A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. Featuring a boomerang, a furious Lucius Malfoy and loads of whipped cream- not in that order, though . Read and review! Warnings: Slash. Rated T for safety.

He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.

Harry keeps awaking wrapped around Draco, who does Not Do Cuddling with all the extra seriousness the capitalisation awards. Cracky schmoop ensues.

Something happens to Hermione leaving her in a horrible predicament. Some Slytherin's aren't exactly what they seem and will one help her through the school year? After OotP. M for language and light sensuality.

Following HalfBlood Prince and Deathly Hallows very closely, Harry and Draco share a secret relationship. Will Draco be able to protect him, or will Harry die without ever experiencing true love? NC17, character death, m/m, first time, bottom!Draco

Pre-epilogue Mockingjay. How Katniss and Peeta slowly pick up the pieces and begin again. My version of a fourth book for the Hunger Games series. Secret toastings, lots of plotting, crass drunk Haymitch and even a cake scene.

One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.

Scorpius and Albus have spent the night together, but when discovered by Draco Malfoy will they be able to keep each other, and can Harry use the past to talk Draco in to letting them be together? - Albus Potter/Scorpius Malfoy. Past Harry/Draco. COMPLETE.

Jilted at the altar, two friends find strength in each other. Sirius/Remus

COMPLETED. Hogwarts students are in danger; Harry is determined to save them all. There's only one thing he knows for certain: Draco Malfoy is somehow involved. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content. Daily updates.

Quick, short, sweet. HPDM established relationship. One-shot, NC-17.

A medieval tale of ancient prophecies, chivalrous duelling and a forbidden love between a Slytherin Prince and a lowly knight. Eventual Harry/Draco. Complete.

"Miss Granger, you are in grave danger," he said slowly. "But the Ministry can offer you a safe place." "Where is this place?" Hermione said shakily. The man took a deep breath and looked into those brown eyes. "What do you know of Malfoy Manor?"

Though not as careful as Harry when it comes to the rules, Auror Ron Weasley tries to be good. Really. But now that Harry has a new partner, Ron just seems to find himself needing something a little stronger whenever the Head Auror's involved.

Or, Don't Look A Gift House in the Mouth. In the days, weeks and months following the final battle, can two men set aside their differences in order to guarantee the safety and survival of an innocent child? NC-17 HPDM

A Quidditch game with the Weasley crew is always fun, unless the only thing on your mind is proposing! A Quidditch game to remember, with a more than happy ending, and a confused Ron. Harry/Ginny. Ron/Hermione. HG and R/Hr. Post DH, but before epilogue.

Lucius curses Harry and Draco to a forced marriage. But they're not required to be with each other, only live together, so both pursue other relationships. As time passes, however, things change. HPDM, HPGW, HPOMC, DMAG. COMPLETE.

"Do you really think Potter is capable of hating you for loving him?" Years after the War, Harry's life changed. Three children and a funeral later, Draco finds him scrambling to keep his life from falling apart. Harry/Draco Slash. IN PROGRESS!

A Sequel to one-shot LOOSEN UP MY BUTTONS! Please read that first, if you haven't already! In this Non-Magical AU, Draco is determined to win over Harry Potter, the wild but stubborn band-junkie. But Potter is hesitant to commit...

Two years after the war, a young stranger pays a visit to the burrow. His arrival alone is baffling, but the news he brings of an upcoming war turns the world upside down. Hermione's quiet, post-war life will never be the same.

After five years of silence in a mental institution, Harry speaks. "Malfoy," he murmurs. Why would he speak the name of his Slytherin counterpart? So begins the treatment with Draco in the forefront of it all. Harry/Draco SLASH! COMPLETE!

Potter has cake. How rude. DrabbleFAIL for dysonrules. HPDM. AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. Daftness ahoy!

Being a father was not like Harry had imagined.

The whole truth and nothing but the truth. And a bit of weirdness. Harry/Draco SLASH! Obviously...

A bit of fluff. Harry writes Draco some letters. Just from boredom.

ONE SHOT: In this non-magical AU, Draco tries to convince a band junkie Harry that he's worth his time... A/N: So I wrote this maybe 3 years ago and I decided it needed a rehaul to get up to par with the level the sequel is at. Please give it a read!

All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.

On one of their Auror missions, Harry gets trapped in a cupboard under the stairs. HPDM, established relationship, one-shot.

Draco and Potter once again find themselves fighting. But what happens when Draco's spell goes wrong, and he has to take care of an indisposed Potter? Eventual DracoXHarry, rated M for later chapters. Post-War Fic

Harry and Draco find out the hard way that the line between hate and love is a fine one, and that somewhere between the Battle of Hogwarts and being thrust back together as Hogwarts eighth years, they may have just crossed it.

Remus and Sirius decided to give Harry The Talk a few months after the final battle. But has Harry already done the deed, so to say? And with whom exactly? And is that...Lucius Malfoy fainting? COMPLETE!

HPDM, HPGW, oneshot. Harry drinks a potion that he hopes will show him his future. Sometimes ignorance is bliss. COMPLETE.

When Harry decides to quit Auror Training in order to care for young Teddy over the summer, he has quite enough to worry about without Pansy Parkinson dumping a mute Draco Malfoy on his doorstep. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.

HPDM slash. Veela don't have destined mates, and thank Merlin for that. Draco wants to date Harry simply because he likes him. But Harry has excellent reason not to date him, and the discovery sends Draco on a journey he didn't envision. COMPLETE.

Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D

When Harry is injured, the secret is out. Will their relationship last such a startling revelation? Harry/Draco

Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.

HPDM slash, oneshot. At a time when most wizards are thinking about the weather, Draco has better things to do. Very fluffy. COMPLETE.

When one door closes, another one opens... with a bit of a push. Life, love and complications. Sequel to Reparations. HPDM slash. COMPLETED.

Harry tries to put his life back together after the fall of Voldemort, but it’s more complicated than he thought. And he hadn’t counted on war changing everything around him so much. H/D slash. Spoilers. NOT epilogue compliant!

In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.

Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.

Students from all four Houses land in detention after their New Year's Eve plans are discovered. Will their hasty new year's resolutions have unexpected consequences? H/D, with other pairings. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content

In a burst of unexplained magic, Harry Potter’s Auror partner Draco Malfoy has simply disappeared. Frantic with worry, terrified that something really terrible has happened to the other man, Harry realizes that what he feels for him just might be more tha

Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

There were certain things about her husband's past that Mrs. Malfoy was not aware of. Well, not for long. This is a sort of sequel to Being Mrs. Malfoy. :

Because nothing is as complicated as being a Malfoy wife.

He moved in more than three weeks ago, but Harry still hadn’t gotten used to seeing a half-dressed Draco Malfoy rummaging through the refrigerator first thing in the morning. Oneshot. AU. HP/DM.

Why would a letter from Scorpius make Draco so sulky? Did it have something to do with the people Scorpius called 'friends? Sequel to my other story 'To Hogwarts'. One shot.

At night, Ginny watches Harry sleep.

Five years after the war, Draco returns from his travels abroad. His first step back into wizard high society is not an easy one, but he won't have to go it alone.

Draco catches Harry out after curfew. First in the After Hours series. H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

A look into the life of Harry and Ginny Potter who have to deal with a son who definately lives up to the name James Sirius. There is a little bit of McGonagall cuteness thrown in as well. HP/GW First part of the 'Namesake Series.' Cover art! Complete!

Hogwarts graduation night, and Draco escapes to the top of the Astronomy Tower.

The Weasley Family is in shock. Magic or not; it's not normal for three children to fall from thin air on to your sitting room floor. H/G Oneshot

Harry is an under-utilized Auror and Draco is an auditor for Gringotts. He lives to torment the Ministry and, of course, Harry Potter. He is also a Registered Animagus. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

The Autobiography of Ginny Weasley. Her point of view from book one to book seven and beyond, complete with missing moments and everything. Over 800 reviews and nearly 130,000 hits! Written before December 1, 2007. Last Updated August 16, 2008.

Two years after the final battle Harry Potter has endured devestating losses including his love Draco Malfoy. Then Hermione comes up with a plan go back to before the curse began and try again. A second chance at love, at happiness...

The Gryffindor boys play a drinking game and surprising secrets are revealed. Ron/Harry SLASH. Rating: PG13

Draco's embraced his inner Ferret. Now it's Harry's turn. Starring Veela!Draco, mpreg, an old wives' tale, and a Weddiwizard.

She sat at our kitchen table doing those stupid word puzzles in The Daily Prophet.She'd be doing this tomorrow, and the next day, and probably every day for the rest of her life.I wanted to be there to see her do them all. [HG]

Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]

[HD SLASH] Post-Hogwarts, Harry comes to visit him in the hospital. Draco would be grateful, if he hadn't lost the power of internal monologue. Twisted.