Inspired by lazysunday30's awesome fic 'Colorblind'. The fashion world is crazy about one Alexandra Saxton, Miranda included. But what does her ex-assistant have to do with it? I'm awfully awful at summaries!

After many failing attempts to repeatedly trying to get over her one-night-stand with Miranda, Andy resorts to revenge by doing to same to Miranda. Femslash, obviously. Very Mirandy. This is my first time writing any fanfics at all, so if you've got any, anything at all, to tell me, go right ahead :P (anons enabled)

Sometimes even Miranda Priestly needs to be saved.

Andy and Miranda's lives are suddenly turned upside down by some shocking news that has long-reaching consequences for both of them. An entry for the July Fic-a-thon over on LJ.

After Nate left, Andy realizes the hollow feeling in her heart isn't due to his departure from her life but the not quite divorced woman whom Andy is realizing she's head over Choos in love with. After a terrifying assault & the equally terrifying knowledge that a new baby is on the way, Miranda finds herself weakened enough to admit to the same rogue desires; to herself & to Andy.

The Marauders thought it would be a blast to ask Professor McGonagall to be their date on the Yule Ball.

AU. Andy's stuck taking French 101 her senior year at Northwestern University, and her new project partner just glares at her. What makes this nicely dressed, blue-eyed girl have such an attitude problem? Eventual Mirandy.

COMPLETED! Western AU. Emma Swan, gunslinger, rescues local brothel Madame, Regina, from mob when she sheltered a runaway girl but the town thought she was "pressing her into service." Prompted by the following image by Kayryn: t. co / uyOkCuWeku

A storm ushers in an expected opportunity for Regina to finally rid herself of Emma Swan. She will posses the sheriff's heart and then crush it. But what happens when nothing goes as planned? Rated M for language and Swan Queen sexytimes.

Angelina Jolie and Elle Fanning's relationship on set goes beyond that. After the Paris press conference and some unfortunate event's on Elle's part she has to spend a couple of night's in Angelina's hotel sweet alone with the one woman she seems to be crushing on HARD. would this be considered Maleficent and Aurora ? Or Malora? or just Angelle. Hahaha IDK :P

Andy's angry that she has to waste a day outside the studio for a Runway photo shoot. Miranda Priestly herself demanded that The School of American Ballet send over their top students for this spread. She isn't sure where this lady gets off thinking she can demand something of one of the best ballet schools in the world, but then Miranda walks in and Andy isn't sure what hit her.

Hermione Granger has returned to complete her seventh year studies at Hogwarts... four years after the War. Her reappearance sparks several questions, opportunities and challenges, the least of which involves a meddling Ministry of Magic. Can she navigate the world she left behind? More importantly, can she rekindle lost relationships? Post-War AU, rated M for later developments.

They have an old beat up Thunderbird convertible, twelve thousand dollars between them, and no destination in mind. This could very much be the worst decision both of them have ever made. (Bechloe road trip au)

Post War. Six years after a brief moment just after the fall of the Dark Lord, Hermione and Narcissa meet again. Femmeslash Hermione/Narcissa. Rated M for later chapters.

Hermione is confused over her emotions so she asks for Ginny's help. The two devise a plan. The Result: Laughter and hilarious situations. Rated M for content in later chapters. Romance/Humor mostly but I'm adding a bit of an angst-y twist as well - not too long tho. Edited. Chapter 11 now up.

Hermione Granger is having an affair with none other than the mother of her school nemesis, Narcissa Malfoy. How did they even end up in each other's arms in the first place and what happens when complications arise? Is this love or is it just sex? Narcissa/Hermione *** During and after Hogwarts *** M for obvious reasons & others

"Can you be good for máthair, mo grá?" Minerva asks the small child with unshed tears pooling in her eyes, handing her a bag with her necessities and a letter. "You remember what to do right?" She nods. "Make sure you give this back to mommy when you see me next okay?" Minerva says crouching down to look into her eyes. "It's a game and if you give it back to máthair you'll win!"

After the war Hermione spiraled into a depression that she can't get out of. She pushed away her friends, her family, everyone. But one person refuses to be pushed. Does she have the strength to pull her out of the black abyss that her life has become? Started as a one shot but kinda got away from me.

Andy walks away and during the following show, Miranda gets a flash of dread. Something's wrong...terribly, terribly wrong. But what? Starts with low rating, will get higher in later chapters.

After Regina and Emma spend a night together, Emma is left to deal with the fall out, and a life-altering event, all alone as Regina changes her mind and decides Emma is not what she wants, after all. Will Regina realize what she's done before it's too late? Angst and Swan Queen.

A collection of one-shots and responses to prompts, most cross-posted on tumblr. Miranda/Andrea. Various ratings.

Minerva and Hermione's friendship is tested as historical truths come to light. Will their friendship break? Or will it blossom into something beautiful? Rated T for historical references to WWII.

Hermione leaves the wizarding world behind and realises things are a little harder in the muggle world than she expected. A year after the final Battle she bumps into old enemies who become new friends, despite her choice in profession. Can she get past her past and start over in the wizarding world and will her newest truest friend end up as more? Strong M rating. CissaMione fic

Hermione and Bellatrix witness each others pasts while trapped in a hidden Ministry room and develop a friendship that escalates to something more over the course of the following months. New friendships are made and old fray when truths come to light. Bellatrix/Hermione femslash. M for later chapters. Grey!Hermione Grey!Bellatrix

Frankie tries to express her feelings for Grace the best way she knows how, but things don't go the way she might've hoped.

Brianna gets an unexpected call in the middle of the night. What could've happened that was so important for her to get a call from both Frankie and Grace?

After getting locked out of the school on a cold winter's night, Hermione needs a little something to help her warm up and who better to give it to her than Minerva. Hermione/Minerva

Miranda overhears her assistant on the phone and presumes she's the subject of the conversation. When they find themselves on a tropical island where Miranda is having an anxiety attack, Andrea's presumptions almost cost her her job-and the woman.

Hermione accidentally bumps into Narcissa in Flourish and Blotts. Hermione thinks nothing of it at first, she dismisses her attraction for the pureblood and tries to carry on her life as normal, But as the two keep unexpectedly meeting, Hermione and Narcissa find themselves developing feelings for each other. Will the two ever act upon their feelings?

