Hi my name is Alexis this is my profile,

If you have ever pushed on a door that said 'pull', copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are over the age of 12 and still watch nickelodeon, cartoon network, disney channel ect., and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.

95 percent of girls would scream and cry is Harry Styles jumped off the Empire State Building without a bungee cord or anything. 4 percent would grab popcorn and yell "COOL!" If you are part of the 1 percent who would be pushing him off, add this to your profile.

female come backs pick up line comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: "I know how to please a woman."

Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."

Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Repost if your happily single.

Funny Quotes!

Its you and me against the world... we attack at dawn

NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS THINGS COULD GET WORSE.WHEN THEY ARE AS WORSE AS THEY CAN GET,IT CAN ONLY GET BETTER

My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

When life gives you a lemon, throw the lemon back and demand chocolate

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science: ‘Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts: ‘Do you want fries with that?

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is human’s way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

How can I miss you if you never left?

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls… and poles… and other stuff…

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Therapist The/rapist... scary thought…

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Tell the truth and run.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Why do people say, “You can't have your cake and eat it too?” Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own damn lemonade.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Don't mess with me I've got a stick.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

Stupidity can hurt, I broke a rib laughing at you

Okay, that was amusing at first, but now it's somewhat scary

We should have thrown you in the dungeon years ago

Or we could eat you. I never had rat before, but with the right sauce, who knows?

At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiny...must go look.

The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

At least I don't CARE what those mindless people think of me.

This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!!

I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?

Get to know your stalker, they'll be there for a while.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic (No I just run enough to burn it all of)

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK (get real guys, I could take you out any day).

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a pain in the ass (well I am, but that's beside the point).

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell (My best friends gay and I'm only christan cause my mum made me).

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world (WRONG!!!!!!!).

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid and stuck up.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo (Actually, i wear all colors, I just happen to have a lot of dark clothes).

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend (OH HELLLL NO)

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible idiot.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin ( why would people think that?!?!?).

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention (No I'm just finding the write colours).

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention (No I'm just like that).

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual (Love acting and drama!!!!).

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist (No its just bad ANIMALS HAVE LIFES TO!!!!!!!).

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be "doing" them all (They wish).

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser (Why shouldent I wear what I want?).

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (There is NOTHING WRONG WITH MODESTY).

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat (I run enough to burn it all off).

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly (I am happily single guys! *stares at stalker*).

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals (THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING GAY!!!!!!!!).

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR (No I swear...a lot).

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive (If anything, its the people who think today's youth don't know anything that are naive).

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I am a venezuelan so I must be afraid of everything.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

I'm a BRUNETTE so I MUST think I'm better then redheads, blondes, and other dark haired people (Hell no I have friends who have thet coloured hair).

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (Well yea but you try hearing voices).

1. Your real name: Midnight (First name is all stalkers).

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Nhtxmigdi.

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name pluss "izzle"): Midizzle.

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Purple Ferret.

5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): First name only sorry guys, and why the heck would I tell you what street I lived on?.

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first) Blami.

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Blue No fear.

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Jack Violet.

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Draco.

101 Random Things About Me Copied from Mystichawk's profile.

1. Age? 14.

2. Height? Short.

3. Eyes? Brown.

4. Have any tattoos? Not yet.

5. And piercings? My ears.

6. Fave food? Apples.

7. Fave pizza topping? Umm cheese.

8. Fave drink? No fear energy drink (Believe me or no, but I actually got a hangover from drinking ten jugs of the stuff. Seriously!).

9. Siblings? Two older brothers and four (One dead) older sisters.

10. Been in a fight? Lots when people call me crazy.

11. Serious relationships or one-night stands? I had a boyfriend who is also my best friend but turns out he is gay.

12. Weight? You looking for a death wish?

13. Fave snack? Apples.

14. Fave candy? SKITTLES. I'M GONNA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!!!!.

15. Fave movie? RISE OF THE GUARDIANS! Pitch Black is freaking AWESOME!!!!.

16. Fave show? icarly.

17. Do you smoke? Hell no!.

18. Blonds or brunettes? Neither. Red heads.

19. Any scars? Loads people don't like me mutch.

20. Fave music? Wizerd rock.

21. Fave actor? Tom Felton in all his beautiful glory *Le sigh*.

22. Where do you live? In a pocket dimention called Harry Potter land.

23. Do you miss anyone right now? My pet dog Soup she died.

24. Last person who made you cry? The guys who made the scene at the end of RotG where Pitch is pulled down into the hole. I cried and cried at that part.

