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Akatsuki Employee Handbook by
Phantomflower reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki. From how members are chosen to organizational rules and regulations, look for it here.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,622 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 11/2/2018 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Pain/Pein, Madara U.
Thickness of Blood: FEAR by
SuchaCarelessWhisper reviews
The Pointman gets himself stuck between now and the past; Fettel is with him through it but is Fettel really there to protect him from the dangers of their past and painful memories? Child molestation, sexual abuse, child abuse, violence, gore, foul language and hints of incest
F.E.A.R. - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,488 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Alma W., P. Fettel, Point Man, Sgt. Becket
Immortal Crack by
Jack Brocket reviews
The notorious My Immortal, slightly cracked. Abandoned - for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,411 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - OC
A shaman in Konoha by
Tiarna reviews
AU. A crossover of Shaman king and Naruto. Yoh finds himself in the Naruto universe. How will he change events?
Crossover - Shaman King & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,899 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Yoh A., Sasuke U.
Take It or Leave It by
kc-archive reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 3,189 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Solicitation by
Cheryl Dyson reviews
George Weasley fixes up his brother after an incident involving a sprained ankle. WARNING: Brothercest and MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/17/2010 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Dear Voldemort, It's Me, Harry by
siriuslives394 reviews
Harry has one simple request for his arch nemesis: could he stop trying to kill him? Please?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Gentleman Pervert by
Digitallace reviews
Can Harry come to terms with both Draco and his werewolf form? And more importantly, can Draco come to terms with it? Warnings for explicit adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,044 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by
Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
A Complex Malfoy by
Billie Hart reviews
Draco Malfoy has never claimed to be the Hogwarts Sex God, but letting rumors circulate never hurt anyone. At least, not until he gets some rather strange news...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,136 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Taming of the Sand by
Friglit reviews
Following the failed invasion of Konoha, a wounded Gaara returns to Suna. Aoi is the peace loving medical-nin assigned to tend to the feared Jinchuriki. On feeling a strange bond with the tormented boy... ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,873 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Gaara, Kankuro
Five Truths by
Lisse reviews
Just like the title says. Five facts about various shinobi, updated sporadically and as time permits.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009
Things gaara would never do by
MedievalAnt reviews
Ever wonder what types of things Gaara would never do? Here is a little guide to help find out.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Gaara
Drinking Conversations by
SanitysOverrated87 reviews
One-Shot. Naruto, Sasuke, and Gaara join up with Inuyasha and Sesshomaru for a couple of drinks. Someone mentions fanfiction and suddenly they're all thinking about the fanfiction sex. Bloody noses, insults, and fun ensue!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
Excerpts from the Diary of the Forgotten by
theyalwaysdestroymysoul reviews
Gaara, aged seven, prepares for his speech presentation. But how could he, regarded as a monster, get visitors? A oneshot which features Gaara's feelings as an innocent, torn apart kid who's a victim of circumstances.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Waiting for Sunlight by
A Curious Stranger reviews
Sleep is an impossibility for one Gaara of the Desert, and in the depths of night he sits and waits for the morning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Gaara - Complete
Tasteful Revenge by
Cadaverous Apples reviews
-"What in Merlin's name were you three doing!" "Promoting inter-house unity, Professor." "Yes, thank you, Miss Weasley, we can all see that. And how exactly did this lead to Mr. Malfoy's and Mr. Zabini's tongues being down your throat?" Oneshot. DGB smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
High Priced Malfoy Edition by
Cheryl Dyson reviews
If you read High Priced and wondered why Draco was so evil... well this might open your eyes. This is Draco's version. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,333 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 132 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Icy, cold mess by
MsRiRy reviews
One-shot; Sakura, Gaara, alcohol. Enough said. Oh, and Naruto in his boxers!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
A Histrionic Prat By Any Other Name… by
Twisted Biscuit reviews
