Edwardz-lover
What up my homie G's? LOL, well this is my page. Your welcome to read it but if your a stalker or something i have nothing intresting on here. Name:Jay!! Age:Like I would tell you. Country: U.S.A Baby! Gender: Female Heres some stuff about me!! WHOO! :) Fave movies: Blades of Glory(so funny!), Spongebob Squarepants movie(still a kid at heart), Twilight!!(even though its not out yet. aw), Benchwarmers(hilarous!), Date movie(krump it up), and Transformers! Fave books: Twilight!! New Moon!! Eclipse!! Breaking Dawn!! The host, Its a mall world after all, The lighting theif, The sea of monsters Fave bands: Boys like girls!! All Ameican Rejects, Jonas Brothers(not to much though), The beatles(classic), Avril Lavigne, and Panic! at the Disco 10 weird things about me!! 1) Im deathly afraid of peacocks (its not funny!!) 2) I love Spider-man (best super hero eva!) 3) My fave color is Blue (Idk, i just thought you might just want to know) 4) I like math, just not the teacher (I know NERD!) 5) Im in love with Robert Pattinson (Hes so hott!) 6) My fave food is ribs (everything is good with bbq sauce) 7) I have a dog named Sedona (golden retreiver, except she doesn't retrive) 8) My best friend and I have spun in a spiny chair for 3 mintues strait ( we fell as soon as we stopped) 9) I hate Miley Cyrus/ Hannah Montana, who ever she is!! (shes just bugs me, dont ask) 10) I like 2 guys at the same time (whoo im good) Just some Fun stuff!! Yay fun stuff!! Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916 Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843 Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916 Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901 Heck Sexier Than Anyone sice 1901 Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life Things you need to know: Emmett is the strongest Edward is the fastest but Jasper can sit in a corner alone and still make you feel Jealous 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile If you love telling jokes, and being a riot put this on your profile If you love music, put this on your profile Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night. What's another word for thesaurus? Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet! Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail...A best friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn that was fun!' My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states. The soptaneous rally will began at 1:45 If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isnt. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life! A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths The cops never find it as funny as you do. I cdnuolt blviee taht I cloud aulactly uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanig. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in wht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be tatol mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wohle. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipomorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back! My night in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil. Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes. smile because I have no idea what’s going on. Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. If you think Edward Cullen is the cutest boy on the planet copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've reread TWILIGHT and NEW MOON over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your pro. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Cullen, copy this into your profile. If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and pastes this onto your profile. If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile 92 percent of teenagers would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it's not cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile. (i did this and felt so stupid) If you have ever run into a door, C&P If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your pro. If you think the kids should just stop chasing Lucky and leave the freakin' leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, then copy this to your profile If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste! If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann -- Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARRIBBEAN -- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabteh, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YUR PROFILE!! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste into your pro If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile Chocolate chip cookies are the best! If you agree C&P!! I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (lol, Robert Pattinson) My mother taught me about WEATHER. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass. A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" Fast Food Freestyle You know you live in 2008 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did Random Quiz! 1) What are you doing right now? UUUHHHHH, typing and listening to music (avril lavigne) 2) Do you have a gun? Me with a gun haha funny, wait you were serious? 3) What was the last three things you bought? Clay, Twilight Cd, and my cell phone case 4) Whos your favorite family member? My cousin, we always do random stuff 5) Where are you right now? In your closet, jk. in the computer room 6) What are most afraid of? PEACOCKS!! 7) What was the last thing you ate? Chips and Salsa 8) What is it like outside? Dark and wet (rain) 9) Do you get hyper? Me hyper, nnnaaaawwww. jk yeah, whats it to you? 10) Do you like to color? Sometimes, depends on what im coloring. I made blue meatballs at a restraunt with my friend 11) Name three things that your thinking right now! UUUUUGGGGHHHH Robert Pattinson is ssssooooo hott! Salsa is spicy 12) Whats on your shirt? Tansformers, all the way! 13) Where would you like to travel? Eroupe, they have a huge aquarium and Robert (hehehe) 14) Do you sing inthe shower? Yes, and im proud of it! 15) What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? No school! WWHHHOOO! 16) What song do you want to be played at your wedding? When you look me in the eyes by the Jonas Brothers (i know cheesy) 17) What song would you want to be played at your funeral? I like big butts, jk. i dont know! why am i dying soon? 18) Are you random? Yes, why yes i am. 19) What something that you want to do? Learn to play the guitar 20) What are you plan on doing in the future? Be a marine biologist! Thanks for reading! WHOO GO HYPERNESS!! |
