BOLD: Stella aka Little miss "The Lonely Teenager" she shall officially by my authority be nicknamed tater cuz i feel like it.. im so lonely!! blah blah blah...sorry lolerz. omgeezers pleez dont kill me!!ITALICS: Pillow who changed her penname to Purple Staplers but still want to be called pillow, or tot. BOLD ITALICS: Tater and Tot

TheFlyingNinjaTurtles are officially a-go!

Hey peoples! It's us! Us being: The Lonely Teenager and Purple Staplers! we are bff's!! and if you saw our individual profiles you would know that. If you are wondering why we made a joint account,(Pillow: hehehe, you said joint) then we shalt explain:

The Lonely Teenager was bored and depressed and called Purple Staplers. Tot starts talking about random stuffs and Tater sees a little jar of silvery powder that was meant for her costume sitting around and pictures herself dancing around the room covering everything in the silver powder (true story) then she tells Tot she thought that and said she had a fanfiction idea. so we started talking about weird things that could happen and here we are now!!

since there are two of us, we will have quick updates, so if one of us (coughTATERcough) is banned from the computer for an amount of time and can only go on when their parents are gone (coughdadcough) then the other will write.

to all you blonds, this is what Tot reminds me of every time we used to talk about who was better between Team Jacob and Team Edward, before she was Switzerland:

Rejection is harsh:
"Strawberry Blonde - not at all my type."
Eclipse, page 194, Edward Cullen

thou shalt nowith havith a chancet toth seeith ourt profilies!! (Purple Staplers: dunno why i did that, but it is the day after halloween so yeah)

Purple Staplers: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1701888/ READ IT! READ IT!

The Lonely Teenager: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1698025/The_Lonely_Teenager umm. . . . don't you mean click it? no. CLICK IT! CLICK IT!

there you go. now go look at them and read our stories!!

Purple Staplers - mine include the following content:a pink-eyed Emmett being a fartbag, Alice buying pants, Bella jumping on a bed and acting like a four year old, and Rosalie singing lullabies? (tater: gasps) what the heckers? you shall have to read to find out!! mwahahahahahaha!

The Lonely Teenager - mine include the following content (Tot: or do they?): Victoria meeting a mystery stranger who is NOT a cowboy (stella: this is discontinued though. i got bored writing it) (Tot: gasps about no cowboys) Jasper buying lacey bras and wearing makeup and SKIPPING, Alice wearing soldier clothes, Emmett building 'time machines', and Bella acting like a five year old? (see a connection here?) how can this be? READ IT and find out

yeah, we do happy dances after seeing we have one review, so make us happy and review!! tater: we really do!! hahaha!! does happy dance (imagine the guy from Evan Almighty and you'll know what I mean. Except mine is more original, just similar.)( Tot: Yes we actually do, last time I saw i got a review on my storie: Emmett! Stop it you pink eyed fartbag! i was squealing, then i got up and did the cabbage patch. Wow, that was such shameless advertising. Not that I care)

YAY COWS!-lol. yes, we put ourselves in our favourite author list. but that is only because we love each other so much. crap now that cheetah sisters song is stuck in my head. we are seriously like sisters tho. (tater and pillow shout SISTERS4LIFE!! then hug)

so. . . about us.

TATER: okay, i'm 12 but many people think i'm around 14-15. (don't ask, i dunno) i love writing, reading, fanfiction, Stephenie Meyer books, music holidays, hot vampires and, wait for it. . . . CANDY!! CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY!! (pillow backs away slowly)

Okay, i'm calm now. . . i think. things i like (note the like there) are. . . . . food, sports (floor hockey and soccer mostly), my friends (i should have put this in love, but i'm too lazy to move it. . . . ) being lazy, watching TV, talking on the phone to pillow, hiking, snow days (another love but too lazy) most animals, email, the list goes on. . . . (it would take me forever to say everything)

TOT: I have Italics. HA! TAKE THAT STELLA!! BOOM BAW! Yeah, i had some candy...and now i'm all YAY!! Yeah, i think i have ADD, cuz when we were riding our bikes(tater and I) we would talking about something and then was cut of by me saying "OOOHHH!! A KITTY!"

