Everything about this mission went wrong. Laxus forgot his toothbrush, lost his sleeping bag, and now he's cursed with something he never thought would be a weakness: his own hair. He has to get through the next few days with super long hair without going totally insane. Luckily he has Freed, who knows all too well how to handle long locks... and an irate Lightning Dragon Slayer.

Or Shit That Makes Creek Adorable. pt. 4 of the Sweet Creek Series [Creek] [platonic!Tyde] {request a two word drabble}

Everybody's got one. Some are harder to break than others, but with enough pressure applied, sooner or later even the strongest fall apart into little pieces. Obito's death made a crack in Kakashi. When he returned as the enemy of the world, he finishes the job - he makes Kakashi shatter. (The stubborn bastard just keeps putting himself back together, though.) ObiKaka YAOI

Sequel to Evil Innocence. After the effects of the past, Sasori and Deidara are on the run. Presumed dead, how much have the two changed since before? Will they be able to stick together no matter what? How much more will they find out about each other? All will be revealed. Rated T for violence and swearing, ratings may change later on. SasoDei, Yaoi. Please review!

One bed, four Raijinshuu. They attempt to sleep all close together, but Laxus has a little problem. It's all Freed's fault. He's the one purposely thrusting up against Laxus' groin, driving him crazy. Devious and dominant Freed!

When Cartman discovers a new way to earn cash, a trainwreck of events such as: Stan and Kyle questioning their sexuality, Kenny attempting to break Butters and his canadian girlfriend up, and Token and Clyde pretending to be Asian Girls, soon follow. Meanwhile Craig and Tweek tackles with their unresolved sexual tension. Creek, Style and eventual Bunny. Rated T for the cussing.

The holiday rush just isn't bringing money into the coffee shop. Craig doesn't wonder why. The place kind of sucked anyways. [Christmas gift to kofukune!]

A little peek at what happened after the events of Tweek vs Craig.

[Creek] pt. 1 of the Sweet Creek Series

A short Oneshot based on a real conversation. Deidara accidentally sends his Danna something inappropriate, leading the redhead to question his partner's browsing history. WARNING: SasoDei. Don't like? Don't read. AU.

"I hate you, so much." Craig taunts Tweek, triggering the start of a brutal, bloody, dangerous...prank battle. Game on.

Craig decides to watch gay porn as an attempt to improve Tweek's and his relationship. Creek

Because of Eric Cartman's supposed "genius mind", Mr. Garrison's fourth grade class is sent twenty years into the future! Now they have to keep away from their future selves, accept their inevitable marriages, and deal with their bratty children. All the while trying to find a way to get back to 2014! Multiple pairings obviously wow.

Only child, Deidara Iwa and his parents decide that It's time to add a new member to the family, and believe that the best choice is to adopt one around Deidara's age. But what if this "New brother" Isn't so nice and innocent as everyone believes him to be? What if Deidara is the only one who notices this? Based on the movie "Orphan". SasoXDei. Please review!

Mr. Garrison has developed a new plan to get same-sex marriage banned, Instead of eggs, he's assigning his now teenage class to take care of flour sacks, a weird little fic that proves...Teenagers make horrible parents. Pairings are Style,Bunny,Creek and Tyde.

As a result of childhood curiosity, one kiss between two boys of South Park will mean trouble for the small mountain town. It's up to our favorite boys to put an end to another bad decision made by the parents. Lots of pairings most of them gay. Hence the title.

Tweek has a seemingly endless list of fears, thunder being one of them. Will Craig be able to calm him down? / wow that sucked im so sorry ; ; Also this is my *first ever* fanfiction so I'm aware its probably not great uvu' - CREEK - Boy x Boy, don't like don't read!

Another one of those weird crack fairy tail parodies. CREEK and other pairings.

Short one-shot. Sasori complains to Pein about his new blonde partner, resulting in an unamused reaction from the man, and some very hurt feelings. Rated T for language. Slight, slight, slight SasoDei at the end, but only if you squint. Please review!

Megatron angers one God too many and Primus finally deems it time he and his Decepticon followers learnt a cruel lesson. But will they change after seeing life through the eyes of the humans in one of the poorest places on the planet. Eventual Slash.

Little one-shots of little importance. Kisses between the Decepticon Warlord and his treacherous Air Commander. Suggestions welcome. M/SS

Two Decepticons, a vigorous round of sex, and one brave Agent Fowler stuck in the middle. Explicit sticky slash. Megatron/Starscream

Freed finally caves to Bixlow about going to a Sauna with the other male members of Fairy Tail. Natsu decides on pulling some mischief with unforeseen results. *Yaoi Warning* Laxus x Freed

All it took was one wrong move to make Fried learn the hard truth- Laxus is a dragon. Fried belongs to him. Forever. Back story to Fried's and Laxus's relationship in 'What's so Special About Me' and 'What I Love About You'.

Once again Hidan is bored at the Akatsuki base, so he decides to go and visit Deidara, but Deidara already has a visitor. SasoDei. Graphic Yaoi. Voyeurism. Slight bondage.

Akutsu has always been mesmerized by Sengoku's smile.

Due to a certain rule of the Grand Magic Games, each team must stay in the same hotel room for the duration of the Games. How do Mirajane, Juvia, Gajeel, Laxus and Jellal get along in close quarters?

Laxus has always been a lady's man, but when he develops feelings for Freed, one of his closest friends, he doesn't know how to cope. Can he accept this unexpected change of heart before he loses Freed for good? (Shonen Ai/Yaoi - Rated M for language and suggestive adult content)

Grocery shopping isn't usually an adventurous outing for the Raijinshuu's captain, Freed Justine, until his team mates decide to tag along. And where they go, disaster inevitably strikes.

Itachi listens in on Sasori and Deidara having a very... interesting conversation. Suggestive themes.

By making Zero drink his blood Kaname traps the silver-haired hunter in the world of despair and his dark desires. Now the pureblood is the only one who can save him from falling to the End. But will he save Zero or make him fall even further with him..? KxZ, some non-con&rape - ON HIATUS.

Craig's twenty-second birthday is going horribly wrong - until he comes home, that is. Fluffy Creek smut for MrSuperZebra. Oneshot.

There's nothing more that Naruto wants to see then Gaara, whimpering and debauched from pleasure, lying unravelled beneath him covered in sweat. But with the man's stony, quiet persona; that might be quite a hard task to accomplish. NaruGaa

It's that dream again. The one that Akutsu hates. He's going to do something about it. AkutsuSengoku lemon.

Long term effects of caffeine abuse can include stunted growth, weight loss, short and long-term memory loss and erratic movement of the body twitching . It's gotta affect the Creek relationship /somehow/.

A serie of independent drabbles about Naruto and Gaara. Together. NaruGaaNaru. Second chapter up. Happy Birthday, Naruto!

Craig makes up some interesting names for every one of his contacts, a special name too. Ruby asks who each name is and why they're named that. INCLUDES CREEK But it's a conversation between Craig and his little sister.

The annual South Park High School Fair is this weekend and Tweek has to volunteer at the one booth he wants to be in the least.

Craig has a weakness for cute things, which is why he secretly loves Tweek. One day he sees Tweek doing the most adorable thing every and he can't help but act on his feelings.

"See? A book. A fictional book. And there are gnomes in here, Tweek, I'll bet you anything, and that just proves they're nothing more than imagination." SLASHish CraigTweek

Yuuki buys a love potion with the intention of swooning her two favorite vampires, but what she didn't think to do was read the side effects. K/Z. Birthday gift for KanameZero4Eva. Happy belated birthday, KZ4E!

CraigXTweek. Oneshot. Don't like, don't read. When Craig was invited to Tweek's house for coffee, he never intended to have sex. How could just one kiss lead to all this?

In which Xanxus finally tries to prove how much of a woman Squalo could actually be.

Just a random thing I did for laughs. Think Kenny, Craig, Tweek, and the idea of porn. You know you're interested. XD

Natsu muses over the reason why he loved waking up early in the morning. Cheesiness, sap and fluff ahead. NatsuxGray.

M/SS, TC/SW - Upon learning that Seekers have their own special 'wing symbol' language, Megatron uses that information to seduce Starscream.

G1. Starscream discovers the human custom of Trick or Treating and decides to tease his leader about the Megatron Halloween costume. The little confrontation has unexpected results, however.

Craig wants to sleep. But someone gave Tweek coffee before bed. With sugar. Creek.

G1; Just who is Megatron punishing - Starscream, or the entire Decepticon army? Hinted Megatron x Starscream, nothing graphic.

Infected with cosmic rust, Megatron has to literally fight for his life. Can he win this battle? And what role does Starscream play?

