The first time Dante met his son, the runt stole his pizza. The second time he had half the police force of Capulet East after him. The third time he saved the Kid's life and got a kick to the face. This time, he was determined to introduce himself.

Things happen that we have no control over. Allen's wounds were serious and it's more than Lavi can bear; he soon becomes self-destructive, but when he's forced to face the boy and his guilt on another case, can he? Or will he fall deeper into darkness?

Dante and Vergil are doing their normal routine of demon slaying when suddenly two girls burst through the doors of Devil May Cry. They claim to be their biggest fans. What will they do about these rabid teenage girls?

Okay, so she lost a bet. Too bad for her that the penalty for losing is asking the rather fearsome Heiwajima Shizuo out on a date; and for an easily frightened girl who's always crying over something, this probably won't be easy. Raijin days, Shizuo x OC.

Nero thinks he's losing his mind. And since when did holy water burn him? Dante wouldn't kill him without giving him a chance to explain, would he? Dante x Nero. Rated for language, violence, and sexuality. Ch. 23 is posted.

A group of little amusing and occasionally fluffy clip-its from the daily life of Izaya and Namie. Rated 'T' to be safe. If the beginning chapters are extremely "meh" in quality, skip to later ones. I started this thing years ago so my writing wasn't so great.

Some family members of a certain servant have some for a visit. What is Ciel to do? What about Sebastian? Only time will tell if there will be a chance at some form of peace at Phantomhive Manor. *fixing chapters*

A pleasant trip to the zoo quickly turns into a Hellish nightmare! At a safe distance of course.

Sebastian is a demon this we all know. So as a demon, he has to learn human things to keep from being found out his true identity. Can he do it? Can he take it? Each chapter he learns something different. Enjoy.

Hey, I was sure I could handle this. Mom would only be gone a week, and my siblings could behave sometimes. Piece of cake, right? Not when Envy shows up in your basement, it's not. And yet somehow he becomes the least of my problems...

At an all time low in life, Nick heads south with no destination in mind. What he discovers along the way is not only a talent he can use, but an enthusiastic child whose own talents help Nick get back on the road to a better future. Pre-Apoc.

The cult that killed Ciel has created a girl that is half-angel and half-demon to end the world. Aliya comes to live at the Phantomhive house because it was Sebastian's blood used to create her. Now Sebastian has to raise a daughter he doesn't want.

Nunnaly is dead and Lelouch is consumed by sorrow. How far will he go in order to see her again, and what will he lose in the process?/"Go on, take it. It's the same gun that you've used to kill so many. Shoot me already, Lelouch. Let's end this charade."

We all need someone to take care of us sometimes.

Years in the future, Ciel is still alive, and so is Elizabeth. They are married, with a child, much like his father. But something goes wrong, when it's just Elizabeth and her child.

This is not a story with a deeper meaning. There is no moral at the end. Psychological.

My thought's About Band and music

All you want to do is find a way home to your world. All he wants to do is destroy the tower that spontaniously rose in the center of the city. Maybe you can help eachother... Dante/You reader

AU fanfic of parental!royXed and eventual royXriza. Roy Mustang's life turned into a chaos right after Lil' Ed barged into his life. How will Maes and Riza help him in his new adventure called 'fatherhood' despite of his young age?

Haunted by a tragic past, Dante is compulsively driven to spy on Nero as a last possible relative of his lost family. He is VERY uncertain whether to approach him or not. Can Nero and Kyrie give a wary Dante some relief from his loneliness?

A drabble series depicting the many different ways in which Claude Faustus deserves to die, from teapots to knitting needles. Request your own Claude death! Rating will stay in the K to T range.

200 years have passed, Sebastian failed to take his Young Master's soul and is living in the human world. His new job? A TEACHER! How will he deal with troublesome 12yr olds and life with a certain Brat-Child in his class? Old Habits Die Hard apparently.

In an alternate world where Dante had been the one to be captured and brainwashed by Mundus, Nero is raised by Dante. Years later, Nero goes on a mission where he meets the leader of the rebel forces and his life changes... DantexNero

Harry and Draco have made it to Australia, but can Draco survive the Taxi ride to the hotel? Join them in their short journey as Harry reaches deep into his pool of patience to deal with his blonde companion.

