This is a page to collect the occasional works of terrifying smut that occasionally form in my brain. They are, naturally, the most intelligent and serious stories that could ever be dreamed of by mortal man. Each is deeply and uniquely meaningful, dealing with the struggle of a Dante-esque protagonist tempted by (or perhaps temping?) the various incarnations of sin that populate these works, utilizing metaphor, analogy, and wordplay to satirize the absurdity of love, and indeed, existence as a whole. A deeper analysis of each work can be provided upon request.