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Joined 02-10-15, id: 6504415, Profile Updated: 02-16-15
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Name: Yeah right.

Age: Old enough.

Gender: Female

Yes, that one was serious. I am a girl.

About me: Nothing much to say. I eat, breathe, work and write.

Why do I write: Because I love it.

About Tragedy Rewritten: (Potential Spoilers)

Disclaimer (which I don't see as necessary on a FANFICTION site, but anyway): All characters (other than the ones I create) of Naruto are the sole property of one Masashi Kishimoto. All plotlines are my own creation.

This story rattled around in my head for HALF A YEAR before I started writing. Then I wrote it for about another half a year before publishing the prologue.

That said, I write WAY braver than I actually am in person. I'm the type who will STARE at a spider on the bathroom wall until it gets bored and crawls out on its own. And that's WITH a can of bug spray in my hand.

Perhaps that's why I admire Naruto so much.

But I digress.

I've read far too many fanfictions on this site to name, but the two I have to give special mention to are:

Not Sick by Ser Serendipity

Falling up to Heaven by R.G. Waffles

These two are amazing and I could not put them down. Not Sick is still in progress but from where it's going, I can tell it's going to be AWESOME!

They're what gave me the courage to FINALLY write and publish this weird story of mine.

And it is weird. But ever since I saw a drawing of a Sasuke-kitty once (can't remember where, sorry) I knew I wanted to write about him some day.

So, Tragedy Rewritten is basically a 'what-if' fic with two major scenarios: Naruto getting bumped off the mission to go after Sasuke, and Sasuke becoming part cat.

Before you riot I will say, once again, that this is a serious story. It's hard to put in a single category because, well, it doesn't have one. It's not one particular thing, like romance or drama, but rather an outline of what will happen following these two major events in the Naruto world. So there'll be a bit of everything: drama, action, friendship, family, all that good stuff stirred up in one big pot.

I have a few chapters already done that I'll just be polishing and putting up. So I'll be updating fairly quickly until I catch up to where I am now.

Hmm... that's all really. I can only let my story speak for itself at this point.

Good day to you all. HaNaJaK out.

