Just a bunch of Sherlock sick fics. They're my guiltiest pleasure and I love reading them, and found that I get a lot of (rather dark) delight out of writing them. I hope you enjoy! Time to start torturing the boys at Baker Street.

Sherlock gets sick and then has to go to a case... what happens at this case? Will people change there opinion of a certain sociopath?

"How is it that you get sick when Mary and I are BOTH out of town?" John asked, over the phone, and Sherlock groaned and grumbled an "I dunno", but the better question was: why was he letting Mycroft take care of him instead? [Holmes brothers bonding sickfic]

John Watson and Sherlock Holmes have a relationship, have just begun sleeping in each other's beds, and John has a nightmare about Afghanistan. Sherlock's a bit new to being a comforting boyfriend.

They need each other to get through the nightmares of the night.

John's been having nightmares. Sherlock is going to fix them. Rated for eventual sex.

Sherlock is sick and refuses to go to the hospital, forcing John take care of him. Hurt/Sherlock.

Sherlock picks a scary movie for John and him to watch after a bout of boredom. No one planned on Sherlock getting scared and John's natural reactions to having him so close might give away his feelings. BoyXBoy. Don't leave hate, just gracefully skip over if you don't like! Rate T for a small amount of steam and some language. Waaayyy after Season 3 and some season 4 rumors. RWC!

Sherlock has been having nightmares every night for the last fortnight. John wants him to open up and tell him what they're about so he can help. When he does, it's worse than what John imagined. But surely, they can work it out? One-shot.

John is suffering from nightmares. They're a mix between war and Sherlock. After months of torture and constantly checking to make sure he's okay, Sherlock takes matters into his own hands and attempts to get to the bottom of it. This is extremely fluffy and a total Johnlock. If you don't like it don't read it. Takes place after Mary has died.

For a Prompt: Sherlock and John are having dinner at the Holmes' place. Sherlock's mother cooks a huge dinner, both boys end up eating more than just a bit too much, and try not to let it show/make it too obvious. Belly stuffing, overeating, belly kink within!

Sherlock gets badly sick with the flu, so he texts John while he's absent from the flat. (Text format) No slash.

"Sherlock was lying on his side in the white hospital bed, his arms pulled in to protect his stomach, his eyes closed. He looked tiny curled up in such a vulnerable position and John felt an odd urge to protect him."

A compilation of 4 scenarios in which Sherlock was sick in front of John. And one where the roles were reversed. COMPLETE.

An error during a scientific experiment makes Sherlock become pregnant. Mpreg, obviously. Not slash.

Sherlock has dealt with a mystery illness for four years. Sent away from doctors and still undiagnosed, he learns to cope. However, when it becomes worse and his good friend Dr Watson notices, he sets about helping him. A good old sick!fic and some solid platonic bromance. Rated T to be safe. Reviews greatly appreciated.

Sherlock disappeared for a few days and has come home sick and smelly. John takes care of him by giving him a bath.

John doesn't feel too good and being locked in a room at the bottom of the British library without any means to contact the outside world doesn't help matters.

Titled inspired by the song by B-mike. Omegaverse. John finds out he's pregnant, but Sherlock made it clear he doesn't want a child. Will he change his mind? Story revolves around the good and the hard times of Sherlock and John as they try to start a family, and protect the unborn child from the dangers their life brings. mpreg, johnlock, fluff, family, rated 'T' to be safe

Prompt: Sherlock realizes John always stares at heavier men, so he starts trying to put on weight, hoping John will find him more attractive? Except John's oblivious at first… he notices Sherlock eating but doesn't really notice the weight until Scotland Yard folks point it out. Once he notices he can't stop staring, and encouraging. Johnlock. belly kink, fat kink.

For a Prompt: John suddenly feels artistic and paints on Sherlock's tummy. Both enjoy the intimacy very much, and there is much fluff and cuddles. Johnlock, belly kink, stuffed tummy.

For a Prompt by SirienneHolmes: Sherlock is more annoying than usual, snapping at everyone and making life hell for the general populace. John decides to see if a little food in Sherlock's system would help. Cue Sherlock actually liking food more than he says he does, and John deciding he'd like to help him with that. Johnlock or friendship. hunger kink

For a prompt: Teenlock with Sherlock and John ready to go off to different universities. Both end up accidentally gaining while away and notice the freshman fifteen on each other when they meet up again for Christmas holidays. Weight gain, first kiss, alternate universe within.

Yes, it finally happens: Sherlock Holmes gets sick. What is the aftermath of it? Read to find out! Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own Sherlock. Enjoy. R&R!

Pretty self explanatory. John is sick, Sherlock is worried, when Sherlock stops being worried John misses worried Sherlock.

Being a doctor doesn't prevent John from catching a stomach bug, and being the most rude, arrogant, and all around... you know... doesn't mean that Sherlock can't help take care of a friend when he's ill. T for a sweary John!

Dealing with cramps shouldn't be a one person job. Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics/Omegaverse, BDSM, Hurt/Comfort, Mpreg themes, sub!John.

Sherlock and John have just wrapped up their latest case. Both are wet and tired and John assumes hungry despite what Sherlock may claim to the contrary. On their way home, Sherlock smells something delicious and a post case binge ensues... Hunger kink, belly kink, mild stuffing, yum... Johnlock if you read it that way. Perhaps early days of a budding romance. A bit fluffy.

'"Don't you think it's time you went out and found someone?" The flat falls silent yet again. "Already have." John's stomach lurches. He looks over to where Sherlock is sat. His eyes look dead, but serious. They burn into him. An expression lies upon his face that John simply cannot read. If he is being brutally honestly, even if he could, he is not sure he'd want to.'

The adventures of John and Sherlock - a year after they moved in together; complete, 25 chapters