25. Do you enjoy school? Nope. I got expeld for 'Dangerous behaivior' so what if that boy broke his fingers just because I happend to smash them in the teachers desk draw doent mean its my falut they broke...its his for haveing week fingers and pissing me off.

26. Desires? To stop hearing voices in my head why won't they just leave me alone!!!.

27. Fave fast food joint? I'm fat enough as it is! I don't need McDonalds filling me up with god knows what!.

28. What's the last thing you drank? No fear 10 minutes ago.

29. What are you doing right now? Talking to you. Believe me, I'm starting to think it's a waste of time.

30. Where would you like to go? Pitch's lair, Riddle manor and Hogwarts.

31. Are you in a relationship? I refer to question 11.

32. Ever been arrested? Few times mums teaching me to you know...Not piss of police offcers.

33. Ever had a stalker? Yea then he saw me snoing a poster of Pitch black.

34. Ever gone sky-diving? I'm scared of heights.

35. Where do you think you'll go when you die? Harry Potter land for the rest of my life.

36. Is there a God? No otherwise he WOULD GET RID OF MY HEAD VOICES!!!!!!!!!.

37. Do you have a cell phone? Yup we are good friends.

38. Are you squeamish? Well lets see I've had nightmares for as long as I can remember so no.

39. Are you a human? There has been some thought about that.

40. Fastest speed you've ever experienced in a car? How the heak should I remember?.

41. Stupidest thing you've ever thought about doing? Stabbing my self in the head with a fork to get rid of the voices...wait I actualy did that...

42. Do people find you attractive? If they do then they have yet to tell me.

43. What annoys you? The voices.

44. What are you afraid of? Spiders. I will happily send all spiders down to meet their doom at the bottom of my shoe.

45. Gold or silver? Gold.

46. Are people afraid of you? IF THEY'RE NOT, THEN THEY'D BETTER BE!.

47. Do you sing in public? I've broken out in song plenty of times in school in the market just for the fun of it.

48. Ever been screwed over? 'SCUSE THE HECK OUT OF YOU?!.

49. Does money make people happy? Yes.

50. Do you have any hope left for the human race? Not really. We've completely screwed up our planet's natural resources, destroyed over a quarter of our forests, polluted our water supply, killed off five hundred unique species, poisoned our air and pumped enough toxins to stun a mammoth. We're pretty much screwed.

51. What's your hair look like? Half Short half long brown and with a pink fringe.

52. First job? None yet.

53. Do you like meeting new people? Yea I go up to random people and hug them then run away before they call the police...its happend before.

54. Do you get along with your parents? One out of two.

55. Ever played strip poker? EXCUSE ME?!

56. Ever get into an argument with a cop? All the time they don't like it when I tell them to fuck off.

57. Ever been in a car accident? Twice so far.

58. Most flights of stairs you've ever fallen down? 13 people where chaseing me and I fell laughing all the way down.

59. Do you care what people think of you? Not really. If they like me, then we'll have coffee together! If they don't, then I'll cut their private parts off.

60. Where do you see yourself five years down the line? In a mental hospital or prison.

61. Are you afraid of the dark? Not if Pitch Black is there. Purrrrrr. And just genraly no.

62. What kind of car do you have? I'm 14.

63. Time you were born? Beats the hell out of me! Do you remember the time you were born?!.

64. Ever break any bones? My nose at least 14 times.

65. Fave childhood toy? A stick.

66. Fave author? J.K.Rowling.

67. Are you a paranoid person? I'm being stalked by a shadow thats not my own what do yo think?

68. Have any enemies? Everyone who's ever met me exept 5 people.

69. Are you afraid of heights? I refer to question 34.

70. Last movie you watched? ROTG.

71. Most disturbing movie you've ever seen? The thing.

72. Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate.