Draco and Harry are on their way to Australia after Harry practically begged him to come along... But first they need to go through airport security... And Draco doesn't like it one bit.

Harry wins a free trip for two to Australia in the muggle newspaper... and convinces Draco to go with him. Join them on their journey as Draco encounters many a muggle item, their first stop, Harry's kitchen!

"As Dante faced the TV screen, Vergil and Nero shared a knowing glance and matching smirks." Pointless banter between Dante, Nero, and Vergil on 'movie night'. Please read and review.

Miharu can't seem to get over Yoite's death. He can't quit thinking of him. He doesn't want to forget, to let him fade. Tobari has something that just might fix that. *Occurs after the series ends* *One-shot*

Worried about lack of correspondence from Draco Malfoy, Professor Snape pays a visit to Malfoy Manor and the sites which meet him unfold a tale of events. Can Severus Save Draco? Mentor/Abuse/Family/HP & Characters/ OOC/ R&R

This person only existed in a video game. He isn't real. He's imaginary, but somehow he is here. He is here in flesh and blood. It's Dante! Dante from DMC is my freaking teacher and yet... not even the biggest DMC fans seems to realize. Now Rated M because of crude language.

A series of anonymous gifts and strange goings-on take place while Ciel is ill. How will Sebastian and Ciel handle this new mystery?

My name is Jay...this is the real story of how Dante became my "Guardian." I don't know that much about this guy...but all I know is that these things won't leave me alone. I can't deny his existence...because if not for him I still wouldn't be alive.

Edward, Roy, Al, Winry, and Alex all get magically transported to the iCarly world! No pairings! Rated T, cause of Ed. I wrote this when I got bored at my cousin's house...

It was all Trish's fault. His brother was dead and he hated writing, but somehow he found himself writing the words, "Dear Vergil"...

Mustang, Edward, and all the other Alchemists of fair Amestris are starting to lose their grip on their own minds and bodies. The Amestrian military is in chaos as dozens of its higher-ranking officers start losing their minds to an unknown sickness,

AU. On Ciel's seventh birthday, he banishes an evil demon to a lonely glass hill with only a cat for company. Three years later on his tenth birthday, the demon becomes a part of his life again in a way Ciel never imagined.

Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.

A demon puts the entire city to sleep, and it falls to Patty to enter the dream world and try to wake Dante up. But will she want to wake up herself?

Jean Havoc's life changes drastically. Will he or his friends ever be the same? This was supposed to be done for the 2009/2010 FMA Big Bang but family issues delayed it. Jean Havoc, Roy Mustang, no pairing. AU, no spoilers. Rated T for capture and abuse.

Skye has never had the best of luck, nor has fate always smiled down upon her actions. But of all the things to have happened, this really takes the cake. Sometimes, the unlucky just need to take matters into their own hands. Slight SebxOc much later on, temporary hiatus while it undergoes slight revise.

When the demon refuses to get rid of his cats the earl refuses to be in the service of a cat fanatic which causes the butler to be at a loss. But when he returns and Sebastian realizes he's sick his duties are restored until he suddenly is incapacitated.

So to save her and his own cowardice self, he took a large cloak made out of broken truths, fabricated realities and twisted lies and draped it over the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. Nero-centric.

ON HIATUS! Izaya comes up with an idea to toy with Kida, Saki desires Izaya's affection, Plans backfire, and Realizations are made. With the way this is going, it could end with either Kida or Izaya with Saki. I might make alternate endings.

Originally an English essay work, this is a rewritten scene from Letter Bee, when Lag Seing meets Niche for the first time.

He didn't know what was worse. That Shizuo was trying to vending rape him, that Dante's pizza was in the Vergil abyss or that there was angsty piano music. CRACK.

A bump on the head, buzzing in the brain, awakening something which is meant to slumber. And as it grows stronger, and stronger, the feared becomes the inevitable. Warning: This fanfiction will get darker and darker and darker. HIATUS.

A devil is the major personified spirit of evil, the ruler of Hell, and the foe of God. To cry is a loud utterance of an emotion, such as fear, anger, or despair.

With all the complains, candy cigarettes, and OOC, Shizuo just had to voice his opinion on this situation. Crack fic, drabble.

