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Hi :) I feel like this is where I should tell you something about myself. That's useless though, as I am a rather boring person. I like fanfiction (Dramione is OTP), I'm a Ravenclaw and Thunderbird. Unfortunately I'm the most uncreative person alive, so I don't write fan fiction myself. Kudos to those with enough imagination to write because you guys make my days and I love you for it. |
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The Wand by Colubrina reviews
Draco Malfoy is hired by the Ministry to track down a missing relic worth killing for. Hermione Granger might be his best lead, or might be behind the string of bad luck that trips up anyone who goes near the thing. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,790 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 6/7 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
An Unexpected Malfoy by RiverWriter reviews
Once upon a time Hermione Granger literally ran into Draco Malfoy in a bookshop. His mother sees a connection between her son and the muggleborn that she can't ignore and determines to get to know the girl. An imagining of how things could have gone if Hermione had been taken under the wing of the Malfoy family.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 208,036 - Reviews: 4040 - Favs: 4,192 - Follows: 6,101 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 9/19/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Narcissa M., Lucius M.]
Pure by xxxkia reviews
When Astoria blesses Draco with an heir, he lays the world at her feet. But through an accident he finds out a well kept secret regarding his son that makes him question the child's maternity. Draco tries to find out how Astoria had managed to give him a child that was obviously his but definitely not hers. Who is the real mother of his son?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,274 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 2,729 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 10/24/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
I've Run Out Of Excuses (Granger Family Reunion) by lizzyrocks.m reviews
It's 2009, and it's been years since Hermione's seen anyone in her family aside from her parents, she doesn't think she's seen them since the summer after third year. Now, at 29, Hermione has run out of excuses to feed her parents on why she can't come to a Granger Family Reunion. How unfortunate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,660 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 2/27/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] OC, Scorpius M.
Crazy For You by Annamonk reviews
Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live. -Charles Bukowski They aren't my characters, but I just had to play with them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 71,966 - Reviews: 2113 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 2,072 - Updated: 11/20/2018 - Published: 11/20/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Consequences of Love and War by bentnotbroken1 reviews
(War Drabble Series set in a Voldemort Wins AU timeline.) Draco Malfoy, Death Eater and turncoat, is doing his best to navigate this new and darker world when something unexpected is thrown into his lap. His life changes instantly and the urge to overthrow his Lord grows stronger as he realizes time is running out. (kid fic)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,786 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 11/4/2018 - Published: 7/9/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Narcissa M.
In the Arms of Her Dragon by Wolf Blossom reviews
"Why're you crying?" Draco whispered, sitting down beside Hermione in a deserted Great Hall. Looking up at him with puffy eyes, she admitted what happened earlier at the Gryffindor Tower. Without a moment's hesitation, he wrapped an arm around her shoulders and said: "Come on, you're spending the night in the Slytherin dungeon. With me."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 146,266 - Reviews: 4083 - Favs: 5,947 - Follows: 8,278 - Updated: 4/24/2018 - Published: 8/23/2012 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Golden Tattoo by weestarmeggie reviews
Hermione and Draco navigate their way through Hogwarts in search of their soulmate with the help of various golden tattoo's.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,326 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 2/19/2018 - Published: 11/25/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Narcissa M.
The Beautiful Damned by withered reviews
Tired of playing puppet, and carrying the burden as Magical Britain's most famous token Muggle-born; a night of lust with the social pariah of a ruined House sets her on the course to getting back everything that was taken from her. The war is over, but Hermione's reign has just begun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,039 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 1/7/2018 - Published: 2/13/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Being silly by LightofEvolution reviews
Even Hermione Granger is allowed to be silly sometimes. And when she happens to run into Draco Malfoy in this state, things might get interesting. Dramione, EWE, 8th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,845 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 1/5/2018 - Published: 5/23/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
let it be me by Frogster reviews
Hermione just wants to have a relatively normal eighth year. However, she quickly finds that her life will never be normal. First, Draco Malfoy apologizes to her and a fast, firm friendship grows between them. Then the Wizarding world is rocked by an ancient marriage law. Will Hermione stubbornly cling to her life's plans or will she let Draco be what she needs? DHr, Mild M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 7/1/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Harry P., Ginny W.]
