here lies before you is my profile - just informing you incase you didnt realize ^^-,well lets start with somethings about me:

Name: -like id tell you my real name...- but my username is obviously lilistar0 -but you can shorten it to lili, if you want :)-.i choose that username because i love the name lili and i got the star from starfire in teen titans i love that cartoon so much, i used to watch it when i was little and i loved starfire so thats why i chose the name lilistar0.

age:something between from 10 to 20 -good luck figuring it out :D-.

favorite colour: purple and lilac in all of its shade, black, silver,green and red :).

least favorite colour: pink !! i hate pink with a burning passion -_-.

favorite food: ice cream !! ^_^

favorite movie: the harry potter series.

favorite book: -well if mangas classify as books, and even if it didnt i dont care :D- Naruto, Bleach,D.gray-man, vampire knight and many more but i cant remember their names.

favorite animal, bunnies, kittens, snakes - the are sooo cute arent they ? =3-,lions, ferrets and pretty much anything furry -even bats-.

likes: ice-cream, mangas, animes,books,cute things and rain

dislikes: the sun - ahhh how i hate the heat -_- -,mean people, evil big sisters and thats pretty much it- wow, i dont have many things to hate-

well thats all i have to say for the moment but im sure ill find something to copy and paste soon :D -i love copying and pasting-

Quotes

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. ~ Anon.

Be good, but if you can't manage that, then don't get caught.

Growing old in unavoidable, growing up is optional

I am the girl who turns all your favorite literary heroes into sexy, flaming homosexuals. BOW TO ME! –Anime Yaoi Lover

It’s not denial. I’m just very selective about the reality I accept

Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass it’s about learning to dance in the rain

I seriously don’t have an anger management problem, just an idiot problem. And I didn’t break his nose; it was a fracture, a fracture people!!

Rules are like paperclips, meant to hold things together, easy to bend, and fun to twist out of shape

Knowledge is power, power corrupts, study hard, be evil

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

Legally, it's questionable; Morally, disgusting; personally, I like it

Labels are for packages

Love as though you have never been hurt before

If you have embarassing memories that make you want to just smack yourself copy this into your profile

There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, sexual orientation, or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 percent of teens worry about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't copy this into your profile. (Being popular is overrated)

If you enjoy laughing at the pain or misfortune of others copy this into your profile. (Its my JOB to do that. Ask a friend.)

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you are obsessive with all of your anime stuff (if someone else touches it they die kinda obsessive) copy this into your profile

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horoscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

Addiction is waiting in the wings to grab you by the throat and strangle you to death.

“Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.”

“You’re not going crazy. You’re going sane in a crazy world!”

"keep calm and be on guard Alice."

“Madness is not a state of mind,
Madness is a place.
Let’s go there, shall we?
Let’s go to wonderland.”

"If at first you dont succeed, destroy all evidence that you tired." -demyx, from demyx time

“I don’t have an agression problem. I have a problem that most people are idiots and they need to be delt with violently.”-Axel (kellyjane)

"42-42-564 when you wanna knock on death's door." -soul eater

“I was born lost and took no pleasure in being found.”

“What is the point of living, if everyday you felt like dieing?”

"Insanity is a synonym for imagination"

The girl who seemed unbreakable, broke. The girl who always laughed, cried. The girl that never stopped trying, finally gave up. She dropped her fake smile as a tear rolled down her cheek and she whispered to herself, “I can’t do this anymore.”

"Most fairytales turn out to be nightmares."

"Even angels have their wicked schemes."

"She plays her music loud because she wants to tune out reality."

"Life is like an hourglass...eventually everything hits the bottom and all you have to do is wait until someone comes along and turns it around."

“The best thing about a picture is that never changes, even when the people in it do.” -Andy Warhol

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you support Captain Jack Sparrow and his Jar of Dirt, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

female come backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
GUYS REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."