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One Eye, Full of Wisdom by MrBright01 reviews
Kakashi survived his losses in spirit as well as in body, and having learned both wisdom and intellect from his experiences, he now seeks to pass those traits on to his students. Story emphasis is on tactical fighting, mind games, adventure, and the occasional bout of humor. GenFic, no story stealing OC's or creepy romance between children. Current Arc: Jashin Needs YOU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 258,084 - Reviews: 1982 - Favs: 3,345 - Follows: 3,860 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
The Tantalizing Tales of Temari by SandsnakeQueen reviews
This is Temari's journal. Read it if you dare! (Credit is given to the Kazekage of Suna, whose story "Signed From your Not So Loyal Author" inspired this story!:))
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 200 - Words: 32,733 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Sick by Dangsoo reviews
Naruto falls very ill. Can Kakashi, Sasuke and the others find out what is ailing him in time? Not yaoi. Disclaimer: All rights reserved. Now fully beta'd!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 1/14/2017 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Not Sick by Ser Serendipity reviews
In one world, after defeating his brother, Itachi Uchiha dropped dead, victim of a mysterious disease, and the future of the ninja world was set for the worse. However, in another, Itachi was not sick. From this small difference, many changes will spring, and many plans will be overturned. The path of the last of the Uchiha, and the world itself, will be altered forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 331,120 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 2,402 - Follows: 2,179 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Actions and Words by Ekusukallybaa reviews
In the aftermath of Orochimaru's Invasion and Itachi's second Tsukuyomi, Sasuke is left with two revelations. The first is that his friends were put in danger because of him. The second is that he will do anything to protect them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,125 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 4/19/2016 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Sasuke U., Team Seven, Team Hawk, Indra Ō.
Random Thoughts and Pointless Action by Ser Serendipity reviews
Alternate Title: Writer's Block Chisel. Disconnected scenes, ridiculous ideas, and other such nonsense. May be funny, may be serious, may be sad. This is my mind's dumping ground. Readers beware. Chapter 14: The Last Shinobi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,284 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/6/2015 - Published: 12/11/2013
The Older and Younger by Cipher-of-Will reviews
The tension in the Uchiha Clan and the turmoil in Itachi's heart will reach boiling point as the set date for the Uchiha's Coup d'état and the Village Elder's planned massacre looms ever closer. Can Itachi hold on to his brother through these harrowing times, or will their bond unravel in the sea of blood? Lives and stories will change forever. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,300 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 4,331 - Follows: 3,699 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
I Know Why the Free Bird Flies by Zenthisoror reviews
It's the end of a journey. As one ends, another, of course, begins. A young man spreads his wings to taste real freedom at last. (Spoilers Chapter 699/700 - Published to celebrate the end of Naruto manga)
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Sasuke U. - Complete
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 4,542 - Follows: 2,413 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Slightly Less Traumatic by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto pesters Sasuke while he's training delaying him getting home. He's so late, in fact, that Itachi simply doesn't have time to wait for him to arrive and discover the massacre and has to go looking for him. But once he finds them how is he really supposed to get Sasuke back home and stick to his script without making the whole thing just seem really weird?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 166 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Spring of the Plague by Zenthisoror reviews
When Konoha ninja return from investigating one of Orochimaru's laboratories, they bring back a devastating strain of chakra bacterium - Kimimaro's sickness developed into a bioweapon. As Naruto and his surviving friends struggle to live in Plague-stricken Konoha, Madara plots, an anti-ninja cult demands repentance, and, in the midst of it all, Sasuke seeks a perfect revenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 137,394 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Madara U., Neji H. - Complete
墨 Sumi by 1Yui reviews
Sai smiled as he watched the three original members of Team 7 embrace each other by the gates of Konoha, Sasuke with a reserved grin, Naruto beaming, and Sakura all flushed with happiness. Yes, Sai thought. That kind of bond was worth fighting for, worth protecting. Post-war DARKfic (diff kind 'dark' but still need to bring torch. And bring brains...story eats brains...and hearts
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 72,022 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Sai, Team Seven, Team Ten - Complete
Initiation by LeisaTheGreat reviews
When Sasuke suddenly shows up, claiming he wants to return to the Leaf Village, Naruto isn't sure what to think. Except that he's positive there's more to his former teammate's motives than meets the eye... So when the members of Team 7 are sent on a 'trial mission', how will things pan out? REVIEWS make me happy! (Book 1)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,348 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Boy Who Cried Kyuubi! by LeisaTheGreat reviews
Sasuke has witnessed a lot messed up stuff in his time. Particularly the murder of his entire clan, by the hand of his own brother. However, nothing has disturbed him quite as much as seeing his best friend snarling and growling like a rabid animal, bent on murder. So now, Sasuke is determined to find out why Naruto seemed to occasionally lose control of himself. *SEQUEL*
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,148 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Boy Who Cried Sasuke! by LeisaTheGreat reviews
Naruto decides to teach Sasuke a lesson. But it backfires and, when he gets into trouble, there is no one to help him. Can he really rely on his team after the cruel prank he played on them? Reviews are loved :D Rated T for blood and injuries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,306 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
What I've Done by LaueHime reviews
Naruto mysteriously gets sick as Team 7 is out on a mission. His team might realize that the mystery isn't such a mystery after all but what can they do about it? Can they figure out what's wrong before it's too late?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,336 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Be Quiet by Baxaronn reviews
Kakashi may or may not have a cold or something. Chapter 3: Kakashi's students are so worried about his health that they break into his house.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
The Importance of Being Family by laurelangel reviews
So, Konoha doesn't have child protective services. They do have a chronically tardy jounin whose aggravating pug-dog conscience bullies him into tolerating a new room-mate. Or two. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,856 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Meaningless by lilkyonkyon reviews
Even Naruto knew he wasn't the brightest, but heck, it would have taken a friggin genius to figure out why Itachi was allowing him to tag along. Slight Naruto-bashing, all in good nature. Rated for language. Oneshot. Further summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,390 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Raising a Raven by A Tragic Galaxy reviews
Sometimes mixing Susanoo and Kirin has deadly side effects. When team Kakashi finds an injured young Itachi the very motives of Konoha are questioned. In the end, Sasuke's "little" brother may be the one person who can bring him back to Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 123,111 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
First Steps by Ariel D reviews
Gaara tries to figure out how to build a bond with his brother. Since he doesn't know what to do, it's all guesswork, and he's not sure how Kankuro will respond. Post Sasuke Retrieval Arc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Why He is Always Late by DiLost reviews
Kakashi-sensei is always late to their meeting. Team 7 had enough! Together they decided to follow their sensei and find out the real reason of his tardiness. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
In The Name Of by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Slowly, Sasuke forgets what 'living' is. Oneshot. Post-Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Team Ranger by mapplepie reviews
"Team Kakashi? Why are we always Team Kakashi?" Naruto's tired of having the team named after his sensei and wants a change! Kakashi really couldn't care less, and no one bothers to listen to Sasuke anymore. As for the enemy-nin caught up in all this... well, he always knew Konoha-nin were crazy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 143 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Itachi and the Dango Stick! by HimekoUchia reviews
Kisame decides to drug Itachi to get him to relax and loosen up. Before long, chaos ensures and everyone gets involved, whether they like it or not. Some want blackmail material, some are entertained and some just really want Tobi to put the scythe down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H., Akatsuki - Complete
Just Fight Already! by Sarah1281 reviews
The time has finally come for Naruto and Sasuke's final battle...well, almost. First comes Naruto's appeals to stop trying to kill everyone, Sasuke's blatant rejection of facts he doesn't like, and a bit too much fondness for arguing from them both.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 105 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Woah Baby! by Lady Blade WarAngel reviews
Naruto goes on a mission with Team Kakashi, but somehow ends up as a baby. He is then found by Team Hebi and Sasuke, having more heart then everyone thought, can't leave a baby to die in the wilderness. Will Naruto ever go back to being his own age?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,716 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Itachi He is SAD by Samurai101 reviews
Kisame notices some interesting changes in his partner every winter-changes Kisame's not sure he can deal with. He decides to shed some light on the situation and see what happens. ::slightly-cracky::
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 2,273 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Simple Question by ClockRepair reviews
A young Itachi's life is screwed over by a series of questions asked by an even younger Sasuke. Warning for Itachi OOC-ness. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,722 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Boy With No Name by Raven Wolfmoon reviews
As far as he knew, he didn't have a name. Even his earliest memories provided no hint, since he had been called 'freak,' 'demon,' and 'monster' as far back as he could remember. Cuteness/angst! Slightly AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,505 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Family Reunion by lilkyonkyon reviews
The Uchiha clan has a mandatory five year reunion, and Sasuke thinks he's having this one by himself. Boy, was he wrong. Rated T for swearing. Crack!fic. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Blackbirds by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Sasuke wonders about Naruto sometimes, he really does. Sequel/prequel to Open Your Eyes; or do I mean pair-fic?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
In The Past by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Young Itachi makes a new friend in the local park. Fluff, ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 117 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime by Sarah1281 reviews
During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 168 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Coping by Storymaster Caith reviews
People have strange coping mechanisms for getting over the death of a loved one- even when that loved one came back. Kankuro-Gaara brotherfic, multi-chapter
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,489 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 2,208 - Follows: 419 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Superhero by Nanaki Lioness reviews
AU, Itachi and Sasuke gen. You don't have to live in castles or be a child - your superhero will always try to save you, Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,401 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Bottle Me Up by R.G. Waffles reviews