Shizuo was pissed. He was tired, hot, and Izaya stole his Mountain Dew. Crackfic. Implied Shizaya.

If Devil May Cry 3 ended properly, Dante would rush Vergil to the amusement park. Short brotherly fluff about the twins.

Sparda sleepwalks... Dante and Vergil are pissed. What will happen in the house of Sparda?

Dance across the ocean, none of us will know. None of us will know.

"Hey Allen…" A shuddered breath echoed in hallowed lungs by a barely beating heart, "What…?" "It's going to be okay. As soon as I can, I'll find my way back."

AU Whether the legendary Demon Hunter Dante is ready for it or not, the role of 'Dad' is dumped upon him when a very young boy by the name of Nero is left on his doorstep. Parenthood he'll soon discover is a challenge more difficult then demon slaying...

He just watched everyone else live, feeling like someone at the zoo. AU, modern. Oneshot.

Yes, he was abnormal and just plain screwed up in the head, but he loved to sew. He loved to create things and destroy them, like some sort of sadistic God. Izaya-centic. Drabble-ish.

Shinra has something to tell Izaya something and our favorite trio helps out. Crackfic. T just to be safe.

Not long after killing a strange creature, Nero begins acting strangely. What exactly was that demon? What did it do to him? And why does this mysterious pain keep getting stronger? Rated M for language and mild gore.

Shizuo Hiewajima was bored. And the lolcats nor the teleporting fleas were helping. Crackfic. Rated T for cussing.

Izaya wakes up in a coffin with nothing but a flashlight and a cell phone. He doesn't know where he is or how much air he has left. All he knows is that he's running out of time and there's only one person who can save him – Heiwajima Shizuo.

Izaya and Shizuo have been wreaking havoc on the Dollars forums. Mikado decides to have a little fun with it. AKA: The alternate creation of Psyche and Tsugaru

It's reality, cold hard realism. There is no restart and the "GAME OVER" is a permanent one. Drabble. Rated T to be safe.

He saw his phone a few feet away. He reached for it, but it was just like his future, just out of reach. Drabble. Izaya-centric. Rated T to be safe.

Haruka watches Yakumo sleep one morning. Oneshot.

'I guess even savage beasts have soft sides.'

Izaya bullies Shizuo into playing a game with Kadota and Shinra. The object of the game is to subject everyone to the worst punishment you can think of. Izaya never expected this game to reveal one of his major weaknesses.

Despite everything that had happened between then and now, Vergil's death still haunted him. The shock had been too great. : Dark, with a commonly known spoiler, oneshot. :

Obsessive love: When one person is emotionally obsessed with another... Unrequited love:love that is not returned.

His dog had to pee. Yes, that's why the Great Orihara Izaya was up at this ungodly hour clad only in his Pjs. Crack-fic. Shizaya if you squint.

It was supposed to be ordinary, just another game of cat and mouse...It happened so fast, nothing could have prepared them for what happen...Isn't it ironic, that his enemy would be crying so heartbroken over him? Rated M to be safe.

It's the day before Christmas and Sebastian appears to be down with a cold. Being in charge of nursing him, the Phantomhive servants do their best to prevent the worst...

A lack of sleep brings down everyone - even Heiwajima Shizuo. But what can he do when it's Izaya he's dealing with?

Namie thinks they might be dating. – IzayaNamie.

Haine x Badou Yaoi-hints - Haine's roped into playing Santa in his first-ever Christmas experience, but he doesn't anticipate the feelings that arise when he reflects on his last Christmases.

Shizuo's died. Izaya's got nothing left. What to do, what to do? sadfic

After a hard day's work in the rain, Ciel gets sick and has a horrible nightmare unlike any one he's ever had before. There's only one person the young Earl of Phantomhive can truly relax around. Oneshot.

Patty asks Dante to read her astory one night to help her sleep. Alice in Wonderland being her choice. Dante decided to make it more... relatable. nero wakes in a bright world, blinded by colors and knows a certain demon hunter is to blame.

He hates the thought of being human. He hates the thoughts that make him human. /Dedicated to a friend.

Krory has a question to ask Jerry...

A shadow,a past and an inescapable fate: These three factors binds Zazie to his absolute demise.Slight AU.OOC Forgive the horrible summary.

