Hey what's up!! I love Twilight, the Jonas Brothers, and the Dallas Cowboys (Duh)!! I love to write fanfiction and I hope that you enjoy my story(s)!!

I like a boy named Matt (oh my gosh I hope that he never reads this!!), I just wanted to say that... If you wanna know anything else about me just message me!!

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"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HIGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMIES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

90 of teens would have a breakdown if miley cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Repost this if you would be the 10 yelling JUMP

If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrollably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!

Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

8- - - - - -8 Put this on your channel
-8- - - - -8 if you support Nick Jonas
--8- - - -8 and his fight in Diabetes!
- -8- - -8 it is his dog tag that shows he
- - 8- -8 has diabetes.
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- - -(NJ)
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This is Jonas Bunny. Copy and paste Jonas Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!

(\JB/) I am Jonas Bunny.
(='.'=) Fear me.
(")_(") JONAGE!

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if y

ou RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday!

if you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine.


2. The future is not set in stone.


3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.


4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.


5. True love knows no boundaries.


6. Some people are just danger magnets.


7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.


8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!


9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.


10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.


11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.


12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.


13. Family is about more than just blood.


14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.


15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.


16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.


17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.


18. There are exceptions to every rule.


19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.


20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.


21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.


22. Cold hands = Warm heart.


23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.


24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.


25. Romeo was an idiot.


26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.


27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.


28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.


29. Space heaters can be very annoying (yet so sexy at the same time :)).


30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

Friends

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Yeah... accidentally... coughcough

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.


Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message IF YOU HATE DRUNK DRIVING!!.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart

Mommy..Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Matt; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Matt, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

You're never alone... God is always with you

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Edward

Bella or Jacob?

Jacob

Bella or Alice?

Alice

Alice or Jacob?

Jacob

Rosalie or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Edward?

Edward

Carlisle or Esme?

They're both awesome!! Gosh!! Um... I guess Carlisle

Emmett or Jasper?

Emmett (He's a perv... like me and my friends :P)

Emmett or Jacob?

Jacob

Bella or Rosalie?

Bella

Esme or Charlie?

Esme

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?

Billy

Jacob or Sam?

Jacob

Sam or Quil?

Quil

Quil or Embry?

Quil

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

Victoria

Werewolves or Vampires?

Werewolves :P

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DRESS IN UNSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND/Marching Band/Colorguard, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm an OG so I must be mexican.

I'm fat so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I am BIRACIAL(mixed) so I MUST have smart days AND dumb days

I love ANIMALS so I MUST become the CRAZY OLD CAT LADY

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST talk only about guys, clothes, and other girls.

I'm an ARTIST/MUSICIAN, so I MUST spend my weekends getting high.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist against black people.

I LIKE TO READ, so I MUST be a dork/nerd/geek.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think you're all going to Hell.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST be homophobic.

I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST have a country accent/listen to country music.

I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST be racist.

I CALL OTHER GIRLS PRETTY, so I MUST be lesbo.

I WEAR PANTS THAT DON'T FALL DOWN, so I MUST be gay.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST hate GLBT, Mexicans, and people who get abortions.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST be an illegal immigrant.

I'm HISPANIC/LATINO(A), so I MUST be from Mexico.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I've decided to REMAIN ABSTINANT, so I MUST be GLBT.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST work at a casino.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I act HAPPY so I MUST have a perfect life and not know real pain.

I DON'T DATE, so I MUST be GLBT.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTPYES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND ITALICIZE & BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE

List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Bella

2. Charlie

3. Emmett

4. Carlisle

5. Renesmee

6. Rosalie

7. Mike

8. Jacob

9. Jasper

10. Edward

11. Alice

12. Esme

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Rosalie and Alice!! Um no I haven't and I don't really want to...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Uh YEAH!! Esp. in the movie!! OMG have you SEEN Peter Facinelli?!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Esme got Jacob pregnant? What world is this fanfic set in??

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yah Alice/Jasper!! LOL

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Charlie and Rose? Um no I don't think so...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Nessie/Jasper I guess... But def. not Nessie/Edward!! Cough-cough Incest! Cough-cough

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Mike interrupted Esme and Charlie's love-making?? That poor boy! First, he doesn't get Bella, then he's stuck with Jessica, now this?? LOL

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Rosalie discovers the true reason why it took Edward so long to find a mate...

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Uh, DUH!!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Motherly Instincts... ;D

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

There's a lot... But I'm blanking right now, lol

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Bella/Rose/Esme... Read only if you want to see Edward, Emmett, and Carlisle going into shock and dying.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Not in a while...

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

"Bella and Mike are in a happy relationship until Jasper runs off with Carlisle. Bella, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Alice and a brief unhappy affair with Esme, then follows the wise advice of Renesmee and finds true love with Emmett.” WOW... I'm in shock from seeing the words "Bella and Mike are in a happy relationship!!"

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it

My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.

I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you
would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)
--

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas is produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

(O.M.G.!) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a
hour

Daddy's Poem:

Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow,

Today was Daddy's Day at school and she couldn't wait to go.

But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home,

Why the kids not might understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid, she knew just what to say,

What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.

But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone,

And that was why, once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all,

About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls.

There were daddy's along the wall in back for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently,

Anxious in their seats.

One by one the teacher called, a student from the class,

To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare,

Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't their.

"Where's her daddy at?"

She heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one." another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say,

"Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her mom,

And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, she slowly began to speak,

And out of the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.

"My daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away,

But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.

And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know,

All about my daddy, and how he loves me so.

He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike,

He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite.

We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone,

And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone.

'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart,

I know because he told me he'll forever be in my heart."with that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest,

Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.

And somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears,

Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.

For she stood up for the love, of a man not in her life,

Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.

And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd,

She finished with a voice so soft, but it's message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star,

And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.

You see he is a Marine, and died just this past year,

When a roadside bomb hit his convoy, and taught Canadians to fear.

But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away,"

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.

And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise,

A room full of daddy's and children, all starting to close their eyes.

Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside,

Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him by her side.

"I know your with my daddy,"to the silence she called out,

And what happened next, made believers out of those once filled with doubt.

Not one of them could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed,

But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant, long-stemmed, pink rose.

And a child was blessed for only a moment, by the love of her shining star,

And given the gift of believing that heaven is never to far.

This made me cry. If it made you cry, copy and paste it.

50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1, What color is your toothbrush?

A greenish-blue

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

My bffl Lindsay

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Getting ready for church :)

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Looking at other people's profiles.

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Three Musketeers!!

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

Nope!! Why do you wanna know, you perv... :P lol

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

I was singing along to a song, lol. :D

8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

I tried this cappuccino ice cream blizzard one time at Dairy Queens... Mmmm it was good...

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Coke Cherry Zero

10, Do you like your wallet?

Not Really...

11, What was the last thing you ate?

Some Hot n' Spicy cheezits (sp?)

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Nope. I wish...

13, The last sporting event you watched...

Women's basketball. Oklahoma vs. Texas. I'm not a huge OU fan but I hate Texas, so I just want to say... BTHO tu!!

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Caramel

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

My mom, lol

16, Ever go camping?

Yeah

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

Nope

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

I try to.

19, Do you have a tan?

Yeah, a natural tan.

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

No, I'd much rather have pizza!!

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

No, never. Straws are evil... ;)

22, What did your last text message say?

"Oh, never mind then." lol

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

School! LOL. But I have so much homework. :(

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

Wall. :D

26, What color is your watch?

I don't like watches, my cell works just fine for me.

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

The Jonas Brothers song!!

28, What is your birthstone?

Amethyst. (My birthday's next month YAY)

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Usually the drive-thru.

30, What is your favorite number?

13 :D

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone today?

My friend asking me where I was cuz I was supposed to be at her house.

32, Any plans today?

Do homework :(

33, How many states have you lived in?

Just one. I'm a proud Texan!!

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

Little bros...

35, Last song listened to?

Shake It by Metro Station... LOL I love those guys. :)

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

Yeah but you have to let me think for a while :D

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

No

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

My Green Converse!!

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

Yeah (cough-cough samantha c. aka jealous stalker bitch cough-cough)

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

yeah, I think

41, Do you love anyone?

Yeah and that's why I hate samantha c. :P

42, Do any of your friends have children?

Well, not friends my age...

43, What do you usually do during the day?

Text friends, think about boys.

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

Yeah, but I don't hate a lot of people.

45. Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

Not really. I usually say "Hi"

46, What color is your car?

Don't have 1 :( :( :( :(

47, Do you like cats?

Oh yeah!! I like werewolves better tho... ;D

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

Yeah, because of a previous question, lol

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

Yeah, it was awesome :)

50, How did you get your worst scar?

I think I had a scab and I scratched it too much. Give me a break, I was like five. :P