Andrea has to confront the biggest battle of her life

Minerva finds herself bitten by a werewolf during the full moon but makes the incorrect assumption that she has escaped permanent damage. Hermione finds an unexpected friend who needs her help and inadvertently leads her to a love she hadn't expected. HGMM. Will be M in later chapter. Femslash.

It took a lot of effort and strength, but Hogwarts has finally been rebuilt and a big feast with everyone's family is held to celebrate. But the long overdue union of mother and daughter is the real reason for happiness. COMPLETE.

Reply to a prompt from tumblr: Miranda and the girls get jealous when a pregnant 18 year old who looks like she has been in an MMA fight and her three year old show up claiming they know Andrea. Its her younger sister and she needs Andrea's help. Rated M for future chapters.

During the events at Malfoy Manor Hermione and Bellatrix find themselves transported to an unknown location with no wand and no way of contacting the wizarding world. Bellamione Bellatrix/Hermione. Femslash. M for later chapters.

Filius Flitwick is about to be reminded of the hazards of being nosy. HG/MM

Bella comes upon Rosalie in a very revealing situation and some love and fluff originates.

Arbitrator - A person who settles disputes. Minerva and Hooch are having a small disagreement about their capabilities. They call in an unsuspecting Hermione to settle the issue. SMUT!

Prompt from Jenna6650: AU - Henry is ill in hospital, and so when the time comes for him to know his birth mother, Regina is the one who seeks her out. However, when she arrives in Boston, Regina finds that Emma now has a family of her own. Trigger warnings for domestic violence.

For the first time in all of the years she'd known the Scottish woman, there was something on Hermione's mind that she didn't feel like she can talk to Minerva about. She hated the feeling, she hated what she was thinking, and she hated how utterly doomed she felt at the moment.

[Trigger Warning!Rape] Start's during the Department of Mysteries part of OOTP. Hermione is captured by Death Eaters and shared around a few of the men before being given to Bellatrix for a no doubt slow death... or maybe not. Forced into hiding Hermione becomes something she never imagined and finds herself falling hard for not one but two women. Triad. F/F/F Femslash. Rated M

Miranda and Andy have been connected since the very beginning. Prophecy's were written about them. A twist on the real meaning behind the Devil Wears Prada? Rated K for now but eventually will change to M.

Regina Mills is a young and succesful pianist that is studying in the internationally acclaimed Julliard School in New York City, but one day Emma Swan, who belongs in a completely different world than her, steals her heart. (AU)

The Summer between Fourth and Fifth years starts badly for one Hermione Granger and nothing will be the same again. Knew knowledge and self-discovery await but the trials ahead will be hard. M for a reason. Trigger Warnings; Rape. This is intended to be Femmeslash. HMHG-Endgame

Andy hasn't seen Miranda since that fateful day, but it's six years after Paris and life is about to get a whole lot more complicated. For both of them. (Mirandy fake relationship trope)

Based on the book by Rita Mae Brown. An author. Who wrote te book Venus Envy. Who rocked my world when I was little. I'm still not tall.

Tiny Ficlet. Loosely implied future Bellamione. Hermione gives Voldemort a few tips. Technically Canon.

Swan Queen, AU. Single Mother Emma is barely coping with Henry's life threatening illness. Regina is a wish granter from Make a Wish Foundation who comes into Henry and Emma's life and changes things for the better. 2/23/16: NOW COMPLETE

Regina Mills has been working as a dancer at the Rabbit Hole for quite sometime, but what happens when she meets Doctor Swan in a unfortunate even.

Hermione went missing not long after the war was won. When Minerva finally finds her things arent what she expected. With Hermione days from death an unlikely duo rescue her and move her two a safer location. HGMM Femslash. [Trigger Warning] M for later chapters. Set after book 7.

Bellatrix, after surviving the Battle of Hogwarts stumbles upon a scene she would never have imagined. After saving a life Bellatrix finds a home with one of the most unlikely people. Hermione/Bellatrix. Femslash. M for later Chapters. Post canon non Epilogue compliant. [Trigger Warning]

Aurora, the daughter of wealthy billionaires and also the student of Art teacher Maleficent Moore. What happens when the usually quite blonde decides to take a brave step and approach the teacher in more ways than one. Maleficent and Aurora AU { Malora } Maleficent/Aurora

Andy is a barista.

Rose and Hugo hatch a plan to get their mum to see what they think is pretty obvious.

The end of the war has come. It's Hogwarts, May 2nd 1998. For the Wizarding World, this day would be remembered as the last day Voldemort's presence would be known. For Hermione Granger, one of the most horrible days of her life just wont end.

AU where there's no magic. Emma and Regina are two seniors at a highschool in a little town in Maine called Storybrooke. Every chapter is supposed to go around Regina's first anything.

Hermione spends the summer at the Weasley's mostly consoling and comforting Molly after Arthur asks for a divorce. After coming out to the older woman Hermione struggles to control her growing feelings towards the older woman. Will her love be unrequited or is there just maybe a chance for both women to find happiness in each other? - Femslash, Molly,Hermione. M for later chapters.

Miranda is retiring, and finds Andrea back in her life under the most convenient circumstance. Inspired slightly by "Style" by Taylor Swift.

Andy has strange dreams about her boss that seem to be affecting her daily routines. Follows the plot of the film loosely until the benefit then I seem to mix it all up.

A/U - Hermione was sorted into Slytherin. Voldemort never made Horcruxes so doesnt return. Sirius never went to Azkaban and instead adopted Harry. Hermione rather enjoys angering Minerva and the two often but heads. Something has to give between the two. HG/MM Femslash. M for later chapters.

I never planned to write any kind of follow up to Bruised but here it is. I do not own any of the characters, I just like to have non profit fun with them sometimes. Could be read as a stand alone but if it progresses will be helpful if you hve read Bruised first so you can follow the story.Rating M because I don't know where its going to go.

Andy is late with the book- why? Mirandy for life

A few of you liked my S/H multi-chapter work. This is Mirandy (AU) Trigger warning for eating disorders. I am not in anyway versed in the world of eating disorders. I am trying my best, if I offend/leave out etc. Please tell me, do not be afraid to say I have done something wrong. I am writing for understanding not just the art.

Henry Mills is sick and tired of his mothers skating around the truth and not realizing that they are perfect for each other and that they belong together. So he has a plan to bring them together and convinces his grandmother to help. This is a multi-chapter fanfic that was submitted for Swan Queen Week January 2015!

I've spent the entirety of my life hiding my sexuality for one reason or another, and enough is enough already. I spend nine months of the year in a castle filled with young people who are at perfect liberty to snog and grope and occasionally shag in public places, and after all these years of teaching, I'm bloody jealous!

Venturing out into the grittier side of Boston to rid herself of unfinished business, Regina stumbles upon a recently incarcerated young blonde that has her own ideas about help and hospitality after stepping in to play tour guide. Realising who her curious Saviour turns out to be, a game of cat and mouse gets complicated when emotions get involved. Set 10 years before Season 1.

Elle's father Steven just passed away in a gang shoot out, his daughter inherited his 20 million dollar wealth and his enemies as well. Paranoid, young, and reckless Elle runs into a certain woman called 'A' with tattoos and long chestnut hair. When their second encounter ends with a electrifying kiss things take a fast turn to no return. Maleficent Aurora Malora Angelle Angelina

Caroline Priestly wakes up in Andy Sachs apartment.

Making her big exit in front of a crowd of paparazzi was quite careless of Andy. Now her and Miranda are all over page 6 and the whole world thinks they are involved. How will they handle the aftermath, especially since the news about Miranda's divorce is about to be revealed? AU from the fountain moment in the film. UPD Chapter 4 is up

Andy is back one night at Elias- Clarke to set things straight with one White haired Editor, she saw it being asked in blue eyes many times.

Events after the Battle of Hogwarts throw some interesting twists and turns for Minerva and Hermione when Hermione returns to Hogwarts for her 7th year.

While juggling her nursing studies and a life more intriguing than she'd ever bargained for, Aurora Moore anticipates changes on the horizon for both her wife Maleficent, and her challenging twelve-year-old sister Tara. The impending events ought to bring the family joy, but they soon learn that even running 3,000 miles cannot shake the ghosts of their past.

Miranda (has an extra member) and accidentally gets Andrea pregnant during a one-night-stand in Paris. How will she react to the news of a baby on the way? (Miranda G!P)

Unrequited love is a terrible thing. Espescially when you fall for the Devil in Prada herself. Andy's small- very miniscule- chance she had before just turned into a snowballs chance in hell. Why? Well, because she's pregnant with Christian Thompsons child. Mirandy all the way. Hiatus.

Miranda knows there's something wrong with Andrea, just as she knows everything that goes on within the walls of Runway. She hasn't quite figured out just what yet, but she knows when she does she wants to help the girl. It's only because she's only of the best assistants she's had of course. Nothing more. Right?

Regina and Emma decide to let Cruella and Ursula into town. The longer the villains stay in Storybrooke, the more the two pairs of women start to influence each other. (Takes place after 4x12)

Emma magically reverts herself to a toddler, with her adult memories, but is unable to communicate and no one knows who she is. Regina takes in the lost baby girl and bonds with her, eventually telling her personal things, having no idea she's actually talking to Miss Swan, who is hearing everything, and it changes how she sees Regina (in a good way). Swan Queen ending for sure.

Established relationship. Minerva is seriously injured duelling dark wizards but survives, the consequences of those injuries will have lasting ramifications. HG/MM

Harry and Ron notice that Hermione and her favorite Professor, McGonagall, are suddenly not getting along. Worried about the anger and depression their friend seems to be dealing with, the scheme up a way for the two women to sort things out.

Has anyone else noticed how odd Miranda has been acting lately, or is it just Andy? Set after Paris but Andy never left. Rating will change.

Years have passed since King Stefan's War on the Fair Folk and their Protector was declared void by his daughter. The kingdom flourishes, as does the love between Queen Aurora of Dál Riata and the faerie Maleficent of the Highland Moors. (Moors Family, Malora babies, original characters and faerie lore, full steam ahead.)

Aurora's parents decide to leave on vacation for a week, leaving her in the care of Maleficent. Over the course of the week, they uncover some of the darker secrets they keep buried. AU prompt I got from Merikiwi. Rated M to be safe.

In a world where they didn't win the battle of Hogwarts, and Harry was killed, their only option is to go back in time and try and turn some of Voldemort's supporters before they become dangerous. But when Hermione befriends a Narcissa she finds herself falling for her. Read and review rated T for safety, not explicit. Is a reposting of my old story The Resistance, some changes

In a world where Petunia loved her nephew, Harry Potter grew up wanted.

A lot has changed in the almost nine months since Paris. Miranda lost a good chunk of her Ice Queen personality to the core Runway crew thanks to Andy, but at a photo shoot in Miami Miranda notices that something is off with her now first assistant, Andy.

ATTN: Deputy Headmistress It is with regret that we must inform you that your student, Hermione Granger, sixth year Gryffindor, died last evening. Her parents have requested that her personal belongings be brought… WARNING: Suicide! Don't like, don't read!

The Swan-Mills children make a video for Regina and Emma for Mother's Day.

Andy is a waitress in an upscale restaurant, until she gets a break and gets a regularly paying acting gig anyway. In the interim waiting tables isn't horrible. One day Miranda Priestly the biggest agent in New York walks into her restaurant and is sat in her section. She knows that nothing will come of it but that doesn't mean she isn't going to be the best waitress Miranda's had.

Maleficent, a renowned tattoo artist and owner of her shop, The Moors, is surprised when nineteen-year-old Aurora Kingsley makes an appointment with her for her very first tattoo. They soon find out that their paths have been destined to cross since before Aurora was born - back when another Kingsley stole - and broke - Maleficent's heart.

Eighteen years she lived with her father in a house filled with ghosts from the past. But what will the future bring when a certain Ms. Moore is coming to collect her debt. [Aurora, Maleficent AU] Malora Don't like? Don't read.

