About Me:

fave colors: red,black,blue.

Hair: brown

Eyes: brown

Name: Virlinda-Quay shintho cabiostanio. Heck no i'm not gonna tell you my real name!

favorite food: Filipino cake. You should try it.

Personality: Loud sometimes, quiet sometimes, mature sometimes, immature sometimes. Random. Has a plan to rid the word of all flying monkeys named Jacob.

Gender: Girl no Duh!

Favorite Symbol: Ying and Yang. Balance is good.

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its OK to use a handicapped toilet?

In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

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-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If youhave a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Things to do while in Wal-mart

1. Throw skittles at people and say, "Taste the freakin' rainbow!"

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. When you see stuff in those cage-things, Yell "NOOO!! YOU'VE KILLED IT!"

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Touch an electrical cord and pretend that you are getting shocked.

20. Hide in the giant snowman blowup and when people walk by say, " I am the abominable snowman! Fear me! I will eat you!"

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!"

22. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that guy/girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

25. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

26. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

27. Turn the pharmacy counter into a Charlie the Unicorn convention.

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My mind isn't twisted, it's sprained.

Common sense is the enemy of comedy.

Sarcasm isn't an attitude,it's an ART

My attiention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you at the same time.

Knowledge is power;Power is the root of all evil.Therefore study evil and excel at it.

What is this 'kindness'you speach of?

Why don't you slip into something comfertable;like a coma.I will gladly help you.

Define 'normal'

When in doubt...throw a chair.

If the opposite of pro is con,what's the opposite of Progress?

Only two things are infinite:1)The universe.2)Human stupidity

There are few problems that can not be solved with large ammounts of explosives.

Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.

Can't beat 'em, join 'em, can't join 'em, bribe 'em, can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em, can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em, can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

If your think i'm normal, you need to go to a mental hospital.

Favorite Quotes

"I love Nudge, I really do, but her nonstop chatter could turn mother Teresa into an Axe murderer." -Max

"They call me weird, but weird is another word for different, and different is another word for unique, and uniqe is fancy talk for awesome. They're calling me awesome? Cool!"-Me talking to my best friend.(Copy this on your profile if someone has called you weird!)

"You..are..a..fridge..with..wings...We're..freaking..ballet..dancers!"-Fang

"El Mono Le Mato?" "Uh, okay." "Bunny will show up in your shower tonight, you will think you're delousional, then he will show up sitting in your bed, and he'll kill you for saying okay." - Me creeping out my best friend Dereck.

"A friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting there next to you saying, "That was awesome let's do it AGAIN!" Both burst out laughing. "A friend will stop ya from making a fool of yourself, a best friend will be making a fool of herself with you." laughing again. "I'm the best friend in both" -Me talking to my friend Heidi who always suspects i am hyper cause i'm cracking jokes all the time.

"My uncles describe me as weird,my aunts describe me as a beast, my grandmothers describe me as funny, my grandpas describe me as fun, my teachers describe me as smart, my classmates describe me as unique, my friends describe me as insane, my best friends describe me as a PMS magnet, and my siblings describe me as 'the girl who hit her head when she was little'. " -Me to my friends.

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they’re after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too

Friend: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

Best Friend: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're Gay, isn't it?"

Friend: Will congratulate you when he asks you out.

Best Friend: Will clap you on the back, walk up to him, and say:

“Break her heart; I’ll break your face.”

Friend: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

Best Friend: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

Friend: Helps you find your prince.

Best Friend: Kidnaps him and chains him to your basement.

Friend: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

Best Friend: Keeps a stash of tissues under her bed.

Friend: Will offer you a drink.

Best Friend: Will dump theirs on you.

Friend: Gives you their umbrella in the rain when you’re soaked.

Best Friend: Has already taken yours and ran halfway down the street.

Friend: Will help you move.

Best Friend: Will help you move the bodies.

Friend: Will bail you out of jail.

Best Friend: Is passed out in the next cell down.

Friend: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

Best Friend: Helps themself and is the reason why you have no food.

Friend: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa by Grandpa.

Best Friend: Calls your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa GRAMPS!

Friend: Has never seen you cry.

Best Friend: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

Friend: Asks you for your number.

Best Friend: Has kidnapped your phone, and is trying to call you to collect the ransom.

Friend: Only knows a few things about you.

Best Friend: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

Friend: Would knock on your front door.

Best Friend: Walks right in and says "I'M HOME."

Friend: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

Best Friend: Already knows not to tell.

Friend: Will pull you off the top of the bar when you’re drunk and are trying to pole-dance with the bartender...

Best Friend: Is up there, too... and is probably the one who suggested it in the first place.

Friend: Will listen to you rant about your fight with some Bimbo.

Best Friend: Is helping you key her Porsche.

Friend: Can guess what you’re thinking.

Best Friend: Has developed awesome telekinetic mind-powers, just to get inside your head.

Friend: Will forgive you when you break her favourite CD.

Best Friend: Will throw you off a building herself.

Friend: Holds your hair while you chuck, and hands you a Panadol for the hangover.

Best Friend: Is puking next to you, and has already taken the last one.

Friend: Will help you do something illegal.

Best Friend: Will become Prime Minister and make it legal so you can do it all the time.

Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

Best Friend: Will kick the crowd’s butt

Friends: don't take you seriously when you plan to conquer the world.

Best friends: tell you not to get caught.

Friends: remind you to eat when your distracted.

Best friends: force you to eat at least once a day when your distracted.

Friends visit you in jail.

Best; friends are either sitting right next to you or bail you out but never let you forget it.

Friends: listen to you rant about what a jerk your ex is.

Best friends: ruin him and listen.

Friends: visit.

Best friends: practically live with you.

Friends fade, Best Friends last forever.

Write down the names of your eleven favorite Maximum Ride characters, in no particular order.

1. Fang

2. Max

3. Gazzy

4. Angel

5. Nudge

6. Total

7. Iggy

8. The voice

9. J.J

10. Ella

11. Dr. Martinez

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Hell no! Dr. M and Total? I would NOT wanna read that.

2. Do you think Four is cute? How cute?

Yes, only when she's not being a pig-headed egomaniac.

3. What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant?

Wrong. Just wrong. Plus it's a voice in Max's head! Dr. M could only get The voice pregnet if.. Ew.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

:( No, sadly.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Erm.. I don't think Total and Max would make that great a couple.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Neither. Nudge, J.J, and Ella are not gay.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Eight making out?

Iggy could not catch Max making out with the voice because it's inside her head.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Ew. um.. There is a five year difference between Ella and Gazzy.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

No. Why are you asking so many questions about people dating the voice? Weirdo...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Eleven hurt/comfort fic.

Iggy has hurt Dr.M by accident. How will they cope? Or something like that.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?

I'm not a stalker like you so I don't know.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Who knows? Once again, I ain't a stalker like you.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

No, Nudge, Angel, and Max are not Gay. What is up with you and trying to convince me the Maximum Ride girls are Gay?

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Mystery by some band I forget.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Eleven fic, what would the warning be?

Fang, Total, and Dr. M. Your sick ya'know that? I'm SO not answering.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

An hour ago.

Profile End!

Haha! tricked ya!

Omae shinatai kai! Wa watashi baka desu!

Okay, now i'm done.XD