I don't know what the fuck I am doing.

I have never seen any of the star wars movies but I went to see the newest one with a group of people and I waited until ten minutes before the movie ended to lean over and whisper "Who the fuck is Luke Skywalker" and I think that's something you should know if you want to judge me as a person.

I wear too much flannel and care too much about my makeup. My writing's probably not that good but I used to write really awful maximum ride stories when I was eleven so now I'm trying to redeem myself in some way by writing kind of better ones.

I also really love stories about drunk people written by people who have never been drunk.

I don't know what else to put here.