A series of unrelated oneshots featuring our favourite couple in naughty situations. Requests are more than welcome.

When Clary's mother gets married, she finds herself crushing on her step brother, Jonathan. What happens when her best friend, Jace, starts to get jealous? I HATE SUMMARIZING, BUT WHAT'S UP. AU. Clonathan in the beginning. Clace later. Rated M for SMUT/Lemons eventually, and swearing all the freaking time. Awkward internal dialogue. Hilarious. Sexual themes.

With the summer brings new people, and with the fall, an empty space they once were. See what happens when Bella meets Edward and one harmless lie turns their world upside down. Taboo/Teacher student. lemons. Be warned. Collab with Robicorn

"I told you once" Gendry said. "You would never be my family. You'd be m'lady." Arya was furious. "And, as your lady, you would do anything I commanded?" "Yes, m'lady." "Fine. I command you to be my family!" /A "The Crime of Love" SPIN-OFF!

Starts after Bloodlines and has gone off the rails into fairly in-character AU. A Sydrian story that's not just about Sydrian. Romance, friendship, humor, magic, dreamwalking, character development, botany, fluff, hand-to-hand fighting, lemons, more magic, and puns. ED trigger warning. Some violence, serious sexytimes. Worth your time! More info at the start of chapter 1.

Rose works at her parents F.B.I branch. She meets a brown-eyed Russian god and their one night together has its consequences. Rated M for lemons. (In the process of editing earlier chapters due to errors and seemingly, an inability to write good English two years ago :P)

Dimitri and Roza in some hot moments. Series of one shots. All stories have sexual content. If you like Lemon's Read on.

Rose is bored and wants Dimitri...BAD! But what happens when it becomes a game? Will Dimitri be able to handle what Rose has in store?

Rose is a student at St.Vlads and usually gets her way through seductive means. Yet that all changes when the new Principal comes and doesn't fall for her sexual charm. Doesn't mean Rose wont try...

Mr. Cullen is the teacher. Ms. Swan is the student. Do I really need to say anything else? AH Complete

What happens when Adrian can no longer hide his feelings for Sydney? Would he risk losing her?

Alternating Peeta and Katniss Pov. In Peeta's fantasy, Katniss is tired of being the strong one. Very M, if you know what I mean. Re-updated.

What happens when Rose gets totally mad at Dimitri? After an argument Rose finds herself with Lissa and the gang playing a terrifying game of truth or dare. When Dimitri ends up getting involved how far will Rose go to destroy his "COntrol" Updates almost every week, and rated M for some seriously dirty minded adrian ideas!:

I'm basically writing season 4 myself, the way that I and many other would like for it to go. I'm just making it up as I go along but it should be good fun... Canon, rated M for language and future lemons with the right Salvatore ha!

Katniss knew the magic Peeta's hands could do in the bakery, but an argument with Gale makes her realize she is in love with the baker & wants his hands on her. But loving Peeta has costly consequences for herself & others in her life, including Gale. A tale of decisions & repercussions, love & loss, romance & lemons, action & angst. Katniss/Peeta, w/ some Katniss/Gale situations.

Hi guys, this is my 1st fan fiction story here. I was reading all of those rose and dimitri's love story, when writing my own story for them cross my mind. This is a story of Rose and Dimitri when things got hot. I mean smoking hot. Lemon.

AU and AH. Short chapters with daily updates. When Bella's boyfriend brings up the issue of her virginity with his ex, she decides to take charge of her own fate. Now complete with occasional snippets to come.

After Bloodlines, during my other story DITT . "They didn't teach us in guardian training how to overcome spirit-darkness-by-proxy in our charges. But even so, I have to get to Jill and protect her."

POST LS, Rose & the girls overhear the boys insulting them so decide to get revenge Rose hathaway style! A bit of Girls VS Boys WAR,testing everyones self control, Fluff, lemons & generally driving everyone crazy.But who will give in first?

what if actions spoke louder than words? will caroline open her heart up to klaus or is tyler stopping her?

This is the shocking truth: I am in bed with a vampire. How could I let myself be seduced by evil, you ask? Well, I'll tell you. It started with a kiss… Sydney x Adrian. Bloodlines spoilers. Rated M.

Bella Swan is unlucky in love, she has never experienced the big 'O' and has just found out her current boyfriend James is a secret drag queen. Will her sexy neighbor, Edward Cullen be able to show her what she's been missing? Rom-com ExB, AH, M, OOC

Bella is a sophomore at Forks High, Mr. Cullen is her gorgeous teacher! Edward is a teacher who notices one of his students much more than he probably should... AH AU OOC

Sydney is in trouble with the Alchemists. It's up to Adrian to make her feel better. CAUTION: Rated M!

LEMONY GOODNESS: All the naughty practice sessions you wished Dimitri and Rose had-takes place after Shadow Kiss. The attack happened but Dimitri never got turned.

This is a FFN where the gang gets together and plays some really weird, silly, stupid, funny and fun games and they someone may get expelled in later chapters! Set after SK and Dimitri never got turned...

When Bella is late for her assigned study room, she has no choice but to share the back room with her very hot teacher from high school. Short story. Lemon. All-Human. Bella/Edward. Inspired by Jayeliwood's "Sexy Eddie Contest".

Set after SK, Dimitri not turned. The Guardians recruit Rose to go undercover in a strip club run by strigoi that is threatiningly close to the court. R&D. Lemons and other adult themes. Summary sucks like always.

What could have happened in the Gym with Rose and Dimitri. Rated m for a reason major hot lemons! OVER 18'S ONLY!

all Human. Bella is attending a boarding school for the first time and its a long way from home. The good part: making new friends, no parents, and total freedom! The bad part: it’s an all boys school! How'd this happen, you ask? Read and find out!

Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC

Bella is the only one in a co-ed dorm with...Edward Cullen. Will Rose's past, or Jasper's overprotective nature ruin the chance of a relationship. What happens when the not-so secret relationship takes an unexpected twist? Will it make it stronger?E&B AH

One night when Edward is out hunting, Alice drops by Bella’s room to keep her company. Only, things don’t go quite as planned. Sequel to "Golden Slumber". Alice/Bella, Bella/Alice, femslash

When Edward and Bella go to an assembly, Bella does something to turn Edward on, purposefully? Edward loses his temper in next chapter! 'Dark Edward returns' Rated M for Mature content*hint hint*!

50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!

Bella is starting a new school in the middle of the freshman year, and meets her room-mate Alice and her friend Rosalie. she meets one boy, Edward, and immediately hates him. but what happens when he challenges her to a kissing contest....? all human

Jasper and Bella enjoy some time alone during a party. Rated M **lemons**

Edward and Bella met on the beach when they were four. Edward taught her how to ride a bike and Bella taught him how to tie a necktie. But when they get older, how come they have such a difficult time expressing their feelings for one another? All human.

Bella is desperate for Edward to make love to her... she schemes a plan to lure him in unexpectedly.

They felt soft as they smoothed some hair away from my face. It scared me how good it felt and I sat upright and slid away from him. He looked surprised and something else, embarrassed? It was like I’d caught him doing something wrong.

Alice and Bella share a quiet moment together in the hotel in Phoenix Twilight . Alice/Bella, Bella/Alice, femslash