In which Emma's brother Neal has a massive crush on Regina which spurs Emma into acting on her feelings - Future Fic

She and Andrea are both invited to become contestants on Dancing With the Stars. They both accept and are unaware of the other person's participation. Until... From: tartantabby85.tumblr. prompt.

Along with their four-year-old daughters, Maleficent and Aurora summer in the cottage. After it's clear that the heat is making everyone miserable, they venture into the Moors for peace, and the shade of the trees. The girls seek adventure in more than the cool lakes, prompting Maleficent to teach the first how to fly. (Prompted by the Tumblr Malora community, one-shot)

Andy can't seem to stop thinking about Runway and a certain editor, especially when Emily is asking her every five minutes for help. What's the difference between being an assistant, a friend, and something more?

When Stefan Rose's empire starts to fall apart, he finds a very eccentric solution to dispel the rumors of homophobia; marrying Aurora, his only child, to Ms. Moore, a businesswoman he dated in his younger years. [Arranged Marriage AU, Malora, beta'd, rating may change]

Emma and Regina wake up in bed together the morning after their plan to be drinking buddies. Story takes place directly after the Winter Season Finale. This is a multi-chapter love story of how they realize that true happiness does exist and that you can find it in the most unexpected of places. This fanfic is rated M for sexual content.

This is for Punky's Valentine's Day Exchange on LJ. I was given Willowezra and her request: Crossover with Harry Potter must have Miranda/Andy pairing everything else up to writer. Can involve any other characters from either fandom. Bonus points if include Minerva/Hermione pairing. Allrighty then! At a reader's suggestion, I also used an idea based off the movie In Your Eyes.

Andy is a soon-to-be retired officer in the navy. Miranda is a single mother raising a pair of 7 year old twins while maintaining her position as Editor in Chief of Runway. A chance encounter brings them together, but with the new arrival of Stephen, who's dead set on making Miranda his, will Andy give up that easily, or will she fight to show Miranda that she's worth the risk?

Massachusetts State Police Capt. Emma Swan leaves her red-hot career to become the police chief of sleepy Storybrooke, Maine. She's hoping for a less-complicated, less-dangerous life, a desire that is dashed on both counts. AU. No magic. Crime drama and romance. Swan Queen is endgame. Cover art by the wonderful lrbcn.

Miranda is acting out of character and Andy not only dares to think the unthinkable she decides she's going to help her boss come hell or high water.

The filming of Maleficent movie has just started a few weeks ago and when Elle arrives to the set, Angelina shares a hotel room with her. What happens when they get to know each other better? Pairing: Angelle (Angelina Jolie x Elle Fanning)

OK MAJOR WARNING this is not a happy story. Well there is some happiness in it. Family love. Lots of WARNINGS here. Major character death. Diagnosis of cancer. A concise decision to not undergo treatment. If you need a good cry this is the story for you.

AU. Picking from where the movie left. Aurora is now Queen of the Moors but there is also another realm she is responsible for. Her father's actions have left a kingdom in despair and the only one who could bring peace, might be that with whom everything started. Background story of Maleficent. Eventual Malora. Queer as hell.

[College AU] "It's not the thrill of the chase. It's the sensation of aching to the very core. And Aurora ached for her." Through a series of events, Aurora Briars gets involved in a crime investigation together with her teacher and desire, Maleficent Minardi. But who is really behind the gruesome murders? Things are indeed seldom what they seem. Malora/some Philora.

[Victorian England AU] Her Grace Maleficent Moore, the Duchess of Inverness is reclusive at best, and mysterious to all, save her dearest friend - Lord Diaval Corbeau. When the Earl of Ravensworth brings her a gift, he sets off a chain of events that will forever throw open the doors of the Duchess's closed heart. [Eventual Malora, slow burn - Rated T for now]

It's Miranda's birthday and Andy and the twins are planning a surprise, but it may just end up being them who are surprised. Eventual Mirandy.

Regina Mills is a decorated detective in the Boston Police Department, known for being outstanding at her job but outstandingly difficult to work with. Emma Swan is a driven rookie assigned to be her new partner. What happens when they find themselves thinking of each other as more than just coworkers? [cover art by supernana494]

On the other end of the line, Andy and Miranda hit it off just not in front of each other. Good advice and a bit of pillow talk on air just please listeners to 107.1 FM late night don't tell Miranda Priestly the Ice Queen it's me. Her ex assistant she loathes.

Minerva looses a bet. Hermione is debating over the purchase of a pair of shoes. The day can only go up from here. ONESHOT

When Minerva McGonagall heard she had to visit all of the muggle-born students in her house, she expected a tedious beginning to her holiday. When she ended up bringing a student home with her, it gave her the piece of her family she had been missing.

Practical Magic AU. Love in the Swan family is a little difficult, thanks to their ancestor Maria's curse, and none know it better than Emma Swan. All Emma wants is a quiet life and to finally be free from heartbreak, but loving a Swan woman is a dangerous thing, and unfortunately for Emma there's a little boy and a beautiful woman in her life who seem determined to do just that.

After her return from the past Regina refuses to see Emma: she can't bear to see the woman she loves with the pirate but Emma ignores Hook as all she can think about is Regina. Hook thinks he should be the center of Emma's attention and decides to woo her with a letter. He asks Regina for help, which offers her an opportunity she can't ignore. SQ, based on Cyrano. More inside.

Emma Swan was living a fairly normal life in Boston. She had an apartment that overlooked the skyline, a job and a boyfriend, even though he lived in another state. Taking everything into account, she was happy. That was until a beautiful and pregnant brunette appeared on her doorstep, claiming that Emma had stolen her husband. AU (currently rewriting some parts/removing mistakes)

Hermione's long recovery after tragic events, and the repercussions it'll have on her relationship with Minerva. Partly DH compliant.

A glimpse into the life of two powerful witches (and their daughter). Fluffy little one-shot Cissamione!

Days after the Battle of Hogwarts, Minerva McGonagall realizes that she is attracted one Miss Hermione Granger - once a girl under her care, now a grown woman with a rather lovely arse. To woo, or not to woo?