73. Favorite color? Dark purple.

74. What time do you usually wake up? 8:00 Every morning 9:00 on a weekend.

75. What are you doing? Now? Plotting world domination, and ogleing my poster of Pitch Black.

76. What is something that you keep in your purse/wallet? My library card and my vast fortune of £5:00.

77. What is the longest work shift you've ever worked? I don't work.

78. How many days have you gone to work consecutively before having a day off? None.

79. Can you do a handstand? Nope. That would be like trying to make a walrus do a handstand if you know what I mean.

80. Are you an angry person? When someone ticks me off.

81. Is there anyone out there who you would like to personally kill? My mum.

82. Do you talk in your sleep? Yes. A lot. On a trip to visit my grandma I woke everyone up yelling "NO THATS MY GLITTER BOMB YOU LLAMA MAKE YOU'RE OWN" Neadless to say my dad now has me a therapest.

83. Have you ever gotten so drunk that you couldn't remember what happened the night before? Not yet.

84. Can you break a piece of wood with your forehead? I have a hard head but not that hard.

85. Are you delusional? Depends. If visualizing Pitch Black in a pair of jean-shorts, bare-chested and handing me a diet coke with a little black umbrella sticking out is delusional then yes, yes I am.

86. What is something that you are horrible at? Running and all other kinds of physical exertion and spelling.

87. What is the most boring thing you've ever done? School.

88. Can you lift up someone who is twice your weight? How is that possible?

89. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate? Ninja that way I could meet Pitch in the dark.

90. What is the worst movie you've ever seen? Brave was it suppost to be good?

91. Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right handed.

92. Do you suffer from short-term memory loss? No.

93. How are you feeling right now? Hyper.

94. What annoys you about people? How utterly ignorant they all seem to be.

95. Do you dislike children? Most of them.

96. Can you climb a fence or would you fall off? Why would I bother trying to climb a fence? I'd just use my wire-cutters and blowtorch.

97. Would you like to own a pair of brass knuckles? Why would I need them?

98. Can you smile for me? I am smiling. It's just upside down.

99. What do you do if you can't fall asleep at night? Stair at the shadow tha stalks me in the dark and try and hold a conversation with it.

100. When was the last time you fell off a bike? The last time I rode it.

101. What is the thing you are most afraid of? *Sigh* This is a question written by Pitch isn't it? Well I'm afraid of hights, Spiders and falling over and smashing my brain on the floor.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick their ass to hell and out!

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and yell "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Damn, that was fun! Let's do it again"

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the ass of whatever made you cry.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this.

40 Things to do in Class when you're Bored:

1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em.
2. Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room.
3. Sing Show Tunes.
4. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.
5. Think of new pick up lines. See if they work.
6. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.
7. Churn some butter.
8. Conceive a brand new language.
9. Walls made of brick. Count 'em.
10. Plot revenge against someone.
11. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.
12. See how long you can hold your breath.
13. Take your pants off and give them to the professor.
14. Chew on your arm until someone notices.
15. Change seats every three minutes.
16. Think of ways to cheat at Trivial Pursuit.
17. Shave.
18. Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it.".
19. Announce to the class that you are God and that you're angry.
20. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.
21. Start a wave.
22. Walk around the room begging for spare change.
23. Roast marshmellows.
24. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question.
25. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.
26. Take apart your desk.
27. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.
28. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.
29. Do a quick tapdance routine.
30. Try bird-watching.
31. Walk up the aisle yelling, "Popcorn! Hot popcorn here!".
32. Throw your backpack at someone.
33. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".
34. Ask the person in front of you to marry you.
35. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.".
36. Make a sundial.
37. Give yourself a new identity.
38. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim.
39. Dig an escape tunnel.
40. Announce your candidacy for President

Fun Things To Do In An Elevator (LOL)

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug," then enforce it.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book or a cartoon/ television show and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

Doing homework sucks. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

If you think having a crush on a fictional character is okay, copy and paste this onto your profile.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

i am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!

Well that is all so bye :P.