Prentiss: Thank you.

Reid: For what?

Prentiss: For being you.

Reid: Aw, thanks. I don't know how to be anyone else.

-Sense Memory / Criminal Minds

Reid: I was able to differentiate between two distinct voices, two authors. I found various idiosyncratic words, phrases, punctuation and orthography within the blog. Entries consistent with each separate person, words like soda and pop. One guy uses dashes while the other guy uses ellipses. (chuckles)

Detective Linden: ... where'd you find this kid?

Rossi: He was left in a basket on the steps of the FBI.

-Magic Episode I can't Remember / Criminal Minds

Reid: Loner, invisible, boiling rage—son of a bitch!

-Painless / Criminal Minds

Reid: You should have listened to me.

Morgan: It wouldn't have saved that much time, Reid, let it go.

Reid: The interchange between the 405 and the 101 freeways is consistently rated the worst interchange in the entire world.
Morgan: Why do you know that?

Reid: The government report.

Morgan: So what?

Reid: So you work for the government, you don't read the reports?

Morgan: On traffic patterns in a city 2,500 miles from where I live?

Reid: 2,295 miles.

Morgan: Don't make me smack you in front of all these people.

-True Night / Criminal Minds