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 YAY! PROFILES! The place you write plenty of random, but true stuff! Name: Martine Age: If you really need to know, I'm thirteen. Eyecolor: Blue HaircolorIt was naturally blond until I colored it for the first time ever, a couple of weeks ago. And I colored it flaming red! :D Favourite... Band/Artist?: Muse! Album: Almost Alice!!! Movie: ALICE IN WONDERLAND!!! deviantART-account (Art-site): Formspring-account (Ask me anything! ^^): TEAM EDWARD ALL THE WAY! I love him sooooo much, but I can't leave Alice, Emmett, Esme, Jasper, Carlisle & Rosalie out (I love them too!) so therefore I'm in for The Cullens!! Plus Jane and Alec of Volterra! And of course, The Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland!!! HOLY TEACUP, I love him!! And also Sweeney Todd and Nellie Lovett!!! IMPORTANT MESSAGE!!!!!!!!!: Ok, so most of you people that has known me for a couple of months, knows that, for a couple of months ago, Twilight was the only thing on my mind! I was TOTALLY obsessed with it, didn't talk about anything else, and didn't like people who hadn't read the books and wouldn't even try to talk to them. I haven't changed the last thing. Well, anyway, my love for Twilight is still HUGE, the only thing that has changed is: I have to wait a year for something new that is real Twilight, not just fanfics, that I use to keep myself alive these days. To prevent myself from going madder than I already was, I tried not to think of Twilight too much, and read some fanfics on other topics. I failed. I ended up falling head over heels in love with the Mad Hatter and I can't get a certain cannibalistic, depressed barber (who needs a hug!) out of my mind. So, now, my hair went from blond to red, it stands out in every direction, and I'n babbling about everything in school... I failed on my mission. Not getting mad. But Twilight was STILL ON MY MIND! What's on my profile? (In correct order) - Profile-picture - why, who and what? Ok, further up on my profile, you can see me listing my favourite characters! I sorta made M. Cullen Hightopp an own person, being a mix between these characters! (BTW, she's a girl!) Ok, she's got black hair with a black streak in it (Sweeney Todd), but the front of her hair is red (Mad Hatter) and her eyebrows are red and bushy (Mad Hatter) Under her eyes, she's got dark make-up (Sweeney Todd) but over her eyes, she's got one eye with purple make-up, and one with blue (Mad Hatter) Her eyes are half-golden (The Cullens) and half red (Alec & Jane) She's pale (All of them! :D Vampires, The Hatter and The Sweeney Todd characters are all pale!) She's got the Mad Hatter's Hat (Yeah, that's the Mad Hatter, if it weren't obvious) She's got a dark cloak (Volturi, AKA: Alec & Jane) but inside of it [you can't see it on my profile pic) she's got a old-fashioned grey/black dress with some red on the top, with a corset (Mrs. Lovett) Don't think it was any more! XD BTW, I MADE HER ON "PAINT"! So she isn't perfect! 1 - YOUR REAL NAME: 2 - YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name and 'izzle') 3 - YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favourite colour and favourite animal) 4 - YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on) 5 - YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first) (Ok… O.o) 6 - YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (your second favorite colour, and favourite drink) 7 - YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents' middle names) 8 - YOUR GOTH NAME: (bloody and your pet's name) My fishes: My dead pets: If you hate child abuse, PLEASE post this ballad in your profile: My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says it's my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. To Every Girl: To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly. To every girl that has been cheated on, because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy. To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky. To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot. To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you. To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that bitch instead. To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend. To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess. To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak. To every girl that won't get down on her knees open her mouth just to get a boyfriend. To every girl that just wants to hold hands. To every girl that kisses him with meaning. To every girl who just wishes he cared more. To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold. To every girl who just wants him to call. To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him. To every girl that just wants to cuddle. To every girl that just wants to sleep with him without having sex. To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back. To every girl that thought "maybe this one could be the one." To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny. To every girl who is just looking for that one and only. and is having a rough time along the way. To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels. To every girl who wants words backed up with actions. To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the end. To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face. never again To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be. If you are a nice girl put this on you profile under the title : "To every girl." 10 favourite movies!: 1. Alice in Wonderland [2010] 2. Sweeney Todd 3. The Twlight saga: Eclipse 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. YES! You just saw something as unlikely as a pink elefant playing guitar with a bottle of wine!: A Twi-hard not putting The Twilight movies as nr. 1! Reason nr. 1: If you watch the Twilight movie CAREFULLY, NOTHING is just like the book! And I personally think they ended New Moon very mean for those that haven't read the book! I mean, WTF? Can't we AT LEAST get SOME kind of explanation, at ANY point in the movie-series? Reason nr. 2: Alice in Wonderland rocks like the Futterwacken! (Hell, it's the only place they HAVE the Futterwacken!) WARNINGS!: I'M MAD! ╔══╦══╦══╗ I have been diagnosed NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast. NORMAL PEOPLE: say Oh My Jellybeans! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings. NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms. NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation. NORMAL PEOPLE: yell "the sun! it burns!" 50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS (Updated for 2011): 1, What color is your toothbrush? Mostly pink with a white area with cute pink flowers on! 2, Name one person who made you smile today: My friends! :D 3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning: I was preparing to go to school (possibly packing my drawing stuff at that exact moment)! 4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago? Drawing something for deviantART! (mcullenhightopp.deviantART.com) 5, What is your favorite candy bar? I must say anything chocolate! 6, Have you ever been to a strip club? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Well, maybe... eh, NO! 7, What is the last thing you said aloud? Goodnight, Mommy! *closes door* When I feel like sleeping! :) 8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Cookies’n Cream!! No doubt!! 9, What was the last thing you had to drink? Chocolate milk! 10, Do you like your wallet? Yes! It’s pink with a square of fake diamonds on, and it always has money in it! Odd, isn't it? 11, What was the last thing you ate? Bread! D: 12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week? Nope! :( 13, The last sporting event you watched? Soccer… *shudder* Accidently got a flash of it. (I hate most sports except ice-scating and snowboard and gymnastics and stuff like that!) 14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? Either cheese or butter! 15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too? Miriam, one of my BFF’s (also called TeamEdwardMasen) 16, Ever go camping? Six years since last time… O.o 17, Do you take vitamins daily? No, I take it occasionaly, if I'm in the kitchen. 18, Do you go to church every Sunday? Nope, I drink tea with my Hatter-hat on! ^.^ 19, Do you have a tan? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm as pale as a vampire! 20, Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? Changes from day to day… today I prefer pizza, but I also love Chinese! (And sushi, but that's Japanese, so it doesn't count! ^.^) 21, Do you drink your soda with a straw? If anybody has forbidden me to drink from the bottle, yes. If I have the possibility to drink straight from the bottle, no. 22, What did your last text message say? It’s Norwegian slang, you wouldn't get it! xD 23, What are you doing tomorrow? School, rawing, reading, writing... All in all, a regular Friday! 25, Look to your left, what do you see? 3 Twilight posters, one "Pirates of The Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl" Jack Sparrow-poster, one Alice in Wonderland [2010]-poster and one Johnny Depp poster! ^.^ 26, What color is your watch? Red and white! 27, What do you think of when you hear Australia? Desert, waves, kangaroo’s, sharks and Sydney 28, What is your birthstone? I don’t quite remember, but I think it’s emerald… (Middle of November?) 29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? Go in; I don’t have a car, and aren’t allowed to drive it either. 30, What is your favorite number? I dunno... 31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? Mom! 32, Any plans today? The clock is 01:23 AM... 33, How many states have you lived in 0. 34, Biggest annoyance right now? I'm coughing a lot, and I have a wound on my pinky that I can't feel, but it keeps bleeding! D: 35, Last song listened to? Matryoshka - Hatsune Miku & Gumi 36, Can you say the alphabet backwards? Nope. And if I would, it would start like this: Å - Ø - Æ - Z - X... 37, Do you have a maid service clean your house? I had it in my dad’s house before, but that’s many, MANY years ago. 38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? I just threw them away, cuz they're too small… :( 39, Are you jealous of anyone? Well, my sister has seen Alex Meraz live on the Eclipse premiere in Oslo, and my other sister has an iPhone, so... yes. 40, Is anyone jealous of you? If they are, they’re seriously fucked up in the head. 41, Do you love anyone? Yes, I do. In fictional world: TARRANT HIGHTOPP!! AKA: The Mad Hatter!! And also Jack Sparrow, and Sweeney Todd! 42, Do any of your friends have children? Some of my family friends have children, but I’m thirteen, so most of MY friends are at my age! 43, What do you usually do during the day? Draw, write, read, be on FF and dA... yadda, yadda, yadda... 44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now? Yeah, but I'm not mentioning anyone! 45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily? I say ‘Hey’ or 'Hiiya!' or (more norwegian) ‘Heia’ instead. 46, What color is your car? My mom has a dark green Toyota Corolla, and my dad has a very, very dark blue Toyota. 47, Do you like cats? YES! They’re so fluffy and cute! ^.^ 48. Are you thinking about someone right now? The Mad Hatter, cuz I'm reading a fanfic about him and Alice right now! ^.^ 49, Have you ever been to Six Flags? What's that? (I know, I'm an idiot) 50, How did you get your worst scar? I don’t think I have any actual scars, but I lost a piece of my tooth when I was little. My brother (wich is 4 ½ year older than me) had cornered me in the bathroom during a waterfight. He said something like “Haha, you’re only hope is to go into the shower!” or something among those lines, and of course I listened to him, as panicked as I was. The only problem was that the shower was right behind me, and the shower door was closed… and made of plastic… so I didn’t see it… and I crashed right into it… loosing a little piece of my left front tooth… List ten Twilight characters in no particular order 1. Bella 2. Caius 3. Edward 4. Jane 5. Emmett 6. Alice 7. Zafrina 8. Rosalie 9. Jasper 10. Aro 1. Have you read a five/ten fic before? YES! It was hilarious, and was about Emmett prank-calling Aro, and it ended with Aro, Marcus and Demetri built a pillow launcher, cuz Emmett had said that his creator had been killed by The Volturi’s evil vamp-pillows! 2. Do you think three is hot? How hot? Is that a joke!? Of course he’s hot! He’s the hottest of all the hot ones (The Cullen males) He’s EDWARD CULLEN, for crying out loud!! 3. What would happen if six got one pregnant? If ALICE got BELLA pregnant!? I honestly don’t know… Too weird… They're like BFF's and sisters... 4. Do you recall any good fics about nine? I remember quite a lot of very good fics about Jasper, yes! :D 5. Would seven and two make a good couple? Errr… I wouldn’t say Caius and Zafrina would be the best… 6. Four/eight or four/nine? Jane/Jasper, cuz Jane and Rosalie hates each other. 7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in bed together? If Zafrina discovered Edward and Rosalie in bed together, she would most likely go and tell Bella and Emmett, and ask if something major happened in this family that she never got to know about… 8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic. Aro failed in getting Alice and Edward to join their guard. When Caius finds the real reason Alice’s parents put her in the asylum, will the happy little pixie surrender to The Volturi’s wrath to know the past that she’ll never see? O.o Wow, I might actually make that one… 9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? I’ve never thought of Jane and Aro as a couple, but I don’t know whats going on in other Twihards’ heads… 10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic. Bella/Emmett – Getting your teddy back (After New moon. Emmett returns to Bella, and comforts her ^^) 11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one? Jane seducing Bella?! I honestly don’t know! (When I saw their names, I got a picture from The Runaways in my head!) 12. Does anyone on your friends list read seven/nine slash? Zafrina/Jasper… Don’t think so… 13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you choose? The Mine Song – from the TV-show Lazy Town! XD (It goes like: "This mealbox is mine, and this triangunal sign. The blue ballon, the month of June, they’re mine, mine, mine, mine, mine… Ziggy’s sweets are mine, that birdie’s tweets are mine. The city streets, the both of your feet. They’re all emphatically mine. They all belong to me, everything that I see. North, South, East and West. I caress it, 'cause I posess it. I'm Stingy, and it's MINE..." And so on… I would say it’s pretty Aro-ish) 14. If nine was cheated on by two with five, what would nine say? Super-gay story! We have Jasper being cheated on by Caius with Emmett!? First we have the disturbing picture of Jazzy and Caius toghether, then we have another disturbing picture of Caius and Emmett toghether!? Disturbing gay-story! (I have nothing against gay’s or lesbians – actually, you’re pretty cool – but J&C, and C&E is still disturbing!) 15. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (2) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then ends up being stalked by (9). After hiring (10) to kill the creep, (1) follows the wise advice of (3) and moves next door to (5), where (s)he finally finds true love with (8).” Bella and Zafrina are in a happy relationship until Zafrina runs off with Jane. Bella, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Caius and a brief unhappy affair with Alice, then ends up being stalked by Jasper. After hiring Aro to kill the creep, Bella follows the wise advice of Edward and moves next door to Emmett, where she finally finds true love with Rosalie. O.o Weird... She has a hot one-night-stand with Caius and ends up with Rosalie. Team ?: Team Edward for love, for care and selflessness Team Bella for courage and not being spineless Team Alice for wisdom, for caring, and charm Team Carlisle for being there, and sewing her arm Team Emmett for laughter, for joking and fun Team Mike for knowing he wasn't the one Team Rosalie for beauty, but not for depth Team Jasper for self-control, and not being inept Team Seth for unity, and establishing peace Team Sam for halting the war, and calling for cease Team Esme for being motherly, and caring for her boys Team Leah for knowing when to make some noise Team Charlie for loving, and wanting to understand Team Renee for letting Bella move and take a stand Team Everyone for working together to fight Team Meyer for writing TWILIGHT! 31 useful lessons learned from Twilight 1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine. Emmett's the strongest. IT'S COPY AND PASTE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you believe that if you stick Johnny Depp in any movie, it automatically makes it a good movie, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile! If you know Edward Cullen is a fictional character, and don't give a damn, copy and paste this into your profile. (TAKE THAT, MY DEAR BROTHER!!) If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Ok, that was obvious...) If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (Go Team Alice! And Sugar!) If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. I have OCD (Obsessive Cullen Disorder) Copy this on your profile if you've got it too! (I'm not mentally healthy! Ask anyone that has met me or sent me a PM!) Milk tastes good. If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (Randomness rocks, and so does milk!) Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! (Oh yeah!) If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile. (As I said earlier, I know he's fictonal, but I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!) If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! (It hurts...) If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (Anyone seen me off the computer lately?! ... Didn't think so...) If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and possibly man)...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile. (More like... I dunno, seventy each?) If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. (Annoying, isn't it?) If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. 98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't an emo bastard, copy and paste this in your profile. Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile. If you are so obsessed with the Twilight series you can practically quote parts of the book (or chapters), copy and paste this on your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. (I go YIPPIE, and jumps around in my room!) If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile. If you sleep around two hours a night because you stay up reading Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn or Twilight related fanfics, copy this onto your profile. (My dad threats me with taking my computer. *shudder* But don't worry! I'll never let him have my baby!) If everything you see reminds you of Twilight, copy this onto your profile. (I think I'm beginning to annoy people...) If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. (I'm doing it right now...) Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. If you believe that the reason the girls always kiss the guys first is that the guys are too scared that they'll be slapped, punched, hit, kicked or mindwiped, then please copy this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. ("Cool" is BORING!) If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (Many times...) If you have ever had the Edward/Jacob argument with someone, copy this to your profile. (This may surprise the ones that know me in real life, but it was someone in my class. She is like SOO Team Jacob, and I hate her for that! It's either Team Edward or Team Switzerland! Choose or I hate you!!) If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Some people think I'm mad, but I just care for him, ok? HE'S JUST F*CKING DEPRESSED!! He's unloved!) If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. (My list: The Cullen family, The Mad Hatter [2010, Sweeney Todd (Yeah, I know, 'm sorta mad, cuz he would probably just kill me, but still, that guy needs a hug!)) If you have been bitten by the Sweeney bug copy and paste this onto your profile If you think the best line in Epiphany has gotta be, "WE ALL DESERVE TO DIE!", copy this into your profile. (It's sorta true, y'know...) Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this (It could have been Renesmee's thoughts if they killed her in Breaking Dawn... *sob*) Bella asked Edward Bella: Do I ever cross your mind? Edward: No Bella: Do you like me? Edward: No Bella: Do you want me? Edward: No Bella: Would you cry if I left? Edward: No Bella: Would you live for me? Edward: No Bella: Would you do anything for me? Edward: No Bella: Would you choose me or your life Edward: My life Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. (And I can't cry!) The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. So cute! A True Boyfriend: When she walks away from you mad When she stare's at your mouth When she pushes you or hit's you When she start's cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignore's you When she pull's away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lay's her head on your shoulder When she steal's your favorite hat When she tease's you When she doesnt answer for a long time When she look's at you with doubt When she say's that she like's you When she grab's at your hands When she bump's into you When she tell's you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she repost this bulletin Repost so the one you love will: Call you. Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend" Girls post as: "A True Boyfriend" Some of the dreams I've had: 1. Aro sold popcorn at the cinema... weird... no other Volturi's. 2. Victoria crushed Edward in the battle in Eclipse, but the Mad Hatter popped up, killed both her and Riley, and then disappeared again. Neither Seth or Bella thought something was weird about that, and then Seth disappeared too, only to come back with the others, finding Bella trying to solve the Edward-puzzle... (I don't know if that was a nightmare or just a freaky dream...) 3. Plenty of random pictures from Carlisles life! It was many sad ones, and many was about little 5-year-old him watching innocents die, burning on the bonfire. He knew they were innocent, he just knew. But he couldn't say anything... poor boy... he was adorable... *sniff* 4. I might make some FanFics out of some of these, just not completely the same. For example nr. 2, just without the Mad hatter and such, and the Carlilly-flashbacks are being used in a new story I'm writing. BTW, I had dream nr.2 BEFORE I got obsessed with AiW... Disclaimer: Aro wants world peace, Edward Cullen is NOT hot, Carlisle is a serial killer, Jasper Hale loves me, The Volturi popping up are NOT annoying, the world is free for mythical beings, girls have no interest whatsoever in guys, Renesmee Carlie Cullen is perfectly normal, Jacob loves vampires, and I own Twilight. Get it yet? This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Love you all! A hug for everyone! - Martine |
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