Here's a random thought: twins are always comedy relief inf fiction! I'm not kidding! First its the robotic twins Sideswipe & Sunstreaker from transformers, known for pranking (and sunstreaker for his devilish good paint job). Skidz and Mudflat are also pretty funny. Then there's Fred and Geaorge Weasley. No explanation needed. Theres also the twins from Ouran Highschool host club. Those two are more dramatic than a drama school! There's Connor and Travis Stoll from PJO...need I go on? I can keep listing them, but I'm rambling now.
...so yeah, that's your random thought for the day

Favourites:

Books (list still growing):

Maximum Ride

Harry Potter

Percy Jackson

Eragon/eldest/brisingr

Jane Blonde

Daniel X

Ranger's Apprentice

Hunger Games/catching fire/mockingjay

Gallagher Girls

The chronicles of narnia

Alex Rider

Nobody Owens

Hush, hush/cresendo

Max Remy

Twilight Saga

Mortal instruments series

Skullduggery Pleasant series

The wall and the Wing

Fergus Crane/Corby Flood/Hugo Pepper

Dragon series (how to train your dragon; how to be a pirate; how to speak dragonese; how to break a dragon's curse; how to twis a dragon's tail; a Hero's guide to deadly dragons; how to break a dragon's heart; how to ride a dragon's storm)

Heroes of Olympus: the lost hero

Gone/Hunger/Lies

The Tomorrow Series

Movies:

INCEPTION. Transformers/ Transformers Revenge of the fallen/Transformers: Dark of the moon (yes I HAVE seen it! Epicness! My new fave!)

AVATAR

Iron man 1 and 2

Hoodwinked

Harry Potter series

Percy jackson & the olympians: the lightning thief

Wolverine origins

X men 1, 2 and three

Sherlock Holmes

Eragon

Lord of the rings trillogy

Vampires Suck

The A-Team

Prince of Persia

Salt

Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the black pearl; Dead man's chest; at worlds end; on stranger tides (Which is awesome, btw ;D)

TV Shows:

Burn notice

mentalist

Topgear

mythbusters

Glee (tell anyone and I'll kill you!)

Storm hawks (so dang cute)

Total drama island (funniest thing I have eva seen)

Bones

Castle

Sherlock

Transformers G1

Transformers Animated

House. MD

Danny Phantom

Quotes:

Jeb my have gotten us out of our cages, max, but you're the one who has kept us out- Fang: Maximum ride SOF

Its all fun and game until someone gets hurt...then its freaking hilarious!- I can't remember

It will take more than a few good hearted souls to raise this boy: it will take a graveyard- Silas: Nobody owens

Do you always have conversations with your horse?- Horace: Ranger's apprentice (I can't remember which one)

He presses a button and then suddedly there was a picture of dinosaurs on the screen. "I think that's just a little bit too far back?"- Daniel: Daniel X watch the skies

We're doomed- Stork: Storm hawks

Ok, I will look for powdered donuts in the middle of the wilderness. Come here powdered donuts!- Tyson: Percy Jackson and the sea of Monsters

Pooky the penguin will totally beat spiffy the hobbit anyway- Fang: Another case of avian bird flu (Love you saint&fang!)

What I don't get is, why if he's a super advanced alien robot he turns back into this piece of crap camaero?- Michayla: Transormers 1

Hmm...That mark on the roof looks like a fire hydrant. Yesterday it looked like a basset hound. That means one thing: someone's moved my couch!- Patrick Jane: the Mentalist

Holy (insert swear word of your choice here)- Fang: maximum ride AE

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor." -The Maurader's Map-HP-PoA

"So, people, let's try to calm down a bit. Things are bad enough without inventing stuff as well. For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That's a Basilisk, listeners. One simple test: check whether the thing thats glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it's safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that's still likely to be the last thing you ever do." -Fred Weasly- Deathly Hallows

"Not to worry, we're still flying half a ship." Obi-Wan Kenobi - Star Wars Episode lll

"But a quest to..." Grover swallowed. "I mean, couldn't the master bolt be in some place like Maine? Maine's very nice this time of year." -Grover - Percy Jackson, The Lightening Thief.

