HoneyThiefHelenhide bio
 Unfortunately, life has not stopped moving since I started writing 3 years ago. I'm still writing, in fact I'm pretty sure I have 8 or 9 stories on the go right now but nothing I would consider publish worthy yet and I wouldn't want to keep you waiting forever for them to update. Check out my favourites section for stories that OWN me and should own everyone!! 7 quick facts about me... 1) My screen name actually comes from a song - 'Honeythief' by Halou. I won't go into why I love it, I just do. 2) First concert I ever went to was the Spice Girls in '98. I also went to the reunion in 2008. GIRL POWER, my friends! 3) My guilty pleasure has to be fanfic. I'm addicted, yet NONE of my friends know. It's my dirty little secret. 4) I'm claustrophobic and have mild acrophobia, so elevators, needless to say, make me panic. Big time. 5) Music is my life. I'm usually ALWAYS obsessed with The Black Keys, Paramore and Muse. 6) I'm actually pretty envious of Sleeping Beauty. An eternity of dreams sounds amazing to me. 7) You think Bella is clumsy? You haven't met me. I've had many an embarrassing experience but the most embarrassing... I once fell in a brook (a swamp, basically) and ended up covered from chest to toes in sewage and most likely rat piss and had to walk home a good 2 miles. I was 13, I cried my eyes out. I have a boat load more embarrassing experiences to share if anyone wants to make themselves feel better. FIC RECS Under The Apple Tree by Danieller123 I'll add to this and update the links (cause I don't think they work now) when I get a chance! But hit me up if you want the PDF's. I probably have them somewhere! Peace & Love HoneyTH Come talk to me on twitter :D @HoneyThiefHelen |
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Take the Ice by bellamarie117 reviews
Competitive figure skater Bella Swan meets NHL hockey player Edward Cullen. Bella's Olympic dreams are crushed by injury. Can he help her find the strength to take the ice again? Will they find love and friendship in the meantime? A/H, M, E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 466,878 - Reviews: 8997 - Favs: 8,937 - Follows: 4,438 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deviant by planetblue reviews
He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,477 - Reviews: 10770 - Favs: 6,786 - Follows: 4,502 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21557 - Favs: 12,120 - Follows: 8,059 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Life as a Trophy Wife by JennaRay reviews
Bella signs a contract with Edward to enter into a marriage based on financial gain. She's looking to take the easy road and instead finds a nearly impossible one she must travel on the path to finding herself, along with everything she never knew she wanted. This is the struggle of a broken little girl growing into the woman she's destined to be.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 414,353 - Reviews: 12313 - Favs: 7,408 - Follows: 9,320 - Updated: 4/11/2016 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19584 - Favs: 6,437 - Follows: 4,409 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Air by Rochelle Allison reviews
Edward and Bella meet at a summer barbeque. A story about - what else - falling for someone, hard. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,233 - Reviews: 3706 - Favs: 3,800 - Follows: 1,635 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Outbound by aftrnoondlight reviews
Two beautiful souls humbly traveling life's lonely path, until fate suddenly shows her hand. Will Edward and Bella surrender willingly... A tender, romantic tale of love and life in the clouds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,508 - Reviews: 3214 - Favs: 3,117 - Follows: 1,972 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cracks in the Pavement by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
Life is never perfect, the cracks always appear. "My Polaroid would show the face of a girl who has forgotten how to truly smile." Even the strongest of dreams can fail to become enough.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 148,857 - Reviews: 5123 - Favs: 3,079 - Follows: 2,429 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forget Me Not by SydneyAlice reviews
With the help of his nurse, a man tries to put the pieces of his life back together. Will he be happy once the puzzle pieces fit, or will he wish his memories had remained a mystery?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 66,800 - Reviews: 9091 - Favs: 3,282 - Follows: 1,668 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7636 - Favs: 11,515 - Follows: 6,102 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pinky Swear by kharizzmatik reviews
Bella always knew she loved her best friend, but it isn't until she finds out he's engaged that she remembers just how much. How far will she go to make him see he's marrying the wrong woman? A story about finding your heart and losing your head. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,334 - Reviews: 7216 - Favs: 6,332 - Follows: 4,298 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Measure of Time by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Sometimes, no matter how hard you try, no matter how much time and distance you allow, there are some things, some people you never get over. What happens when the one who got away is the very one you refuse to let go? E/B Rated M for adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,501 - Reviews: 3827 - Favs: 1,703 - Follows: 1,284 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Watch Me by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella's obsession with wristwatches & her preoccupation with the Sky God next door coalesce in a serendipitous way. Birthday onehsot for Michelle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,332 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 249 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pocket Change by aWhiteBlankPage reviews
I know of three kinds of change: the kind that jangles around in your pocket, the kind that happens slowly, every moment of every day, and the kind that blows you away in an instant.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,557 - Reviews: 5241 - Favs: 4,146 - Follows: 2,650 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12987 - Favs: 8,492 - Follows: 6,355 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Of Kith and Kin by Chicklette reviews
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return." -Nat King Cole. This story is about that. AH, Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,113 - Reviews: 4081 - Favs: 3,942 - Follows: 2,039 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Out of Captivity by IdShipThis reviews
Newly divorced from his high school sweetheart, single father Edward Cullen is trying to get his life back on track. That is until, with the help of his daughter, he finds what he didn't know he was missing in an unexpected place.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,394 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 1,886 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Night Must Fall by katinki reviews
COMPLETE. In a world of night, shadows known as the Volturi reign supreme. Their word is law, unquestioned and unchallenged. A doctoral student threatens exposure, and a Volturi Prince has been unleashed to silence her forever. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,754 - Reviews: 3954 - Favs: 3,037 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23171 - Favs: 15,570 - Follows: 10,897 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Space Between Heartbeats by CrumblingFool reviews
My contribution to the Fandom Against Domestic Violence compilation. In the space between heartbeats everything felt normal.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fade Into You by RCD-Alice reviews
A different kind of message in a bottle. More like a letter in a Starbucks comfy cushion. Is it fate? ExB AU/AH Canon. Slight OOC M to be safe *wink*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,322 - Reviews: 1554 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Edward, Bella
Love Songs in E Minor by katinki reviews
COMPLETE. 1st Place, O/s Fic A Pic Contest. He's a musician without a song. He spends his nights alone, staring down at the city below. An unexpected guest arrives. She's new, unpredictable, and brash. In other words, she's exactly what he needs. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,508 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 85 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6996 - Favs: 10,706 - Follows: 3,299 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ladder to the Sun by Rosybud reviews
How can you die when you've never really lived? That's the problem Bella Swan faces when she's told she only has a year to live. Can she make up for a lonely, unhappy life in the short time she has left... and maybe find love too? All-human, EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,847 - Reviews: 2685 - Favs: 4,413 - Follows: 1,778 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Betting Man by mybluesky reviews
Edward makes a bet with Bella's ex, James, that he can bed her. Bella learns of the bet through a friend and decides to string Edward along for a bit and subsequently land herself a hot date for her friend's wedding. Things soon get very interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 181,108 - Reviews: 6654 - Favs: 6,034 - Follows: 2,953 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bare by stella luna sky reviews
Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,675 - Reviews: 5731 - Favs: 6,800 - Follows: 3,803 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Retail Therapy by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella is successful and strong and has everything she thinks she wants in life. A chance meeting with a mysterious Edward one night, potentially changes everything she thought she knew and wanted. AU/AH/Slightly OOC. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,825 - Reviews: 5118 - Favs: 3,900 - Follows: 1,972 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Boy on the Bus by afmtoo reviews
The morning from hell is about to get an awful lot better for Bella. AH one-shot written for SunnySnark in honour of her WRBG. Rated M for lang and lemons, olives and tomatoes. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,660 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6243 - Favs: 5,484 - Follows: 5,452 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12650 - Favs: 7,441 - Follows: 3,562 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10062 - Favs: 7,517 - Follows: 6,166 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Dear Isabella by wtvoc reviews
He said "always". She wasn't so sure. All-human. M for language. All the usual angst applies.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,153 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vanilla and Chrome by theladyingrey42 reviews
I stared at him, taking in the steel bar above his brow, the line of helix studs along the curl of one ear, the swirls of green and black ink around his neck dipping down below his shirt. And then I looked deeper." Tattward & Inkella. AU/AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,180 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3918 - Favs: 4,256 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
What I Really Want by theladyingrey42 reviews
Bella meets Edward on New Year's Eve, and they spend four whirlwind weeks together while he is on break from college. On their last night they take a risk and tell each other what they really want. For the Love Through Lemons contest. Oneshot. AU/AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 91 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Same Time Next Year by socact reviews
Edward and Bella meet year after year, same place and time, escaping from their lives and the people in it. What happens as the years go by? Will something come between them, bringing their ritual to an end? A/H, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,492 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 2,173 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete