I listened to that fucking song for, like, four hours. My sister has it on her playlist and I got it stuck in my head, so I had to listen to it to get it out of my head. It doesn't work. Anyways, here you go. Rated T for Bro.

The digital clock on your cell tells you it is 1:40 in the morning when you pull your car out of the parking lot, tires squealing as you take off into the darkness. (Humanstuck, Gamzee-Karkat moirallegiance)

My friend noticed the lack of DualSign, so I wrote some for her. They use their Beforus counterparts' names.

"You're not alone, Karkat. Not anymore. You have a home, and a family. And I won't let anyone hurt you, no matter what happens. So. There's no need to be so scared of the dark, see?" Gamzee finished. (Modern AU- humanstuck)

"You still don't like dancing. But now it's because doing it doesn't feel right- not without that off pitch hum to help tell you when to do what. Not without that deep laughter and sincere grin that appeared whenever you did something right." From Karkat's POV. A story about lost moirallegiance.

Karkat is an intern for Doctor Scratch's therapy clinic and always sits in on a certain patient's sessions. What will happen when he encounters the patient and realizes that Scratch's medicine could likely be doing more harm than good? AU. Humanstuck. GamKar. Co-write with Theres-No-Hole-Now on Tumblr.

Karkat Vantas endures the bullies of highschool, until he meets Gamzee Makara. Typical Highschool AU

Short entries of Dirk Strider's diary as he slowly becomes the Bro Strider that Dave Strider will grow up to recognize. Post-Sburb [never to be finished sorry]

I wrote some cutesy Vantascest... Then I gave it a really fucking raunchy ending for shits and giggles.

An already sober Gamzee finds Tavros' body, and he decides to make himself a rainbow. Rated T for sober Gamzee language.

AU: Your name is Dave Strider, and you DJ in clubs in the downtown strip. Being around all the women and alcohol can lead you to doing some things you regret, certainly, but eventually it goes too far. TWOSHOT. Implied Dave/John, Dave/John.