Hi!

I'm a How To Train Your Dragon fan.

I'm pagan. Pansexual and genderfluid.

I will answer any and all questions you wish to ask about my stories (excepting spoiler questions)...and I used to know almost everything there is to know about Star Wars and Lord Of The Rings, and I'm still pretty good, so if you want to know anything about any of the three subjects, I'm ya boi.

I love Toothless and my siblings all hate him so I am very touchy on the subject.

If you need to talk and there is no one else, I will listen. I will not judge. I will not do anything negative. I understand how it feels to have no one to talk to when you need help or just a friend.

I will listen to any fan go on for hours...mostly because I can do that and I love it when people listen to me..which they usually don't.

If you've ever snuck on fan fiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you just see two reveiws, paste this in your profile

If you have ever run into a mirror, copy this into your profile.

If people shake their heads when they talk to you copy and paste this is your profile

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're that person who checks their email every two seconds to see if someone reviewed/favorited/alerted/PM'd you, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile

Too many people have died because of other's need of fame and fortune. If you care, post this on your profile.

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have the problem of always having to talk and talk to fast, repaste this into your profile.

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile

If you ever read past four in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If pro is the opposite of con, what’s the opposite of progress?

If you miss Fred Weasley copy this into your profile.

Camp Half-Blood pledge

I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea.

I promise to remember Annabeth
When a spider comes at me.

I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course.

I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Chiron
When a sign says, ''Free pony ride.''

I promise to remember Tyson
When friend stays by my side.

I promise to remember Thalia
When someone is scared of heights.

I promise to remember Clarisse
When someone gives me fright.

I promise to remember Bianca
When I see someone scold their younger brother.

I promise to remember Nico
When i see someone who doesn't get along with others.

I promise to remember Zoe
Whenever I watch the stars.

I promise to remember Rachel
When a limo passes by my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls
whenever my home is beginning to unsettle

I promise to remember Beckendorf
whenever I see someone working metal

I promise to remember Silena
whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Micheal Yew
whenever I see a smile that gleams

I promise to remember Briares
whenever I see someone playing hand games

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth
whenever I see a cloth in flames

Yes, I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're a loser and you're proud of it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Godly parent:

APOLLO

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (all the time)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are against the people who kill the animals and don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

f you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

A white man said to a black man, "colored people aren't allowed here," to which the black man stood up an said, "When I was born, I was BLACK, while I grew up, I was BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you are born you're PINK When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured? The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away. Put this on your page if you hate racism!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE/HTTYD FANS:

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm

NORMAL PEOPLE: say "OMG!"
HTTYD FANS: say "OH MY GODS!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
HTTYD FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesomeness of being yourself!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say "shut up or I'll tell on you!"

HTTYD FANS: say "shut up or my dragon will burn you!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy
HTTYD FANS: know that normal people aren't themselves

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!"
HTTYD FANS: when being chased call their dragon for help

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
HTTYD FANS: yell "NIGHT FURY, GET DOWN!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
HTTYD FANS: would try and find Berk

NOMAL PEOPLE: say "Oh my Gosh"
HTTYD FANS: say "Oh Dear Thor"

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile
HTTYD FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day."
HTTYD FANS: will say "The Gods Hate Me!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: Hear a shriek and ignore it

HTTYD FANS: hear a shriek and yell "NIGHT FURY! GET DOWN!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: see a mini Toothless figurine and say "eh, it's just a piece of plastic"
HTTYD FANS: see a mini Toothless figurine and scream "Oh my word! That is the cutest thing EVER! I must have it NOW!!!!!!!!!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: when asked what they need while fighting a dragon will say a weapon
HTTYD FANS: a doctor?! Plus 5 speed?! A shield!

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't know the stats for the different dragons

HTTYD FANS: Deadly Nadder: Speed 8, Armor 16. Hideous Zippleback: plus 11, stealth x2. Monstrous Nightmare: firepower 15. Terrible Terror: Attack 8, venom 12. Gronckle: jaw strength 8 (thank you, Fishlegs)

NORMAL PEOPLE: When asked how to defeat a dragon without killing it will not know.

HTTYD FANS: will instantly know to show them an eel, scratched them under their chin, give them some dragon-nip or reflect the light off something to let them chase it.

Normal people: will buy maybe the plushies from the HTTYD merchandise or nothing at all.
HTTYD fans: Will search every store for every collectible, clear a whole shelf in their room for them and make a saddle and tail piece for every Toothless plushy and figurine they have.

NORMAL PEOPLE: saw the HTTYD movie once in the cinema and maybe once at home.
HTTYD FANS: watch the movie again and again until they can recite every line off by heart (Example: *changes to Scottish accent* excuse me, barmaid, I believe you brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish bone!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: whistle a popular song while they work
HTTYD FANS: whistle the HTTYD theme while they work

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't REALLY care when the third movie is released.
HTTYD FANS: will count down the days till the premier and check youtube every day for the next trailer (cursed teaser trailers!!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: will give whatever they can to people as gifts
HTTYD FANS: will never under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES give a Gronckle's egg to someone.

NORMAL PEOPLE: when telling someone to change their ways, will be nice about it.
HTTYD FANS: will say, "You've got to stop all...this."

NORMAL PEOPLE: "Astrid? Don't you mean 'asteroid'?"
HTTYD FANS: *dreamily* "Astrid..."

NORMAL PEOPLE: when in danger, "we ain't gonna live!"
HTTYD FANS: "chances of survival are dwindling into single digits now..."

NORMAL PEOPLE: will 'keep calm and carry on'
HTTYD FANS: will 'keep calm and wait for How To Train Your Dragon 3'

NORMAL PEOPLE: won't really care what they use for a belt buckle
HTTYD FANS: will never use anything bone-like. EVER!

Normal people: if you want to get yourself killed, jump off a cliff or stab yourself or something
HTTYD: if you want to get yourself killed, go with the Gronckle.

NORMAL PEOPLE: wisest quote - 'Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning' - Albert Einstein
HTTYD FANS: 'If you get blasted, you're dead' - Gobber the Belch

NORMAL PEOPLE: will ignore this
HTTYD fans: will post this into their profile and add their name to the list before the Red Death gets them ;)

-neobendium -AHaddock3

Anyone who loves animals and hates poaching copy this to your profile.

name: Call me prettyboy

gender: fluid

age: why do you need to know?

status: alive, healthy, and searching for Night Furies

likes: being alive, being silly, reading, writing, writing fanfics, chess, animals, fanfics, stuffed animals for some reason unknown to me, cold, wind, snow, Skittles, swimming, rain, fencing, cats, and screaming for fun, random Marvel movies

dislikes: tights, jeans, spandex, heat, spiders, some dogs, most sports, yelling, pain, flip-flops, and sand, cousins who are two years old who are also twins...

fave books: The Lunar Chronicles (Cinder, Scarlet, Cress, Winter), Flavia de Luce series, HTTYD book series, Fairyland series (by Catherynne M. Valente), anything by Rick Riordan, Eragon, Mysterious Benedict Society, Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children, Lockwood and Co. series, Calvin and Hobbes, Far Side, Garfield, and too many others to say... It would take all day to read.

fave movies: HTTYD 1,2, and probably 3, Brave, Beauty And The Beast, Aladdin, The Amazing Spiderman, The Avengers, all the Harry Potters, Lassie, Big Hero 6, and too many more to name...

fave TV shows: HTTYD Riders of Berk, HTTYD Defenders of Berk, HTTYD Race To The Edge, Stranger Things, The Shannara Chronicles, Once Upon A Time, The Garfield Show, The Adventures Of Merlin, and more.

Pets: none at all. REX!!!! PUPPY BOY!!!!

fave animals: Tigers, Wolves, Eagles, and Dragons

fave mythical creatures: Dragons, Griffins, Pegasus, Kelpies, Phoenixes, Mermaids

music artists: David Garrett, Lindsey Stirling, Owl City, Hans Zimmer, Ludwig van Beethoven, Rachel Platten, Fall Out Boy, Imagine Dagons, Demi Lovato, Kidz Bop Kidz, Trans Sylvanian Orchestra, Lenka

fave songs: Galaxies by Owl City, Run Free by Hans Zimmer, Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It) by Alvin and the Chipmunks and The Chipettes, Lights (Bassnectar remix) by Elle Goulding, Flying With Mother by John Powell, Coming Back Around by John Powell, Stoick Saves Hiccup and Stoick's Ship by John Powell, Down In New Orleans by Anika noni Rose, Zero To Hero by Alan Menken and David Zippel, This Is Berk by John Powell, The Bells Of Notre Dame by Alan Menken, Out There by Tony Jay and Tom Hulce, Problem by Ariana Grande and Iggy Azealea, I Just Can't Wait To Be King by Elton John, Deliver Us by Ofra Haza feat. Eden Riegel, Ascendance by Lindsey Stirling, Master Of Tides by Lindsey Stirling, all the songs from Shrek the Musical, Two by Lenka

Fave movie/TV show/book quotes or scenes:

{"Awwww, Aunt May is gonna KILL me! Then she'll bring me back as a zombie and kill me again!" -Peter Parker, Ultimate Spider-Man}

{"Wait! What kind of cake?" - Random man, Mr. Peabody and Sherman}

{"So is there a sequel? Maybe a little Night Fury pamphlet?" - Hiccup, HTTYD}

{"What's the matter? Do you want an apology, big baby boo?" - Hiccup, HTTYD 2}

{"I'll bloody his fist with my FACE if he tries to take my dragon!"