Because surprises can come from anywhere ne? Izaya should never have underestimated the human race.

The first time she had missed work... Izaya doesn't know if she's finally lost it and left, or she's ill... He had time to take off, today. I don't own DRRR!

Izaya realizes that without Shizuo chasing after him, the most important one to him still remains uncontrollable, unattainable. So, tonight, he decides that it's okay to fall.

Rated T for swearing, and crack.

Dante and Nero are dragged to Christmas mass. Let's just say it doesn't end well.

through the nights, Nunnally hallucinates. — Nunnally

"You scared me, Namie! However, I'm glad to know that you know Santa's real, too." He stared at the ceiling, finger poised on his lips. "He'll probably just get you coal, though." Apparently, Izaya still believes in Santa Claus.

When Jasdevi is seriously hurt and in need of medical care, they get help from the most unexpecting person. Light Krory x Jasdevi. More friendship if anything.

He was alone in this winter wonderland. He was alone in this merciless icy prison. It was all his to relish and appreciate, and his to devastate. Just like the rest of the world.

A one-shot. An add-on to Yakumo's abduction scene.

A battle between Yuki and Kyo shows the true nature of their fights.

nonslash - movie world - Munich. Ed has contracted an unknown and deadly disease. Alphonse Heidrich and Noah try to take care of him, but the doctor has just about no hope for his survival. Rated T for safety. Updated! Chapter 4 and 5 are up!

I would have stayed up with you all night, had I known how to save a life. Laven SongFic

They don't understand you the way I do; but that's okay. When there's no one else... I'll still be your home. Bittersweet.

In which Orihara Izaya experiences the peculiar incident of love at first sight. Izaya x His Coat. Oneshot, Crack-ish, Highschool!Izaya.

After Edward faces troubles with Hughes the boy feels he can't stay with him anymore and so Havoc takes him in. Hughes/Edward parental, Havoc/Ed brotherly. Chapter 7 Finally up!

"I don't like it when other guys stare at you." Izanami. AU, chaptered high-school fic

During a mission with Bookman, Lavi suddenly comes down with the deadly illness TB. But as the illness gets worse, Lenalee and Allen fear for Lavi's life, will the Finders come before it's too late? LavixLenalee!comfort

Shizuo can't look at Izaya without laughing anymore, and Izaya wants to find out why. A continuation of Shizuo and Shimeji.

Shizuo is terrified of flying. What will happen when he finds himself on a twelve hour flight sitting beside none other than Orihara Izaya? One thing's for sure; it's going to be a long flight. Implied Shizaya.

Ciel and Alois are two boys that the world has cast to the way side. When they are taken in by an eccentric woman and her two mysterious butlers have they been saved or does a fate worse then death await them?

Shizuo meets his younger self. Shizuo centric drabble.

At the moment he had decided to give his life for that cause, he had already written his own destiny in his blood, her tears, and my sentence.

Ciel is woken by nightmares early in the morning several times. His screams call Sebastian from his sleep.

"I have a brother?" Years ago Ed was in an accident that not only took the life of his mother, but his arm, leg, and memory. Now after learning about the brother that he forgot, Ed leaves his neglectful foster home in search of him. AU, EdWin

Iggy and Fang share the same cage. They stay together through everything. Even the toughest of experiences. Pre-Series. Rated T for minor disturbancy.

A one shot featuring Dante and Nero. Dante is experiencing an emotional breakdown, and struggles to get back on his feet while Nero desperately attempts to comfort the broken man.

She was still his faithful dingo. And she still loved him. Even if he was in Reverse now. AU

He ran until his lungs burst into flames, searing, burning fire. He ran until his heart beat its way out of his chest one painful inch at a time. He ran until he felt like he were bleeding to death from every pore and orifice. And then he ran faster.

Izaya's caught in the rain, and he's rather displeased about it, too. When Shizuo happens across the unhappy brunette, he finds it pretty hilarious. However, Izaya doesn't seem quite so entertained... Oneshot. Shizaya-ish. T for language.

Izaya is bored one day. Short blurb by a friend.

Dante is kidnapped during a hunting road trip. He gets back just fine, except for one thing: theres a spell on Dante that makes him act very peculiar. VERY. Vergil sets out to find whomever cast the spell to get rid of it, but things never go as planned.

Allen's not the only one that's cursed. Those of the Bookman clan are plagued with a malady of their own: migraines. Lavi/Allen friendship fic.

Suzaku wasn't sure what he was getting himself into promising to take care of the boy. He just knew that he'd do all he could to teach Lelouch to be human again.

All he wanted was to hear that voice say his name again.

Pretty much all i can say without givin' anything away is... Surprises EVERYWHERE... Sry, i can't say too much rlly. just read and hopefully u won't be disappointed in the story.

Sebastian can't say his name; He only thinks of him as his young master. Drabble.

Sebastian and Claude started to have a friendly little chat, but when they get onto the subject of their masters, things get ugly. No pairing really, unless you squint. Like SebxCiel and ClaudexAlois.

Even a demon has moments of happiness and joy. *Songfic, but it does have a story*

What happens if a vengeful alchemist comes after a fever ridden Edward? How will Al, Winry and the others react? Will Ed be able to win against his sickness and a rouge alchemist? Rated for Ed's mouth and blood.

The life of a young demon can be far more different than when they are fully matured. What sorts of mischief can such young demons get into at such an early start? And how much do they actually know about humans to start with? Not Yaoi.

Ciel seeks comfort from his demon butler in his own stubborn way. Sebastian muses on how small his master really is. Very slight Sebastian/Ciel

Shizuo is a pure-bred lamppost-wrecking idiot, in Izaya's eyes. Bored, Izaya wanders over to yet another Shizzy-fuelled commotion, only to get impaled by a pole. -T just to be safe what with Izaya getting stabbed.

"You stay quiet for a day... and I do anything you want." — Izaya, Namie

Sebastian-centric drabble. Spoilers for anime. Complete. "Demons had no time for such stupidity, or the patience. That blind faith was something they, as a whole, truly lacked."

Some things are just common knowledge to most people even if they aren't taught such a thing. Ciel is proven wrong when his butler wants to keep something most people wouldn't consider if it was found on their property.

After an unusually difficult day at the mansion, Sebastian finally snaps. Inspired by working in food service!

A classic poem gone Kuroshitsuji style.

Ciel is sick and Sebastian must help him. Fluffy, fluff x3 changed summary! XD

Another normal day but Izaya forgot to do his chores

The contract mark in Cie'ls eye is gone! What will they do? CRACK FIC Randomness ensues.

Thanks to Izaya's unhealthy obsession with childrens' cartoons, Izaya and Namie watch a marathon of the Powerpuff Girls.

Ed is sick, but no matter how many times Al says it not just a cold Ed doesn't want to hear it. Even though whatever it may be could kill him. Rated T for language and blood, no pairings, Ed and Roy parentalness.

When Izaya left, he ripped this family open. Now, he's back- after a two year absence. And they are dying again, mother and daughters, father and son. Why can't you see what you do to us, Izaya? You shouldn't have come back. COMPLETE.

Roy realises something: Ed is there to protect Al from the world, and Al is there to protect Ed from himself.

It was bound to happen: when one gets sick, they all do. Otaku Van Gang in all their epicness.

A picture is worth a thousand words. Thirteen moments on film. ***SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 108***

Riza and Ed's top priority was to find their father who left them in a young age. But now that their search leads them to Central High, how will they cope up with the school's total chaos and still keep in track their main objective.Royai Edwin

When Mikado had come here to Ikebukuro, I promised myself never to go back there again, to forget the past and just continue living my life. But these memories stick to me like glue. I could never forget. I won't ever forget. No matter how hard I try.

From the authors who brought you Duck Note: A run-in with some forbidden potions of Komui's leaves Krory in the strangest state. Now Kanda has to deal with it? The exorcists' biggest ordeal has just begun.

Characters from Fullmetal Alchemist go camping! What kind of adventures will they have? Random series of one shots. Or are they all connected . . . ? Hope they make you smile! :D

Ed and Al talk about how weird it would be if they had unusual middle names. Oneshot, implied EdxWinry

"You know," the cat said through his purrs. "Not everything is what it seems." I was starting to feel sleepy."Really?" I asked drowsily, that purring was a nice sound. "Really." The cat continued. There's more than one reason Ciel hates cats. Dark theme

Edward Elric wasn't always the hot-headed, heroic jerk we all know and love. There was a time when he disliked girls, loved his father, and had never even heard of alchemy. A cute story illistrating Ed's early relationship with his father, Winry, and Al.