Clyde, after hearing from Craig, finds out that the girls have started making lists again. And this time, the one the boys are trying to get their hands on is the 'Couples List'. Full of secret crushes and private relationships. Stan isn't happy. Style

Oneshot. Deidara is awoken by a fierce thunderstorm that is shaking the Akatsuki base. Luckily Sasori is there to take care of the little "problem" that thunderstorms cause for Deidara. Yaoi, SasoDei, Fetish. Rated M for naughty content.

TFA: When Megatron tries to recruit the city of Vos for his Decepticon army, their terms of acceptance aren't quite what he was expecting. Rated T for safety, eventual slash.

Tweek was forced by Cartman and a few others to ask people for hugs. But who would want to touch a loser like him? CrEek Warning: Epic Fail.

Hidan swears, Kakuzu throws ramen, Itachi is blind, and eveyone's betting Deidara and Sasori are gay. OS.

Yep, that's how I like it, nice and boring. Even when that's not true when it comes to Tweek Tweak. Because Tweek's Tweek, he makes coming to school everyday worthwhile. That's not gay, right? Craig/Tweek, Craig's POV

Adopted from the TF bunny farm. Seekers have their own culture that other 'bots don't fully understand... which is how Megatron ended up accidentally proposing to Starscream. And Starscream has no intention of letting him back out of it...

G1. One shot. When the Decepticons get caught up in the Christmas fever, Starscream and Megatron are forced to exchange presents. The road to the perfect gift is full of bad intentions.

Megatron's first encounters with Starscream: the selection of a new Air Commander. Decepticon courtship is sometimes fast and to-the-point. Other times it's a long, drawn-out tease. Same continuity as "Concerning Flight."

Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!

There's something wrong, but Skywarp just can't quite put his finger on it... Oneshot, hinted Megatron x Starscream

Set in the "Shattered Glass" continuity, Starscream reflects on his other dimensional self. Megatron x Starscream fluff, oneshot

Thanks to sharing a tent with Naruto, Gaara now knows what a 'boner' is... and promptly decides that he'd like to have one too. Will Naruto be able to overcome his embarrassement and help his friend? Warning: Fluffy Porn.

The night before Naruto's team returns to Konoha, Gaara has one last request.

TF:A - There is a fine line between love and hate. Megatron x Starscream, from Megatron's POV

Why is the Akatsuki crowded in a small bathroom, gazing intently at a hole in the wall? And why aren’t Deidara and Sasori enjoying the show? Why, because they are the show, of course. SasoDei. REWRITTEN ... KIND OF.

Oneshot, MegatronxStarscream, from Megatron's POV. We're a long way from home.

It's valentines day and Itachi decides to play Love Doctor…though only this one time. He has two patients. Deidara and Sasori…can the one-time Love Doctor work his magic? Yaoi, lemon, bondage, kinkyness, plotting Itachi and sappy-ness XD Valentines Stor

G1, S2 - A domestic abuse charity ask Jazz to help them reach out to Starscream. Implicit slash, explicit violence.

[G1] On a mission to trail and survey Autobot movements, Starscream discovers at least one reason to tolerate humans...and he gets an air freshener out of it. [Oneshot]

G1, S2 - Megatron and Starscream discover something about humans that they didn't want to know.

G1, preEarth - Starscream wakes up with a hangover and a horrible surprise.

Sometimes, Craig just doesn’t get Tweek. Hints of CraigTweek

In light of this being my 100th story, we have some fun with Craig. CraigTweek

What happens when Gaara confuses lust with bloodlust? NaruGaara. Oneshot.

Diplomatic relations may be hard to maintain when one is in heat. Gaara's visit to Konoha has the worst timing possible. Or the best. [NaruGaa. Twoshot.]

It's Sasori's birthday, and everyone wants to get him a good gift. He, of course, just wants to be left alone.

[SasoDei] Deidara has an obsession that is a secret until Sasori finds out. [Graphic yaoi. Don't like, don't read.]

[NarutoGaara pairing] The Kazekage has a problem and Naruto is called in to solve it.

Akutsu is sick and needs someone to take care of him. Especially a certain lucky person. AkuSen.

Energon Megatron ponders the reality of the 'new' Starscream, and how it has affected him. slash implied, but very light

As Megatron comes back from a battle and meeting, someone waits for him ...

G1. Megatron and Starscream find out the hard way why you shouldn't get drunk around your subordinates. [WARNING for mm slash, innuendo and general vulgarity. Rrated to be on the safe side.]