Miranda is in a world of denial about what she is and isn't doing with her beautiful second assistant. Slightly OOC for humor value.

There really are things you're not capable of doing alone…or at all. And that's okay. You've just got to figure out what to do once you realize this, especially when you realize this is true for someone else as well.

It is 19th September 1979. You are 44. The mark, the one you'd resigned yourself to never receiving, burns itself onto your wrist. 11 years later you are not surprised to see Hermione Granger stagger into the school, looking around herself in wonder. Her neat but cramped handwriting irritates your skin. HG/MM soulmates/marks au

During the first war, it had been Minerva, Albus, and another girl who had been the Golden Trio of their time. Unlike Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, and Hermione Granger, not all of them had survived the last battle. The death of Minerva's lover Elise is finally catching up to her, in the form of an utter loathing of a brown eyed girl who reminds Minerva of her first love.

A story, each chapter centered around the clothes our two favorite ladies are wearing, it's T (for language) right now, but may be subject to change, and by that, I mean hard core smut later. Mirandy(:

Minerva has a problem, of the arranged marriage sort. Hermione has a solution.

Prompt 11: Miranda/Andy. Tickling. Miranda Priestly has a hidden fetish that no one has ever known about, until her Andrea. Okay I realise I've taken a very broad view of 'fetish'.

Late at night, bestial love brews at Hogwarts.

There was a powerful feeling of safety and happiness that she felt, being with her wife and children.

Caroline does something horrible and the fallout changes everyone. Written for the LJ DWP Poke The Dragon July Ficathon. Prompt was: Jealousy. My own additional personal prompt was: What would happen if Miranda's darling "do no wrong" twins did something even she found hard to forgive? Mirandy pairing. Three parts.

Andy is given an opportunity to write for Runway, but there's always more to the story; especially this one!

FTL AU. Regina is stuck in her loveless marriage with Leopold, her heart still broken over Daniel's death. When Emma, the Lost Princess, arrives at her castle Regina finds out that she might not have been as alone as she previously thought. Swan Queen.

Season 3 finale SQ AU. At Midas' ball, the blonde in the red dress catches Regina's eye. And with no way home in sight, Emma decides that it can't hurt to see what the Queen has to offer. Meanwhile, Storybrooke is reeling from Emma's disappearance - especially Regina. There will be a little bit of Outlaw Queen, but it's all about the Swan Queen.

Hermione's body was protesting the physical demands of the Headmistress. But she could not complain, really, as the older woman was giving her something she had wanted for a very long time. Even if she was upon her at all hours of the day. One-shot.

Exhausted and broken after the war, Minerva decides to revisit an old muggle friend of hers, who she has not spent time with in many years. Friend's name? Cocaine. Three years later, intervention arrives in the form of Hermione Granger. WARNING: rated T because there's no smut to speak of, but does contain drug use.

Harry realizes that his best friend, Hermione, has it bad for Professor McGonagall. He challenges her to woo their teacher; after all, Hermione has never met a challenge she couldn't face. In fact, she usually goes above and beyond expectations. This time would be no different.

Four stunners to the chest should have killed Minerva McGonagall. It didn't. Ever wonder why?

AU. Regina is deaf. Emma is the only one who refuses to give her pity. In response, Regina is thrilled by this new challenge and the stand-offs commence, but over time she finds out there is more to the blonde woman than just a target to throw a stinging quip and pointed glare at.

Aurora has an important question that no one seems willing to answer. Shameless crack and fluff. Hints/beginnings of Malora. (Don't read this if you like Philip.)

'Both times she had touched her, she had cursed her. The first time was as a mere baby, blinded by revenge and self-gain. The second was on her sixteenth birthday, when the fairy had placed her lips against the Princess' forehead.' In the year or so following Aurora's sixteenth birthday, Maleficent is forced to re-evaluate her feelings for the Princess. One-shot. Maleficent/Aurora.

Captain Emma Swan is said to be the most vicious pirate of the seas. She doesn't hesitate to attack Royal Navy ships. But when a young boy comes to her for help, she will stop at nothing to make sure he and his mother are safe. AU SwanQueen (with other pairings later) Cover image courtesy of absedarian on tumblr.

A little known law regarding the marital status of an animagis forced Minerva McGonagall into a position of needing to find a spouse, and quickly, or she'd be sent to Azkaban. A personal ad without a name is responded to by one Hermione Granger. What happens when they each realize just who they've been courting?

Minerva finds Hermione alone on the decimated Hogwarts grounds, after the final battle. Not only does Hermione not remember who she is, but she's completely naked. What's more, she wants to know if she and Minerva are friends, or something more.

Summary: AU. No Magic. When 58 year old Minerva McGonagall finally admits she needs a hand with her small book shop, she hires 33 year old, newly divorced, Hermione Granger. Both content in their lives neither are looking for a relationship but magic and romance may still be lying in the books for them yet. HG&MM

Minerva couldn't have possibly foreseen the consequences of protecting one of her young Muggleborn students when she jumped in front of a flying potions vial. Now she's eighteen again and having to face adolescence once more. Uncontrollable emotions, a raging Scottish temper, a Gryffindor sense of adventure, and entirely unwelcome hormones! (Hermione/Minerva)

After Miranda gets fired from, she decides to explore the world. At her side: her children, her loyal, but endlessly stressed private assistants Andrea and Emily, the latter's wife Serena and her best friend Nigel. Follow along their adventure and never-ending search for the nearest starbucks.

The war is over, and Hermione is back for her last year. Minerva takes up a note being passed during class saying that her secret crush is really lesbian slut. A jealous/angry Minerva confronts the girl. OOC. Minerva/Hermione (MM/HG) Beta: CarrottLucky 13 (HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY)

A sweet tale following the ups and downs of a relationship, and the rearing of a daughter, for Minerva and Hermione McGonagall.

After the curse breaks, the mob captures and tortures Regina. When Emma finds and rescues her, she is determined to protect her and get justice. WARNING: rape and violence. I posted the first chapter anonymously as a response to the LJ OUAT kinkmeme.

Minerva finds out that her former student, Hermione Granger, has been 'getting around' quite a bit over the last ten years. She desperately wants to know what changed the sweet, pure girl she knew into the sexually loose woman she's become. If she's lucky, she'll be able to heal the hurt that has driven Hermione this far.

AU where Regina has a daughter instead of a son. After a rough past, they decide to start over in a new town called Storybrooke. The last thing on Regina's mind was finding love, but what happens when a woman who has captivated her daughter, seems to be worming her way into her heart as well?

Loosely based on the song Stacy's mom. Hermione start's a relationship with Draco then falls for his mom. Small amount of Hermione/Draco. Main pairing is Hermione/Narcissa

Over Four years later they meet again. Andy is as always ready to help!

Teaser: "You must really be sloshed, Minerva McGonagall," Hermione hissed. "Because the woman I know and love would never have kissed me like that and treated it like…like…GAH!" - Sometimes choices, for better or worse, hurt like hell. It might actually be considered agony.

The Headmistress of Hogwarts doesn't want Hermione Granger to spend the summer alone. She offers her to stay in a cabin on the Hogwarts grounds. Takes place during the summer between book six and book seven.

After landing in a devastated Enchanted Forest, Regina & Emma must deal with the wrath of Cora while trying to find a way back to Storybrooke. However, a shocking revelation alters everything for these two women, leaving Regina to wonder if it's possible for a damaged heart to change through the strength of love. 2x01 Broken AU. Magic!baby. Swan Queen. Read warnings within!

During the Final Battle Hermione faces one of her greatest fears. In a moment of utter terror she unintentionally transports herself to a familiar place. Who finds her? And can they save each other? Hermione/Narcissa

An MM/HG story about the lingering after effects of the great battle and the destruction of personalities that crumble with the fragility of a house of cards. Femslash. Don't like, don't read.

The war is over and Hermione is tired of being sad at Christmas. She resolves that perhaps it's time to spend Christmas with her parents in AUSTRALIA. After persuading Harry to join her, who else might tag along and enjoy a Christmas that is quite a bit different to normal. Features Harry and Hermione, NOT together and Albus and Minerva, very together :D

It's Henry's prom at Storybrooke High. Emma and Regina have been dancing around each other for years, and Emma thinks the formal dance, which the school has decided to put on like an Enchanted Forest ball, might be the opportunity to tell Regina how much she loves her. But first she has to get the woman to go. Sigh. This proves difficult.

Written for the HPFC SuperMegaFabby Friendship Only Challenge. Severus survives. Ron doesn't. Severus, Minerva and Hermione form a firm a lasting friendship after the Second Wizarding War. Much to the bemusement of others. Friendship fic.

Andrea has written a letter to Miranda that was never meant to be sent… but fate has other ideas! Dedicated to a mystery reviewer (who needs to PM me!) here you go! Also will be eventual M rating and eventual Mirandy :D Enjoy please read and review... The first chapter is only a taster :)

After Paris. Andy never leaves.

Hermione decides that if Minerva would never love a woman as young as she was, then the simple solution was to make herself older...at least until she'd successfully won her Professor's heart. MM/HG

As Hermione begins her eighth, and final year, at Hogwarts alone, she finds herself desperately in need of some inspiration. Can Minerva be the one to spark her passion once again? (Reviews would be greatly appreciated! M rating for language and mentions of Rape, no lemons to be found.)

U.S. Marshal Emma Swan desperately needs a break, but there's just one more job before she can hang up her gun for a month: get NYC lawyer Regina Mills safely into witness protection. But nothing is a simple as it seems, Emma soon realizes, as the two women are hunted from New York City to a cabin in the Rockies by men who always seem one step ahead.

Hermione asks the Room of Requirement for someone who could teach her how to dance. What happens when the teacher who she has a massive crush on is who the Room provides? MM/HG Oneshot

Hermione awakens one night to a strange sound outside her chambers. What she finds that night in the halls of Hogwarts will change her life forever.

Afraid of what she'll do to Snow, Emma and Henry kidnap an enraged and heartbroken Regina and take her out of Storybrooke so that she can heal in a place without magic. Along the way, they help each other deal with the traumas and mistakes of their pasts and move towards a possible future together as a family. Post THE MILLER'S DAUGHTER. Semi-graphic slow burn SQ. Now Complete.

Hermione needs help to write her book and forms an unlikely to bond to none other than Narcissa. First attempt at writing, rated M for future chapters.

Andy couldn't leave after Paris. Not when she needed the job now more than ever. Now all she has to do is keep Miranda from finding out her secret. Mirandy with a healthy dose of Nate bashing. Don't like, don't read. Rating may go up but no smut.

Summary: They always seem to be saving each other. Regina starts to save Emma from herself. (via late-night texts and phone calls)

By her fifth year, Hermione realized that her relationship with Minerva McGonagall was growing, that Minerva had begun to see her as a woman rather than a girl. She thinks that if Minerva saw her as a woman, than she must be willing to see her as an equal; as a friend rather than a student. Merlin, had Hermione been off the mark on that one. MM/HG Oneshot with no plan to continue.

Andy seems to be a lot more then she lets on. Is it possible that she's even more powerful then the devil herself? "My uncle aways said the business world was the devil's playground, I guess that's why I found myself so drawn to the devil herself"

AU from beginning of The Cricket Game. Emma thinks she and Regina are becoming friends, and it's... weird.

Prompt: Beca is sick during a Bellas practice, and all she wants to do is cuddle with Aubrey, so much that she ends up making adorable excuses so that Aubrey will hold her. Established Relationship.

It's four years after Paris. Miranda and Andy have been together for nearly three of them, but a nasty argument pushed both of them farther than they'd intended and Andy moved out. Now nobody's happy and the twins have had enough. On a weekend trip out to the Easthampton house tragedy strikes, forcing everybody to take a good hard look at what's been going on.

The big event on Miner's Day is the annual softball game and this year Snow convinces Emma to play on the Blue Team. Emma thinks it will be all fun and games until she finds out that her pitching rival on the Red Team is none other then Regina Mills. Fluff, humor, slightly scary Snow, softball, scantily clad Ruby and SwanQueen.

When someone from Emma's past turns up in Storybrooke and teams up with Henry to give his mothers their happy ending, will everything work out the way they expect or will the new arrival and their actions just end up opening a whole new can of worms? Swan Queen.