The more the merrier. No spoilers, just more fluff than a Care Bear factory.

As it turns out, taking a pair of alchemic child geniuses to a seafood restaurant is not a good idea.

Someone burns Izaya's office down. Izaya is seriously displeased.

There is no graceful way to say good bye.

Snow is something the twins didn't like, because of their tragic past. But Jasdero and Debitto were in the ark now, and what could they do when they were only ten years? Jasdevi oneshot. No pairings, only brotherly terms.

Izaya refuses to admit he fails at taking care of a house plant.

For once, and only once, Orihara Izaya died a very humane death. A bit of Izaya/Namie in the end.

Shizaya, ft. CeltyxShinra. Shizuo had broken many things in the past, but never expected Izaya to break. Izaya on the other hand, wants no one's sympathy, but things don't always go his way when Shizuo wants to make up for it.

After Al's body is returned to him, Ed continues to serve in the military going on a more dangerous mission every day. Ed is abducted found barely alive. Parental! Ed/Roy parental! Ed/Hughes

Each pair of eyes holds a different kind of emotion and Rolo was imprisoned by the affection in Lelouch's eyes.

Spoilers for newest Manga arc. NOT CEILxSEBASTIAN. Ciel's reaction to the death of his beloved butler.

DISCONTINUED

What happens when Ed and Roy get high on sharpies and deside to play a little game of Truth or Dare? ALL HELL BRAKES LOSE!Rated M for Language and A little Rape.

Perhaps the Elrics did gain something for their loss. It just wasn't what they expected.

Such a simple word. Yet such a big meaning. Parental!RoyEd Parental!RoyAl. Truly apologies for grammar-errors and typos! Inspired by TWO doujinshi that I read.

When I awoke, I was lying amongst little pieces of me; all I saw was splintered versions of Kaoru, staring back at me in wide-eyed horror...

Some poetry I decided to write regarding how I see Orihara Izaya. Minor spoilers, a bit psychological: Just a lonely boy who sold his soul to the dark to ease his pain.

On a hot summer day Dante ponders his rotten luck with women.

Lelouch hides away from the world. Anya tries to help. Suzaku cannot forget. Suzaku/Lelouch.

Before there was a Fullmetal Alchemist in the Amestrian military, a young soldier had to deal with his guilt.

It’s back! What if FMA was re-made for Pokémon’s audience? Worse still, what if FMA's original plot was scrapped for Pokémon's? Will Ed and his Pokémist Al thwart Team Homo's evil plans? Will Winry get a new bike? Will Ed ever be able to swear again?

Ed tries to sneak a little pie while his mom is not looking. Edward Elric, Tricia Elric, gen- no pairing. Rated G. No warnings. This was done as a thank you for the people who read my fanfic journal on Live Journal. No spoilers.

2 twins Hinaki and Ookami go to ouran after going to a ninja school.they left because well um Hinaki blew it up Hinaki is crazy and happy while Ookami is aggressive and calm. how will Hikaru and Kaoru recact to the new girls. kaoru/hinaki hikaru/Ookami

Kind of like an OVA, while searching for the stone Ed and Al find themselves lost in a frozen wasteland and after getting attacked by the homunculus, are in bad shape.

Someone's been stealing Havoc's cigarettes. We all know he will have none of that.

Ed's nightmares are not what Al thinks they are.

This is for all Twilight and Fullmetal Alchemist lovers. Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, Edward Cullen, and Bella duke it out in the world of FMA. Takes place AFTER the movie. Better explanation inside. Please R&R! I DON'T OWN ANYTHING! THANKS!

A/u perhaps hinted SuzaLulu. Made for a school assignment. Oneshot, rated for violence.

A number of short parodies featuring the stupidity of each and every FMA pairing. Crackfic. Do not enter if you are an easily offended fan of ANY pairing. Chapter Sixteen: AlxOC-- He rells her these things because she is cute, young and female.

An accident causes the total isolation of Ed and Envy from the rest of the world, and they're both mortally wounded. They need to rely on each other if they wish to survive. But will they? Songfic.

"We compared your symptoms to those of the late Mrs. Elric." the doctor paused "They are a match." Edward sucked in a deep breath. "I'm sorry, Mr. Elric. But the sickness is genetic." RoyEd Warning: Character death

Well, he doesn't exactly steal it, so to speak. Rather, he just blows everything up... *shrugs* Complete and utter CRACK. Do not take seriously. Rated for Language.

Sad Haikus about the important DGM characters. It's pretty self-explanatory. One shot. Don't like, don't read.

T for later chptrs. In Amberground, an illness has sprouted up and is spreading fast, and an immoral team of people are looking for the cure, but also exacting harsh taxes and cruel treatment of the victims of the illness.

Song fic, oneshot, AU, older!Ciel. Warning: Character death.

When Kaito's train to Tokyo breaks down, he enters the forest despite Haku's warnings to try to make it to his concert on time. Little does our blue-haired friend realize the danger within...

Hughes needs someone to watch his beloved daughter Elysia for the night. Who would have guessed that Edward Elric was so good with kids? One-shot!

Death is weird," Winry said suddenly. "It doesn't really feel real until it happens, y'know?" Little!Ed and Winry, scrapped oneshot.

L tries to get Light into the Halloween spirit.

Edward has a very interesting question for Trisha...

Weirdest Crossover ever. Between a TV show called Ghost Adventures and, of course, Doctor Who. Blame it on being 2 am on Halloween.

Al finds a soggy creature and begs Ed to let him keep it. Is it a kitty? I think not. Oneshot, crackfic.

My name is Roy Mustang, and I am out of character. Come read of my adventures in the land of OOC in my extremely manly diary. -oneshot-

Ciel is sick so it's up to Sebastian to comfort him Sebastian/Ciel *oneshot*

My name is Edward Elric, and I am out of character. Come read of my adventures in the land of OOC in my extremely manly diary. -oneshot-

It's the anniversary of Hughes' death, and Mustang is fed up with work.

At the end of the day, winding down with a drink and some pleasant company is only human.

In Lelouch’s defense, he had no way of knowing what strange ideas lurked inside the mind of the psychotic new recruit piloting the strange Knightmare known as the Megadoomer.

Zaji goes to Angels Tears, and finds that everyone there is very strange indeed. He looks like a boy that killed himself to get away, and a girl begs to be taken away from there. What will happen to Zaji when he goes back there?

12-year-old Edward Elric comes back from another mission, and he's not in the best of moods. So Havoc cheers him up. Brotherly!Havoc/Ed.

Dante at his lowest, when those shadows of doubt and guilt rear their ugly heads. He's not always the cocky, spitfire everyone is accustomed to. My first Devil May Cry story ever. I hope i did well.

Another song fic. Set to Episode 24 in R2. Slight LuluRoloLulu if you squint or just brotherly love. Be sure to read everything and it will make sense. Lelouch is dead; shot. And Rolo is the only one to mourn him.

Choose the right path to become the ultimate Mary Sue! This is your first, last and only time to read it before it disappears, because it’s not going to be updated! Don't read all at once! PS- Sorry!

Nunally and Kallen are dead, C2 is gone, the Black Knights are defeated and Zero is captured. When Suzaku is left to guard his cell for the night, what will happen between the two old friends?

Nero wonders about his father. AU; Uncle!Dante & Nero, who is approximately ten.

My parody of 'Delilah'. I've been told it's good.

Psych. So, what is the story between the time Lelouch loses and gains his memory? what is the inner turmoil Suzaku must face when he is forced to befriend the very one who destroyed his beloved country?

Ed's not a good cook, but that's never stopped him before. Parental!RoyEdAL, Parental!HohenheimEdAl

Rolo is definitely the cutest brother out there! What happens when Rolo is looking for the perfect birthday gift for Lelouch? He decides to use Method Seven to figure out what Lelouch wants. This involves nighttime sneakiness... Suzaku x Lelouch Oneshot

John Freeman has to make the ultamate choose to save humens and Henry Freeman

Henry Freeman has to fight Combines and save humen kind

Ciel ponders loneliness and Sebastian

What if Ed and Al's mother never died?What if they never lost Al's body and Ed's arm and leg to a transmutation?What if,instead, they visited the Dark Woods Circus.Based on the Vocaloid video:Dark Woods Circus.Oneshot/Songfic.Vocaloid Cross over.

