we are Liv and Rach from Australia. we LOVE Bones like obsessed. We love to read your Bones and NCIS stories!! Also enjoy watching NCIS, NCIS LA, The Mentalist, Castle, Criminal Minds, Doctor Who, Lie To Me, Blue Bloods, Hawaii Five-O, and Sherlock. Pretty much if it's a crime show, we like ;)

rach&liv: PARTNERS . IN . CRIME. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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post to your profile if:

If you watch shows (ie. BONES!!) that you would suffer through withdrawal or die without, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Booth and Brennan need to wake up, smell the coffee and make out, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile. (Bones/BB)

If your friends have ever threatened to send you to a mental hospital because you are THAT obsessed with Bones, copy this into your profile.

TO ALL U BONES FANS WHO THINK B&B IS JUST THE BEST THING EVA ADD THIS 2 UR PROFILE AND KEEP IT THERE UNTIL THEY GET TOGETHER :P

I found this on somebody's profile, and could not resist... it's SO sad!!!

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mommy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mommy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mommy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mommy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mommy warn the others, mommy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mommy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mommy I wanted to live
But mommy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mommy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mommy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mommy all I wanted to say is "mommy I love you"
In memory of the Columbine students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

If you like, you can cut and post this to your profile... the more ppl who care, the better for those who lost...

this was incredibly funny, I had to add this :)

female come backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

I FOUND THIS ON A PROFILE AND HAD TO POST IT!!!

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

Re-post this if you truly believe in God.

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Things I learned from watching Bones

Woman can be great at science.

Alpha-Males are the best.

Partners help each other.

Sarcasm does not help.

Sometimes a simple touch will do.

Clowns are scary.

Flashy Socks and Ties give you confidence.

Jesus is not a zombie.

Love hurts sometimes.

Squints are cool.

Tough Guys are sensitive.

Mac & Cheese is God’s food.

Psychology is a soft science.

Ranger’s lead the way.

There is more than one kind of family.

Smart woman are “Hot”.

We all have a Past.

Not everything is logical.

You do stuff for family you probably shouldn’t.

Sometimes you have to go with your gut.

Subtitles needed when walking into the Jeffersonian.

Crazy socks, funny belt buckles and FBI issued armor is the way to go.

Mechanical clowns piss FBI agents off.

THINGS I LEARNT FROM CASTLE

Mystery writers are cocky but cute

Detectives have attitude (though this could also come under any cop show, LIV (SVU) certainly does)

The smell of cherries is a likable fragerance for writer-boy

Lanie loves a good match-making project

Romance takes time and patience

Love means having TO say you’re sorry

Writer’s daughters are intelligent and wise

MOTHER means entertainment and Broadway plays

Best-selling authors get to wear WRITERS vests

Book dedications mean LOVE

Money passing hands means the BOYS have been betting again

Actors dressing up as alternate versions of themselves (like MAL from Firefly)

There will be NO biting before dinner

Page 105 is raunchy (seriously have you read it)

Crimes are more than dead bodies… they are a reason for Beckett & Castle to squabble

Ringing phones mean a NEW case

Only Lanie knows how to do the Mm-hu with attitude

THE HAMPTONS is an ugly place. WE don’t like it!!!

Nobody knows who ACTUALLY wrote the Richard Castle books, HEAT WAVE and NAKED HEAT.

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OK... I know that these things that you copy and stick onto your profile are to tell people about yourself without sounding like you're bragging... but that's why I do it. ;D

If you know who Panic!At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you're weird and you're proud of it post this into your profile!!

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your phone number when someone asked for it copy this onto your profile

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room, and forgot what you were doing, then started walking away, and suddenly remembered, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

CHEESE!! If you are random and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak (actually I am weak... I'm pathetic, and it sucks ;D)
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (I blame the fact that all of the boys my age are jerks or really really stupid)
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.