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Joined 05-31-10, id: 2385179, Profile Updated: 06-12-12
Author has written 2 stories for Inuyasha, and One Piece.

HI there! I'm Hakujou!

Here are a few things you should know about me:

Name: You have no need to know this, but you can call me Hakujou (obviously)

Favorite cartoon: One piece

Favorite character(s): Zoro/Chopper/Sanji

... Yeah, there's really not that much more about me...

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this !!

(copy, and no, I didnt write this! ;D)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I dye my hair crazy COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

You are: Zoro-type.

Analysis:

You are concerned with your image and how others perceive you. You are busy concentrating on being the best at whatever you do, and this has led you to ignore emotional issues altogether. You are often uncomfortable with your feelings for others. This can lead to frustration with yourself and confusion in your relationships, especially with those who find it easier to communicate than you do.

You ultimately feel that you need to hold yourself back from being involved with other people. The problem is that the more you supress your true self, you're becoming a ticking time-bomb of pastelly-painted OOC emotions. If this happens, you will scare people by groping others or doing the tango. Prevent the inevitable by letting out your feelings out a little at a time. Laugh a little, cry a little. Tell a couple secrets. You're not as scary as you think you are.

Warning: As doujinshi Zoro, you need your own personal space. If your personal space is invaded, perhaps by a well-meaning Luffy-type who just wants to take a bath together, you may exhibit outbursts or strange and disturbing behavior, including bleeding of the nose and discomfort in the haramaki. Please keep your urges in check by taking a break every now and then and staying close to a Nami-type for safety. In some cases, we would all rather you kept your loveable sexual repression. Thank you.

You are most compatible with: a Luffy-type who will take your love very seriously. You are also kind of sexually repressed, a Nico-type could help you um, deal with your hangups.

Advice: Know thyself.

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Just Another Day by AllHeroesWearHats reviews
Brook will always have the worry at the back of his mind that he doesn't quite belong with his new crew. A walk with Sanji helps clear a few things up. Nakamaship drabbles.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,153 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/17/2017 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Luffy, Sanji, Brook, Straw Hats P.
The Cliche Real WorldAnime Fanfiction by The Panda Kid reviews
In this kind of Cliche story, 3 friends are hanging out in the real world. Suddenly, after a sketch book falls in a summoning circle, Marik and Bakura are summoned. How will they 3 friends get them back, while trying to keep their sanity? YGOTAS Character
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,444 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Marik I., Yami Bakura
Sanji's Prank Calls by Lolly Dream reviews
Come on did you really think Sanji just cooked all day in the kitchen? / Series of Drabbles / Current Victim/s: Smoker & Alvida
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The 7 Blue Yaoi Cats of Wall Club OneShots by Lord Rebecca-sama reviews
What do you mean, anime characters aren't real? Of course, they're real!" Frankie pulled Envy close to her bosom. "Let me go, you foul hag!" he yelled. "Frankie!" I shouted. "Let my husband go!" "And thus started the chase that would last ten years..."
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 40,746 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Envy, Mello - Complete
Chili Eats a Banana by Spinda Hater Ninety Seven reviews
This story may not end as you'd think. WARNING: This may be the most random thing you've ever read. Rated T for perverted thoughts. One-Shot.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Chili/Pod, Cress/Corn - Complete
N's Song by TheMasenkoMan reviews
My friend wanted me to put this little song up.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/5/2011 - N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
Marik's Bedtime story by Owliness reviews
Kinda self explanatory, Marik tells a bedtime story to... Ryou and Malik? Separate bodies, no yaoi or parings of any kind. Very short.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Yami Marik, Yami Bakura - Complete
A day in the life of YGO Abridged by The Layman reviews
This is a little scene I wrote set in the universe of Yugioh; The Abridged Series. Hopefully, it will actually be halfway good.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Nudist Denouncing A Spoon While Evolving by the7joker7 reviews
The gellatin was furious upon discovering Grandpa was masturbating while thinking of Honda's frisbee when it did not love him back. The only hope for the future of the Morlocks was for Yami to find the lost air guitar before all the lottery tickets sold.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Yami Yūgi, S. Kaiba - Complete
Blurry by Annette Aoi reviews
Kanda didn't want a roommate. He'd really prefer to live on his own. But when money is tight, he's forced to compromise. Too bad his roommate just so happens to be the most annoying person he's ever layed eyes on. college fic; LaviYu
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,243 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi
Things are a Little Different by Emma Iveli reviews
AU MultiCross. When Negi started teaching at Mahora Academy, he was expecting a normal class. Not one with Soul Reapers, Paper Masters, Super Heroes and everything in between. Will Negi be able to pull off being a teacher to a unique class? Please R&R
Crossover - Bleach & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,303 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Orihime I., Negi S.
Fear is the Mind Killer by Ryuujin Youkai reviews
Two canines from a military in a faraway land have returned to Japan. Stopping by Ou on their journey back for unknown reasons, the two stumble upon a creature like many they have faced before, a Hellhound. But something's rather unique about this one...
Ginga series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,330 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Complete
The Monster's House by Rexan reviews
Usopp does some house sitting for extra money. What could go wrong? - One shot. Complete.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,305 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Usopp - Complete
A Date With Sanji by three-days-late reviews
AU in which Sanji attempts to go on a date with every girl in the One Piece universe. Good Luck Sanji!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,624 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Sanji
Room For Two by dandy wonderous reviews
A crazy Devil Fruit puts Zoro's soul in a certain cook's body. Can Sanji get him back into his own body before his own soul is destroyed... or before the marimo drives him crazy? Nakamaship, multichapter, rated mostly for language. COMPLETE! WITH EXTRAS!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,842 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Who Lives in A Pineapple in Feudal Japan by jessiej1993 reviews
Spongebob and Inuyasha crossover. Very funny. Confusing for people in it, amusing for the people reading it. read and enjoy
Crossover - Inuyasha & SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Inuyasha, SpongeBob - Complete
5 Guys and One Awkward Realm by ArtOFAnime reviews
Sesshomaru, Naraku, Inuyasha, Miroku and Kouga are all in this weird dimension… It gives them anything they wish…UHOH… OOCness for some.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Naraku, Inuyasha - Complete
Sanji's Day in the Life by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sanji's every day schedule.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/17/2004
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A Strawhat Adventure With Mart reviews
When my TV sucks me, my two best friends, my dog, and my GameBoy into the world of One Piece, we end up kicking some butt with my new Devil Fruit dog. Chapter 2 up!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/6/2010
A Story in Desperate Need of a Review reviews
A story in which retarded inuyasha has a gift that... well, let's just say it's... weird. But anyway, they go on an EPIC adventure. please do as the name says, and give it a reveiw. updates tuesday through friday.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Inuyasha