The first time he found a gray hair, Sasuke cried. Angst. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Do Itashimashite Don't Mention It by readersdigest reviews
Sick Naruto, Team Seven to the rescue.Keywords; sick! Naruto Parental! Kakashi Family Team Bonds Friendship Hurt Comfort Fluff Sweetness Caring Sad
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Sasuke U., Team Seven - Complete
Falling Up to Heaven by R.G. Waffles reviews
He was only trying to find salvation after surving an accident that left him with the loss of a family member and the loss of a limb. Salvation. What he got was a world of twists, a wild ride into darkness, and karma chasing after his every move. No Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 260,318 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Two Birds, One Stone by lilkyonkyon reviews
Hiashi knows it’s time for Hinata and Neji to get the Talk. He decides to kill two birds with one stone and tell them at the same time. Rated for innuendo. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Empty by R.G. Waffles reviews
One-shot. He sits in his house, acting normally, talking as if someone is listening. But no one is ever there.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Itachi's Vow by ManicBlueRose reviews
Sasuke visits his brother's room one night out of fear of the thunder and lighting. So Itachi makes a vow to help Sasuke overcome his fear. What is sad is that he won't only not be there to help Sasuke, but his vow will be turned against him. NOT YAOI
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Burning Deadfall by Samurai101 reviews
AU::COMPLETE::The Kyuubi has control of Naruto's body, and Konoha is suffering. Iruka has two choices, and he's about to crash and burn.::T for violence and character death::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,956 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
His Cursed Birthday by elite-kunoichi reviews
COMPLETE-All he ever wanted was to be happy & to celebrate his birthday with his team. How is this supposed to be when hardly anyone remembers,& those who do, despise him?And what happens when he loses control & a certain Uchiha learns of his dark secret?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,411 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Father, I have Sinned by R.G. Waffles reviews
One-shot - This is why you should never burn paper cranes.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Let Go by R.G. Waffles reviews
Naruto and Sasuke enjoy a day in the rain. Sakura and Kakashi are worried for Naruto's sanity.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Skill Crane by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. Upon gazing into that Plexiglas box and peering at the rows of stuffed animals, Gaara swore that one of them would be his. No matter what the cost. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Cups of Tea by R.G. Waffles reviews
[Oneshot] Everyone gets surprises on their birthday. Sasuke? He gets a massive gut wound, a trip to the verge of his deathbed . . . and a cup of tea? . . . from Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Day Uchiha Sasuke Met Dora the Explorer by Kaira-chan15 reviews
Sasuke is sick, so he decides to watch TV. Dora the Explorer comes on, and Sasuke feels the urge to answer her obvious questions with rude remarks. Warning, people who like Dora might be offened by this. :P
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Real Reason by RuneWitchSakura reviews
The real reason Itachi massacred the Uchiha clan: “It was the bunnies, Sasuke. It was the bunnies.” Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 155 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
30 Ways To Make Inner Hinata Appear by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
30 ways to drive Hyuuga Hinata crazy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Hinata H. - Complete
Niwa by Streetwise reviews
Sasuke and Naruto. The Uchiha District. Teacups. Only your worst enemy can become your best friend. Light NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 23,422 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Gaara Gets Hiccups by Dilly-Oh reviews
The newest installment of Gaara Gets... is the cutest yet, as Gaara is infected with hiccups and must ask his Konoha friends for their methods of curing them! Will he get rid of them or go crazy first? Read and find out! Review, please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Gaara Gets the Flu by Dilly-Oh reviews
The next of the 'Gaara Gets Something', full of sweetness and fluff. And sickness, don't forget sickness. So very cute! Enjoy! Read and Review, please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
30 Ways To Annoy Uchiha Itachi by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
Guaranteed annoyances that will make even the most stoic of smexy Naruto characters want to kill you in many nasty ways, if he already doesn't want to.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Gaara Gets Chickenpox by Dilly-Oh reviews
Yet another, short, semisweet ficlet with Gaara getting sick and his siblings caring for him. Review please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Gaara Gets A Cold by Dilly-Oh reviews
Gaara gets sick, and it's up to Temari and Kankuro to show him that they care. A cute, short story featuring Gaara and his siblings. Aww...Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
30 Ways to Make Sasuke Punch You in the Teeth by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
30 Ways to annoy our Stoic Sharingan user.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 156 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 4,128 - Follows: 834 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 110 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Basemates by firefly reviews
Some strange and revealing things are learned about Hinata and Neji when the two Hyuugas get trapped in the basement together on a cold, wet, and frightening October night.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Tragedy Rewritten reviews
After Sasuke's defeat of Orochimaru, Naruto gets a second chance to go after him. Danzo has different ideas. But all is not lost, especially when a depressed Naruto meets a very familiar baby kitten. From this single event, the fate of many in the shinobi world will be rewritten, and a whole new story will be born. Inspired by Not Sick by Ser Serendipity. NO YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 183,722 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 2/12/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U.