"I thought it would be obvious enough. The entrance to the Underworld is in Los Angeles." -Chiron -Percy Jackson, The Lightening Thief.

"We're orphans." "Orphans? But, my dears! Surely not!" "We got seperated from our caravan, our circus caravan. The ringmaster told us to meet him at the gas station if we got lost, but he may have forgotten, or maybe he meant a different gas station. Anyway, we're lost. Is that food I smell?" -Percy and Medusa -Percy Jackson, The Lightening Thief.

Theres a mountain inb the sky!- my friend Elyce flying into Aukland from australia (Luv u dahmsy!)

Madame Dorothy: So Jace Wayland, have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?
Jace: sadly, my only love remains myself
Madame Dorothy: -roars with laughter- then you won't have to worry about getting turned down!
Jace: actually, I turn myself down every now and then, just to keep things interesting -Jace and Madame Dorothy: City of Bones

Bella, you may not have noticed, but Edward is sometimes a tad overcautious- Alice: Eclipse

Seth: As long as it protects Bella-
Seth: What?!
Leah: Mum used to drop him when he was a baby
Jacob: on his head I suppose
Leah: he also used to chew through the bars of his crib
Jacob: Lead paint I guess
Seth: What?! -Seth, Leah and Jacob: Breaking dawn

I'm Switzerland!- Bella: Eclipse

No-one is going to bite me- Bella: Twilight.

Cookies have the power to take over the universe! Mwah hahahahahaaaaa!- me XD

"Serpine, you are under arrest for murder, attempted murder, conspiracy for murder, and, I don't know, possibly littering"-Skullduggery: Skullduggery Pleasant

Captain! I wish to report a mutany! I can name fingers and point names!" -Captain Jack Sparrow; on stranger tides

"Let me just say this: if you had a sister or a dog...I'd choose the dog." -Captain Jack Sparrow; on stranger tides

"I want one of those!" -Captain Jack Sparrow; on stranger tides

"Jack! I am with child!"
"Yeah right, not falling for it. Besides we never..."
"You were drunk!"
"I have never been that drunk!" -Anjelica and Captain Jack Sparrow; on stranger tides

Damn I'm good!" -Sideswipe; Transformers: Revenge of the fallen (and If I may: Damn! He IS good! And so SO hot! ...is it creepy I find an alien robot hot??)

"It's like a mexican stand-off!" -Sideswipe; Transformers: Dark of the moon

"Here's your lucky bunny."
"Oh, no. It's only this part here that's lucky" *circles foot* -Carly and Sam; Transformers: Dark of the Moon

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92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.

95 percent of American teen girls would rush in a mob to every sperm bank if Taylor Lautner announced that he had donated sperm. Copy this to your profile if you would be part of the 5 percent holding a gun, watching the mob rush by, and picking off the weaklings...

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

We all know that Fax is the perfect couple. Copy this into your profile if you are one of the 99% of people who would be in the large angry mob or sending an assasin to kill james patterson if he hooks up Max and Dylan. MYLAN WIL NEVER WORK PEOPLE!

You know you're a writer...

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.

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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Anime Azn Cherry,Uchiha-Kirara, Superhinata,cherrysaki-chan, Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan, redroseinsanity, Catapilla1

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If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

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If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you have ever had the sudden desire to own a tazer, copy and paste this into your profile!!

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If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

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If you have a teacher who doesn't know what the heck there doing and you hate them because they annoy you paste this into your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy this into your profile if you LOVE Fang!

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

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If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you think Fang is so smexy he is on the verge of exploding from smexiness, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever read a 1000pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Copy and paste Bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination!

On the other hand, this is Kitty.

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Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows.

Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely!

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Copy this into your profile and fill in your favorite characters

1.Sideswipe

2.Harry Potter

3.Merlin

4.Sunstreaker

5.Maximum Ride

6.Danny Fenton/Phantom

7.Total

8.Ginny Weasley

9.Gwaine

10.Percy Jackson

Four invites three to have dinner at their house. What happens?
It would be a total disaster: Sunstreaker was pissed because he was forced to invite squishies over for dinner and then he'd be yelling at merlin to -and I quote- "Watch the paint job!". Of course, Merlin would probably think its a demon come to try and kill Arthur and then attack the autobot with magic, causing him to get squished because he didn't watch the paint job.