In his fifth year at Hogwarts, Tom Riddle concocts a new name for himself. A name which no one is ever allowed to use... Yes, because THAT sounds practical, Tom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Fenrir G. - Complete
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by
Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
Equilibrium by
Celtic Oak reviews
A series of oneshots set after Sunagakure belly dance. Views of everyday life in the shared world of Gaara and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,415 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara
Paying A Compliment by
firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 134 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Veneer by
kc-archive reviews
Pein & Sakura. But don't you see? He's not a villain, he's just an antihero.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H. - Complete
A Malfoy Complex by
Billie Hart reviews
Harry is upset about being a virgin at 16, and attempts to fix this dilemma.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Next Time by
kc-archive reviews
Hidan & Sakura. Fifty reasons she's worth it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Good Morning, Kazekage by
YourAngelStandingBy reviews
Sakura gives Gaara a wakeup call. Nothing too graphic, just some heavy petting, but rated M just to be safe. It's a ONESHOT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Babysitting Battles by
GorensGirl reviews
The Marauders' first attempt at babysitting. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/1/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Tortured by
YourAngelStandingBy reviews
Gaara is an insomniac. I guess this is just a bit of his thinking during one of his sleepless nights. Probably OOC, and I apologize for that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Blue Moons and Grindylows by
GorensGirl reviews
Remus and Sirius recount embarrassing schoolday stories about each other for the amusement of the kids. Set during the summer of OotP. Chapter two up! Finally!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Mornings by
Dreaming of Everything reviews
Because Gaara is always there in the mornings. Gen sandsibs bondingfic, completed oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Not Foolish by
Death Eater Bella reviews
After leaving his family behind, Sirius Black goes to the one place where he feels welcome, to the one place where he is loved.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
Cold Front by
Celtic Oak reviews
AU. The cold winds of the coming winter can bring the most unexpected things. GaaSaku. Twoshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,631 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Coffee Table Talk by
firefly reviews
Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by
firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 167 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
The Ultimate Choice by
iamanevilgenius reviews
“You’re not a killer,” or so Dumbledore told Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Draco M. - Complete
Sunagakure belly dance by
Celtic Oak reviews
Throughout his life, Gaara has faced many trials... but none of them as challenging as a pink haired belly dancer. GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,585 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
My Paradox by
Rasuto reviews
Gaara smiles. Gaara loves. Gaara wonders. Gaara learns. Gaara cries. Gaara hurts. Gaara kills. But in the end, Gaara tries. Aftermath of Yashamaru's assasination attempt and murder. Chibi angst and blood. A tribute to Gaara. R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Alive No More by
Rasuto reviews
A poem about surrender and despair. May make you or break you. Death is in the air...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2005
My Sacrifice by
MeeLee reviews
[One−shot] [Ren−centric] No one knows of the sacrifice a Tao must make for his family. The tattoo on Ren’s back is not as innocent as it seems... R&R.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Ren T. - Complete
Demon Child by
MeeLee reviews
[One-shot] [Ren-centric] Ren did not always have golden eyes. When he was born, his eyes were black as the midnight sky. But then one day, he made his father angry...Please R&R.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Ren T. - Complete
Rag Doll by
Kitty-chan33 reviews
The tale of a lusty, Ren obsessed authoress and her adventures in the Shaman King world...
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,460 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/19/2005 - Published: 3/18/2005
When A Malfoy Loves by
Sohara von Salienta reviews
A vignette about Draco Malfoy, his past, and his own particular way of loving someone, set as closely to canon as possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Draco M.
The History of the 'F' Word by
Kitty-chan33 reviews
Manta explains the usage of the 'F' word, using the Mankin cast as examples. Warning: LANGUAGE! Duh... Otherwise, this is pretty tame.
Shaman King - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2004 - Complete
Goldifoy and the Four Muggles by
Vitugglan reviews
Draco Malfoy and his friends invade a Muggle home.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Draco M.
To Give is to Force reviews
Paxton grows tired of being ignored.
F.E.A.R. - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2013 - P. Fettel, Point Man - Complete