The Brightest Black by Enigmaticrose4 reviews
On that fateful Halloween night Bellatrix Lestrange decided to sate her bloodlust on an innocent muggleborn family. Life is never again the same for the Most Noble and Ancient House of Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 278,018 - Reviews: 4469 - Favs: 4,017 - Follows: 3,257 - Updated: 7/15/2017 - Published: 3/17/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Wrong Strain by Colubrina reviews
Everyone knew what veela were. Veela were magical creatures, breathtakingly beautiful, who captivated men with a single look. It would have been nice to have been that strain. Instead, Hermione Granger was infected by another. Instead of captivating all men, she was captivated by one. She'd die without him. She was already in almost constant pain. DRAMIONE. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 85,610 - Reviews: 12200 - Favs: 4,702 - Follows: 3,280 - Updated: 5/15/2017 - Published: 1/4/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Enekpe's Clock by sunshinesundae reviews
An Order mission gone terribly, terribly wrong leaves Draco dead and Hermione trapped in a time loop, doomed to relive it. Can she save his life, or is fate a force too strong to fight? War AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,858 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/4/2017 - Published: 3/8/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
You're Not Scary by Aiiriika reviews
Curiosity got the better of Rowena, when she decided to follow Salazar to the Chamber of Secrets. She then met Salazar's basilisk, which was not as scary as she though a snake might be. ONE-SHOT. RowenaxSalazar
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2017 - [Salazar S., Rowena R.] - Complete
Thursdays by withered reviews
"You as my Healer; me as your patient; arrived under the circumstances of my noteworthy occupation with a broken nose, only to be fixed by you, the girl who once despised me, and coincidentally, broke my nose when we were children."/ "Will you be narrating the rest of our encounter, Malfoy?"/ "Oh, is there more?" [Healer Granger/Quidditch player Malfoy] [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,223 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 2/23/2017 - Published: 1/19/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
surrender by coerulus reviews
their eyelids slide shut; slowly, like honey melting off a spoon, and katara's lips are the first to part. he swallows. zuko ღ katara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,986 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/12/2017 - [Zuko, Katara] - Complete
please (don't) meet me under the mistletoe by akaiiko reviews
"I have a plan. It's a plan that's kind of like invading Russia in winter. But it's a plan." Zuko finds the love of his life while hiding under a buffet table at his mother's Christmas party and it's not a complete disaster. [Zutara; Modern AU; Zutara Month 2016]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/30/2016 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Caught by a Cosmopolitan by Noppoh reviews
ONE-SHOT As Hermione is leaving a muggle cocktail bar a drunkard starts harassing her. To her surprise Draco Malfoy comes to the rescue. How will the evening turn out? Rated M for adult content. smut HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,278 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/27/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Dreams of Requirement by Kyonomiko reviews
The Room of Requirement has a remarkable ability to give you what you need, even if you're unsure how to ask. Draco needs to hold himself together. Dreams seem to be all he has. 6th year A/U Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,073 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 11/5/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
heart is open by coerulus reviews
His arms find their way around her waist, and all the stars align again. / zuko ღ katara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2016 - [Zuko, Katara] - Complete
This Little Light of Mine by optimise reviews
"One day, you'll find your light, Cissa. And they'll lead you out of this darkness. Promise me that you'll hold onto to it when the time comes." one-shot, canon up till Battle of Hogwarts, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,858 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/30/2016 - [Narcissa M., Lucius M.] [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
colours by optimise reviews
she found him tucked in between every spectrum of visibility. d/hr—one-shot, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Silver Eyes, Golden Owls and a Stolen Kiss by sunshinesundae reviews
Auror Hermione chases a thief through the crowded London Underground. Winner of Best Overall Fic in the DramioneLove Mini Fest 2016.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/12/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Snap by InLoveWithDraco13 reviews
"This is war," Draco hissed, his hand clenching tightly around the bottle, fantasizing that it was Granger's throat underneath his firm grasp, whether in pain or pleasure, it didn't matter. Sirius brought his glass to his lips, which were quirked with glee. "All's fair, mate."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,454 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 5/1/2016 - Published: 3/28/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ron W., Pansy P. - Complete
Devil's Snare by sunshinesundae reviews
Hermione wants a new job. Will boss Malfoy let her go? "Tell me, Granger, do you often imagine me in bed?" "If you mean death bed," she said sweetly. "Then every day."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,021 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 4/9/2016 - Published: 7/2/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Bruises by champagne for the pain reviews
Harry is concerned when he notices bruises on Hermione's thighs, so he decides to confront her. Soon, he will deeply regret his life choices... (This could probably be rated T? Not sure.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 77 - Published: 3/16/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Morning After What! by sunshinesundae reviews
Hermione wakes up, hungover and tied to a stranger's bed, with no recollection of how she got there. "I know you're not asleep," he said. "Because if you were, you'd still be snoring like a troll with a head cold." Dramione one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,431 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 84 - Published: 2/27/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
drum roll please by withered reviews
Hermione's just waiting to wake up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,563 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/30/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
A Nose That Can See by Colubrina reviews
Hermione Granger has found herself inexplicably tossed back into time to Tom Riddle's Hogwarts. And he's a Veela and, wouldn't you know it, she's his mate. Could life get worse? But he seems to have an endless supply of out-of-season fruit so it can't be all bad, right? Tomione. Major character death, musical theater, and all that fruit. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,520 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 2,441 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - [Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.] Mulciber, Abraxas M. - Complete
Magnetic Attraction by cleotheo reviews
An accident in charms leaves Hermione and Draco unable to move more than a few feet away from each other. As they learn to live in such close proximity they also start to develop a romantic relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,134 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Witch Lit by IronDoormat reviews
The funny thing is, I didn't even have a hard decision to make. In the contest between keeping my decade-old secret and losing Malfoy's friendship, there was only one choice. DM/HG, EWE, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,710 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 69 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Oblivious by cleotheo reviews
As Harry watched his best friend getting his heart broke, he couldn't help but think things might have been easier for Ron if he wasn't so oblivious. All the signs were there he had just chosen to ignore them. Harry's realisation of a relationship forming between Hermione and Draco. Dramione from Harry's perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 228 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Little, Fragile Toys by Bex-chan reviews
"That incident, their first kiss, always reminded her of a car crash; people often described how they could recall every moment before and every moment after, but the impact itself was lost or hazy, like when you find a new bruise and can't remember where it came from. And Hermione could genuinely remember every detail that followed the impact. Every detail." Dramione. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 2,326 - Follows: 468 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Thirty Times Lucky by galfoy reviews
"Granger, I can't hire you on any longer," Draco said. Hermione stared at him. Losing her job might actually mean losing the War, and she had to bargain, but there was literally nothing she had that he would want. Or was there?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,128 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
On My Knees by RZZMG reviews
Draco Malfoy's role as double-agent for the Order has put him & Hermione Granger into close contact for the last 4 years, turning them into unwitting allies. The secret attraction between them finally reaches a boiling point... Romance-Hot Shag! Story won 1st Place for "HOTTEST SMUT SCENE" at the 2012 Spring Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 205 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Spontaneity and Excitement by Emerald-Kisses reviews
I want more spontaneity, try something more...exciting." So, she wanted spontaneity? She wanted more excitement? Well, he was Draco Malfoy, so he would do his damned best. - Finale of Dramione Sexcapades. Rated M for a reason! R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,556 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 224 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Revenge of the MuggleBorn by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Hermione was planning the best form of revenge yet. After Malfoy's stint a few weeks back, Hermione planned on getting back at him using her wits and her body. Sequel to Morning Shower. ONESHOT! Part two of HG/DM Sexcapades Trilogy. Rate M for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,309 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 217 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Morning Shower by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Head Girl. What happens when there's only one shower and both need to take one? Two-part oneshot! Please R&R. Enjoy. COMPLETE! First of the: Dramione Sexcapades Trilogy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,522 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 2,202 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete