows that something is terribly wrong. Sometimes, though, the universe gives back even more than it takes away.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,846 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Complete
Tiger's Eye by elzebrook reviews
Jack couldn't believe his luck. He'd come here, intending to rile up the marital bliss a bit, and instead found the woman of his dreams lonely, single, desperate for affection and—most importantly—drunk. Post AWE JE, M for language and alcoholic smut.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,640 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 3,173 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
The ABC of writing Max and Alec smut by Kiwikatipo reviews
Mole and Dix come across a mysterious document from another dimension in an Eyes Only Folder. It seems to be an sex instruction sheet for adult writers about 452 and 494.
Dark Angel - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Max, Alec - Complete
Watson's Ghost by misscam reviews
Wherein the Doctor and Rose face a murder charge, Rose walks with ghosts, the Doctor tries for life and an alliance changes its nature. [TenRose]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,196 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Complete
Equinoxium by Lisette reviews
For the Powers That Be, the Balance is the Key and the Slayer is their tool. As such, they will do anything to restore the Balance on one world and retain it on another - no matter the cost.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 232,786 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/17/2005 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Buffy S., Legolas - Complete
Somebody's Baby reviews
Inspired by the song "Somebody's Baby"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Bella, Edward