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 Hi, I'm LunaticKeith, but my friends call me Lycaous. I'm a traveling pirate merchant in the RoC, SCA, and Seadog Nation, and I am a big sucker for decent to brilliant fanfiction on my favorite pairings. Most of what I read has romance for at least one of the genres. Maybe I'll write something, more than likely I won't. I'm lazy, so that is all for now. May your life be interesting, dearies :) |
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The Lesser of Two Malfoys by SerenaSnape88 reviews
Hermione's 22nd birthday is weeks away, and she must be willingly engaged to a pureblood by then or be forced to accept the first eligible pureblood who requests her. Marriage Law. Not quite canon. M for future sexual content. Forecast 35 chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,204 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 2,152 - Updated: 11/26/2017 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Fireworks by Firazh reviews
Oneshot (with yearly updates): During a New Year's Eve celebration at Grimmauld Place, some people learn more about Harry Potter's life than they had expected ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
On the Flip Side by MusicMelis reviews
After Harry runs away from his relative's during the summer and gets in a fight the first day of school, Snape argues that he needs to be watched more and have more guidance. His argument backfires when Dumbledore suggests Harry be in Slytherin for a term. Will Harry see another side to the Slytherins? And will Snape finally see the real Harry? Third Year. Mentor/Guardian Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,166 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 2,427 - Follows: 1,639 - Updated: 8/27/2016 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Precious Blood by DisneyFanatic2364 reviews
In the dark forests of Tramplevania dwells a coven of vampires led by a deadly draconequus named Discord. For many years, his only interests have been in his own survival, until he stumbles upon a beautiful mare with a heart pure enough to care for a monster like him.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 197,305 - Reviews: 1589 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 8/23/2016 - Published: 9/20/2015 - [Discord, Fluttershy] Sunset Shimmer, Starlight Glimmer - Complete
Red velvet by Paper Ballerina reviews
Katherine is sent as a spy into Farquaad's household as he competes for the dukedom of Duloc after the sudden death of their king.Months later,she becomes passionately devoted to him. Can she tell him about her feelings or is he blinded by his ambition?
Shrek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,317 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/22/2016 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Lord Farquaad
Pictures of You by MadameMayorRM reviews
Henry comes in from school and discovers Regina asleep on the couch clutching a photograph to her chest... of Emma. He confronts her. She doesn't have much to say... at first. But when she starts talking, he learns his mother is in love with his other mother and there is something standing in the way. A wedding. Special story written for prompt by thedivinemissk.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 169,937 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 7/8/2016 - Published: 9/12/2015 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] Henry Mills
All the World's a Stage by Alexannah reviews
Harry never expected to be adopted—especially not by Snape. Harry hates his new father, and the feeling is mutual. But to the outside world, they have to pretend otherwise, or Harry could end up in very deep trouble. Is anyone that good at acting?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,668 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 5/14/2016 - Published: 1/15/2016 - Harry P., Severus S.
Firstborn by steph7of7 reviews
Harry needs some fatherly advice. Or maybe a swift kick in the ass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Ginny W. - Complete
To Become, To Teach by FatesMistake reviews
Harry is struggling with a desire to teach, since his Head of House won't support the endeavor. Snape steps in and offers to have Harry work as an assistant in his classroom. Now Harry has to try and reconcile this new side of Snape he's begun to glimpse in private with the same snarky git he's always been in public. All while dealing with a life-changing decision, of course. SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,670 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 172 - Published: 1/25/2016 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Third Time's a Charm by steph7of7 reviews
Snape is saved by McGonagall, then he's saved by everyone else. He may even do a little saving of his own along the way, but that's hardly his fault.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,650 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/25/2016 - Published: 12/9/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Minerva M., Neville L. - Complete
The Cupboard by enahma reviews
After Sirius's death, Harry is sinking into depression. And then, he receives a detention which leads to a shocking revelation. Will he be able to stop sinking deeper? COMPLETE! No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,931 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 2,645 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Reverberations by aesopianalex reviews
