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Hello unfortunate souls who have wandered into my profile. In the highly unlikely event that any living creature actually does view this page I had probably better put down something.

First off my name Is Baldy. if you don't like it then just think about how much humiliation I underwent in kindergarten. It will make you feel better :D

Secondly I suck at writing. if I ever do get around to posting it will almost certainly be full stories that I have been writing for months. I am a really slow writer.

Thirdly for people who are weird and creepy like me and who like to read these things(like me) I am first and foremost a runner. writing comes in at a distant 13th that unfortunately is Just how I do things.

And For the Reason you all came here for. ME!!... hair color is situational, Eye color is not, Gender is Ambiguous.

Age and Weight depend entirely on the time elapsed between runs. my favorite things to do Include sitting(or laying) motionless for hours to days on end. Subjecting my-self to boundless amounts of pain and suffering for hours or even days at a time. and Lastly I regularly flood my poor veins and arteries with ungodly amounts of endorphin's and Adrenaline.

Gold Star to Whomever guesses how!!!

That Just about sums up More than you will ever need to know about me and so I will bid You Adieu for now.

And because everyone need just a little more in their lives

Good Luck!

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When Instinct Falls by upplet reviews
Society is a fickle thing. It changes inevitably, advancing slowly. But ideas only change if society lets them. Ever since their first case, their bond has only grown. First it was forced camaraderie, then friendship. Lastly, they became lovers. But in Zootopia, "Anyone can be Anything". If this is true... then who says a fox and bunny cannot become mates?
Zootopia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 113 - Words: 687,634 - Reviews: 4618 - Favs: 2,237 - Follows: 2,386 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 3/11/2016 - Judy H., Nick W., Chief Bogo
Zootopia - In the Days That Followed by ayziks reviews
Zootopia implied that Nick and Judy's friendship was more than being 'buddies'. This anthology of stories explores the growth of that relationship amidst societal prejudice against mixed species relationships. Pt. 1 is complete, and "The Waters of Atlantea" is the sequel. T rated (intimacy/violence). All characters property of Disney. Story image courtesy 'vivial' of Dev i ant Art.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 656,548 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 3/9/2016 - Judy H., Nick W.
A Just Edge by Ryan Morgan reviews
This is the glorious tale of a dude named Ryan, who is a new Pokémon Trainer. This story recounts his super crazy adventures leading up to the newest Indigo League, and his encounters with the legendary Pokémon, Mew. This story combines elements of comedy, drama, adventure, friendship, and mystery to tell a (hopefully) cohesive tale.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 189,130 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi, Mew, OC
Planar Chaos by NoisyKrickett reviews
The Gatewatch took oaths to uphold justice in the Multiverse. The Chaos Crew has no noble intentions. They roam the Multiverse in their neverending quests, some of which are at odds with each other. Follow the adventures of a far less cohesive group of planeswalkers who are often the cause of their own problems. With great power comes great irresponsibility. Rated M for cannibals.
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 76 - Words: 114,216 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/8/2018 - Published: 6/2/2016 - [OC, Sarkhan V.] Teysa Karlov, Urza - Complete
The Boy Behind The Mask by IAmTheBrovahkiin reviews
Hiccup couldn't deny fate; soon the Vikings of Berk would discover Toothless- his best and only friend. With careful preparation, he fakes his own death and leaves Berk, with no intention of ever returning. But even as he grows into a powerful man and meets the woman of his dreams, Hiccup knows he cannot simply forget the place of his birth. After all, he's their only hope.. (HxOC)
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 209,614 - Reviews: 2597 - Favs: 3,007 - Follows: 3,223 - Updated: 5/23/2018 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, OC
Prejudice Dies Hard by Reverend Archangel reviews
Four years have passed since the Night Howlers ordeal. As such, much has occurred for Officers Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps; both who have grown used to coping with the habitual routine of upholding the law. But, things are far from perfect for these partners as they struggle with societies prejudices, all along with a secret that could tear both them and the 1st Precinct apart.
Zootopia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 252,317 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 953 - Updated: 12/15/2017 - Published: 3/12/2016 - [Judy H., Nick W.]
Running Away by Alice Bekett reviews
Instead of killing the dragon in the arena, Hiccup decides to fly away from Berk on Toothless.He finds a small island,and lives there,bartering with the people who live on a nearby island. Five years later,Stoick finds his son again. Chaos, of course, ensues.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 1,806 - Updated: 9/27/2017 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Gobber, Hiccup, Stoick, Toothless
Take A Stand by Garouge Faux reviews
Zootopia is gripped with civil strife over the rights of interspecies couples, whilst a political storm is raging Judy and Nick must be honest with each other. All the while a heist gang are stealing millions from the corrupt and giving it to the poor, it's time for Judy and Nick to stand for what they believe in.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,163 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 4/1/2017 - Published: 8/16/2016 - Judy H., Nick W., B. Clawhauser, Chief Bogo - Complete
While I'm With You by MouseyWolf reviews
Sequel to While I'm Away. It's been four months since Judy and Nick started dating, and now their first holiday season as a couple together on the horizon. However, Judy is worried about her parents meeting Nick, and Nick is hiding something. As the weeks go on, things are brought out into the open as the couple faces their darkest demons, this time however, they'll do it together.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 2/5/2017 - Published: 3/21/2016
V for Viking by Ikedawg43 reviews
COMPLETE. While searching for missing Vikings, Astrid finds the man who killed them: Hiccup. After six years, Hiccup has returned to Berk hell-bent on killing everyone...for some reason. Astrid is left torn between trying to save herself, her tribe, and Hiccup' soul, and soon finds herself failing at all three. She'll have to decide if she can give up on Hiccup to save her home.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,796 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/28/2016 - Published: 7/1/2015 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
The Funnies? or Boxes? Diaries by ktrk5 reviews
What to expect when your expecting Funnies? or Boxes? Nick & Judy Wilde are in for a wilde ride.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,214 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 3/5/2016 - Judy H., Nick W. - Complete
Getting To Know You by rocket killer reviews
Nick and Judy were an inseparable team of crime fighters. Even when the pair weren't on the job, they could usually be found together. As time went on, it became increasingly difficult for them to have a "normal" day together. With both their lives and relationships changing, their new adventure could be lurking just behind the corner.
Zootopia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,187 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 3/15/2016 - [Judy H., Nick W.]
Inked by sunny-bear reviews
Judy has to explain a tattoo.
Zootopia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/31/2016 - Judy H., Nick W. - Complete
Blueberries by ktrk5 reviews
Recently someone on tumblr posted an idea about Nick as a police officer and meeting Judy for the first time at her families farm stand buying blueberries. Here is my fan fiction for the idea. I will be writing more, because go WILDE HOPPS!
Zootopia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,470 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 3/26/2016 - Judy H., Nick W.
Zootopia: The choices we make by Steve The Visionary reviews
When Nick goes missing during a bank robbery, everyone starts to point fingers claiming his disappearance was no coincidence. Now taking heat from all sides Judy must decide which is more important, her job or her mate
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,186 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/27/2016 - Published: 4/7/2016 - Judy H., Nick W., Chief Bogo, OC
Pastoral by sunny-bear reviews
Judy Hopps joined the Zootopia Police Department to make the world a better place. This is easier said than done. Two years after cracking Dawn Bellwether's plot, Judy encounters a series of murders which make her childhood dream seem impossible. Crushed by the contents of the case, it will take a change of scenery to help her become whole again.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 84,916 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/3/2016 - Published: 4/20/2016 - Judy H., Nick W. - Complete
Not Him by ktrk5 reviews
What would have happened if Bellwether found out about their plan to switch the serum with blueberries? But, what if Judy knew what was about to come next? and she took the bullet for him? Find out in my new 3 part series.
Zootopia - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 4/22/2016 - Published: 3/18/2016 - Judy H., Nick W., Chief Bogo, D. Bellwether - Complete
Stop! Shower time by ktrk5 reviews
Judy has fallen and she can't get up ; can her partner help her? I laughed while writing this. What inspired me to write this was a Big Bang Theory episode. I decided to continue on with this funny short.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,604 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 4/19/2016 - Published: 3/5/2016 - Judy H., Nick W.
I Got You Carrots by ktrk5 reviews
As panic spreads like wildfire, Judy gets hurt at Gazelle's peace rally. An unexpected duo decides to break her out of the hospital. One-shot.
Zootopia - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 74 - Published: 3/31/2016 - Judy H., Nick W., Finnick - Complete
Life is a Wilde Ride by nyahchatnoir reviews
Judy is seriously injured during one of their police missions. So imagine her surprise when she's in her hospital bed sleeping, and Nick is by her side confessing his love to her. Cheese and crackers.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/29/2016 - [Judy H., Nick W.] - Complete
The Son Who Went Wilde by dobokdude reviews
One-Shot. It's Judy and Nick's day off and so Judy decides to help Nick with another part of his past. rated K
Zootopia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Judy H., Nick W. - Complete
Chocolate Kisses by nyahchatnoir reviews
Easter: A stupid holiday that consists of bunnies and eggs. Oh, and chocolate. Luckily, Nick Wilde has a little bunny that he has JUST bought for his little bunny... Yeah, we'll see how that works out for him. A married/future AU filled with some smut and shameless fluff.
Zootopia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/27/2016 - [Nick W., Judy H.] - Complete
While I'm Away by MouseyWolf reviews
It's been a few months since Judy's first case on the ZPD. Life is quieter now, and everything is good just the way it is. However, when Judy goes away for a week to a small festival in her hometown, both she and Nick begin to ponder how their friendship has grown, and if they mean more to each other than they originally thought. Does contain Judy X Nick if that wasn't obvious!
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,102 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 3/21/2016 - Published: 3/6/2016 - Judy H., Nick W. - Complete
A Twitch of Love by nyahchatnoir reviews
It has been many months since Nick and Judy's first case together, and the pair are still going strong. However, Nick seriously needs a break. How about a short vacation then? Well, that is easier said than done. Especially when you are traveling to your best friend/kind of crush's hometown to meet her parents- Yikes! Misunderstandings, fluff, and blueberries! Judy/Nick centric.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,207 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 3/20/2016 - Published: 3/17/2016 - [Judy H., Nick W.] B. Clawhauser
Grey Area by Doverstar reviews
Oneshot. Nick and Judy have time off and they're gonna spend a solid week back in Bunnyburrow, taking it easy! But on the first morning, when Nick discovers the story behind three long scars on Judy's right cheek, things get a little heated. Especially when Gideon Grey shows up for breakfast. Nicholas has a few choice words for his fellow fox. (R&R, and wasn't this movie the best?)
Zootopia - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,900 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 128 - Published: 3/17/2016 - Judy H., Nick W.
the plunge by sunny-bear reviews
Judy's life is nothing like a romance novel.
Zootopia - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,309 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 144 - Published: 3/15/2016 - Judy H., Nick W. - Complete
Think nothing of it by Steve The Visionary reviews
When Judy and Nick get in an argument, things get nasty. I promise it's better than the summary.
Zootopia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Judy H., Nick W., Chief Bogo - Complete
Exodus and Return-us: The Soul Trumps the Mind by Ikedawg43 reviews
Hiccup leaves Berk to create a place for himself. He finds that he is not meant to withstand the pressure of his new life, and adapts in order to thrive. However, in doing so he has created a monster within himself. After tragedy rocks Hiccup's world, he gives into his own monster, and it is up to his closest friends to save him from himself. Complete.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 138,139 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Thuggory - Complete