Name: TimeLadyNova

Star sign: Scorpio

Writing genres: Fantasy, adventure, romance, tragedy, mystery, horror, humor, supernatural

Story genres: Naruto Shippuden, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

Post this on your profile

The difference between a guy who has a crush on you and a guy who is your best friend:

A guy who has a crush on you will open the door for you.

A guy who is your best friend will clearly slam the door on your face.

A guy who has a crush on you will always give up his seat for you.

A guy who is your best friend will probably make you thumb wrestle or compete for that seat.

A guy who has a crush on you will always compliment you no matter how ugly you look.

A guy who is you best friend will tease you about it.

A guy who has a crush on you always let's you go first.

A guy who is your best friend will push you aside.

A guy who has a crush on you sends you roses.

A guy who is your best friend throw paper airplanes at you.

A guy who has a crush on you will pay for anything you buy.

A guy who is your best friend will make you pay for everything.

But a guy who has a crush on you and a guy who is your best friend will always stay by your side.

"Authors like cats because they are such quiet, Lovable, wise creatures, and cats like Authors for the same reason"(Robertson Davies)

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. And when you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.