That same time we were stuffing our faces with blackberries on the way to Tim Hortons and some creeper started walking up the hill and he looked really creepy so we were starting to get on our bikes when TATER drops my bag and we have to stop and pick up all the crap and then the creeper guy walked by us and he wasn't a creeper after all, but then this one guy starting chasing stella awhile we were on our way back to my house from Tim Hortons. BTW, TATER YOU STILL OWE ME A SLURSHIE FOR THAT TIME YOU DROPPED THEM IN MY DRIVEWAY! (sigh. i know. sorry. i forgot they were there and you could've reminded me!! okay! just so i can save you the trouble! quotes pillow "you stupid blond! you should have remembered they were there" better??)(maybe...you spelt blonde wrong again. god...)(are you sure #gets dictionary and looks up word# it says that blonde is the female spelling and blond is the male spelling, so i guess either way is fine, seeing as it's still a way of spelling it. . . .)

Things I like/love: Tater my bffe and partner in crime, my family, my toads-Moo, Mimi, McLovin, and Fuego, anlthough i don't know where Fuego is, he's been AWAL (you spelled AWOL wrong. . . HA!)( no i didn't. it stands for away without a leave)for 6 months or so,i like most animals, shopping, the computer, my newt-Joe, some other stuff.

FUN FACT TIME!

Tot

~ I Like Pie

~ Fave Cullen: Nessie

~ Fave Vamp: Alice

~ Fave Werewolf/shapeshifter thing: Embry, Quil and Seth

~ Fave Human: Angela

~ Fave Twilight Book: Eclipse. It was all battle-y

~ Fave Food(s): Pumpkin Pie. Orange and Raspberry Sherbert

~ Fave Songs: Just Dance and Poker Face-Lady Gaga, DISTURBIA!-Rihanna, The Numa Numa Song-Some Romanina Dudes (bursts out into song: "mayahee mayaha mayaho mayahaha!"), and lots of other songs but im lazy to type so I'll just write the artists down later.

~Fave Artists/bands: Hedley, Rihanna, Metro Station, JON LAJOIE!(ITS SUNDAY AFTERNOON AND THERE ARE A FEW THINGS THAT I AM TO DO AND IM GON DO EM IM GON DO EM. YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY SOCKS YOU KNOW. SO YOU CAN ALWAYS THROW AWAY THE ONES WITH HOLES!), and again im lazy so ill end it here anyway.

~ Places I've Traveled: Japan(for 4 hours!!), Hawaii, Phillipines, Edmonton.

~ Fave Colour: Purple and Green and Blue and Black and White

~ Pizza Toppings: Pepperoni, Italian Sausage, Mushrooms, Feta Cheese, Extra Mozzarella Cheese, Bacon

~ Age: Why do you need to know?! OMFG! STALKER!! runs away screaming "STALKER!"12

~ Nicknames: Jelly Bean, Limon, Pixie, Turtle, Mary

~ BFFE's

Sumi A.K.A. Wrestler, Sumo, Sumonami, Elizabeth

Tater A.K.A. Zy, Jane, Zyzy, Biz, Blondie (since when was i JANE??)(not like volturi. like pride and prejudice! remember sumis obesession last year?) (nope. explanations??please??)

Aiyana A.K.A. Kitty

Meerae A.K.A. Rae Rae

Shelby A.K.A. Starbucks

RANDOM FACTS THAT DON'T RELATE TO ANYTHING TIME!

This one time, I acidentally forwarded me and Shelby's email to everybody on my contact list

I like Froot Loops! They're great! That's not the right mascot! I don't really care!

Cookies, are a good thing.

Unlike Tater, I am fluent in IM abbreviations, due to experience, unlike Tater's lack there of.

I am wearing pink polka dot pj pants as I am typing this. And a Crown Royal hat.

One time I was phoning Tater adn the thing to get the dial tone wouldn't work, this is the conversation that followed my frustration which Tater heard because we were on the phone- Me: Hey dad? Dad: Yeah? Me: What's that thing that you press down on the phone to get a dial tone called? Dad: A plunger. Me and Stella: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!! starts to ROFL ( Psht. That was WAY funnier than the whole hot dog explosion thing)

Okay, I'm bored. TATER'S TURN!

