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 Author has written 2 stories for Sherlock. I don't think anyone's going to read this. I'm not really important, but then again, no one ever thinks they're going to contribute to the world; all anyone does is hope, hope they do, hope someone remembers. If someone does happen to read this, there's four things you need to know. 1. Don't blink. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and just don't blink. 2. Take my hand, and run. 3. Blankets don't help with shock. They just don't. 4. If you know what you'd say if you were dying, if you were murdered, without using your imagination, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. |
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Healing And Crying by Anonymoustache reviews
Sherlock's been rescued, and Moriarty's dead. The dynamic deducing duo are back together (possibly in more ways than one) and everything is as it should be. However, before things can go back to normal, Sherlock (not to mention everyone else involved) has a lot of healing to do. Can things ever be the same? Johnlock, Mystrade. Sequel to Seeking And Finding.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,878 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Professor John Watson by TheFellowshipOfOreos reviews
Sherlock is 17 years old and in his first year of university. His four years of high school had been horrible and he's hoping for a fresh new start in uni. What happens when Sherlock falls for a certain biology teacher of his? Johnlock, Teen!Lock. NOT Brit picked.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,973 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
What Counts by taliapaxton reviews
After a brutal attack, John and Sherlock are both injured. John recovers but Sherlock is forever changed. What will Sherlock do when the one thing he could always rely on, his mind, is not longer there?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 51,788 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Complete
Up All Night by Anonymoustache reviews
John and Sherlock attend a party at Greg Lestrade's house one evening. When feelings are revealed and certain facts finally come to light, where will the twilight hours find our favorite consulting detective and his blogger, not to mention the other partygoers? Eventual Johnlock and Mystrade.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,475 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
All Hearts are Broken by Phuchka reviews
Sherlock Holmes also knows how to burn the heart out of a man. Just cheat on him.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Irene A. - Complete
The Red Buttonhole by Imagination's Tales
The world turned grey when Sherlock Holmes died. Then one day, John Watson opens the door to a red buttonhole. A very late response to Reichenbach that I found in an old notebook.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Seeking And Finding by Anonymoustache reviews
John wakes up one morning to silence in the flat. He assumes it's because of the fight he and Sherlock had the night before. However, when Sherlock doesn't come back after a couple days, John begins to worry. With the help of DI Lestrade and Mycroft, he begins to search for Sherlock. How will he find his friend, and when he does, can things ever be the same? Eventual Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,219 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Can You Feel My Scars by Anonymoustache reviews
John and Sherlock's relationship is progressing well, and the consulting detective and his blogger are closer than ever. However, one day a mysterious man comes to stay at Baker Street, and John soon learns that there's more than one demon in Sherlock's past. Companion fic to Can You See My Pain. Established Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,179 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Taming of John Watson by heresyourstupidjohnlock reviews
In the aftermath of the Great Game, Sherlock decides it's time to break in the lovely John Watson. Gratuitous smut, whips, chains, and slashy goodness will ensue. (Now complete except for epilogue).