Dante and Vergil as Ivory sees it, and what she thinks of their relationship. enjoy. each chapter are not exactly connected. enjoy.

Colonel Roy Mustang has been having a bad week. Unfortunately for him, it's about to get a whole lot worse.

It's always strange, seeing familiar faces in a strange world... when one doppleganger in particular sends Edward reeling, Alfons comforts him. Ed/Heiderich friendship, set during COS, oneshot.

Oneshot One in the morning and Ed is reading comfortably on the couch. That is, until Al sneaks in and pulls a prank on a sleepy Ed. Suddenly caught, Al comes up with an excuse that leaves Ed befuddled.

SEQUEL TO PR Ed's personality has changed and Roy's having a hard time accepting it. His drinking habits start coming back and the military notices that with Ed they can pull Roy around. When Hohenheim steps in, they're in a mess. UP FOR ADOPTION!

The wolf let out a yelp, falling in an arc and landing on her stomach a few feet away. She had no strength to get up. AxI

Edward killed Alphonse? When Roy discovers this shocking truth, he takes a broken Ed into his home but will he ever find out why? Perhaps the answers lie in Ed's past. Parental! RoyxEd AU

As of today, Edward Elric had been missing for four months, two weeks, and five days. Warnings for angst, some gore, and Chimera!Ed. Complete

rated t for the nasty image of armstrong in a speedo

He couldn't see clearly. His glasses were still in place though. "Neh, Kyouya..." Tamaki said his voice shaky. "Maro-chan grew an inch, you know."

Ed's got the hiccups, and it's driving everyone insane. Just how will they stop them? Can be seen as RoyxEd but isn't really meant to be. Rated for language.

Ed is kidnapped and tortured, Al is killed and Roy finds himself being forced to take care of the kid with no reason big enough to keep living. So, where is this all going? Can Roy be Ed's anchor to living? Parental!RoyEd

Roy Mustang is sent to Lior and captured. After five long weeks of torture, will he ever recover? Roycentric angst and violence.

Edward realizes something during his graduation ceremony. Not as AUish as it sounds, oneshot. Parental!Roy, no slash.

Edward and Alphonse get an unexpected job one day from Maes, they have to watch his daughter for the night while him and his wife take off for a night on the town and Ed is not thrilled. Can he handle it or not? One Shot.

Basically, it's a oneshot about how Ed feels about his mother's death through the first couple of days. In ED'S pov. Rated only because I like the letter...in memory of a great Risembool Ranger.

At Heindriechsan's funeral, We see the parallel version of Trisha Elric. How will Ed and Al react?

Edward has become cold an hateful towards the world. The reason why is because his brother has been killed. Now nothing in his life matters, he's living only bacuse he can't end his own life. it it possible for him to return to his formerself? RoyEd

Parental!Roy Chibi!Ed Bonding Oneshot [Roy's POV] [AngstyFluff] Behaglichkeit Means Comfort.

Elysia, Hughes' daughter, comes to Central headquarters. Now Edward, Alphonse, and Mustang have to play with her. What will happen? And...what will they play?

Struggling to finish his paperwork by pulling an all nighter, Mustang has a visitor in the wee hours of the morning, seeking some comfort. very slight RoyXEd.

The crack monkeys have attacked! Yeah, it's a bunch of crack I wrote on a suger high! WOOOOO! Rated for some really, really STRANGE things.

Edward learns at a young age the horrible truth about milk.

John Freeman has to kill evil next boss and live up to fulllife consequences

John Freeman who is Gordon Freemans brother has to do what has to be done and help Gordon Freemen defeat the enemys

Izumi ONESHOT On stormy nights, children often get scared. THey need an adult to comfort them. Mothers, aunts, maybe teachers...?

roy comforting ed. not meant to be shonen ai, but it is sweet. spoiler for episode 7.

(oneshot) Not all murderers can be captured, and not all heroes are immortal. (Not a Hughes fic. I’ve seen too many of those floating around as it is.)