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Joined 11-04-08, id: 1733727, Profile Updated: 04-04-17
Author has written 4 stories for 39 Clues, Gone with the Wind, and Glee.

Hey y'all!!!

I'm Lasaraleen, hello to all of you. I shall keep this brief as I refuse to bore you all to death. And if you're wondering about my name, let's just say I used to be a HUGE Chronicles of Narnia fangirl until Voyage of the Dawn Treader came out. That killed it for me, but I was too lazy to change my penname.

The basics: I'm a 17 year old girl who loves to read novels and fanfiction. I write a lot too, but most of them end up deleted as they don't seem good enough. I am also an opera singer (not professional lol), a ballet dancer, and an actress. I'm also a huge musical theatre geek.

I am absolutely in love with Gone With The Wind. I first read it when I was 10 and watched the movie at 13. most of my friends find my weird and annoying because of my obsession with it, hahaha.

I only have one fic for it so far since all my other GWTW fics are in my usb which my friends like to delete as pranks. So..yeah. I'm absolutely a sucker for tearjerker fics, especially those that end up with Scarlett dead. No I am not a saddist. I just like seeing Rhett's guilt.

I read the 39 Clues when they first came out sometime 2005 I think. The whole idea of an around the world race is just so intriguing.

I've only published three stories so far, which are for the 39 Clues and Gone With The Wind. I also have some stories up my sleeve which for me are not yet good enough to be published, expect them soon!!!

Klaine is my life. I support LGBT rights and all homophobes out there can suck my non-existent dick.

I don't have any Klaine stories published yet, though, since none of them seem on par with the stories I read.

RYAN MURPHY HAS TO START USING HIS HEAD, HIS STORYLINES MAKE ZERO SENSE.

Other than that, I'm also a HUGE Darren Everett Criss fan. He is perfection personified.


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy or I'm an ugly nerd with glasses.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be really fobby.
I'm JAPANESE, so I MUST dress like people in animes
I'm FILIPINO, so I MUST be extremely gorgeous.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be having sex with them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA, he was...
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having a problem

We aren't always what people think we should be.


This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36.Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67.Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jamb
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth


Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Put Your iPod on Shuffle and Copy down the Song

Opening credits: Don't Do Sadness from the musical Spring Awakening

Waking up: Facade from the musical Jekyll and Hyde (yes, because I use one everyday)

First day of school: High School Rock Out by Darren Criss (How oddly appropriate)

Falling in love: If I Die Young by the Band Perry (I'll never know the loving of a man, but it sure felt nice when he was holding my hand.)

Fighting: Once You See from the musical Carrie (you can't unsee)

Breaking up: Stutter by Darren Criss (Another extremely appropriate song!! :))

Driving: Maybe This Time from the musical Cabaret (Maybe this time I'll be lucky and catch that green light)

Flashback: My Vietnam by P!nk (DAMN YOU YOU'RE READING MY HEAD ALREADY!!)

Mental Breakdown: Murder Murder from the musical Jekyll and Hyde (Yesss murdeeeeeeeeeeer :))

Getting back together: Gee Officer Krupke from the musical West Side Story (...)

Wedding: The Phantom of the Opera (good to know I'll be forced to marry someone..)

Birth of a child: Epiphany from the musical Bare (My son will be gay.)

Final battle: Whipped Into Shape from the musical Legally Blonde (WHAT)

Death scene: Cell Block Tango from the musical Chicago (HE HAD IT COMING!)

Funeral: Superboy and Invisible Girl from the musical Next to Normal (Well, I AM invisible..)

End credits: You Can't Get A Man With A Gun from the musical Annie Get Your Gun (Nice ending bro.)


“This is for the girls who don’t always win. The girls who stay up all night listening to music that inspires them. The girls that laugh, smile, cry and think all on a daily basis. The girls who love, learn and regret. The girls who may never have it easy. The girls who learn the hard way to live and tell about it. The real girls.”

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.
TOTAL: 11

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner. (ALWAYS)
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of everything.
TOTAL: 12


A GLEE QUESTIONNAIRE

1) Who is your favorite character? Why?

BLAINE DEVON ANDERSON. Because he is amazing. Absolutely. Just..his voice, his hair, his eyes, his dancing, his body, GOD. I also love Kurt though, he's so strong and amazing, and I really feel like I can relate to him.

2) Who is your least favorite character? Why?
RACHEL. BECAUSE SHE IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING ANNOYING.

3) What is your favorite pairing?
KLAINE, KLAINE, KLAINE, AND KLAINE.

4) What is your least favorite pairing?
Kurtofsky, that is just...weird. And gross. I mean, really. What the fucking fuck.

5) Do you have a secret pairing that other people might not understand?
Sebtana. Because they're two gay characters of opposite genders who have more sexual tension than most heterosexual couples in the show.

6) What is your favorite Glee song?
Um um um... I don't know. They're all amazing. Well, most are... well.. I guess anything sung by Kurt, Blaine, or Klaine.

7) What is your least favorite Glee song?
GANGNAM STYLE. NUFF SAID.

8) What is your favorite Glee performance?
At The Ballet.

9) What is your least favorite Glee performance?
GANGNAM STYLE.

10) What is your favorite Glee episode? Hmmm...Lights Out. Or I Do.

11) What is your least favorite Glee episode?
THE BREAK UP. MY BABIEEEES!

12) You’re the new kid at McKinley. Who are you most likely to become friends with?
Blaine or Kurt :) Although Kurt's graduated, well then, Blaine. I'd be his hag and we could go boxing together, singing together and shit. Also Marley, because I relate to her.

13) You decide to audition for the Glee Club. What song do you sing?
Carrie from the musical Carrie :P

14) Most of the Gleeks are doubling up. What other extracurricular activity are you involved in?
Science club, or Dance.

15) Jacob Ben Israel has written a scathing review of your performance on his online blog! What do you do?
Feel awful, but whatthefuckever. To each his own.

16) Sue Sylvester has dragged you by your ear to Principal Figgins’ office. Why?
Because I hit the asshole who dared hurt my friends.

17) April Rhodes has returned to McKinley! What terrible lesson does she teach you?
How to be sexy?

18) Mr. Schuester is struggling to think of songs for the Glee Club to perform. What do you suggest to him?
BROADWAY. Or My Chemical Romance.

19) Sue Sylvester has chosen you to be one of “Sue’s Kids”. What derogatory name does she call you by?
Stick, because people call me that.

20) You eat some bad Chinese food before you go to bed and have a Glee related nightmare. What happens in it?
Rachel goes psycho and kills a lot of people who want her solos. NOOOOO!!

21) After a few months of being in the Glee Club, you form a crush on a certain someone. Who is this someone?
Blaine, who else? Other than Kurt, that is.

22) It’s been 20 years since the Glee kids have graduated. What is (the character of your choice) doing?
Klaine is married. Blaine is a Grammy award winning singer, and Kurt is a top fashion designer over whose designs celebrities fight over.

23) Mr. Schuester gives the Glee kids the task of another mash-up. What two songs do you use?
...Somebody That I Used To Know and Call Me Maybe?

24) You think that’s hard? Try, that’s hard!
NO NEED TO FUCKING RUB IT IN!

25) You catch Sue Sylvester trying to sabotage the Glee Club. What is she doing?
Feeding them shit to make them sick.