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 126,188 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Rise And Fall Of Sherlock Holmes by Anonymoustache reviews
Sherlock and John are finally in a relationship. Then, Sherlock's ex-lover shows up one day at his Baker Street flat, saying that he is ready to try again. However, there's more to their past relationship than meets the eye. Will Sherlock tell John why this man has so much control over him? Will John be able to figure it out in time to save Sherlock from the demons of his past?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,956 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hot Summers day at 221B by Martin-J-Christopher-Freeman reviews
"I'm hot."/ "No arguments there, Sherlock." John panted, huffing out a laugh. / Sherlock decided that the heat wasn't so bad after all. - Johnlock one shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Official John Watson Blog: All Entries by TeaNaiswell reviews
My name is Dr. John Watson. My therapist recommended that I frequently write this blog. I discuss my flatmate and several cases. Especially lately, since Sherlock's finally returned, things have been getting quite interesting.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Can You See My Pain by Anonymoustache reviews
John and Sherlock have finally started a relationship together. However, there's something that Sherlock isn't telling his partner; something that happens on almost a daily basis, something that hurts him more than anything. Will Sherlock ever let John in? And can they find a way to make this new relationship work?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,445 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Impossible by Martin-J-Christopher-Freeman reviews
Sherlock had always been one big impossibility to John but this really did take the biscuit. This time Sherlock is the one taking the moral high ground and John is the one who has no heart. Except that isn't true. He has a heart and that heart is Sherlock. If he lost him because of this then his heart would gone forever and that scares the hell out of him. Johnlock.Mystrade. Mpreg.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,629 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
By the Graveside by CraftyLion reviews
But what if Sherlock never really survived The Fall? What if the Sherlock in the graveyard was merely a spirit, forlornly watching his friend from the Other Realm?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
I'll Always Believe In Him by TeaNaiswell reviews
Three months after the Reichenbach Fall, John finally goes back to his and Sherlock's old flat. Warning: HEAVY ANGST AND GRIEF ENSUES. Subtle Johnlock. Reviews would be very much appreciated!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson
Hamish by DannyPhantomOfTheAvatar reviews
Sherlock reflects on Hamish's qualities and how John ties into the child.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
When I May Cease To Be by Schrodingers-Cat-Paradox reviews
It happened so quickly. One minute John and Sherlock sat in the back of a cab, hands inches away from touching, and the next minute the truck was slamming into them. Johnlock, One shot
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,155 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science by CKerased reviews
4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science, and 1 Time John Kissed Him. Sherlock convinces John to take place in a few kissing sessions... for science!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,719 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
For a Case by CKerased reviews
Sherlock convinces John to come to a gay bar with him to get information for a murder case. When Sherlock begins getting a bit too friendly with one possible witness, John intervenes. Jealous!John. SherlockxJohn Rated K for an f-bomb.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Communication by Handful of Silence reviews
Five times Sherlock could get something across in a text, and the one time it had to be said another way. Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Conditions Of This Agreement by ScopesMonkey reviews
Sherlock is tetchy and lays out some rules for John. Set after "Delineation of Personal Boundaries". John/Sherlock established relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/27/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Delineation Of Personal Boundaries by ScopesMonkey reviews
John hides the sugar a little too well and Sherlock gets tetchy. John/Sherlock established relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
John's Tea by Manzy reviews
Sherlock loves John's tea, and knows it's better than his own. What he doesn't understand is why that's so, and becomes determined to find out. Just a short bit of fun and fluff, Sherlock/John, established relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How to Entertain your Cellmate by InsaneMelon reviews
One-Shot: Sherlock finally crosses the line and now he and John have to spent the night in a jail cell. John is annoyed while Sherlock's bored with nothing to entertain him - except his fellow cellmate of course... SLASH Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/4/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sweet Dreams by FiveHandsSixFaces reviews
The heating is off in 221b. John wakes up in his frigid room and can't go back to sleep until he's warm. Humorous one-shot. Some light slash Watson/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/24/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Plan by Blind Author reviews
John had a plan, and it's name was Get Some Sex. And the capitals were most certainly necessary. A short, humourous oneshot that I wrote for fun. Slash, Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 84 - Published: 9/20/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
When We Sleep by PrincessNala reviews
Sherlock needed to feel every beat of his heart, every rise and fall of his chest as he breathed. It was the only way to completely assure himself that John was alive and right there next to him, and not dead, no, never dead… John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,660 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 102 - Published: 8/25/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
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Shortest Moments reviews
John Watson yearns for his cold, distant companion's affections, but when his life spins out of control and his doubt seizes and strangles his hope, will he be able to manage?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,059 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Understood and Alone
John Watson visits his best friend's grave, pondering Sherlock's reasons, his entire being, when it's too late to have to chance to ask. He contemplates himself and refuses to hide his tears from the real, the one and only Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2013 - John W. - Complete