"Common sense is not a gift; it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it."

(Beware: This profile is rated 13-plus due to language and just other general T stuff)

Just your average everyday critic.

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Name: Go ahead, just take a wild guess. If you get it right, I'll tell you everything you want to know about Rainbow' and more. Until then, just call me Soda.

Aliases: I have many (though I don't use them all); RainbowSoda, Soda Rainbow, Tokyo Pri, StrawberryPeach and The Destroyer! (Ok, maybe not that last one but that's beside the point). My more famous Guest tag, though, is the almighty, absolutely fearsome and earth-shatteringly epic!: Tiffany TooShy.

Alternate Accounts: For those of you interested, I actually have another FanFiction account that I use to publish stories, but that's none of your con-cer-nnn! ;P I occasional refer to myself in third-person because of this, since 'Soda is like a whole 'nother person.

Age: Somewhere between 5 and 500.

Sex: That's entirely up to your perception (Hint: it may not be your first thought). For the time being, I shall refer to myself as a Shim.

Orientation: Heterosexual - Straight.

Appearance: Let's see now... I have hair. And eyes. Oh, AND a nose! :D Voldemort ain't got nothin' on me

Personality: Unknown. Very selective. Kinda Ten-Faced... Maybe.

Traits: I'll tell you this right now - I am brutal. When I review, I won't give you cushy-cushy fake compliments or a sugar-coated words; instead I'll give you the details upfront and solid. I'm like a viper; swift and deadly, with sharp blows that aren't at all softened. I strike quick and fast, pinpointing the exact negatives and sweeping over the neutral ground. If I give you praise, then you can be sure that I mean it; however, I don't hand freebies, so don't count on getting any at all. But, if there's one thing I am, it's honest.

(Then again, I can be sarcastic, modest, helpful or even sly so, meh, don't take anything I say for granted)

Likes: Soda (duh), cookies, giving criticism (obviously), seeing people get p*ssed off, food, napping, lava lamps, supporting gay rights, and Mary Sue Facepalm. Also, I love PMs, so please feel free to drop one by (positive, negative or neutral; I don't mind at all).

Dislikes: People who can't take criticism (snort-worthy as they are), feeling uneasy after eating too much, the ridiculous amounts of homework that have not helped me thus far in my life, and when I cannot connect to the internet.

Interests: Reading, writing, drawing, painting, playing the keyboard, Cards Against Humanity and watching people throw hissy fits.

Quotes:
[Coming soon. Includes the Sword Art Online-, Naruto- and RWBY Abridged Series]

Fandoms: Naruto (a good portion of Shippuden, also), InuYasha, InuYasha: Final Act, Sword Art Online (first arc only), Gakuen Alice, K-On, Lucky Star, Pokemon (general), Pokemon: Origins (the first half), Shugo Chara, RWBY, Baka and Test, Death Note, Fairy Tail, Clannad, Soul Eater, Ouran High School Host Club, Vampire Knight, Toradora, Cardcaptor Sakura, Tokyo Mew Mew, Fruits Basket, Pokemon (general), Harry Potter, Hunger Games (the concept of the first one), Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Scooby Doo, Vocaloid, Misc

(Note: those are just the ones that come to mind right away)

What I'd Do In:
SAO - Dude, I would totally be an Info Broker (after competing in the Closed Beta, obviously), and would definitely ship myself with Argo :3 If she's the Rat, I'm the Swine.

Baka and Test - According to this and this, I got the results of B-B-C-B, so I'm gonna say that my class would be, well, B. I'd occasionally slink into other classes to kill some time, and I'd probably propose starting up some battles from time to time just to amuse myself (maybe once every three months or so). I wouldn't want to switch classroom equipment since what B's already got is decent, and I'd be against versing F or E because, let's face it, they've got enough crap to last them a life time. I don't think that we can top what they've already got in terms of wtf-ness. As for my position... I want to say second-in-command, after getting less votes to be class rep than the other person, but it would depend on who else there is *Shrug*

Death Note - If I found one of those things, I'd hang onto it but I don't think that I'd actually try and see if it worked; I'd use it to take notes, and maybe doodle in it a bit... And that's about it.

Harry Potter - Well, this tells me that I belong to Ravenclaw; the House for the clever, witty, intelligent and knowledgeable. Following that, Gryffindor, Hufflepuff then Slytherin (strange. I thought for sure that Slytherin would be higher in points. Looks like I'm not as bad as I thought *Smile*)

Ahh... It's good to be here!

Signed, RainbowSoda.