Hi, my name is Lev.

(You: Hello, Lev)

It has been exactly six minutes since my last story read. Long time reader, first time uploader. My computer has started to complain about the number of stories I'm constantly going over and never doing anything with. To be perfectly honest with this giant anonymous audience that will probably never read this whole thing anyway, I've been afraid. But I had literally the best day in the history of days and I think good, bad, or indifferent, I owe it myself and the fandoms to put it out there. So without further ado, the Rebel Doughnut saga begins!

(That sounds all well and good Lev but now you look like an idiot for having the shortest bio ever just sitting there. Anticlimactically. Say something clever before the nice readers scroll away nervously. Again)

Sigh. Fine. What do you even put on these things?

Maybe you're tired of the miles of paragraphs with all the reading you had to do to get to my odd little corner, so how about an Amelie-style list of likes and doesn't-likes

This is Lev, she likes:

1. Guys with nice hair, particularly black hair but she's not picky at this lonely moment

2. Not wearing pants

3. All the Douglas Adams

4. All the cats

5. Rolling luxuriously on a fluffy bed covered in new books

Lev doesn't like:

1. The smell of orange soap and old spaghetti sauce

2. Her noisy, nosy neighbors

3. Backed up drains

4. Calling people on telephones

5. All the bugs.

There. That should be a pretty good summary of me. What else is there...

Oh! I could list the people I ship mysel- I MEAN, my favorite fictional characters with! Let's do the thing...that the... ANYWHO!

Divergent Series- Four/Tris, Eric/OC

Black Sails- Vane/OC

Harry Potter Series- Hermione/basically everyone (Don't judge! She gets me.)

Game of Thrones- Gendry/Arya

Breaking Bad- Jesse/OC

Fairy Tail- Erza/Gray

Naruto- Sakura/Kakashi

Community- Annie/Jeff

X-men- Rogue/Wolverine

The 100- Bellamy/everyone (That boy has some nice hair and I would gladly follow my GPS onto the vaguely muderous unpaved road if it had his voice on it.)

And many moooooore!! ;)