Nine tries to get five to go to a strip club.
Gwaine: cmon Max! It'll be fun! Or are u a chicken??? *clucks*
Max: I'll have you know I'm actually Peregrine Falcon, thank you very much. And you're a sexist pig! *Kicks Gwaine in the family jewels*
Gwaine: eep!

If you could choose to sleep over at one or six's house, who would you chose?
OMG definitely Sideswipe's! Then I can chill with him and his twin at the autobot base! Hells yeah! AND I'll help sunny with his paint job- that merlin wrecked- and drive around in frikin sweet lamborghini's or Corvettes! (G1 or Movie, u choose)

Mind you, staying at Danny's house would be cool, with all the ghost stuff and adventures in the ghost zone, but for me it was a no-brainer :)

Two and seven are making out and ten walks in. What happens?
Percy: *walks in* *covers eyes* oh gods! I've seen some pretty scary stuff but THAT is just nasty! And I mean, harry, your Godfather wwas a DOG. U could be kissing sirius for all u know!
Harry: *immediately stops and looks disgusted*
Total: *Whines* aw, cmon! Unfair! Im not sirius!

Three falls in love with six and eight is jealous. What happens?
Ginny would be freaked because its, well, slash! and that pairing would never last! And ginny needs merlin to start the potter line! (hey, I have no idea who harry was decended from, but that would be pretty epic)

One starts a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later what happens?
Sideswipe: ...so then you convert the energy particals like that and... vola! Freshly converted energon! Go ahead and try it at home! It's delicious! ...oh, btw, energon is toxic to humans! Lol! :)

Three has to Marry eight four or nine. Who will he/she choose? (Merlin with Sunstreaker, Ginny or Gwain. Hmm...)
Merlin: Gwaine, I choose you! the big yellow banana will try and squish me and the girl is apparently with my decendant!
Gwaine: ...I really need to stop getting drunk at the tavern... *stumbles off*
Sunstreaker: who r ya callin a banana?

Seven kidnaps two and demands something from five. What is it?
Total has kidnapped Harry Potter and demands something from Max...hmmm...
Total: Find Angel!!
Harry: no Max, don't do it! Run while you can! *sighs and wipes away tear* I'm such a martyr!
Max: wth?? u do realise I actually WANT to find Angel, right? You didn't have to capture scar-head here
Harry: hey! U r ruining my martyr-ness!

Everyone gangs up on three. Does three have a chance in hell?
If Sunny and Sides weren't there, definitely, but the twins were just itching for a chance to step on Merlin! :)

Everyone is invited to two and ten's wedding except eight. What do they do?
Ginny: *screeches* WHAT? Since when was MY harry getting to some sea-spawn who's now allowed to FLY? At least I'm not afraid of getting blasted out of the sky! *Starts throwing bat-bogey hexes*

One is late for two and ten's wedding. Why and what do they do?
Sideswipe: hey, sorry I'm late, sunny wouldn't stop fussing about his paint j- whoa! What is going on here? Ooh! Entertainment -more than I was expecting at a human ceremony anyway! *grabs popcorn*

Five and nine end up drunk at your house. What do you do?
Me: Gwaine, I can understand. He's nearly always drunk! But you Max?
Max: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY! *runs into closed window*
Me: Lol. U can stay- entertainment value!

Nine murders two's best friend. What does two do for revenge?
Harry: No! Ron! Grrr, you person from the past! I am going to come and make you pay *death eater attacks* as soon as I'm done with moldyshorts!

Six and one are in Mortal danger. Will they make it out or will one forget the other?
Sideswipe: yay! a fight! And, ya know, being metal helps!
Danny: and technically I'm not mortal in ghost form *goes intangible*
Both: lol! :)

eight and three go camping but forget to bring food. What do they do?
Merlin: Kilgharrah! Go kill us a deer!
Ginny: Dont worry Killy! I've got this! Accio Maccas!

Five is in a car crash and is in a critical condition. What does nine do?
Gwaine: crap! Everyone is going to kill me! Especially Max! RUN!

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Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us:

1. Being different is okay.

2. Even the little things can help save the world.

3. Red-heads are evil!!

4. Love always makes itself known. Even if it takes you five books and fourteen years of your life to see it, it's there.

5. 6-year-olds do have the ability to take over the world.

6. Duct tape is a handy tool if you have a mimicking 8-year-old.

7. The loss of a vet would be a tragedy.

8. Dressing in dark clothes and never talking does not make you emo; it makes you Fang-like.

9. French is the universal language.

10. Fang-sized is an acceptable form of measurement.

11. Count your blessings.

12. Teen magazines don't help you in life or death situations.

13. Nachos and Moutain Dew are proper mind controlling devices.

14. Fang has the power to sum up your life story in nine words.

15. Even a kick-ass, leader of a merry band of mutants like Max can make mistakes.

16. Never get hooked on Valium.

17. The best breed of dogs are talking Scotties!!

18. If one cannot be corrupted by power or money, there's always Snicker's bars.

19. It is okay to sell your soul for a chocolate-chip cookie.

20. Kids are better than adults.

21. You'll know the Apocalypse is coming when Max is wearing a dress.

22. The best cooks are blind pyros.

23. Submarines are tiny tin cans of doom.

24. Desert rat should always be cooked to well-done.

25. School really is an evil place.

26. Teachers really are out to get you.

27. Remember to flap.

28. Only one bird kid could pull off preppy Top-Siders.

29. GIRLS KICK BOYS' BUTTS!!

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

51. I will not start singing and dancing in the middle of a class and blame that someone put the Imperious Curse on me.

52. Asking, "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and then walking away is only funny the first time.
53. The four houses are not the Morons, the Barons, the Smartelics, and the Junior Death Eaters

54. I will not tell Draco and Hermione to "Get a room" whenever they start to fight.
55. I will not dress up in a dementor suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to get him to do whatever I want.

56. I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT shirt to school.

57. I will not call Professor McGonagall "McGoogles"

58. I will not jump up, yelling "VOLDEMORT, RUN!" in the middle of a Order of the Phoenix or DA meeting.

59. I will not tell Snape he needs to go to his "Happy place".

48. I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new, pussycat?"

60. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

61. Telling Slytherin first years that to enter their common room they must point their wands strait up and say, "Morsmordre" is just plain mean.

62. I will not under any circumstances ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

63. I will not enchant a scarecrow and suit of armor to skip through the halls singing, We're Off to See the Wizard.
64. However tempting it may be, I will not send Voldemort a Christmas card telling him how much we all love him, even through these difficult times.

65. A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become.

66. I will not use Slytherine and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations.
67. I will not say, "Dude get a life" to Voldemort.

68. I must not point at Voldemort and say "I taught him everything he knows".

Maximum Ride fan quiz!
1. Do you think Iggy is hot?
YES! ;]

2. Did you cry when Ari died?
No, but I never cry. I just felt really, really sad [

3. Do you think Fang is hot?
Nooooooo. I'm a teenage girl, what do ya think! I seriously don't know why this question is even here...

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?
R-eeh.

5. Do you laugh every time you hear the name Mr Chu?
Who doesn't

6. In MAX, did you laugh histerically when Total started talking about marrige?
OMG yes! ;]

7. Did you squeal at all the Fax in MAX?
I don't squeal. In fact, I didn't believe it was real at first. I had to go back and read it AGAIN to make sure it wasn't my imagination, then I started doing random happy dances, bouncing off the walls and was happy for the rest of the month.

8. Did you throw MR: STWAOES at the wall when the flock split up?
YES!

9. Who is your favourite character?
ummm...can I say ALL the flock (minus dylan) + total

10. Do you like Jeb?
He's really annoying...i dunno

11. Were you making a WTF face when Max and Fang grew gills?
Not really, I could see it coming. but then it was like 'wtf, I thought they were part bird, not part fish!'

12. Do you reckon MAX was better than TFW?
even FANG was better than TFW

13. Did you get fed up with Angel and Nudge's slight attitudes in MAX?
nup, not really. Angel's attitude was WAY WAY worse in FANG

14. Order of favourites?
STWAOES, MAX, SOF, AE, FANG, ANGEL (coming out in march 2011, yay!), Blank, blank, blank. I'm sorry, but TFW is too crap to be in that list

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?
anthem by superchic[k]

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as the band playing the song on your ipod?
umm...not really. I heard rumors that Fang is good at music, but Fang is good at everything

17. Who do you think the voice should be?
I have absolutely no idea

18. Do you think that one or more members of the flock should learn an instrument?
Well, I said Fang is good at everything but I can see him on bass, Max on lead guitar or vocalist, Gazzy on drums, Iggy on keyboard (lol), nudge and Angel are backup singers, Dylan can stick his head between the symbols

19. What bugged you most about TFW?
All global warming obsessed, too short, no fax, bridgette and fang, nothing to do with the other books, the list goes on. The one good bit about it, though, was the birdseed

20. Fax or Miggy or Mylan?
Definately Fax

21. Did you cry when Fang left Max?
I know I said I don't cry, but I was bawling my eyes out.

22. Did you breathe a giant sigh of relief when Max brought Fang back to life?
YES!

23. Do you hate Dylan?
DIE DYLAN DIE!

24. Do you hate it how Dylan is made for Max and she starts falling for him?
YES YES YES! DIE DYLAN!!!

25. What do you hate most about Fang leaving the flock?
umm, the actual LEAVING THE FLOCK part. But also 'cause Max and Fang just hooked up and I want more Fax, no Mylan! Also, in the ANGEL summary, it says that Max might start falling for Dylan. MURDER DYLAN! I will murder JP if he hooks Max and Dylan up!

1.Grab the book closest to you, go to page 81 and read line 4.
"We are holding your brother's weddin her in a few days time young man-" Molly Weasly: Harry Potter and the deathly Hallows

2.Stretch your right arm as far as it can touch. What can you touch?
Nothing!

3. What's the last thing you watched on TV?
Danny Phantom

4. without looking at a clock, guess what time it is.
9 pm?

5.Now look at the clock.
9:14. Dammit!

6. with the exeption of the computer, what can you hear?
My stomach grumbling and the dishwasher and some crickets

7. When did you last step outside? what were you doing?
Running errands on Multimedia camp, earlier today

8. before this survey, what did you look at?
Pictures I have drawn

9. What are you wearing?
Sports uniform

10. did you dream last night?
yep! I had ghost powers like danny phantom and also wings like Max ride, but I didnt really need them and then Sideswipe came up and said he was to be my new guardian and then we played a game of ultimate hide and seek all through Queensland!

11. When did you laugh last?
five minutes ago

12. what is on the walls of the room you're in?
Pics I've drawn/painted and shelves with a lot of books

13. seen anything weird lately?
Ben's Goldilocks hair (lol, inside joke)

14. What do you think of this quiz so far?
Different...

15. What is the last film you saw?
Transformers: Dark of the moon

16. If you became a multi-millionaire over-night, what would you buy?
Lots of books, the new macbook, a mansion and a lamborghini gallardo.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't kno :)
I'm shit scared of mice. bugs are cool, spiders are sweet, snakes are awesome but mice just scare the blooming heck out of me. Oh that, and I'm really good at keeping secrets! I'm like a secret machine! I'm also a sarcasm machine! I know sarcasm is the lowest form of humor, but it's the funniest, and you can't help it when you were literally born with it :P

18. If you could change one thing in the world, regardless of guilt an politics, what would it be?
Death

19. George Bush:
I have no idea. I'm an aussie so I don't really care, but from what I've heard, he was a crappy leader.

20. Imagine your first child was a girl. What would you name her?
Skyler. I'm in love with that name ]

21. Imagine your first child was a boy. What would you name him?
Jasper (not because you think, I liked that name before I read twilight)

30. would you ever consider living abroad?
Nah, I luv australia too much ;]

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Remember: when life gives you lemons, you make grapejuice, and then you sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. :)

Crap Happens, and then you die.

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