One day, Steven starts having wet dreams and Pearl's there to relieve him of his "stress." But that sets off a chain reaction of lustfull moments with the other gems. (Look, if you are offended by any sort of Steven x Gem relations, keep scrolling. Because this revolves around Steven and the Gems and I will NOT deal with your complaints about the pairings.) YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

[On Hiatus] Steven is happy to have a best friend always by his side. However, he starts to have affectionate feelings he's afraid aren't possibly mutual. Rated M for adult themes. Reading Time: 2h16m26s

"Things don't have to be real to mean something to us, as long as they mean something real. Does this feel real to you?" Newly minted fusion Stevonnie navigates love, war , life and hot, smoking bed breaking sex. Warning: Graphic depictions of sexual activity. Co-Written with Master of the Boot. Cover belongs to CubedCoconut.

After losing her memories in an accident after fleeing the war at sixteen, Connie arrives in Beach City to start a new life seven years later. But is it REALLY a new life? "M" for a reason!

During a fight, Steven gets launched into an alternate universe. Everything seems the same...except nothing is. Amethyst and Greg flirt too much, Pearl is basically the same except she has a VERY creepy obsession with Rose and mumbling about Greg, Rose has a not so secret affair going on, Jasper is a pimp, and Garnet keeps wanting to give people lap dances.

Set after the episode jailbreak. Steven finds himself stuck in a love triangle. Can he survive the relationships? Please leave a comment on which is the better couple in you opinion Stevonnie (Connie x Steven) or Lapen (Lapis X Steven)? I want to hear your thoughts.

Steven and Connie have decided to stay fused together indefinitely, and Stevonnie is going to have lots of fun with all the opportunities she has.

Exactly what the title says. Requests are taken, I'll write any ship in any scenario. HAVE AT IT! There will be trigger warnings before stories that involve sensitive topics, i.e., rape. Those chapters will also have brackets around the name, e.g., [Chapter #].

When Peridot falls into a secret relationship with her taken best friend, she's already well aware that it can only end in disaster. But if she gets the one thing that she's always wanted, then who cares about the minor casualties along the way? [Pearl/Lapis][Lapis/Peridot] Complete. human AU. Rated M as of chapter 7.