The summer after the debacle at the Ministry, Draco Malfoy is sent to live with Harry Potter. He writes letters to Severus Snape, telling him how he's doing- and what's really going on in Harry Potter's house. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,939 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 1,684 - Updated: 1/8/2016 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Bats Fly by Argon.847 reviews
Bats are renowned as the only mammals capable of maintaining true and sustained flight, and are highly skilled fliers due to their unique abilities. It would only make sense then for Hogwarts' own dungeon bat to have these same skills. Even so, Harry still didn't understand how he had come to be in this situation, challenging one Professor Snape on the Quidditch pitch. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2016 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Pride, or What Goeth Before a Fall by Toodleoo reviews
When it came to reading people, Hermione Granger was almost always right. How did she miss the fact that Snape was gay? Written for cabepfir for the 2015 SSHG Gift Fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,602 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 12/25/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
To See and Keep Silent by Toodleoo reviews
Nothing was right in the Snapes' marriage. They never talked, you see. About anything. [A different kind of Marriage Law story, written for melodylepetit for the 2015 SSHG Gift Fest.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,078 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/25/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Second Time Around by steph7of7 reviews
The Second War, as seen from the eyes of Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,225 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/9/2015 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Complete
Voldemort's Vol-au-Vents by Toodleoo reviews
Hermione knew that her brave professor would fall in love with her if she nursed him to health after one of those nasty Death Eater meetings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/14/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Love Thy Neighbour by Alexannah reviews
- PaS Featured Story - The Dursley family move house, and Harry is horrified to find that they are now living opposite his most hated Potions Master. Between Snape and the Dursleys, will Harry make it to the Burrow in one piece? NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,458 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 10/19/2015 - Published: 8/29/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Petunia D. - Complete
Cobalt by 43501 reviews
Several weeks have passed since you fell into these labyrinthine subterranean caverns. It's time for you to move forward. [WARNING: Explicit Sans x Reader, the reader insert's sex is undefined and can be interpreted as either male or female.]
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/30/2015 - [Frisk, Sans] - Complete
The Immortality Of Love by Flor de desierto reviews
Hiccup, tired of being the one left behind, made a decision that led him to drop everything and give up being a guardian and his immortality. But he didn't know he would have to give up much more than that ... Will he be able to get it back? HIJACK [HXJ] (HTTYD, Rotg, Tangled, Brave and Frozen)
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 87,669 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Hiccup, Jack Frost - Complete
Never Trust A Monster by EverLastingXLove reviews
Shilo has been in hiding, but did she really think she could hide from the Largo's that long? Especially, Pavi who had the desire to make her his little pet. Pavi wants her pure and innocent face, but what will make his wants take a drastic change? I DO NOT OWN REPO! NOR DO I OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS!
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,332 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/29/2015 - Shilo, Pavi
Once More by j-jip reviews
When Hermione started writing letters to Charlie Weasley, she never expected the friendship, and later the love, she would find in him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/11/2015 - [Hermione G., Charlie W.] - Complete
Sunshine and Rain by Ravenclaw992 reviews
Emma wakes up one morning in a stranger's bed with a wedding ring on her finger. Things couldn't get any worse...except for the fact that the person she supposedly married...was Mr. Gold. Takes place after 7th ep.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 667,010 - Reviews: 1673 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 3/16/2012 - [Emma S., Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold] - Complete
Hermione's Proposition by Toodleoo reviews
After overhearing some of her students gossiping about her love life, Hermione decides it's time for a change. She has an offer for Severus Snape that she hopes he can't refuse. CURRENTLY ON HOLD.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,516 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Gretna Greenland by Toodleoo reviews
The Ministry of Magic has passed a ridiculous marriage law, and nobody is cooperating... least of all Hermione Granger and Severus Snape. An anti-marriage law story set right after the war. MLC. CURRENTLY ON HOLD.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,879 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Draco M., Neville L.
I Love Ya to the Core by DisneyFanatic2364 reviews
Since the Timberwolf incident, Applejack hasn't been feeling well. She can't eat, she can't sleep and can't concentrate on her work. Little does she realize that she's suffering from the deadliest disease of all: love.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/7/2013 - [Applejack, Spike] - Complete
It's All Hooey by DisneyFanatic2364 reviews
Tammy doesn't believe her aunts as they tell her about a land filled with talking ponies. But when she's suddenly transported there herself, she begins to think that maybe those stories weren't a bunch of hooey. There she meets six ponies and a certain draconequus and discovers a shocking secret of her past. First MLP fic. Some DiscordxFluttershy.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,283 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - [Fluttershy, Discord] OC - Complete
Bride of Discord by DisneyFanatic2364 reviews
What if Discord hadn't been turned to stone by the Mane Six? What if he had escaped? It is three years following their battle with Discord and the Mane Six are happy in their new and comfortable lives, until their enemy returns and will only relieve Equestria of his havoc in exchange for a bride. AU Cover Art by Nstone53
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,688 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - [Fluttershy, Discord] - Complete
Bound to You by Ravenclaw992 reviews
It is the week of Valentine's Day, the time where love is floating in the air. Unfortunately, Emma finds herself in a much stickier predicament than love. Out of all the people in Storybrooke she had to be handcuffed to during the most romantic time of the year, it had to be Gold. Golden Swan.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,257 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - [Emma S., Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold] - Complete
A Simple Kiss by Ravenclaw992 reviews
"Imagine being the lucky couple to share the first kiss of the New Year." What would be the harm, really? It was just a simple kiss. Unless Emma begged for more. As the countdown to midnight stretches on, however, Gold realizes it might be easier said than done as the other lovely couples of Storybrooke compete for that first kiss. One word: sabotage. Golden Swan/Hopping Red.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,884 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - [Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Emma S.] - Complete
All I Want For Christmas by Ravenclaw992 reviews
"My agreements are always honored, Ruby. And I never lose a bet." Three days before Christmas, Ruby makes a bet with Mr. Gold in which he must somehow get Emma to willingly give him a gift for Christmas, by any means necessary. Golden Swan.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,243 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/15/2012 - [Emma S., Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold] - Complete
Rumplcimprcampr by Evangeline-Sibeliah reviews
Breaking the Curse brings everyone back to FTL, making Emma the outsider again. Uncomfortable with the status of the Savior Princess, she urges Rumpelstiltskin to remember their time in Storybrook. Emma/Gold and Emma/Rumpel friendship-romance, 3-shot, M for smex.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,559 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - [Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Emma S.] - Complete
Penfriends by MizSphinx reviews
Suffering from loneliness, Hermione signs up for a penfriend service. She's pleased when she's assigned a nice bloke named Legolas, and soon begins to fall for him. And that might have been just fine if she wasn't falling for Lucius Malfoy too. Oh dear.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,248 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Library Notes by MizSphinx reviews
Smitten Draco has nothing better to do but to harass Hermione while she tries to study. 100-word drabble for dmhgchallenge at livejournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Debtors and Collectors by MizSphinx reviews
FIN. When Lucius is found half-dead, Hermione is tempted to finish the job that Fate intended. Instead, she saves his life thus binding him to a life debt. Now it's up to Hermione to collect her repayment. And collect it she will. Disregards epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,426 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Baby Grands by Serenitychan13 reviews
A series of 1000-word drabbles to combat my recent plague of wordiness. Graverobber/Shilo. Just a series of everyday-life events that bring them closer together. Rating to be on the safe side, possible slight squick.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,668 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Graverobber, Shilo
In Sanity by Serenitychan13 reviews
UPDATED! Gift-fic for Hopeless Siren, as promised and in progress! Going through your basic night from hell, Graverobber comes across Shilo, having a hell of a night of her own. Semi-plotless fun in the vein of Breaking and Entering.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,684 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Graverobber, Shilo
She Loves Everybody by phoenix521 reviews
she's not a little girl anymore. her innocence is beginning to wane. he never meant to get involved. he never meant to care. but it was so hard. she loved everybody. grilo, rated T.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,268 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
That's Why Head Injuries Are Unhealthy by Serenitychan13 reviews
A twist of fate leaves the Graverobber in an unexpected place with two beautiful women. Oh, and did I mention he's dead? Will he stay that way? Slight Grilo at end. Rated for language.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
Breaking and Entering by Serenitychan13 reviews
After a near miss escaping from the GenCops yet again, Graverobber finds himself in an abandoned house that's not as abandoned as he thought it was. Semiplotless fun. Rated for language, adult content, drug references, and a general disrespect for decency
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,585 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Graverobber - Complete
Only In The World of Dragons by atruwriter reviews
Charlie's passion had always been dragons. Slowing down was never an option, which didn't change when he fell in love with fellow keeper Hermione Granger. At least until the life they planned together hit a dangerous, deathly snag. CWHG Summary inside...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,048 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 2,319 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - [Charlie W., Hermione G.] - Complete