This is in response to a request made by gville27858 for a romantic Hermione/Minerva story with Hermione getting expelled and the two keeping in touch somehow while Hermione and the boys are hunting for horcruxes. No problem! The tale begins directly after Dumbledore's untimely demise.

Miranda summons Andy's help after a year of silence.

Magic returns to Storybrooke bringing back magical illnesses as well. 'Love Flu' is going around and it's catching. Swan Queen.

SQ. Tired of the tricks and lies of both of his mothers, Henry follows the dwarves, Red and Granny when they use Tiny's magic beans to return themselves to their old land. Emma and Regina both chase after him, and they reluctantly travel together through the Enchanted Forest in order to find him and bring him back home safely.

Winter in Maine - cold, harsh, and unforgiving. Regina has lost her son to the family of her worst enemy. On a dark winter night, she makes the choice to lose herself to the outside world. Devoid of memories, she desperately seeks a new path. Emma follows, determined to bring Regina home to their son. Swan Queen.

Andrea's set to marry Nate Cooper. She has the dress..has the guests...has everything planned. But what happens when she realizes her heart is longing for a certain Editor?

AU. Andy lives with Nate in Paris, where she works as Jacqueline's second assistant and life is good. When Miranda Priestly shows up things begin to change – thanks to something bad that happens to Emily… or is it something good? The story alternates between Andy's and Emily's point of view.

Upon Regina's banishment, the small town of Storybrooke becomes protected once again by an enchantment that prevents anyone from leaving or entering Storybrooke. Emma and Regina find themselves on the edge of the town, wishing for a way to the other side.

Emma and Regina are dating. Henry is not okay with that. Do they make the ultimate sacrifice for their son?

"She doesn't even remember her family! How am I going to explain this to her when she hates me!" She was falling apart now. The way the women in the other room had just looked at her, with such disdain. That wasn't her wife. That was the Mayor, the Evil Queen maybe…but not her wife. (story re-edited 5-15-18)

Ruby makes Emma a dating profile. The only catch is that she's listed as a guy. That wouldn't be such a problem if Emma hadn't found Regina's profile and begins communicating with the Mayor

Miranda, Andrea, Nigel, Doug (who now works at Runway), Serena, and Emily get stuck at a shoot thanks to a blizzard. What will happen when Miranda and Andrea are forced to share a room? Will change rating to M after future chapters.

A parody of the Christmas carol, Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer, by Elmo & Patsy. Rated T because I'm paranoid.

Sheriff Emma Swan is pulled from her boring morning by an emergency phone call. When she reaches the scene of the accident, and the woman by the side of the road has no idea who she is, it's clear this won't be over quickly. Post curse, Swan Queen. Cover credit to AvalancheRun

Faced with unearthing her childhood memories,issues and problems Miranda finds her self in an emotional whirl wind she has never found herself in before. But how much can Andy help her? Can Andy help Miranda enough for her to lay her demons to rest? Or is Miranda too damaged for even Andrea to deal with ?

Who ever said that hate couldn't lead to something beautiful? When Hermione finds out she's pregnant via being raped, she turns to her old mentor, knowing she'll find understanding and support. What she doesn't count on finding is love. MM/HG

Time travel can be little tricky. One must always be prepared for consequences. So when you bring young Bellatrix in the future, you can't expect everything to go easy, can you?

When an unexpected encounter leads to a surprising arrangement, love cannot be far behind. MM/HG.

When she goes to see an opera in Muggle London, the last person Hermione expected to encounter was Narcissa Malfoy. She even less expected to actually quite like her company... Written for the 'Secret Relationship'-, "I kissed a girl"- and "Crossgen relationship"-competition, all on HPFC Forum. Rated T for later chapters. Thousand thanks to Gamma Orionis for creating the cover. :D

A Birthday series:To my wonderfully dedicated fans! Send me your birthdays and I'll send you a fic centering around Minerva and Hermione and how with a little Wilful Perversion of the Truth here and there, they became a family.

What will Miranda do when Andrea is snatched from Runway by a rival fashionista? ***Written for the IDF Big Bang. Miranda/Andy, Andy/Cruella, M/A/C. So... yeah.

Andrea has something important to ask Miranda, but gets beat to the punch. Mirandy.Started out as one-shot but has developed into several chapters

Emma is the new girl in Storybrooke. She stayed for the hidden beauty, and on the first day of her second year at Storybrooke High, she found the most hidden beauty of all... Now she just has to convince that beauty that she's not the player she was... Her first step, getting a job on Henry Mills' farm. Swan Queen. High School Fic. Tumblr Prompt.

After being blacklisted by Miranda, Andy has to go back home. Doug comes to her rescue and gives her an unforgettable vacation to Paris. A simple trip to the gas station becomes the biggest opportunity in Andy's life.

AU Miranda is, well, Miranda but Andy is a country singer with many secrets and in need of the Queen of fashion…in more ways than one.

I think at least 25% of all the DWP FanFiction I've ever read has Andy in a pair of boxers at some point. So—I thought I would add my two cents. Enjoy.

*A/U Swan Queen* 20 years ago the evil queen was vanquished; Princess Emma bored and fed up with palace life, takes off on an adventure where she discovers a beautiful woman slumbering in a glass coffin. Love blooms quickly but is one sided or is it?

Just after the Battle of Hogwarts, Minerva and Hermione fall into a hole. Wands broken, there's nothing to do but wait for rescue. During the wait, Hermione reveals certain things to Minerva, things that they will both have to face, once they are rescued.

Have you ever woken up and realised the life you have is not the life you wish you had? Hermione finds herself in a difficult predicament and realises that in order to be truly happy she has to make some difficult sacrifices... [Hermione/Narcissa]

Sometime in a Swan Queen future, Henry and Rebecca Swan-Mills plan a surprise for the first annual Storybrooke Talent Show.

Ten years after Andy Sachs leaves Miranda Priestly at Paris Fashion Week both women lead separate lives. This story will find the two women intersecting into each other's path.

It's a short fluff, and it includes some funny chaos due to a love potion. M for content. Takes place during 6th year but doesn't follow the timeline of the book too strictly. Enjoy! Now complete!

Some 32 years after the War Minerva is living in seclusion and hiding the truth of why. Hermione finds herself becoming the Headmistress of Hogwarts. Both women fight feelings that have been slowly growing over decades, as life forces them together. MMHG

The introduction of Minerva McGonagall's infamous nickname to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and wizardry.

A lengthy story that takes place primarily in an elevator. Andrea/Miranda

Set in Hermione's first year, Minerva spends some time with her student, when they're both alone on Mother's day.

Hermione has a secret. Will she tell it to the one she wants to? Read and find out.

When you discover that you have feelings for someone you were raised to hate just because of blood, and that person also has feelings for you aswell what are you to do. Is it possible during a war love can be formed. Can true love really conquer all?

Loving someone will often bring out the best in a person.In Hermione's situation loving someone only unleashes anger she did not know she possessed.Can they mend what was broken. RATED M for a reason. R&R please. Now complete..

Draco has it all. What happens when he wants more? Femmeslash Hermione/Narcissa

Andy didn't leave after Paris and she still works for Runway, but after an inexplicable event, Miranda and Andy will have to learn how to deal with a new kind of responsibility. Can't say much for now, you will see why!

One night, Minerva finds Hermione crying in the bathroom. My first story! Criticism and comments welcomed!

Minerva's thoughts during a moment of respite. MM/HG Femmeslash don't like don't read.

Sometimes about everything goes amiss, and someone unanticipated is there to aid. -REWRITTEN!

Hermione is having dinner and alone when Narcissa Malfoy joins her. Hermione is currently plagued by hiccups and Mrs Malfoy knows of a cure...my summary blows!

Hermione is accidentally sent back in time. When her path crosses that of a young Bellatrix Lestrange she has to choose between past and future. Either choice is going to change the world. [Bellamione]

Follows events from my story "The Boat House". Minerva & Hermione settling into new careers, married life and beyond. MM/HG Femslash. Don't like, then don't read. "M" rated for future chapters.

HG/MM Basically Harry Potter from Hermione's perspective. A tale of experience, romance and - perhaps most importantly for our heroine - education. M for a reason!

Based on a line from the movie "Steel Magnolias". MM/HG femme slash. Don't like don't read. Just skirting the "M" rating.

Hermione is ill, but instead of going to the medical wing, she finds herself in the arms of the one person she trusts...literally. Please be gentle, not very confident at the moment so please no flames!

Ginny and Hermione are invited to a meeting at Grimmauld Place. Ginny and Hermione are in for quite a surprise as they find out more about the women of the Order. Hope you enjoy.

Andy Sachs has a car accident & goes into a coma. Miranda, Nigel & Emily see her but why? Before Andy life support machine is turned off, Miranda tells her something from her heart. But when Andy wakes up, She doesnt remember her. A jouney of love & hope

An altnerate universe role reversal. Andrea Saxton is the young, fanatic, and deplorable editor in chief of the worlds biggest fashion magazine RUNWAY. Miranda Princhek gets the job a million girls would kill for. Hilarity ensues. PLEASE R&R *loves*

COMPLETE! Malfoy take Hermione's innocence and Hermione tell's her mother about it. Minerva/Hermione Mother/Daughter fic. Rated M!

Life in between the news.

A choice between love and life itself. She will lose either way. Hermione is everything Narcissa came to love but was taught to hate. Is love really stronger than hatred? [Hermione/Narcissa]

At the end of Hermione's seventh year, Severus finds Hermione on the front steps of Hogwarts. Rated for abuse. HG/SS some MM/AD. Rated M just be on the safe side. COMPLETED!

Minerva is suspended from teaching by the toad-face, but that suspention causes Minerva to get something back that she had lost fifteen years ago. oneshot. COMPLETE!

ADMM The Golden Trio go to surprise Minerva at tea...the real surprise though is what the Trio learn!

Hermione has a crush on her professor, she sends her love letters. Will she ever reveal her identity?

Hermione find Minerva's old journal. Spoof.

Hermione and Harry decide to visit Minerva at home on Christmas Eve. While visiting they give her the best gift she would want...or so her children say. Sort of ADMM and is HPHG Just in Time for Christmas

Miranda singing in a talent show, what caused this?

Movie Miranda and her man of the night, Rafael Voglie, attend an opera and an interesting surprise awaits her there....MIRANDYesque. :D

Takes place after Paris, but in this one Andy didn't quit and continued working for Miranda. Runway budget is cut and Miranda has a new idea. Sort of MirAndy.

Ten gifts with a special meaning leave Andy trying to find her secret admirer.

When weekend plans go awry, Andy does what she does best. Fix it. Andy/Miranda (Mirandy) Femslash

The Devil Wears Prada A pointless piece of fluff - Miranda Priestly / Andy Sachs - hint of femslash

100 word challenge. Hermione. McGonagall. Crookshanks. Just plain wrong.

Sequel to Goodbye to You. Trelawney's POV. After she and McGonagall reconcile and decide to stay together. Trelawney notices that McGonagall's heart doesn't seem to be in it anymore. That she can't make Minerva love her. Song not mine. Warning: FEMMESLASH

FF fluff! This was written for a very dear friend of mine, SheIsMySin, for her birthday! I love her dearly! I hope you like it! Minerva and her beloved are in a clearing and a simple cuddle session turns into a serious conversation. One Shot. FEMMESLASH

Trelawney learns through her futureseeing ablilities that McGonagall will cheat on her with Hooch. One Shot fic to Michelle Branch's Goodbye To You. Song not mine. FEMMESLASH

When something you least expect to happen happens how do the Smiths cope? Disclaimer: i do not own anything pertaining to the movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith including the charactors. and of course i own only the ones i created, and in which you don't recongniz

Minerva's musings on the trio's graduation day. A tiny weeny bit of ADMM, and a hint of RWHG and HPGW. Woo Hoo

Rolanda Hooch has a crazy idea and forces Serena Sinistra to participate. The object: relaxing Minerva McGonagall. Involves: singing, dancing, a stage, a Beegee-voice and mini-skirts.