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Joined 12-10-08, id: 1765995, Profile Updated: 12-22-09
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

I'm not who you think I am.

I can be who you want me to be.

I can attest that I'm not what you expect me to be.

So fish off fishers.

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Enter the Dragon by Doghead Thirteen reviews
It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 131,097 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 2,876 - Follows: 2,479 - Updated: 7/26/2016 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35022 - Favs: 24,899 - Follows: 18,604 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic by Luan Mao reviews
Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 2,270 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Control by Anonymous58 reviews
I'm sick of the manipulation, the lies and the deceit; sick of jumping to the tune of dark lords and old puppeteers. I'm cutting the strings. Innocents will pay in blood for my defiance, but I no longer care. I lost my innocence long ago. Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 125,272 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 2,969 - Follows: 2,940 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Harry P., N. Tonks
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5550 - Favs: 14,121 - Follows: 15,570 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Dr Strangelove by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Shinji I. - Complete
Saving The World In Nine Days by ZeroTheDestroyer reviews
Time Travel. Naruto finds himself in the past, 9 days before the Kyuubi attack. He's got 9 days to kill the beast, 9 days to save his family, and 9 days to save the world. Can he do it? Or will the world bring him down to his knees?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,831 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 3171 - Favs: 5,492 - Follows: 3,059 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Quantum Magic by Terrai reviews
Growing up under the Dursley's care has turned Harry into something different. Craving knowledge with an innate curiosity and virtually no morality will take it's toll. Dark/Intelligent Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,136 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Harry P.
Time to Kill by sarmad88 reviews
Waking up in a world he only read about in history books, Uzumaki Naruto is about to find out why Nagato said "The Shinobi world is a road paved in violence and death.” Time Travel. No Pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,801 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Naruto U., Yoshino N.
Three Wizards by poufellyanah reviews
Young Albus Dumbledore, in desperate need of a proper friend, devises a spell to bring powerful wizards to him—only, he just might have been a tad overzealous. Result: the temporal displacement of Harry Potter and Tom Riddle to the year 1912.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,501 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Albus D., Harry P.
The Playing Fields of Hogwarts by Les Dowich reviews
After the final battle Harry is unconscious and his magic runs free.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,267 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 441 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Gritty Reboot by FoxboroSalts reviews
A surprising discovery leads Harry to question the fine line between normality and the supernatural. Drawing inspiration from the generation's brightest minds, he seeks to answer the proverbial question. Is he a mutant or some sort of humanoid alien? Status: Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,150 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 220 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Quo Vadis? by Ruskbyte reviews
It is the greatest threat the world of magic has ever faced. It cannot be reasoned with. It cannot be bargained with. It cannot be hexed. It cannot be cursed. It cannot be stopped. It cannot be killed. And only Lord Voldemort stands in its way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 364 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Bondage Style! by Chilord reviews
A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 3,257 - Follows: 1,688 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Night at the Belvedere by cosettex reviews
Hermione finally published her book on the welfare of House Elves to a very unreceptive crowd; however, one night she receives a letter from a 'devoted reader'. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,691 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Antithesis by Wind Whisperer reviews
AU Dark!Harry - Harry has a twin brother, Eric, the hailed child of the prophecy. When they go to Hogwarts, their world both polarizes and becomes more mixed up than ever before. In such a society, it's easy to stray from the "right" path... Now in Year 2
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,187 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Missing Contract by Hexadecimal666 reviews
Harry Potter is forced to accept a Marriage Contract. This isn't an idea he's in favor of. What happens when the Ministry tries to enforce it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,145 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Different Fate by lordhellebore reviews
AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by trhe Killing Curse cast at him, but how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - [Petunia D., Remus L.] Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 2,604 - Follows: 585 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 231 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 7,743 - Follows: 976 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
The Traveler in Black meets Harry Potter by Meteoricshipyards reviews
A crossover between John Brunner's The Traveler in Black and Harry Potter. What happens when a being with many names, but only one nature, encounters the chaos that is the Wizarding world? For some, tragedy, for others....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,915 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 66 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Sisters in Law by Tinn Tam reviews
One morning, Fleur and Ginny have a little conversation of their own. Initially written for DLP's Ginny Kill Off. Warning: Strong violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Fleur D., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 378 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,649 - Reviews: 2426 - Favs: 1,978 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005
Harry Potter: The Lone Traveller by The Professional reviews
After spending half his life trying to rid the world of Voldemort, Harry Potter finally succeeds. However, the price has been high. Too high. Unfortunately, when Harry risks his life to go back and ‘do things right’, something goes wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,605 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 2,365 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Harry P.
I'm Already Gone by redfox13 reviews
Harry is the little brother of James Potter, a Gryffindor through and through. Things start to go wrong when he’s sorted into Slytherin. To make matters worse, he’s starting to fall for Snape... Challenge by Reddwarfer, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 78,964 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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The Fangirl reviews
We've all met a fangirl. Here's the shortest gist of a fangirl and what they do to our reading habits!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just Another Weird Weasley reviews
What's Weirder Than A Weird Weasley... ? Just Another Weird Weasley. A weird, obsessive and delusional Weasley. Warning: Weird, Ugly and not really Sweet, Sugar or Spicy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete