Yo !

If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you tnihk tihs is aswemoe cpoy and psate in yuor porlife.

Hatsuharu Maeda ( my japanese name)

(vigorous spring time) (before the field)

Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs.

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If you're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

I'm sorry Hana

Too all those that say that because a character from one universe doesn't have Chakra, they won't be affected by Genjutsu or potentially being turned into a stone through Senjutsu. I remind you all that humans were still affected by the Infinite Tsukuyomi BEFORE Hagoromo gave the world Chakra. Also not having Chakra would make you even more vulnerable to being turned into stone, if you pour a lot of milk into an empty cup, it will be filled with milk, no resistance. But lets say you had water in the cup before it, the water will gain the color of the milk. Now lets say that your cup of water is the size of an Ocean and the quantity of milk that you are putting is equal to 250ml. The water will hardly suffer any alterations to the milk, hardly gaining any tint or alteration. Same thing with Senjutsu, if you don't have anything in you, then you are a easy target to be turned into stone, if you have something else, but it is not enough, you will still be turned into stone, and if you have that something else in an extremely large quantity, then you will hardly feel it (Madara took in Senjutsu without being turned into stone mainly because his reserves were enormous and his control near perfect, fitting in the third category).

I got this from Steal-yo-Lunch's profile. Don't know where it came from, but this is just win.

FIRST OF ALL!

Uzumaki Naruto was NOT IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM ABUSED BY THE CIVILIANS OF KONOHA!.(OTHER THAN PSYCHOLOGICAL ABUSE THAT IS)

There is NO SUCH THING AS THE 'Civilian Council.'

There is no such seal able to maintain a full body Genjutsu(for Genderbend characters.)

Naruto is NOT going to randomly realize his feelings for Hinata. Like seriously. I'm fed up of NaruHina because of bad authors on this site. I have yet to read a good NaruHina story with realistic character development, not just 'omg u always luved mi hinata-chan, lets abuse ur father so that he letz us get married.'

'Sannin' is not a Shinobi rank; it is a TITTLE given to Tsunade, Jiraiya and Orochimaru from HANZO AFTER THEY MANAGE TO FIGHT HIM TO A STALEMATE.

Kurama is NOT capable of altering Naruto's genes, bestowing him a Kekkei Genkai. 'i call dis da kamigan, u cant defet me neji i shall avenge hinata-himes defet.'

When someone just randomly pops into Naruto's life,HE ISN'T GOING TO DITCH EVERYTHING, name them his precious people and assure them that he 'never breaks his promises because it's his ninja way, blah, blah, blah.'

A random character is not going to waltz into Konoha, yell at the Sandaime, take Naruto out of the village for a few years and train him to a god-like level AT THE AGE OF FUCKING 12 YEARS OLD.

Sasuke is NOT an uptight character that's going to demand techniques from Naruto, and if refused, report to the 'Civilian Council' where 'Sakuya Haruno' the 'howler monkey' will call for his death and for the handing over of Naruto's possessions. You know what I'm talking about, right? 'u listen here demon, we demand respect because we are the civilian council. hand over your stuff to uchiha-sama!?!?!?!?!?'

Sakura is NOT A USELESS FAN GIRL; she's a SUPPORT TYPE. Her job as A MEDIC IS TO HEAL, SO FIGHTING ISN'T AN ALL IMPORTANT PART OF HER ROLE. Whilst she was basically useless in the first 25 episodes, she's come a long way, proving herself worthy of a Sannin's apprentice.

Kakashi is not a Sasuke-favouring bigot! In no way, shape or form has he ever showed favouritism. The only reason he trained Sasuke exclusively during the exam break was to KEEP HIM ALIVE. Honestly, did Neji have a PSYCHOTIC DEMON running rampant around his psyche? Would Neji have SLAUGHTERED Naruto should the opportunity present itself? NO.

Dark Naruto fics are horrible. Well, they can be good, but only when written by someone with half a brain. It's usually Naruto masking his emotions, yada, yada, yada. And then he ends up marrying Hinata and living happily ever after.

The most powerful move ever created and is only available to those who have gone through extremely difficult training

萌えサイン[ウィルピアスザ・天その鼻血]

Translate it at you're OWN risk

Though if you can't read that properly here is a visual form of said move instead

h t t p s : / / d a n b o o r u . d o n m a i . u s / p o s ts/ 4 5 8 0 6 5 ? p o o l _ i d = 7 1 8

And here is the weaker version of said move

h t t p s : / / d a n b o o r u . d o n m a i . u s / p o s t s / 7 1 0 4 1 4 ?p o o l _ i d = 1 9 9 0

h t t p s : / / d a n b o o r u . d o n m a i . u s / p o s t s / 7 1 1 1 4 6 ? p o o l _ i d = 1 9 9 0

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