Name: Karma

Age: You don't need to know

~~~~btw...this is Mrs.Edward.Asakura's new account so yes...Renesmee's First Period will FINALLY be completed for you all lol and DON'T HATE ON IT IT WAS MY FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~

Faves: Anime, Manga, Music, Art, Poetry, Reading

-Anime: Naruto, Shaman King, Sailor Moon, Fullmetal Alchemist, Axis Powers Hetalia

-Manga: Naruto, Shaman King, Elemental Gelade, Bleach

-Music: basically everything

-Books: Vampire Kisses, Artemis Fowl, Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Twilight, L.O.S.T

Quotes:

"It's like 'where's Waldo?'...where the heck are all the cute guys!!!"-...boredom in school

"...Twincest!!!"...lmao 'Shanie' and 'Alexandria'

"Now open your inner mind eye and picture this...Mr. Bath in short shorts *cue Enzyte song*"...don't ask

"FATHER CONLON NO!!!!!!! DON'T ORK WITH EAGLE-EYE VOUDRIE!!!"...if you value your life don't ask

From InuYashaGirl007

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz (well... I'm strawberry-blonde... it still counts... I'M IN HONORS CLASSES!!)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Gay righhts? I think of them more as 'Love rights"... lol)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. (hey, my family's catholic... but i was never baptized amd i dont go to church!)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (Okay I'm white, but I'm not a nagging thief!)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. (That depends, doo hot movie actors count? lol)
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I'm pretty, but I'm still a virgin!)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (ok... theres not ALWAYS straight A's... but close enough and I have quite a social life!)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (I can dress how I want... if it's going to school wit a billowy halloween cape so be it!)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (I am not! I've always loved to go see the plays! I AM NOT GAY!)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (No, I'm just to shy to find the right guy for me, that's all... or are we talking about a GUY wit alot of girls for friends...?)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (I like to be comfortable, and yet look cool at the same time.)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO. (excuse me for having gay friends!)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (I'm not ready to have sex yet... is that so wrong to not want to be PREGO in ur teens?!)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (I like video games, got a problem with that?)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (when im hungary, I EAT!! and im not fat!)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Not true. All the cute guys have already been taken! Dang it!)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. (idk if I'm even full Punk but I have that flair to me I guess... but no I dont!)
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (... you got a problem with thee band?? I will break ur face!! lol jk)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. (I don't even have a full black friend! My bestie is an Oreo!)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (My friends and I don't feel the need to go through life unnoticed!)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (I have plenty of self control! My weight is just the right weight for my height. But I could be a little skinnier.)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Oh yeah, says who?)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (I don't have a TON of 'Hang-Out' friends... so no... this is not me!)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. (I am not! I'm just a nice girl!)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Ummm... NO)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (I do not! They just happen to be some of my friends!)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (I never think little of people.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (It just makes me a lil nervous for some reason...)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Does it look like I'm in a crazy house?)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (I just state-my-mind, thank you... and only when needed!)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (Got it from my mom, OK? damn genes...)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (not so much comics... but I LOVE manga!!)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.(So what?))
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Okay, maybe for Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin. Hehehe!)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. (not really, no...)
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (I am not weak.)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (That's not true! ... at least, not the obese and arrogant part... i can be VERY loud!)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (... writing stories in class means im emo?? SINCE WHEN?!)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (What if I don't want a stereotype?)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (my own blood and no i am NOT a vamp!)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (I never caused any havoc.)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I like YAOI or YURI, or i MUST be a DISTUGSTING PERVERT. (a pervert? news to me...)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (so i dont hang with bitches... wats ur piont?.)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (i just don't like that so many trees are being taken down...)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (Okay, maybe I have a slight texting problem...)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (don't bring the sacred cartoons into this!! lol!)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (ummm no i just read stuff.)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (-
I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.(lol)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (I am not gay! but i DO love yaoi fanfiction!)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (Hey! At least I'm different from everybody else!))
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (At least I'm young!)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (SO WHAT?!)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (I'm very smart, thank you very much.)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (Screw guys... but IM NOT A LEZ!)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. (Actually, thats where I met alot of my friends!)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. (yea um NO)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake. ( whats wrong wit being a perfectionist?!)
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. (i just dont speak of it much...)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress (no i just... have a gift lol)
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant (only if i feel like it i suppose... which doesnt happen often, btw!)
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian ( I I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm a MUSLIM, so I MUST hate America
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST be really masculine
I'm a GAY MAN so I MUST be really feminine
I'm POOR so I MUST be a dirty begger
I BEG IN THE STREETS so I MUST be on drugs
I have an OREO FOR A BEST FRIEND, so I MUST be a white hoe. (Whats wrong wit Oeros??)
I'm GOOD AT AN INSTRUMENT, so I MUST be a dorky band-geek. (Once again... u got a problem wit band??)
Stereotypes are everywhere, if you hate them, copy this, put it into your profile, and add any more stereotypes you've see to the list.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen asleep in class copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwergschnauzer, 'Dark-Independent-Girl-101', Drama Queen Girl, Julie-Schmitz, mspadfoot2, InuYashaGirl007.

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

If you despise homophobia, and think it's wrong, do your part to stop it, and put this in your profile.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

If you follow him, he will become your leader, your mentor, and your best friend. He will tell you when you're hungry, tired, stupid, etc.

He will take away all the pain in your life, make all the bad people go bye bye, and fill you with warm fuzzies . In addition to a blissful existance, he'll supply you with a lifetime supply of seashells, tongue depresers, and swiss cheese.

His followers include: BlueMoonlight's Ice Miko, Serpentine Princess, Little Angel of Light, Fred kissed George, mspadfoot2, InuYashaGirl007 -- add your name here and BECOME ONE OF US! BECOME A FLUFF HEAD! (it means I love fluff in a story, so I'm a fluff head, what about you?)

Worship his fluffy bunnyness! Obey the fluff!!

Whether with a girl or a boy, love is love, not an abomination.

If you approve of gay marriage, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Gaara's-pandachan101, art-is-a-BANG-2-hard-to-resist, Lee-all-the-way, Starchip13, Wistful Dreamer, Calypphire, Shadow-Ravin, mspadfoot2

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C., or the Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a crush on a book character copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own two feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: danyan, Zatura Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Amin Vanima Mellonea, Insane Slytherin, Isabella Swann, Light-creates-Darkness, Shadow-Ravin, mspadfoot2, InuYashaGirl007

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you laughed during a part in a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels, but I call them "best friends".

If you consider yourself to be a complete and total retard, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that a lot of people today pretend to be someone their not, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or have an insane friend of your own, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a wall (or door), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pulled a door that said push, or vise-versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this into it, to make it even longer!

If you have a long list of copy and pastes in your proflile...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're the type of person to check random people's profiles for more stuff to copy and paste, copy and paste this to your profile.

"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart."

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not"

.If you have a very wide range of interests, copy this into your profile.

.If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

.98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

.If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

.If you like to write, copy/paste this in your profile.

.Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

.If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

.If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

.If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

.If you are obsessed with Fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you think being unique is cooler than being cool then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

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if you like writing paste this onto your profile.

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If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

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If you think that Pokémon is cool, copy this onto your profile!

A true Pokémon fan is someone who will defend it when someone makes fun of it. It is someone who will love over anything else no matter what age and is not afraid to shout it out to the world. A true Pokémon fan will encourage others to learn the important meanings that Pokémon holds. And you'll love Pokémon forever and ever. If you are a true Pokémon fan, then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever ran into a sliding glass door paste this into your profile.

If you LIKE WAFFLES, copy this into your profile! Add your name- Twilitassassin13, Meco45, RockerGirl0709

A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for someone you loved, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
Was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
Unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
And scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For such a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Laying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

I didn't write this, but if you hate child abuse, copy it into your profile and do anything you can to stop it, because this kind of thing happens everyday. It's wrong, and everyone should do their part to stop it!

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If u think cats r awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Littlewhisker, Mintytooth, Mistytail, RockerGirl0709

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Animals count)

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

The Ouran Alphabet

A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend

B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka

C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day

D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen

E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot

F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender

G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt

H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins

I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be

J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai

K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins

L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand

M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type

N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back

O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business

P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff

Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori

R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color

S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear

T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club

U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny

V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot

W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi had seen her mother

X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had

Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins

Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join

If you have never heard or seen the Ouran Alphabet before until now, copy and paste this into your profile

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

~~ Favorite Quotes ~~

" How come you and Kagome seem to care so much about each other; but you never bathe together?" - Shippo
"Remind me to tell you when your older..." - InuYasha
"That means you haven't gotten very far with her, have you?" - Shippo
"Uhhh..." - InuYasha

"So... your stomache is acting up. Is it from to much work?" - Doctor
" Probably, yeah." - Edward
"Brother, are you sure it's not from eating to much?" - Alphonse
"Shut up." - Edward
"Ok... you'll need a shot." - Doctor
"A SHOT?!" - Ed and Al
"Just a poke.' - Doctor
CRASH
"NO! YOU GET AWAY FROM ME!!" - Edward
"Brother!! Dont' be such a baby!!" - Alphonse
Alphose Grabs Edward, and Starts To Pull Him Back In The Room
"I HATE YOU, AL!! SELLING OUT YOUR OWN BROTHER!!" - Edward
"You don't mean that..." - Alphonse
"Get away from me!! I'LL TURN YOU ALL INTO FISH!!" - Edward... (poor him)

"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good." - Fred and George Weasley

"OH, for the love of all that is holy!!" - Me, in Harry Potter ChatRoom
"What, like George?" - Friend in ChatRoom

'Awkward Ass' - From 1920s silent movie, 'The Kid'

"SKI MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND!!" - Me and my friend Stacey at school

"FISHIES!!" - Me - at WalMart - and I pushed Stacey into some shelves

"Dream lemony dreams..." - my BFF Zayna

"Hells bells and a little catfish!" - my other BFF Jazmin

"We're all in love with a stripper!" - what results when you get 4 caffine-crazed, bored 14-year-old girls

"Oh for the love of Dumbledore!" - Zayna, when the film literally melted during the 6th Harry Potter movie trailer

"Oh Lord, please blessid thy hand grenade, so that I may blow thine enimes to tiny bits!!" - Me, from random YouTube video

"Time is Jesus, and Jesus is time!" - Zayna

"It's like 'Where's Waldo?'... where the FUCK are the hot guys?!" - me, Jazmin, and Sierra

"Secret Agent Man!!" - Sierra and mine's Theme Song

"Edward Cullen's Penis Chidori!!" - Zayna and I

"I am SO dating Fred Weasley, and we are SO going to get married!" - Me
"What about Fred dying in the 7th book??" - Sierra
"He wouldn't die if he was dating me." - Me, with a big 'your-gonna-love-this-joke' grin
"...?? Why is that?" - Sierra
"I'd be there, and yell at him to get the FUCK outta the way!!" - Me
"LOL ROTFLMAO!!" - Both of Us

" I... have Frodo Baggins in my pants!" - Me (yeah, U B jealous!!)
"Oh yeah? Well, I have Dobby's in mine and he's WAY sexier than Frodo!" - Sierra
"Yeah, Man! I'd MUCH rather have a BALD house elf in my damn pants than an ADORABLE Elijah Wood!" - Me with dripping sarcasim
pleased sigh "I knew you'd see things my way..." - Sierra"If I had a dollar for every Mexican Jew that knocked on my door, asking for a rainbow-colored egg filled with baby dinosaurs -- I'd have exactly the amount I do now!" - Vannessa

"Not all who wander are lost" - J.R.R. Tolkein

"All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be the bladethat was broken,
The crownless agan shall be king." - J.R.R. Tolkein

"Hey, Sierra." - Me
"Yeah?"
"Do me a favor... touch your nose?" - Me
"Why...?" - Sierra
"Just do it!!"
"OK?" touches nose - Sierra
"Good. I wanted to be sure you were still my bitch!!" - Me
"WHAT?! WTF!!" - Poor, Innocent Sierra...

"Daniel Radcliffe." -Sierra
"Elijah Wood." - Me
"Daniel..."
"Elijah..."
"HARRY POTTER, YOU BITCH!!" - Sierra
"Frodo's SEXIER!" - Me
"NO, he's NOT!"
"Hellz yea, he IS!!
"NO! Nuh-uh!" - Sierra
"Anyone would choose Elijah over Daniel ANY DAY!" - Me
"NO THEY WOULDN'T!! Who the hell watches 'Lord of the Rings' anyway?!" - Sierra
"All the cool people!! Which doesn't include you, since you fell ALSEEP in the middle of the Fellowship!!"
"Yeah, because it was so damn boring!!"
"Well... Elijah's still better." - Me
"Ask Jazmin then!" - Sierra
"Hey jazmin!" - Me
"Huh?" - poor Jazmin, pulled into this by her dumb friends...
"Who's sexier? Daniel Radcliffe? Or Elijah Wood? - Me
"Elijah, hands down." - Jazmin, goes back to reading
"HA! TOLD YOU!!" - Me
"FUCK YOU!" - Sierra, who fake cries

"If your happy and you know it MASTERBATE fake jerk-off, if your happy and you know it MASTERBATE repeat, if your happy and you know it then your dick will surely show it if your happy and you know it MASTERBATE jerk-off" - Destinee and I when boredom becomes unbearable lol

"Hey mom, wanna help me drown these fish??" - Me, when waiting for the Meds place to open takes so long that you watch the fish...

From Essence of Blood Lust

Real Life Sayings: HE STARTS THE CLASS WITH "THERE ARE SOME THINGS THAT YOU WILL REMEMBER FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE", AND ENDS IT WITH COCKING A RIFLE IN OUR FACES.

"On a scale of 1 to gay, you're a Petter Pan"

"We have an Alan Rickman in our class?" "Yes, he's my imaginary friend!" "Okay..."

"So what you're saying is... Snape is a vampire and the Weasleys are Jesus?"

"Is that a Condom on the clock?