Update as of 9/17: Hey. So, I have been VERY busy with school and swim practice and such, so I have not been on FanFiction all that much. I have been reading FanFics, but I have not been reviewing them because it takes five times more time to review than it does reading. Meh. I'll get on it soon... Hopefully.

If you bug me enough maybe I'll do it just for you. :D

Update as of 7/18: Oh. My. Gosh. I already passed my one year anniversary!! Yay!! I feel old. I seriously thought it was later... Oh well. XD Happy one year anniversary to me!

So.

The name's PurpleTea88, but you can call me PT. Or Purple. Or PT88. Anything works, really, as long as it's not something totally out of the blue, like Greenie McRainbow Pants.

I'm kind of crazy. I try to be funny, but really, I'm not. XD I like to overuse exclamation points and ellipsis... I also use smiley faces a lot in my reviews, PM's, and, well, all the time, really. I'm pretty sure that I use commas too much, but I'm never really sure... I also tend to run on and on with my sentences, so beware. :D

(I feel like my profile is a total fail in comparison to others, so this is me trying to step up my game.)

I enjoy reading good stories (as in, stories with good plots and awesome spelling and grammar) and giving said stories long reviews. In fact, that's pretty much what I'm known for. I'm more of a reader than a writer, you see... but I am a beta reader. I'll try and do my best with your chapter, but it may take a while, unless you slap me around a bit. :)

I'm probably best known in the 39 Clues fandom for my forum activities and in the Maximum Ride fandom for my reviews. :)

My favorite color is green. I LOVE Florence The Machine and I'm a total trend-head (read: preppy). Don't blame me. I listen to the charts. (Hey, you, in the back there! I saw you cringe.) Yeah, they have pretty decent stuff... excluding Justin Bieber... XD

I have a weakness for books with hot guys in them. Especially when there is romance involving the hot guys and girls... It would be a shame if there wasn't one.

But all in all, I like books that are most definitely fiction with just a splash of romance. And hot guys (with accents - preferably British. Or French.) XD

Favorite artists/bands: Paramore, Florence The Machine, All Time Low, You Me At Six, Muse, Maroon 5, Lana Del Ray, Sucre, Phoenix, Two Door Cinema Club, Vampire Weekend, Marina and the Diamonds, The Strokes, Death Cab for Cutie, Neon Trees, Fun., Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeroes, Foster the People, Young the Giant, Coldplay, Hey Monday, Panic! At The Disco, Flyleaf, The Killers, Boys Like Girls, Evanescence, The Maine, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Ellie Goulding, Drake, Honor Society, Taylor Swift, Rachel Platten, and more...

The Hottest Guy Fictional Characters in Books

1. Fang from Maximum Ride

2. Jace from the Mortal Instruments

3. Finnick from Catching Fire and Mockingjay

4. Ky from Matched

5. Hale from Heist Society

6. Daniel from Fallen

7. Cam from Fallen

8. Wes from The Truth About Forever

9. Étienne St. Clair from Anna and the French Kiss

10. John Hayden from Abandon

11. Ian O'Shea from The Host

12. Conrad Fisher from The Summer I Turned Pretty

13. Patch Cipriano from Hush, Hush

Note: Loren Blake and Erik Night both would've been on here, but they the former turned out to be a using jerk, and the latter turned out to be a possessive boyfriend and spiteful jerk. Curse their hotness!!!!!

I like:

making lists

taking pictures

rainbows

vanilla

reading

penguins.

Fang. Tall, dark, and handsome. Totally wish he was real and Max wasn't. XD And that he was my age. Yes, I am in love with a fictional character... but can you blame me? The kid has ABS. ;)

I LOVE receiving PMs, but I like, never reply to them. Don't be disappointed by this because I will get around to replying in a couple weeks, or so.

Just kidding.

By the way, I am one of those people who say 'like' all the time online, so, yeah... :O

I'm a Gemini, so I'm bound to be: a chatterbox, superficial, a subject-changer, bipolar, intelligent... and I guess most of that is true. Huh.