TATER

okay. i guess it was funnier. but here's the story for those not in the know. . .

i had tot on speaker phone and we were talking when my brother came in my room and started telling me to listen to what he says. then he yells "(my name) !! mom was making a hot dog and it EXPLODED!! (me and pillow) "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" it took us a few minutes to actually be able to speak again. . . . . . . . then we were like "IT EXPLODED??" then my brother says "yeah!" and we started laughing again. .explaining all our inside jokes takes away my fun (too bad!!). . . we have alot of laugh attacks, me especially!! hahahaha!!I have my fair share of laugh attacks too...like when i was six and i started smiling and i couldn't stop laughing for 15 minutes straight.

oh! about that guy that started chasing me(ahem us, but mostly you) (exactly! that's why I am telling it.) down the road. . . . here's that story:

me and tot were riding our bikes to Tim Hortons and we stopped on the way to pick BLACKBERRIES then the first supposed creep walked by and tot goes "(my name) get on your bike right now. " i pick up THE BAG and it was upside down so everything spills out and we pick it up, but while we pick it up, the "creep" walks right past us and i say "that guy wasn't a creep." and so we ride down this path and up the road. when we turned the corner, there's this really tall, asian guy standing at the top of the hill. so we ride up the hill cause tot's house is past it. tot goes past him without a problem, then i start to pass him and he follows. i start pedalling faster and faster and he starts running after me!! it was creepy man!! then a van came around the corner in front of me and i start going faster cause it's now down hill. then i go behind the van and the guy falls behind. so then we pedalled as fast as we could until we were at tot's house. i wonder why he went after ME?? i guess i did have the bag of doughnuts in my mouth because the back pack was full and i can't ride very far one-handed. nah! thinks of other reasons ah!! bad images! BAD IMAGES!! GAH! shakes head and tries top remove bad images

there you have it! man that guy was messed. i'm only 12 ( me too!) (you weren't the one he was chasing after though.) and that picture appears in my nightmares!! (that happened this september. . . . i'm scarred with that memory, i was paranoid for a month because of that!)(ummm... that was in july. when you slept over remember? or august when yoyu came over. but not in september.)

FUN FACTS ABOUT ME!!

~ i have a brother that is nine, but acts like he's three. . . .

~ i am one of those people who can be happy as possible without bursting, then depressed the next second. . . . (me too!)

~ i am, unfortunately, a blonde. . . .

~ pillow just can't let me forget that i'm a blonde, she uses every chance she gets to make me seem stupid (take the bag dropping incident from her story)dude, you keep spelling blondE wrong how many times do i have to say this?! I WAS SPELLING IT THE MALE WAY!! IT'S STILL RIGHT!! there, i changed it. happy now??

~ i dyed my hair brown-red. . . .

~ i like candy. .and so do i . . but you already know that from the spaz earlier. . . . .

~ i think it's really dumb that in canada, z's are said zed's. . . . me too...

~ i can be smart. . . . until people start using computer abbreviations that i haven't seen before. . . . . . god, i know. jeez, that is fun. don't you use the whole ttfn thig against me either!

~ i like the All-American Rejects, Cobra Starship (me too!), Avril Lavigne (me too!), Rihanna (me too!), the Fray (me too!), Hedley (me too!), some Bullet for My Valentine, some My Chemical Romance, and some of the Killers. i have many more, but that's about all i'm gonna put down here. . . . i like So What by P!nk (me too!), Hot 'n Cold by Katy Perry (me too!), City is at War by Cobra Starship (me too!), and Dead! by My Chemical Romance.

~ i may seem kinda' emo, but i'm not, so yeah. . . . .(me too!)

~ i have to go get off as my brother is screaming at me to. . . . .

Hey! I introduced you to cobra starship! and you spelt blondes wrong. it has an e. i know i just proved your theory true. well actually its a fact. i just spelled it the male way, that's all. so it was still technically right. . . i just noticed that we're having a chat on our profile and everybody is reading it. hmm. . . at least it makes it more interesting, right? my earrings poking into my skin because i'm listening to music. woo! i'm listening to Trouble by P!nk!! i am addicted to almost all her songs, along with Cobra Starship, All-American Rejects, and My Chemical Romance!!

Yeah, we both love City is at War by Cobra Starship cuz it is an awesome song, AND they kill people with pie.

We are sometimes short on ideas, so if you have a request for a one shot, tell us! (umm. . . how is 20 oneshot ideas in 2 hours short of ideas??) 2 hours? more like 1 and a half. just let me have my one shot request fun! (fine)