"Or mine!"

"Ugggh, you're such a moron!"

"A beautiful moron."

"yeah." - Tuffnut, Ruffnut, Fishlegs, and Snotlout, HTTYD 2}

{"They're babies! They don't listen to anyone!"

"Yeah, just like us!" - Hiccup and Tuffnut, HTTYD 2}

{"Ugh, pathetic. You can still jump." - Tuffnut, HTTYD 2}

{"Harnessing the power of the sun, with the ancient amulet they found in the attic, dun dun dun dun, Fred's angels, dun dun dun dun, Fred's angels, dun dun dun dun, the amulet is green, dun dun dun dun, it's probably an emerald.."

"Fred, I will lazer hand you in the face!" - Fred and Wasabi, Big Hero 6}

{"Are you two okay?"

"Yeah."

"Are you hurt?"

"No."

"THEN WHAT WERE YOU TWO KNUCKLEHEADS THINKING?!?!?!?" - Aunt Cass, Hiro, and Tadashi, Big Hero 6}

{"Did you just use your BLINKER?!?!?"

"You have to indicate your turn! It's the law!"

"THAT'S IT! OUTTA MY WAY!" - GoGo and Wasabi, Big Hero 6}

{"THERE ARE NO RED LIGHTS IN A CAR CHASE!" - GoGo, Big Hero 6}

{"Right, I'm sure poor etiquette is the number one reason for most failed revolutions." -Cinder, the Lunar Chronicles: Cress (book)}

{A house. Hundreds of vegetables. And a huge spaceship. "Well this isn't conspicuous at all." -Cinder, the Lunar Chronicles: Scarlet (book)}

{"He wouldn't risk angering her just to validate the claim of a sixteen-year-old girl who is already a wanted criminal."

She crossed her arms. "He might."

He raised an eyebrow at her, and she sulked in her chair.

"Fine," Cinder said. "What do you suggest? You clearly know all about this political revolution stuff, so please enlighten me, O wrinkled one."

Dr. Erland grabbed his hat off of a small writing desk and pulled it onto his head. "You could begin by learning some manners, or no one will ever believe you could be royalty."

"Right. I'm sure that poor etiquette is the number one reason for most failed revolutions." -Cinder, The Lunar Chronicles: Cress (book)}

(Okay, I think your dragon ate something in the woods, because he's gone COMPLETELY CRAZY!!!

No, he's trying to tell us something.

scream*

How far do you think he's gonna get before he realizes?

I don't know. He seemed pretty commited.

-Hiccup, Snotlout, Astrid, from RTTE)

{"I knew you were crazy, but this takes the cake."

"I am NOT CRAZY!!!!!"

-Hiccup, Dagur, RTTE}

{"You couldn't have done that earlier?"

"...I hate you."

-Winter Soldier and Iron Patriot, Captain America: Civil War}

{"Give me back my Rhody!"

-Tony Stark (Iron Man), Captain America: Civil War}

{"Sometimes I wanna punch you right in your perfect teeth."

-Tony Stark(Iron Man), Captain America: Civil War}

{"Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?"

-Tony Stark(Iron Man), The Avengers}

{"Please tell me nobody kissed me."

-Tony Stark (Iron Man), The Avengers"}

{"You're threatening me..with a spoon?"

-Merlin, The Adventures Of Merlin}

{"Remind me to never cut your hair again, Harry."

-Hermione Granger, Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows, Part 1}

{"To thine own self be true, it then will follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."

-Polonius, Hamlet.}

{"If that was Toothless, you could've killed him!"

"Yeah, and if my chicken had horns it'd be my yak."

"And if I were weak and girly, I'd be my brother."

"Yeah! Wait...what?"

-Astrid, Tuffnut, and Ruffnut, Riders Of Berk}

{"You just gestured to all of me."

"Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!"

-Hiccup and Gobber, How To Train Your Dragon}

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( What other time do I have to work on my hair?).
On a bag of Frito's! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how . . . ?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well . . . a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." ( . . and you thought?. . .)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that the whole point?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what else?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash! Was it supposed to have loony peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh . . . fly Delta?)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (. . . was there a lot of this happening somewhere in Sweden?)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm. . . . .something must have gotten lost in the translation . . . )
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Oh sure, go ahead, destroy a universal child belief! I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN:

1) You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.
2) You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.
3) You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.
4) You know which pages the good parts are on.
5) You suddenly hate thunderstorms.
6) You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.
7) You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
8) You start figuring out who your godly parent is.
9) You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
10) You have a plan to get out of school early on October 4 so you can buy The Hammer Of Thor, read it, and still have time to do your homework.
11) You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
12) You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
13) You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.
14) You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.
15) Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
16) You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.
17) You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
18) The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”
19) On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.
20) You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.
21) You dream about PJO every night.
22) You curse a god/goddess a lot (Oh Zeus is one I use a lot)
23) You have mone (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room or on your PC
24) You know PJO better then most sane people
25) You have links to every great PJO site.
26) You add things to the list every day
27) You know what you would do if you were Percy.
28) You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not
29) At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future
30) You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(totally)
31) For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood
32) Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'
33) You are trying to learn Greek (PSH. i already know it;))
34) You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
35) Every language you know if some form of Greek
36) You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes
37) You have an instant crush on Nico!
38) You just have to research more about greek mythology.
39) You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT
40) You yell at Percy for being such an idiot some times.

Solid ones are me.

Don’t mess with me; I've got a stick

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up!

Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing

I have a gun!... would you like to buy some girl scout cookies?

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

"I dont suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder. Hey, I'm the one that pushed you!

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

"Diamonds are a girls best friend...because they're sharper then knives."

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I took the road less traveled... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?

Always forgive your enemies: Nothing annoys them more (does this apply to my little sister?)

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do,kill me?"

IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Falling in love is like jumping off a really tall building. Your brain tells you it is not a good idea, but your heart tells you, you can fly

True love doesn’t have a happy ending. True love doesn’t have an ending.

True love does not come by finding the perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

It’s impossible to find someone who won’t hurt you, so go for the person worth the pain.

I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.

No one’s afraid of heights; they’re afraid of falling. No one’s afraid of swimming; they’re afraid of drowning. No one’s afraid of love; they’re afraid of rejection.

Beginnings are usually scary, endings are usually sad, but it’s everything in between that makes it all worth living

If you love a person, put their name in a circle not a heart, because a heart can end, but a circle goes on forever.

The best things in life are unseen. That’s why we close our eyes when we kiss, cry, and dream

Love wasn't put in your heart to stay. Because love isn't love until you give it away.

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.

Love is like the wind. You can't see it, but you can feel it.

Because I still believe in love.

Callout: My best friend is a little

BITCH

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INFORMATION ABOUT MY UPDATES:

Right now I have a one-fic-per-week, update fics in order of date published, status. Excepting my One-Shots, which will be randomly updated once or twice per week.

The order of updates is:

The Protection Of A Friend

Viking's Syren

The Day My Perfectly Normal Life Exploded

Choices, Choices

and

The Book Of Black Memories: Middle-Earth

My PJO poems will be updated as I am inspired, so pretty randomly and far apart. "Disney High" is on hold until I find the class schedule I made...I know I have it, I just don't know where it is, and it was A LOT of work to make it, so I'm not doing it again.

INFORMATION ABOUT FUTURE STORIES:

I have plans for two new HTTYD stories, one new PJO story, and a crossover between PJO and Pirates Of The Caribbean.

I will be putting up a poll on what you want me to write first. The information is as follows:

The Hunger Games

Summary: Basically just the Hunger Games, re-written from Astrid Hofferson's point of view. Many HTTYD characters inserted into the HG universe (replacing HG characters). Will be written by chapter directly from "The Hunger Games" novel.

The Boy Who Followed The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland

Summary: Hiccup and Toothless fall into Fairyland and follow one of the only other humans there, September Bell, as she goes on a quest. They were told she could help them get home, but first they have to keep her alive. Written closely from the first Fairyland novel.

Hold Me Closer, Child Of Fire

Summary: Zeus is angry that Calypso left Ogygia and casts her down into Tarterus. Leo, unable now to live without her, jumps in after. Their adventures as they survive (and try to escape) The Pit Of Eternal Damnation. (This goes against Trials Of Apollo, but that's what FanFiction is all about, right?)

The William Exchange

Summary: The tricksiest Greek/Roman god switches Will Solace and Will Turner, causing chaos as the two try to switch back. Miss Swann and Master Di Angelo end up quite disturbed by the end, at any rate.