PT: An Original Acrostic Poem

By PT

Pretty cool kid with high expectations

Talks a bunch, almost like Nudge.

ZOMG - (used especially on electronic message boards as a sarcastic comment on an inexperienced or overenthusiastic poster) oh my God!: ZOMG! ! I finally managed to reformat the file; the airport was hot and big, but there was really nothing that made me stop and think ZOMG FOREIGN COUNTRY

Haha, ZOMG has been added to the Oxford Dictionary Online... Cuh-raaazzyyyy...

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The Longest Review I Have Ever Written (FanFiction cut me off at the end... I have no idea why since I didn't go over ten-thousand characters) For Ambiguity by EpitomeOfCool

Believe me when I tell you this, I screamed a hushed scream of horror when I saw the chapter title in the email alert. I cannot believe that it is over.
You HAVE to do an epilogue, even though this was kind of epilogue-y... I mean, it already took place two months after the accident. But I just want the epilogue to have something to look forward to reading...
I want to see how Max and Fang end up! And I am just slightly disappointed - I did not get to read the full ending of Ambiguity... :P Ah, well, at least Max and Fang admitted their love to each other. That made me grin like an idiot.
Wow, I sound bipolar, do not I? XD
I found it sad that Max and Fang did not really talk until that moment by the piano... I felt like their confession was just a little bit rushed. Of course, I was more than satisfied with the outcome. Fang was elated and so was Max, so I thought that was incredibly sweet. After all those months of pain and confusion, they more than deserved it.
And then they kissed...
I have to say, I liked it better when they kissed and they were so terribly confused. I think it adds to the drama. That's why I don't really like sequels/epilogues that have Max and Fang are together and they are all happy and together, since it is kind of pointless to continue their romance. I mean, they are not going have to chase each other anynmore, which is where all the fun of stories like this are.
I feel like this review should be extra long because you just completed an amazing story. I really do hope that you will start a new story as soon as possible, but that is all I can hope for. Hopefully you will come up with another genius plot... with a tad of exquisitely written Fax romance like this one... and possible clicheness.
I am just a sucker for cliche Faxes; well, only when they have got their own unique spin on them. I like the general outcome of the plots... You deserve way more than six hundred reviews, I tell you that. I am sure in the months to come you will get over a thousand reviews.
You should have gotten a thousand reviews by now... I guess it is because of your summary.
It was kind of vague... but that's the whole thing about ambiguity, is not (I was not really sure what the un-contracted form of 'isn't' was, so yeah... Oh, wait! You are not going to know what I am talking about since you ahevn't read the end of this review yet. Darn.
(This is a sub parenthese note. I am pretty sure that the un-contracted form of 'isn't' is 'is it not- wait. Never mind. That only applies to questions.
Sorry if I used that anywhere and confused you... I did not really read the sentence over again to see if it made any sense whatsoever.)
Well, it will all make sense at the end. And it it does not make sense... Well, (Ooh, a sub parenthese note... XD I have also noticed that I use the word 'well' a lot to begin sentences. God.) you will just have to read this review over again.
*gasp* The horror.
If you are lazy like me, you will not have to... but I get the feeling that you are not the lazy type of person, so yeah... Okay, so, this little note in the parentheses has gone on long enough) it? Which reminds me... loved that last sentence using ambiguity. It totally made me smile. It is one of those full-circle endings that I love so dearly...
I am going to try and use up all of the characters in this review space. So, just to be clear and not ambiguous (see what I did there? ;D No? Okay, then...), I DO want you to write an epilogue, no matter how much I dislike epilogues with Max and Fang all happy and stuff, because you are an amazing writer and I ALWAYS look forward to reading another chapter of this story.
I know that you will put your own individual spin on the epilogue, too, so I am sure I will not be disappointed.
Hopefully. Ooh, that must pressure you.
Maybe not as much as I would like, but perhaps just a little bit. Maybe it is that kind of pressure that gnaws at the back of your mind, just waiting to strike.
Or maybe it is the other kind of pressure that sits on your shoulders and you can feel the weight of it, pressing you down into the center of the Earth.
Or perhaps it is that kind of pressure that nibbles at the supports of your mind (think of the marble columns that support buildings) until, with one final bite, sends your mind crashing down into the dark oblivion of the unknown.
Okay, I think I am getting sort of creepy right now.
I am sane. I am sane. I am sane.
That probably made you think the exact opposite, right? Haha, I was just quoting a line from the story, To Obsess... Ironically, it is a story on the Maximum Ride fandom... Haha, yeah.
I am most definitely sane, but I am just trying to make you think the exact opposite. Maybe I am succeeding and maybe I am not... Maybe I am just starting to creep you out.
Well, that is not very pleasant, now is it?
Otherwise, you'll be receiving a very angry review from me written in all caps.
Well, maybe not all capital letters, just the majority of it.
I feel like I spelled 'majority' wrong... but then again, it looks right. It doesn't really look right when I spell it like 'marjority,' so... yeah. I am starting to get really rambly here, so I am hoping (I think I have used this word ten times throughout this review already. I should find a synonym for that) that you are still reading this far...
Gosh, you wrote more than a hundred thousand words. That is a lot. Plus, your author's notes are so impossibly short (an amazing feat that I am not capable of), so most of it is just story. Hopefully (again with the hope) you are considering a career of writing in your future. I mean, I read your story on FictionPress and it was just as amazing as this one, so... How do you do it?
Your vocabulary is simply extraoridnary and your spelling is near perfect (you know, the odd typo and whatnot). That is what makes this story so awesome and one of my favorites. This is, quite possibly, one of the best stories on FanFiction. But I am sure I've already said that in one of my other twenty plus reviews...
Gah, this review is already so long, but I will just keep on going.
Your grammar is splendid in this chapter, but I didn't scope it for mistakes, so I could be wrong... I am extremely pleased with the ending. How long does it take you to write these chapters? It would take me forever to write a story of this magnitude.
Haha, I especially loved Terry's reaction to Max having not finished Ambiguity. I also loved Fang's confession to protecting Max instead of leading her on. The best part is that she finally understands!
Okay, so, I do not think I am going to make it to ten thousand characters, since I am already at like, five-thousand four-hundred, but still. I think I'm going to go back and space out the paragraphs a little bit more to take up more space.
So ignore that number up there, as it shall be more when I am done spacing it out. I have to say, long paragraphs are never good for the eyes, so I am sure that this will be better for you, too. I really do hope that you enjoyed this super long review. I mean, you must be honored - it is the longest review I have ever written in my entire FanFiction life! XD Haha, well...
I am actually going to copy and paste this into my profile. Haha, I shall label it, 'The Longest Review I Have Ever Written.' Ah, that will be fun...
WRITE THAT EPILOGUE! (Haha, that was out of the blue, was it not?)
I will seriously hunt everyone who says that they don't want an epilogue down and make them change their minds. Mwahahahaha... *trails off ominously into the distance* XD Well, I am sure I will not literally do it, but metaphorically I will.
If that made any sense at all...
I am not sure how to end this review, so I will just end it with a random thought.
Platypi have posionous spikes on the backs of their feet.
Okay, so, this is an extra note: You may have noticed the lack of contractions throughout this review, or you might have not noticed the lack of contractions throughout this review.
So, the explanation: The spacing did not really add that many more characters to the review, so I am going to go back and make all the contractions... well, un-contracted. Haha, yeah... so, bye! XD
Gah, I still have another one-thousand nine-hundred characters to go... That's really sad, is it not? I know one person (ISuckAtUsernames) who used up all the characters, save four-hundred of them. I am trying to beat her record, although I am most definitely sure that someone out there, in the pool of millions of FanFictioners, has used up all the ten-thousand characters that Fanfiction allows you to use.
Well, it was worth a shot.
I know I keep saying that I am going to end the review, but then I still have so much more space to use up, so then I end up just continuing it.
So, a big word for you: pulchritudinous. I found that on Dictionary.com when I clicked on the link that said, 'What is a five-syllable word for beautiful?'
Or something like that.
That, as of right now, is my favorite big word. I laugh at the irony of how there is a big word that describes the fear of big words. I do not know the word, but I have heard of it.
The contarction I used the most, by far, is I'm. Wow, does that not tell you something?
*cough* Conceited *cough*
Don't worry, I always tell myself that I am conceited. But sometimes I do not think I am... I am pretty sure that I missed a few contractions, though... Look at this! Already I have used 'I am' four times through this paragraph, counting the 'I am' (*gasp* FIVE!) I used in quotes before...
Yayyyyyyyyyyy! I made it to ten-thousand characters! I kid you not, it took me a little more than two hours. I think. I am not that good of a judge of time, so... Yeah. I could spend hours reading a book and not even realize it, so, yeah... Well, I shall make it t

The rest of this is just my favorite stories on FFN (I know those of you out there are going to check it to see if your story is on there.), my want-to-read books, and my favorite books.

So, this is where it comes to an end. If you've stuck with me this long, congratulations! You win one million Rainbow dollars, redeemable in any PT store. I hope you've enjoyed it... but seriously, I need help: if you have ANYTHING that you want me to add on here (besides my personal info, you stalkers) or change, please let me know in a PM. I want my bio to be the best it can be.

Oh, wow. I sound like I want a product review or something, which, in truth, I do. XD

Favorite smiley: XD

My Favorite Stories on FFN

Ambiguity by EpitomeOfCool. This is, quite possibly, the BEST story in the MR fandom. EOC has amazing spelling, grammar, and word choice. Her chapters are the perfect length and combination between excerpts from Ambiguity - a book made exclusively for this story - and the story itself. It has Fax and family drama... It's every reader's dream.

The Hostile Encounters by Vamps-with-Wings. One of the better stories about Max fighting for a living. This is another amazing story with great spelling and grammar. Her word choice is, too, amazing, but her use of figurative language is impeccable. The plot is well-thought and filled with various twists and turns, keeping you at the edge of your seat. There is a marvelous duo of romance and suspense... but everything Vamps writes is awesome, so check it out. :)

To Live by Pinkie.Cat (formerly PinkCatHeaven). The best story with Max and Fang as actors. I love the switching in between To Live - the show - and the real world. Great spelling and grammar. This is definitely a story worth checking out, especially if you like Fax and drama. Unfortunately, Lissa and Dylan are in it... but perhaps not in the way you would think. :)

Welcoming the Heartache by maximumrain3. Tons of Fax. One of THE Faxiest stories ever. For Fax readers. Along with perfect spelling and grammar, the reader gets tons of dirty jokes and sob scenes... It's the best of everything you could ever want. You have to check it out... It's freaking amazing. There's a bunch of twists in this story, as there should be. Plus, there's a jealous Fang... Who would resist reading that? ;D

Ten Ways by kikofreako. Absolutely adorable. The sweetest piece of Fax fluff in the entire fandom... all in Fang's POV. :) It's a one-short, so it's a quick read, but amazingly sweet.

Ten Plus Ten by kikofreako. The sequel to Ten Ways... also an adorable piece of Fax fluff. Another amazing one-shot.

Should've Done That Earlier by Xx-Twitch-xX. Fang not being noticed by Max? What is this madness? The sad part is that they've been in the same classes since kindergarten. And their lockers are right next to each other. :O But will they meet in the end? FAX, assured. I loved this because it was written in the second person and that there is not one mistake to be found throughout the whole thing. It was adorably sweet in the end. :)

Fallen December by silentsky93. The most depressing story in the MR fandom. Max is a schizophrenic and sees things that are not really there, i.e. Fang, the Flock, and the School. This made me cry... It's not as good in the beginning, but just keep reading until the end.

More to be added when I'm not feeling lazy. :)

Must-Read Books

1. Seriously...I'm Kidding by Ellen Degeneres

2. Silence by Becca Fitzpatrick

3. Witch and Wizard: The Fire by James Patterson

4. Ruthless by Sara Shepard

5. Clockwork Prince by Cassandra Clare

Recommend me a book through a PM! I'm always willing to read... besides, we all have the same taste in books here. :D

My Top One-Hundred Favorite Books (In no particular order.)

1. The Angel Experiment by James Patterson

2. Schools' Out - Forever by James Patterson

3. Saving The World And Other Extreme Sports by James Patterson

4. The Final Warning by James Patterson

5. MAX by James Patterson

6. FANG by James Patterson

7. ANGEL by James Patterson

8. Witch and Wizard by James Patterson and Gabrielle Charbonnet

9. The Gift by James Patterson and Gabrielle Charbonnet

10. The Kane Chronicles by Rick Riordan

11. The Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling

12. Matched by Ally Condie (Ky/Cassia!!! Love Ky so much...;D)

13. The Princess Diaries series by Meg Cabot

14. Heist Society by Ally Carter

15. Hex Hall by Rachel Hawkins

16. The PJO series by Rick Riordan

17. The Heroes of Olympus series by Rick Riordan

18. The 39 Clues series, started by Rick Riordan, but also written by: Jude Watson, Peter Lerangis, Gordon Korman, Margaret Peterson Haddix, and others..

19. The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel series by Michael Scott

20. The Clique series by Lisi Harrison

21. The Alphas series by Lisi Harrison

22. Fairest by Gail Carson Levine

23. Ella Enchanted by Gail Carson Levine

24. The Chicks With Sticks series by Elizabeth... something. XD

25. The Secret series by Pseudonymous Bosch

26. The Underland Chronicles by Suzanne Collins

27. The Sisters Grimm series by Michael Buckley

28. The Septimus Heap series by ...someone. XD

29. The Sammy Keyes series by Wendelin van Draanen

30. The Airhead series by Meg Cabot

31. Peaches by Jodi Lynne Anderson

32. How To Be Popular by Meg Cabot

33. Jinx by Meg Cabot

34. Inkheart by Cornelia Funke

35. The Nancy Drew series by Carolyn Keene

36. Everlost by Neal Shusterman

37. Twilight by Stephenie Meyer

38. The Old Willis Place by Mary Downing Hahn

39. The Bones of Faerie by ...someone.

40. The Nancy Drew series by Carolyn Keene

41. Fallen by Lauren Kate (*sigh* Cam is soo hot... Cam/Luce forevss!!)

42. The Truth About Forever by Sarah Dessen (Wes is soooo hot... Especially when he jogs past Kristy's house shirtless. ;D)

43. Just Listen by Sarah Dessen

44. Kiki Strike: Inside the Shadow City by Kirsten Miller

45. The Eternal Ones by Kirsten Miller

46. Everwild by Neal Shusterman

47. Everfound by Neal Shusterman

48. Torment by Lauren Kate

49. New Moon by Stephenie Meyer

50. Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer

51. Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer

52. The Second Short Life of Bree Tanner by Stephenie Meyer

53. Kiki Strike: The Empress's Tomb by Kirsten Miller

54. The Secrets of Peaches by Jodi Lynne Anderson

55. The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins

56. The Vampire Kisses series by Ellen Schreiber

57. Teenage Mermaid by Ellen Schreiber

58. The Pretty Little Liars series by Sara Shepard

59. The Lying Game by Sara Shepard

60. Demonglass by Rachel Hawkins

61. Peak by Roland Smith

62. I,Q: Independence Hall by Roland Smith

63. I,Q: White House by Roland Smith

64. The Camp Confidential series by someone...

65. The Ranger's Apprentice series by Joseph Flanagan

66. The Last Apprentice series by Joseph Delany

67. Avalon High by Meg Cabot

68. The Abby Hayes series by someone...

69. The Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket

70. Coraline by Neil Gaiman

71. The Espressologist by Kristina Springer

72. Stepping on the Cracks by Mary Downing Hahn

72. Closed for Season by Mary Downing Hahn

73. I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You by Ally Carter

74. Cross My Heart and Hope to Spy by Ally Carter

75. Don't Judge a Girl by Her Cover by Ally Carter

76. Water for Elephants by Sara Gruen

77. The Mortal Instruments series by Cassandra Clare (Oh Jace... *dreamy sigh* My favorite character was definitely Isabelle, though. She was so fun!)

78. The Book Thief by Markus Zusak

79. Catching Fire by Suzanne Collins

80. Mockingjay by Suzanne Collins (WHYYYYYYYYYYY, Finnick?? Why did you have to dieeee??????? I was very disappointed with the ending.)

81. Only the Good Spy Young by Ally Carter

82. I Am Number Four by Pittacus Lore

83. Twilight: The Official Illustrated Guide by Stephenie Meyer

84. Anna and the French Kiss by Stephanie Perkins (Holy kgshgahdgashDGHD!! Romance in Paris... A totally dream guy WITH an English accent... Boarding school... What more could you want? ;D)

85. Clockwork Angel by Cassandra Clare

86. Beastly by Alex Flinn

87. The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants series by Ann Brashares

88. Girl at Sea by Maureen Johnson (Absolutely adored this book!!! It's amazing. You HAVE to read it. It's a fun romance with a little bit of adventure mixed in... I was on vacation when I read this, late at night, and I just HAD to finish it, so I finished it in the hotel room's bathroom at midnight. XD)

89. Suite Scarlett by Maureen Johnson (Another fun romance that doesn't turn out well... but Ms. Johnson makes up for it with all the craziness that goes along with it.)

90: Scarlett Fever by Maureen Johnson (A romance... but a new love interest is introduced, along with the old one who is hardly mentioned. Again with the craziness.)

91. The Host by Stephenie Meyer

92. Cloaked by Alex Flinn

93. Abandon by Meg Cabot

94. The House of Night series by P.C. Cast Kristin Cast (Zoey has been with, like, five guys throughout the whole series already. Slutty... and Erik?? He became such a jerk!! I got so mad...)

95. The Summer I Turned Pretty by Jenny Han (Perfect little romance set by the beach... So sweet.)

96. It's Not Summer Without You by Jenny Han (Oh, my God. I wanted to kill this book. Nooooooo, Belly can't be with Jeremiah!!!!)

97. We'll Always Have Summer by Jenny Han (And ohmygod, Belly and Jeremiah almost got married. That seriously scared me. I wanted to run up to Belly and shake her yelling, "Are you crazy???? You're eighteen and you're getting married?!?!" Spoiler: But it has a happy ending for all you Conrad lovers. :))

98. 13 Little Blue Envelopes by Maureen Johnson (Love. It. Soooooo good!! A great adventure with just a smidge of romance. You can totally relate to Ginny.)

99. The Last Little Blue Envelope by Maureen Johnson (The sequel to the aforementioned book. Again, SO. GOOD. With another love interest who I, presonally, like better than the other.)

100. Uncommon Criminals by Ally Carter

102. Lola and the Boy Next Door by Stephanie Perkins

103. Gimme A Call by Sarah Mlynowski

104. Crossed by Ally Condie

105. The Name of the Star by Maureen Johnson

106. Hush, Hush by Becca Fitzpatrick (Patch never failed to make me laugh with his sexual innuendos and overall sexiness. ;D)

107. The Son of Neptune by Rick Riordan

108. The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky

109. Looking for Alaska by John Green

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.