Hi I am Herb.

My name is long story involving my friend, a boring lesson and Rene Aramis d'Herblay. To cut it short I fangirl so much over the fact that Aramis has 'herb' in his last name so I am now known as Herb to my friend.

ceeeeeeerrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllll

bYe...

Actual stuff that you might want to know about me:

- I am probably not perfectly sane *grins insanely*

- I have a stupid amount of plot bunnies but I rarely actually get round to writing them

- I have a list of fics I need to write

- I have only written one of them

- halp

- Mark Hamill looks like Michael J Fox

- My mother is convinced that I am a psychopath

- I am not

- That's not definite though...

- My name is Legoelf

- I don't know why

- It just happened

- That's a lie, it's Aimee

- The Lord of the Rings is my happy land

- Star Wars is my long time love affair

- The Musketeers is my current fling

- Harry Potter was my big spend when I went shopping

- Being Human (UK version) is my bae

- The Mortal Instruments is my guilty pleasure

- Marvel is my late night date night

- I don't have a ship, I have a navy

- OTPs don't exist because I have too many

- All my ships are my OTPs

- Fitzsimmons make me cry

- Romione is just *squeeze your face and squeal*

- Han and Leia are so adorable

- Magnus and Alec, just don't get me started, I love them too much. The kiss... that is all I have to say.

- Convinced that Harry Shum Jr and Matthew Daddario ship their characters and have meet up Fridays and do no homo Malec

- Maaaaaaaaaaalllllllleeeeeeeeeccccc is gay

- I'm going to shut up now

- The elves from Rise of the Guardians are my minions

- I have two gnomes called Grunt and Griffin who live in my crazy head

- bYe

Hi I thought I should put some sensible stuff in because you know, sensible people might read this and wonder why I'm so weird. So here's the normal stuff. I live in Dorset, England and I have a dog (who is currently barking his head off because my lil' bros and playing basketball and he wants to join in). I am currently doing A-levels which is HELL. I don't know what else to say about me that's relevant... but yeh that's probably all you need to know about me so yup bye byes xxx

I don't know whether to delete all this and do an actual 'normal' profile but for now ima leave it lOL

Stories to date:

Eurus (Sherlock)

A Collection of Malec (The Mortal Instruments)- multi-chaptered

Always (Star Wars)

A Tale of Scabior, Greyback and their Idiots (Harry Potter)

Look up at the Stars (Private Peaceful)