I woke up from death and came to living a second life as an ordinary civilian of Konoha. I try to avoid shinobi, but this universe doesn't want to keep it that way. It freaks me out a little. Self-Insert OC. Eventual romance.

By the end of the Third Shinobi War, she gained a spot in most Bingo Books with various monikers attached to her name: "Poison Apple," "Bloody Princess," and "The Mad Butcher." However, a small handful of Leaf ninja had another moniker for her: "The Bloody Oracle of Kiri". (Or: An SI/OC who's already got a screwed up moral compass and fits right in with the Bloody Mist.)

Join Ace and the Spades Pirates as they attempt to get away with one last heist before heading into the Grand Li-who is this?

The mission is simple: Infiltrate the most famous hero academy in all of Japan as undercover security, at least until All for One is brought down for good. There are a few steps missing in this plan, Kei knows, but that's not her concern. No, she has a different problem to juggle on top of cultural context, keeping under the radar, and a universe full of superpowers: high school.

Dirty deeds are the path to a fulfilling life; it's better to watch the world burn at your feet than to burn with it. Sometimes the wish for (another) death gets to be a bit too strong. {Reincarnation/OC-centric} {cover image by tumblr user "skune"}

Due to a paperwork mistake in God's waiting room, I was reincarnated with my memories intact. No pain, no gain, or so they say. But with a bit of luck, this might just turn out alright.

Reincarnating as a crow was nicer than you would think... until the Trouble Twins found the summoning scroll for the Karasu. Then they grew on her and she had to save their lives. How annoying. They better gave her lots of almonds or she'll elope with the ninken summoner! - Uchiha Massacre Fix-it

Being reborn in a chaotic fantasy world of superhuman pirates isn't quite as terrifying as being reborn the daughter of a heartless, gluttonous cannibal. [OC, AU, extended one-shot]

Getting murdered while trying to kill yourself is bad luck. Getting reincarnated after that is just a bad joke. But Toonami reruns and cheap commissions info have taught her this world has plenty of chances to get yourself killed. It can't be that hard. "So you're actually trying to die?" "Yes." "You know you're his nakama now, right?" "So?" "...Good luck with that." Oc/?

Inspired by Silver Queen's "Dreaming of Sunshine." Ripples turn into waves and crash upon the shores of what is and what could be, and I was just someone else who got pulled under. I didn't realize that even a drowning person makes waves of their own. A SI OC story.

This will be a compilation of unfinished stories gathering dust in my drafts. I don't plan to finish them, but it would be a waste not to share them either. If you wish to adopt them, contact me. Ch1: OC!Ino - Ch2: OC!MonkeySummon - Ch3: OC!Yoshino/Shikaku - Ch4: OC/Shikaku - Ch5: OC!NinkenSummon - Ch6: Akimichi!OC/&Shikaku

Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]

In which a sick little girl changes absolutely nothing and everything. [Reborn OC]

There's nothing wrong with being gay. Hinata isn't gay, though. Hinata, of course, is not gay. (Naruto Femslash Week 2018 fic!)

Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were not in fact the only rookies in that year. This genin was going to be normal, emotionally well-balanced and happy if it killed her. Which, in Konoha, was almost a statistical certainty.

In which a plot is demolished because a dimple-cheeked baby gave Obito a gummy smile, and then proceeded to raise a minion army with hugs, cuddles and an assortment of saccharine treats. Uchiha SI/OC Elder Sister

A girl forced into prostitution finds salvation in the unlikeliest of people. [SI/OC]

Danzō, Orochimaru, Madara. Somehow, Hana's got to figure her way out of the end of the world... and make sure no one she likes dies on the way there. (How much of herself is she willing to give up to keep them safe?) SI, Inuzuka style.

Uchiha Izumi does not want to die. (Or: Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% mortality rate.) [SI/Self-Insert]

Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.

Nabi has enough on her plate, without worrying about characters tragic backstories. As a matter of fact, she's more than fine with letting it all play out. But people have a bad habit of worming themselves into her heart anyway. [SI/OC]

She wasn't naïve, of course their relationship had changed. But what she had with the captain was no different from what she had with Commander Hange or Jean or any of the other soldiers she'd fought and bled beside. Until it was. (Oneshot for the Rivamika Events prompt on Tumblr)

I had a feeling in the back of my mind as if something had changed that day. Had I looked around I would have noticed a shadow lurking in the trees and something change in said persons eyes with interest. I might have regretted revealing so much. But I didn't notice, and so I remained blissfully ignorant. Hyuuga/SI/OC

"Flight of the Albatross" AU where Leith meets the ASL Brothers.

The lights of Konoha are coming on in the dusk, like stars against the shadows, and Tobirama pauses, standing atop his brother's carved stone face as he looks over the village. Change has touched every part of it, but at a single glance Tobirama can tell that the foundations are still there. The Will of Fire, loyalty, teamwork, sacrifice in the name of the future.

Some things are too terrible to grasp at once, and other things - naked, sputtering, indelible in their horror - are too terrible to ever really grasp at all. "I am not disappearing," she realizes after a story-long moment. Semi-SI OC.

The ability to speak to ghosts sounded like a joke—at least it did, until it put a target on my back. Survival was at the top of the list and changing the future was laughable at best. Then I got attached, and the whole game changed. [SI/OC-Centric, AU. Slow build.] {Discontinued, being re-written under a new title.}

Dying sucks. Being reincarnated into the Naruto-verse? Don't even get me started. Self-insert OC story (AU Naruto-verse) (Dark themes) *Under (heavy, really, really heavy) Construction as of 3/5/2018*

"It's ironic that when I finally leave this world, I realize I am tied to it, after all." OC world-insert, manga/Brotherhood, FINAL UPDATE COMPLETE - as in not being updated anymore. I basically skipped ahead to the ending. Thanks for all your support.

Luffy and Co. meet a bartender by the name of Ava Spade. Joining the crew only on the condition that Luffy know nothing of her past, Spade is an enigmatic figure whose mask only crumbles when she meets Ace, whom she's been avoiding. AceXOC

Even in the next generation, Team Seven still can't do their paperwork. Jiraiya knew he should have booked it when his sensei tried to warn him about paperwork and ended up cackling with distinctly evil laughter instead.

The part of being a jounin-sensei that no one talks about is having to handle genin paperwork. If Hiruzen had known that having genin would increase his piles of personal hell, then he would have jumped out the window before anyone could assign him any.

From the perspective of everyone else, a reborn psychiatrist comes off as very odd. In other words, a collection of side-stories and deleted scenes from "Mind the Gap." [OC-Insert]

A psychiatrist is reborn—and promptly diagnoses the Naruto world as clinically insane. [OC-Insert]

Freedom is only an illusion until you possess the strength to reach out and grasp it with your own two hands. (Or: In which a soldier is reborn as a village girl in a world where piracy runs rampant, strange fruits grant superpowers, and the laws of physics are shot to hell.) [SI/OC, LawOC, AU]

A normal, though rather vertically challenged, young woman appears in the Naruto world through what she thinks might have been a freak accident. Problem is, she knows absolutely nothing about said world. Somehow she manages to burn Google translate into her own brain, and also have everyone out for her blood...literally. OC Self-insert. Incomplete Story.

It all started with curiosity getting the better of a civilian girl when she decided to say "hello" to the most hated child in Konoha. (This is probably going to turn into a crack fic lol).

I never wanted to be an eye. Least of all Itachi's. SI OC Three-shot. A new take on the SI premise. Canon compatible.

Reincarnation. In an anime. As a blind Uchiha. You've gotta be kidding me. [OC-Insert]

It wasn't fun dying. It really wasn't fun waking up in a body that's supposed to be dead. Being a ninja in Naruto? Yeah, that's the last thing I want to do. So who the hell is Rin, and can someone get ahold of her to tell her she can have her body back? Oh, did I mention the giant demon turtle trapped inside of me? Is this the universe's idea of a bad joke? SI/OC, AU, slow build.

My tenth life started with sand, a marriage contract and legally-accepted assassins. It almost made me miss my other bitter endings. Almost. SI - Self-Insert Itachi/OC

...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.

In a world where Fugaku has three sons, he wishes he'd stopped at the first one. There's nothing wrong with the youngest, it's just... The middle child.

"Mint is extremely invasive. Mint grows and survives, even when starved and poisoned. Better not to plant it at all." Second SI/OC quick fic, inspired by "Catch Your Breath" and "Forethought."

Adversity and strength are not reserved for ninja. A civilian can make just as much of a difference—for better or for worse. [OC-Insert]

A girl who died once before; a village doomed to fall; a world on the brink of war. But butterflies can cause hurricanes, and shifting tides can create a whirlpool. [OC-Insert]

AU: Switching bodies with a mini-psychopath gave me a reason to be insane, at the very least; surviving in the world of the shinobi required insanity and heartlessness that Uchiha Miyo possessed in spades. [Self-Insert, Male OC as Sasuke's younger brother]

He cannot help but compare himself to the swords that hang on the wall, silver and pale and edged with red, kept in sheathes until they're needed to kill. (At five years old he takes a needle and inks red into his own skin, sharp slashes like the cut of a knife on each cheek, and it's the first time Uchiha Tajima ever looks at him and smiles.)

The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right? T for violence and some language.

"How funny," he finally says. "That's my name, too." [Uchiha!OC, SI OC, Second/Third War, AU]

Life was always dangerous when you had inherited a doujutsu. Especially if you happened to be born to an unwed mother far away from the lands of your father. OC Self-insert

This world is absolutely perfect for a psychopath like me. [OC-Insert]

The Butterfly Effect dictates that the smallest pebble dropped into the ocean would create the greatest of tidal waves. How much change could one new life make, if added to a world it was never meant to be in? Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-

I never pretended to know what I was doing in my last life. Why should I pretend to know anything about this one? Well, the other option is a horrific and bloody death, so...I better start learning how to be a witch. OC Self-Insert/Draco's Younger Sister. [DEAD]

"But I assure you, L is real! I do exist!" Not every gifted orphan made it to Wammy's House - but that didn't mean they were any less gifted, and it certainly didn't mean they were any less ambitious. Jaylin, a seven-year-old genius at the Weeping Willow Orphanage, is determined to find the truth behind that capital L, scandals and kidnappings notwithstanding.

A stranger flirts with the oblivious Luffy, and the Straw Hat Pirates reveal a possessive streak. (Nakamaship, drabble.)

Trafalgar Law, Surgeon of Death and one of eleven Supernovas, is on his way to Sabaody Archipelago. But only one island away, he discovers something rather interesting. He is being shadowed. LawxOC

"I have seen dragons," he grinned. "I have rescued Kings. I have met giants. I have tamed the scariest monsters in the Grand Line. I have been to an island in the sky, where I have fought God, and won. I have gone back in time, escaped prisons, and found treasures that you've never even dreamed of." His grin widened until it showed all his teeth. "Come to the sea with me."

In a world of hand signs, there are some things that are very, very bad ideas. This is one of them. (A self-insertion-type story.)

Kakashi wasn't sure how he ended up in this world. But he did know that the only connection he had to his own world was the apartment he landed in, the book he found, and the angry woman that wants nothing to do with him. Aberration in reverse. KakashixOC

Anyone who was willing to proofread a story that Luffy wrote had to be crazy. Or just incredibly patient.

In which Zoro apologizes like a Man and Sanji's response is appropriately Man Dumb.

Miss Mary Sue does not amuse Robin.

Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.