Scream

I didn’t scream

Just bit my tongue and swallowed

But I could not digest the pain

The betrayal, the agony

Nightmares attacked

Such painful reminders

Far too solid ghosts

Of all too real memories

Smiles faded

Laughter died

And happiness fled

Then whispers sounded in my head

For only myself to hear

Could not block the sound

Was not able to ignore

So I listened

A new friendship was formed

My new sharp metal friend

We made such beautiful art together

Silver, red and white

A frightfully fascinating combination

But friends come and go

I lost contact with silver

More than once

After a short break

We shared a bloody reunion

Then I left again

Only to seek silver out once more

Silver belonged with porcelain and crimson

But the friendship had to reach a permanent end

Farewell my sharpest friend

Gone but not forgotten

I’ll wear your reminders

Not with shame or guilt

But with pride

For I was strong enough to say goodbye

And strong enough to keep living

Despite the fact I did not scream

Not that anyone was listening

But eventually I did speak up

They listened

And they believed

But could not help

No-one will ever truly help

I could cry a tear or two

Whisper till I scream

But it would not change a thing

The memory will still haunt me

At its most painful when he’s in the room

He who dares to greet me hello

To offer a smile

To bid me farewell

He who dares to look upon me

Not even seeing the damage inside

I was silent for so long

And now I am quiet once more

It is too late to clean such a mess

Too late to undo what was done

Too late for forgiveness

But it is never too late to scream

And someday I will

Right in his face

Oh yes, my screams will deafen him

My screams will deafen all

XXX

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The Fledgling Year by Schmo and Sushi reviews
Cor's mission is to explore Archenland and learn about his people. Aravis's mission is to find him a suitable bride. Their only obstacles? Each other. And, of course, the occasional rogue dragon. [Aravis/Cor. Canon compliant.]
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 106 - Words: 550,155 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 1/9/2010 - [Aravis, Shasta/Cor] Corin
Sweet Addictions by MikiMagic reviews
Levi gets extremely ill and Petra helps care for him. Petra struggles with her feelings for her commanding officer, and both of them are faced with major sexual tension between one another. The two end up caught in a conflicted, yet heated sexual relationship that seems extremely addicting to both, leading to more conflicted feelings on both ends.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,105 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Levi A., Petra R.
Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,863 - Reviews: 4119 - Favs: 5,859 - Follows: 3,892 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Broken Bird Sing by no.1Schizo reviews
AU Kurt never went to spy on the Warblers but met Blaine soon enough as a new student to Dalton A broken shell of a boy he once was. Can Blaine break through the walls Kurt put around himself or give up on an obviously hopeless case? Klaine M for language
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 92,838 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Worthless Priceless by Captain Pihkal reviews
Slavery AU – At a slave market Kurt rescues a slave from certain death and takes him home. Hurt/Comfort
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,926 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Petra by KuraraOkumura reviews
Levi mourns Petra's death. Set directly after Episode 22, in which Petra, along with Gunther, Eld, Oluo and many others of the Recon Corps, loose their lives to the Female Titan. This is my tribute to Petra. Her death, and her father's words, hit me harder than I could express solely with tears. SPOILERS to the first season of the anime. Rated for language and death theme. Oneshot.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Levi A., Petra R.] - Complete
Never Say Goodbye by Annabelle Graceton reviews
Post 4x04 Blaine is so heartbroken and can't see himself living without Kurt. What happens when he decides that he literally can't live without Kurt? Warning: Suicidal references. Disclaimer: I do not own Glee or any of its characters or any of the songs used in this story. I do own this storyline.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,010 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Guardian Angel by Incendia Glacies reviews
After his mother's death, Kurt Hummel wanted just one thing for Christmas, an angel to make him and his dad happy again. Enter Blaine Anderson, who literally comes crashing into their lives and into their hearts. Warnings: Age!Difference (12 years),eventual romance...regular polls INDEFINITE HIATUS! I'm so sorry, PM me if you want info about the story.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 95,194 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - [Kurt H., Blaine A.]
Unwritten by Klaine Hummelson reviews
Kurt feels more and more neglected by his friends and even at home as it feels like his father rather spends time with Finn than him. His friends in school are too busy with their own problems and won't notice him struggling with the bullies or take notice of him in glee club any more. Then he meets a stranger named Blaine and maybe things will change for the better? Klaine Furt :D
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,610 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Kurt H., Burt H., Blaine A., New Directions - Complete
In the Shadow of Kings by ultimatefandomfangirl reviews
Arthur has to sack Merlin after he screwed up in front of an important delegation of kings. He doesn't know how he did it, but Merlin is sure he took the slide to hell. Warning:Helpless!Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,396 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Until Next Time by strikeachord reviews
Kurt finds a strange journal belonging to the intellectual, mysterious BDA, and decides to leave a message for him. AU *rated T just for chapter 7, K for basically everything else* Now on Scarves & Coffee!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,639 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Perfect by lotrelmo1992 reviews
Blaine's new friend Sebastian makes Kurt question himself. Makes him strive to be perfect! But what happens when it goes a little too far! TRIGGER WARNINGS: Anorexia, Self-Harm, Graphic Detail, and Language. RATED M
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 68,624 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Show and Tell by greyridinghood67 reviews
Blaine is tired of being bullied, so for show and tell one day he brings his cat human hybrid, Kurt. kid!fic kitty!kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Like A Candle Slowly Burning by eloquentfever reviews
OLD FANFICTION: Blaine & Kurt are married. Blaine's cheating on Kurt with Nick. Kurt finds out & plans to kill himself so they can be together, except he doesn't know that Blaine doesn't LOVE Nick...and now Blaine's clutching Kurt's lifeless body. Glee angst meme fill.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Absence makes the heart grow fonder by StichedupBertie reviews
Blaine re-thinks his and Kurt's relationship due to doubts Sebastian has given him. However what happens when Kurt gets threatened and needs Blaine most of all?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 115,073 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
50 Facts About Kurt Hummel by clonedmemories reviews
It's fifty facts about Kurt Hummel. Fifty facts. That's all. Isn't it?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Kurt's Forbidden Word by cchummerson reviews
In which Kurt is permanently scarred from his Sex-Ed class and Blaine is determined to make him even more so. Short Klaine drabble which takes place over cyber chat. Rated T for sexual references that the youngin's shouldn't be exposed to.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
First Cut by gleekilicious reviews
"Last chance," Blaine all but whispers, the light shining at an awkward angle that throws half of his face into shadow and Blaine has never looked so much like a classic movie star, except now... Now he's the star in a horror film, rather than a romance.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I'm Yours by isansa reviews
Puck begins to wonder about Beth and where her life has taken her, years after the fact. Season 1 spoilers
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Puck, Beth C. - Complete
I Don't Love You by lulu0814 reviews
Does Rhett still love Scarlett? Does Scarlett really love Rhett? Will they forgive each other? With such personalities, who knows? And after all, even Scarlett isn't strong enough to bear everything the world throws at her. Not very fluffy or happy.
Gone with the Wind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,591 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Alternate Ending by Dionna LaRae reviews
This is a one shot, a darker perspective on what could have happened to Rhett and Scarlett at the end of GWTW. Twisted.
Gone with the Wind - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Scarlett O., Rhett B. - Complete
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You Don't Mess With My Brother reviews
What if Adam's sister found out about the Klaine reunion? This is basically my take on what could have happened. She is definitely not amused. Rated T for language, rating may change. First Glee fanfic, please be kind! [DISCONTINUED]
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/4/2017 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Adam
Escape reviews
Rhett Butler always needed escape; he never knew it came with a price. "What if" during the miscarriage. Tear jerker, please be warned.
Gone with the Wind - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/4/2011
I Dreamed A Dream reviews
In New York, Amy and Dan investigate the Statue of Liberty and see a note directing them to the musical Les Miserables. Songfic to I Dreamed A Dream.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/19/2010
10 Ways to Annoy Ian Kabra reviews
Dan thinks Ian has to be put down a knotch, and makes a list of things to annoy Ian.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete