Well. I think that we can all agree on the fact that if you're reading this, you probably have something that you should be doing right now, but you're not. We can also agree that if I am writing this, I probably have something I should be doing right now. HOWEVER, seen as how we are both wasting our time, I say we plunge in head first!!

Who is the Mysterious and Elusive Levithon 2.0? I am not entirely sure about that one... I do know that there is currently a 5000 reward for a picture or documented sighting of said Creature from the Abyss. I also have it on very good authority that Levithon 2.0 is a crazed band geek who has a misplaced passion for roast lamb and bakalava. Sources say that Levithon will not be taking anymore questions today.

What, exactly, is Levithon 2.0 involved in? Not to make that sound like a sketchy question, but my life is currently posessed by my dictator of a director and the Sadistic-Powers-That-Be (cough SCHOOL cough cough). When this season FINALLY ENDS (omg it's lasted a month longer than it was supposed to!!) I plan to go into early retirement to focus on my joys of writing, competitive TV watching, and finding my lost joy of the clarinet.

Will this madness ever cease?! All good madness will in fact never stop. It is self-perpetuating. It doesn't help that I tend to latch onto ideas and then find it very hard to shake myself loose from them... I hope that you will be kind on any reviews of anything I dare to write. ALSO, one last thing, my penname is indeed in homage to the great (though similiarly pessimistic) Thomas Hobbes.